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Asshat4Congress 35 points ago +35 / -0

let's be honest, if that fat ass missed a snack it's body would just digest the fetus

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basedvirginian [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

Her legs look like sausages in those leggings lol

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BostonVoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its so big. Massive. It hurts my stomach

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bjorngottfriedsson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Please...please do not insult sausages. They do nothing but bring us happiness.

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Anonymous_leopard 6 points ago +7 / -1

They wear leggings to cut down on chaffing of their thighs

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FUSnowflake 17 points ago +17 / -0

My body, MY choice.

...not even with someone else's 10-foot-pole.

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kanabiis 14 points ago +14 / -0

You would need a 10 foot pole to get through the fat rolls guarding her vagina.

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Ophelia 7 points ago +7 / -0

TIL what a FUPA is

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basedvirginian [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

I also like calling it a “gunt”

Gut + Cunt = Gunt

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SnowflakeJuice 9 points ago +9 / -0

The smell alone would keep me 20 feet from that thing

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know they don’t wash what they can’t see

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Neutral_admin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wouldn't touch that with Joe Biden's dick

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FUSnowflake 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter to the rescue!

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OGpsywar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nor Hunter's tooth.

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Neutral_admin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, it already looks like she has "no choice" but to lie down. Gravity is a bitch.

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women_for_trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Guys...how desperate do you have to be?

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TrumpAndGodWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

If the fats are mentally ill, so are the weirdos that bang them.

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kazimiera 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or drunk🤣

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Jsmitty112 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every “female” in that picture is hideous!

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Guruchild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Always has been

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MAGA_White_Rose 12 points ago +12 / -0

How's she gonna get back up off the ground?

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women_for_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

She looks like she's struggling to breathe on her back like that. The fat rolls are smothering her internal organs.

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ancillasedet 11 points ago +11 / -0

Looks more like a stroke than a strike.

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's only affecting black dudes, therefore raysis.

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rcstl 10 points ago +10 / -0

On behalf of normal men, your terms are acceptable.

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TheGreenDragon 9 points ago +9 / -0

That would be like me saying, I give up Liver for Lent, I don't eat Liver so I am not really given up anything.

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ColonelTravis 7 points ago +7 / -0

She could go through a full 9-month pregnancy, and never know.

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_Cabal_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it even physically possible to have sex with a whale of that magnitude? I don't want to think about it too much, but it doesn't seem possible.

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Neutral_admin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just became more pro-life

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SchoolBoyTim 6 points ago +6 / -0

But will she be able to get up off of the floor?

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rcstl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Crane here, crane here, get your crane here. Who ordered the crane?

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AmericanScholar373 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good heavens... is that what redditors go home to?

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Patton58 5 points ago +5 / -0

No sex for him. God bless you for thinking of others.

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Pence_Brigade 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just imagine. Some men find this sexy. Some men actually love screwing fat pussy. Ew.

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KebbaJoJo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like she needs her CPAP.

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BostonVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahahhahahaha

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IamDevo 4 points ago +4 / -0

What does she look like without the fat suit on?

Oh.... fuck

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Prime67 4 points ago +4 / -0

This abortion bill is paying off in ways we never even expected!

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batts 4 points ago +4 / -0

i think she has been on strike for a few years now

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quantum_wetware 4 points ago +4 / -0

orange woman fat

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GenadderallPatton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I know why some vibes shake.

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MaximumStooge 3 points ago +3 / -0

prostitute

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HanginChad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well at least he should be thankful for that but I hope she also unchains him and frees him from the basement.

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JZSquared 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no, the whores stopped having sex, whatever will we do? I guess STD rates will plummet and they won't go out and murder innocent babies. I call this a win-win.

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randylaheydidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

A who knew giant tangerine with legs could even have sex?

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Good Samaritan might come along, assume she's stranded and push her back into the sea.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top center. Why is my grandma there??

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AgaM1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet Bill Clinton would still hit it. After he rolled her in flour to find the wet spot!

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Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Forty_Five 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think even a Muslim would rape that whale.

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goat_nebula 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would not fuck that with a koala’s dick.

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TheSaltyProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh... that’s fucked up way of saying your” boyfriend” ran out of “batteries.”

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

A bunch of women no men will have sex with are claiming they will refuse sex with men. That a spineless man with no legs refusing to stand up for the people of Texas... oh...

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey now some liberal soy boys are into that whole farm animal sex stuff.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….I can say that I’m a fit old lady pede. Did I mention MOOOOOOOO?

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Wishdonwasdad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Later that night with her baby daddys 2 friends..

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Ironlabel1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but him is the fat ugly neck beard. No actual decent man is going to fuck that thing.

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MAGAzine1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guaranteed if a man in good shape walked up to her and asked to fuck she’d toss the sign without hesitation

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Joshua55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky guy.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugh, she looks just like TrigglyPuff! Remember her?

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redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s some wishful thinking

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck... pass it on folks... if other states learn of these additional benefits, we can get the ban EVERYWHERE!!!!

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLUBTARD…..You have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot, there’s so many fat rolls

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BelfordBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flour, we need flour to roll her in to find where to stick what we wouldn’t want to stick in her anyway. 😂😂😂

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AOCjoose177thix 2 points ago +2 / -0

No worries. That fat fuck walrus will be taken by covid

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Jakefoy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

So like...was this written on the sign by Dr Suess?

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Dansterxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always imagine these obese people taking massive shits constantly because what goes in, is basically what comes out.

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Shill_Slayer9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, he'd just fuck one of her "friends".

:-)

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UndercoverCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it's called abstinence.