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Based_psychologist 91 points ago +91 / -0

A Michigan Democratic state representative snuck a handcuff key into jail after police arrested him for violating his bond, according to a county sheriff's office.

Police discovered the key on Rep. Jewell Jones, whom a court released on bond in April after he was arrested on drunk driving charges, according to Livingston County sheriff Michael J. Murphy. The sheriff's office says Jones has repeatedly violated his bond, which a judge revoked in a Tuesday hearing. The Democratic lawmaker now faces two additional felony charges—attempting to escape police custody and smuggling a weapon into a jail.

In a statement Wednesday, Murphy said Jones is "an embarrassment to all elected officials" who "thinks somehow the laws do not apply to him."

The 26-year-old representative, who became the youngest person elected to the state legislature in 2016, was arrested on drunk driving charges in April. During the traffic stop, Jones resisted arrest, and law enforcement pepper-sprayed and tased the government official, according to a police report. The lawmaker also threatened to report the officers to Democratic governor Gretchen Whitmer, saying, "It's not going to be good for you" and "I run y'all budget."

Jones's arrest is only the latest controversy for the Michigan lawmaker. Earlier this year, Jones spent more than $200 in campaign funds at a strip club, according to a July financial disclosure.

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Kmdub2 61 points ago +63 / -2

I member that story last year. That asshole seriously thinks he is above the law. This asshole is a black supremacist dindu

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SquiggyMcPepe 6 points ago +8 / -2

Yet the gloomers say nothing is happening to the D's when it comes to hauling their corrupt asses off to jail. It's happening all over the place but you won't see a lick of media coverage even our own media unless you go digging for it yourself. This youtube channel covers a lot of the background arrests of corrupt D officials.

https://www.youtube.com/c/KipSimpson/videos

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

How racist of them to hold him accountable.

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Coslin 31 points ago +31 / -0

What's the over and under on how fast he spit out - Do you know who I am??

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WhitePowerRanger 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’d be willing to bet everything I own he said it as soon as the lights and sirens turned on

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DragonEnergyBunny 8 points ago +8 / -0

There was a video of his initial arrest and he definitely said something like that. What a P.O.S.

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

They all do. Every time a politician is arrested. "Don't you know who I am?"

Yes. A public servant who is failing the public. A representative who represents dishonor.

We need to teach kids about honor again. There is no fucking way this guy knows what he's supposed to be for the people or machines who elected him.

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Injustice 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I recall correctly was when the cop asked him if he was drunk/had been drinking there is (or was) a video of his arrest.

edit to add video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G6fwBYPyYA of course the original is buried but msm spinning it is up

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SquiggyMcPepe 7 points ago +8 / -1

Haha enjoyed the fuck out of that video. Yep he went right to both the dindu nuffin defense then slipped right into the do you know who you are dealing with attack as he was visibly drunk off his ass. The takedown and mace to the face was icing on the cake. Luckily in michigan in 2020 the state legislature flipped enough so that R's combined with moderate D's fed up with whitmers insane overreach are allowing this shit to go forward because they keep cutting whitmers balls off every time she tries to intervein in stuff like this.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's another of Denver mayor's son being pulled over and claiming some stupid shit like sovereign citizen bullshit.

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SquiggyMcPepe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yep. Lots of it is documented on this youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/c/KipSimpson/videos

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MasksAreGay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Officers insist that he said, upon being arrested after resisting, “It’s not going to be good for you. I run y’all budget bro” 🤡

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HamburglerOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's MI. Instantly. The only place with higher corruption is Chicago.

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becky21k1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Probably the same as the over and under on how fast he said "i dindu nuffin"

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Joggers gonna jog.

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KungPaoMcChicken 13 points ago +19 / -6

Niggas always dindu nuffin. Its the corrupt police lolz.

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South_Florida_Guy 71 points ago +74 / -3

Joggers gonna jog

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B_Sack 18 points ago +18 / -0

Came here for this. Was not disappoint.

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Pumpitrealgood 53 points ago +53 / -0

Jones's arrest is only the latest controversy for the Michigan lawmaker. Earlier this year, Jones spent more than $200 in campaign funds at a strip club, according to a July financial disclosure.

Classy, who voted for this piece of shit? Or was it a dominion setup from the start, who knows.

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posedgeclk 18 points ago +19 / -1

Stripmatic

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Just_An_Idahoan 13 points ago +13 / -0

"But muh bootay's and tittay's"

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Coslin 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Redistricting"

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ah_hell 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jewel's down with the bitches and hoes.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's just one kind of prostitute paying off another kind of prostitute

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CJ74U2NV 43 points ago +45 / -2

I was arrested for getting into a fight one time. Cop had me in the back of the car with my hands cuffed behind my back. I'm too tall for the back of a squad car with my hands cuffed so I brought the cuffs under my feet and sat with my hands on my lap. I had to sneeze and covered my face. The cop said "bless you", then realized my hands weren't behind my back and freaked out. It was funny.

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Dedcatsk8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

My buddy had double jointed shoulders. It was gross! But he could clasp his hands behind his back and just,straight elbows and all roll that shit right around to his front! We were out 1 night,and he showe the cops. I said dubass,cops fip tied his shit thru his back belt loop. We got kicked to the curb after a couple minutes of shit by the cops and went back to petty crime Lol! TEENAGERS!

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GenesisFiveTwo 30 points ago +31 / -1

“I run y’all budget.” - Democrats 2022

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Sea_Still [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

Speaking English is White supreme

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deplorablepepe4 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh Burrito Supreme.

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KABOOKIE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who you calling burrito, racist!

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rebuildingMyself 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Look at me. I'm the budget now"

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Dedcatsk8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lookit me i do the lights for Wu Tang!

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magnokor 22 points ago +23 / -1

One of the lesser corrupt Democrats.

But isn't old, so plenty of time for him to do more corruption.

The Democratic lawmaker now faces two additional felony charges—attempting to escape police custody and smuggling a weapon into a jail.

Keeps that up, a Vice President pick for the DNC in a couple of decades.

The lawmaker also threatened to report the officers to Democratic governor Gretchen Whitmer, saying, "It's not going to be good for you" and "I run y'all budget."

Or might be running for Governor of Texas?

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whraglyn 2 points ago +3 / -1

'Or might be running for Governor of Texas?'

for this alone do i forever have your back, sir!

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Pelides 20 points ago +20 / -0

Elect the third world

Become the third world

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ChickenInspector 19 points ago +19 / -0

Now picture what happens that doesn't get reported, that we don't know about.

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CHEVLEON 17 points ago +17 / -0

just northwest of detroit. why am I not fucking surprised.

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patslimmy1 16 points ago +16 / -0

"The key was attached to the bottom of his foot."

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bubadmt 13 points ago +13 / -0

If he was actually smart he'd have taped it to his buttcrack.

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GenesisFiveTwo 11 points ago +12 / -1

Pretty sure they check that.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

They don’t. I’ve been arrested twice. They take and search your clothes but no ones ever tainted my bunghole or watched me change.

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vcjdeathrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

depends on where you are. anyone brought in to us would strip, squat and cough. lots of people keep stuff in the ol' prison wallet. we check the mouth, under arms and feet too.

I've seen 100% more naked dudes than I ever wanted to.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was that at county jail or did you just get taken to the station

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bubadmt 6 points ago +7 / -1

Then he should've shoved it into his urethra.

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AtheistTrumper 9 points ago +9 / -0

nah gotta use your prison wallet

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RedTX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaa--was coming here to say that. Good ol' built-in prison wallet. LOL

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XERIPHYTE 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should have used the Prison pocket

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CJ74U2NV 9 points ago +9 / -0

In his Timberlands

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

Timbalaaanss

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CovfefeAnon 12 points ago +12 / -0

More from this upstanding servant of the people.

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TrumpPOGs 12 points ago +12 / -0

This young man has been raised with no consequences. Sad to see, hopefully Michigan at some point extracts head from ass on both sides. Raising a kid like this can happen, electing them to office? That's on the people.

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KingShatPoster 11 points ago +12 / -1

ABABABAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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2224522 11 points ago +11 / -0

In other words he is a typical Democrat.

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rebuildingMyself 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a failed Democrat. The more experienced ones don't need to smuggle keys into their cells because they never get arrested in the first place for the same crimes.

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becky21k1 0 points ago +1 / -1
  • typical person of negroness
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TennesseeScorpio 11 points ago +12 / -1

Silly Dindu nuffin shoulda put it in a muffin.

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KABOOKIE 9 points ago +9 / -0

We wuz Kangz n shit!

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Grunt422 6 points ago +6 / -0

From the looks of his face he's been stuffing a lot of fried chicken in that pie hole. What kind of jogger carries a handcuff key around with him hidden up his ass, with his wallet, and extra set of gold teeth ?

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

One who expects to get arrested?

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EatMyBallsAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joggers keep on jogging

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CMDRConanAAnderson 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the moron who was caught on cam telling the officers "do you know who I am?" and then proceeded to fail to show ID of who he was.

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HeadHoncho 5 points ago +5 / -0

How low IQ do you have to be to think escaping from jail is a reasonable response to being locked up for a single day or two.

Talk about making things worse.

That's the mark of someone extremely stupid, and who has never suffered consequences in their entire life

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

It wouldn't matter if he had suffered consequences. These creatures do not understand the concept of consequences. Their only thought is right now, in the moment, there is no consideration for what comes next. "Poor future-time orientation" is one way to put it.

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Magamom 4 points ago +4 / -0

This dindu nuffin is so dumb. Whoever voted him in is dumb too. Lol

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Pelides 1 point ago +1 / -0

IQ is a big problem in certain populations but we can’t talk about that

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Lurker404 3 points ago +3 / -0

All kinds of "edgy" and "tactical" gear manufacturers add handcuff keys to their products. It's a REALLY bad idea.

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Corporal_Joe_Bauers 3 points ago +3 / -0

This dude's eyes tell the story. No way he is even close to clean.

Hopefully he can get himself together.

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gawd-emperor 3 points ago +3 / -0

He dindu nuffin u raysists

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

A member of the local terrorist group

  1. Black
    

2 Democrat

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  1.   Piece of Shit
    
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yummy_yumm_yumms 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha fuck this dindu...."I run yall's budgets Bro"

Not anymore BRO!

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RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't this idiot alleged to be affiliated with some freaking gang up there too?

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goat_nebula 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol isn’t this the retard who had a vanity plate that said ELECTED or some shit? Then gets DWI in that vehicle…jackass

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Joshua55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Entitled din doo nuffin bitch.

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salt-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

thug life

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minnesomalia has their own Jewell Jones as well...State Rep John Thompson.

Johnnie had a Wisconsin driver's license when he filed for, and was elected to the state legislature.

He just recently obtained a MN driver's license, although it is being revoked due to failure to pay a traffic fine he recieved in early July.

MN Dem party has kicked Johnnie out of their caucus, but he will likely be reelected because of the content of his character and not the color of his skin.

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he's still in office evidently...?

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finscreenname 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should have put it where he keeps his marbles.....

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eddedandedamame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was this the guy that was speeding down the highway in the wrong direction, went off the road, had a naked female in the passenger seat unconscious, and was screaming DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM to officers?

With a license plate that said "ELCTD" or something hahahahaha

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LarryBugman 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck does that get elect....oh! wait! I just saw it in the headline “dem”. Makes sense.

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vcjdeathrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol Jewell.

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a statement Wednesday, Murphy said Jones is "an embarrassment to all elected officials" who "thinks somehow the laws do not apply to him."

Come on man the law doesn't APPLY TO ME I'M A DEMOCRAT. this is the same thing he told the arresting officer I've heard

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clearly someone not capable of making good decisions and the people of his district actually elected him to do that on their behalf.

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nickybops 1 point ago +1 / -0

BuT I DiNDuuu!!

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ahh, yes, a person of negroness.

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Beer-_-Belly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was he carrying around a key? That is scary.

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BackTheBoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what you get when you "elect" a 20 year old thug into office.

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BarbaricBernard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't this the guy who doesn't even live in the state he works for?

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is pretty old news, huh? I remember hearing about the key back then. Did he get another one or something?