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Bell1992 59 points ago +60 / -1

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that mean of the dude with a hundred needles jabbed in him is becoming more true by the day. Your going to need that many just to be covered for the year

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MustBeTrump 34 points ago +34 / -0

GET YOUR WEEKLY JAB YOU BIGOT. IT'S JUST A WEEK OF SERIOUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING SIDE EFFECTS THAT BARELY LAST A WEEK. THEN REMEMBER TO GET YOUR NEXT SHOT. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM THE SIDE EFFECTS OF BOOSTER SHOT 74 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MISS BOOSTER SHOT 75 AND BONUS BOOSTER SHOT 75B+ WOULD YOU RATHER GET COVID AND HAVE A SORE THROAT AND COUGH FOR A FEW DAYS????

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antimatter 21 points ago +21 / -0

Haha in the hospital for clots, day 12 hits and they kick you out for no longer being "fully vaxxed". Shit i couldnt come up with a script this fucked if i tried while being high on meth.

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MustBeTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahaha exactly! You become evidently close to death on day 45, all other medical conditions are ruled out, it is undeniably a reaction to the vaccine, so they kick you out moments before your death, ban you and your family from social media, report your death as 'unvaxxed - Likely Covid' and then change their guidelines to only count people as vaxxed after 46 days. Increasing this guideline date with every vaccine death that makes it past the current standard.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pfizer also announced they are developing a pill to take twice daily "alongside the vaccine".

This just keeps getting better.

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Gadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet they still mandate it.

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Assault-Covfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

At this rate, nobody will be "fully vaxxed". LOL. Maybe then, juuuust maybe the true believers will come around.

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Bell1992 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have posted in other places that we are essentially playing chicken with big pharma. They have to get us by flu season (aka covid season) which starts in October and peaks in November (if i remember correctly) because by that point the vaccinated will start dropping like flies either from the vaccine itself or because of Ade and we are the control group now. They elimated the official one. If we stay strong then the difference between us and the vaccinated will be too large to explain away by coincidence.

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bbxx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. This is why their patience is "running thin"

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anotherthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem with this is that I'm thinking they're already hiding side effects as COVID19 cases, variant or otherwise. Once flu/COVID season hits, they can hide a lot more deaths.

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch out. Should the vaxxed actually start dropping due to either the vax directly, or ADE, they will *blame the unvaxxed". They will immediately start the roundups and isolation encampments for unvaxxed. They will stop unvaxxed people from conducting business, shut off their bank accounts and so on. The continued deaths from ADE will only exacerbate this.

It is like the Salem witch trials. This is human nature, and we are as damaged as ever.

If this scenario actually happens, the one thing you can be CERTAIN you will not hear, is "we were wrong about the vaccines". That self awareness will not happen.

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Bell1992 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not when their deaths outstrip unvaccinated by large amounts. Their method work because the normies that make up 75% of the country don't care enough to do anything once the difference becomes so obvious even normies see it. Game over

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10MeV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could be. I'm not optimistic, since today I see more people wearing the useless cloth face diapers again. People are SHEEP. baaa, baaa. "Wear your mask!". Oh, ok, (muffled) maaa, maaa. I have a friend that listens mostly to NBC news, and then listens to CNN (!) for balance. I kid you not. It's so sad.

CNN will say "Those unvaxxed are why your grandma died! Biden says the remaining unvaxxed will be rounded up and interned in covid camp, for your safety of course." And the vaxxed neighbors will frickin' CHEER when the haul you away in handcuffs.

It's going to get dark. I hope I'm wrong. I could be, but it sure looks like the pieces are falling into place right now.

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Eu-is-socialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is already never fully vaxxed. the vaxxed get it and transmit it so they CAN KILL those "vulnerable".

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Dobbsfan2.0 43 points ago +43 / -0

A booster every 12 days, I'm buying Pfizer stock. I'm moving next to Elon Musk should you need to contact me.

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Dunkin4COVAIDS 11 points ago +11 / -0

I.e. Ivermectin

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Salacious_B_Trump 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pfizermectin

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Dunkin4COVAIDS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bwhahahah!

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bbxx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly, a less effective version of Ivermectin at that!

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NotDangerousGame 37 points ago +37 / -0

But doesn't it supposedly take 14 days to go into effect?

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BasedNtruth 23 points ago +23 / -0

Thats the funniest part lmao

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Filo76 17 points ago +17 / -0

Even with boosters everyone is still unvaccinated. Which means everyone needs to take more boosters.

Vicious circle. Massive profits.

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Mother_of_gains 34 points ago +34 / -0

Everyone knows that the vaccines lose efficacy over time. Everyone.

But they just HOPE boosters will provide some benefit. There is zero science behind that hope. None.

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MustBeTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

We also know that this isn't a vaccine. So it's shitty effectiveness is even more shitty than typical vaccines that actually do help in some cases.

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MustBeTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

That means it's working.

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Ozzieoi 3 points ago +3 / -0

It could have been worse. They could have double died from covid without it.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they KNEW that already, of course. Still they pushed it and made people lose their jobs, their military benefits, etc.

Noose time.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not only that but this was also developed for only one strain and the strain already went through the entire population and is basically going extinct.

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Smokerstar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Experts are always unsurprised.

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wu_tang_clan 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is this a a fucking joke?

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TexasPiper 11 points ago +12 / -1

Take the 🀑 πŸ’Š

You’ll feel better

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no_gal_friend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Mike has a suppository instead.

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Dutch_Christian 14 points ago +14 / -0

Let me guess; the new daily pills will enhance the booster shots to 4 months. 3 shots and 700 pills per person per year. Seems like a great money making deal.

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bbxx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. Kind of like diet pills that only work when you eat less. Booster only works when you're taking pfizermectin!

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Formerlurker92 11 points ago +11 / -0

Immune system subscription services

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ObongoForPrison2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who the fuck is still falling for this bullshit?

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Bullet3250 7 points ago +7 / -0

NYTs would not return calls regarding Uttar Pradesh.

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el_gato_pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd suggest subscribing to the Unlimited Jab plan and not by the month.

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notabot6646 6 points ago +6 / -0

New York Times just worded this horribly.. they meant the protection is enhanced in 60+ year olds 12 days after injection.. they site the Israel study that was published in the new england journal of medicine Link: https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2114255

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KnightKreider 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did it on purpose because they don't want boosters here now. They want them for all the poor countries as if that's how vaccine program has ever worked. You need to build up plants in different regions of the world. Give them the single J&J shot because of the logistical benefits and call it a wrap. But no, systemic racial inequality equitability minority enhancement or something.

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MakeAmericaZimbabe 6 points ago +6 / -0

WTGDF?

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Assault-Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. None of this works worth a shit.

Maybe I missed this because as much as I follow this Chinaman Flu issue, I can't catch everything: Are the boosters or shots being given out now, the same crap/formulation as January? Because if it is, why keep injecting shit that doesn't work? It's like putting a tenpenny nail into something that really needs to be screwed down.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

So only 31 shots per year at how much tax money per shot?

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chickeninoven 5 points ago +5 / -0

So? Just get them every 12 days, problem solved!

-- Pfister CEO Albert Bourla

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Visceroth 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should have known they'd stick with 14 days to slow the spread.

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Trumpdidit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Allow me to be the first, to voluntarily give my booster shot away to the highest bidder.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get your Soma, then you can have an orgy porgy!

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think any of them work. They make you sicker and get viruses easier and you might die and be disabled. If that's what people want then the fake fax is right for them.

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IronWolve 3 points ago +3 / -0

link? thats a tweet thats worth reposting

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL and the fucking crazy vaxxers will go for it!

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Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twice-a-month booster shots, it's woooooorreekkkiiinnngg

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tholins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or you know, you could just get Covid once and be done with this.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to invent an integrated toilet seat bidet and vaccine injection tool. I also want to consider how to make there to be a pipe for the vaccine that will go along with the electricity, the plumbing, the cable, and the wire internet. We could also have hanging vaccine lines with the power poles. I'm going to work on inventing some vaccine transmission stations.

For the integrated toilet tub bidet, I think we can do direct anal injections as part of the wiping and cleaning process so you can get your daily shot of vaccine when you take your morning shit. I'm going to work with the patent office now.

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TexansForFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

*6iden's 6etter 6idet"

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BombsAway 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is what they get for spamming just 2 more weeks everywhere we congregate.

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Gadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabaha

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Jleinf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody with a normal immune system need a shot period. If your scared have early treatment available and start exercising now because your life depends on it. If your high risk, get on prophylaxis ivermectin, isolate until all the young people get infected and develop some form of herd immunity. This isn’t rocket science

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AlphaTheBetaFish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every 12 days, bigot.

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ChazzleDazzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok so basically the vaccine sucks

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Visceroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

12 days from the jab or 12 days from 14 days from the jab?

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

15 boosters to slow the spread!

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Eu-is-socialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

SO think about it

THERE ARE 2 fucking posts about this shit :

This https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1438266398531366916

and this ... without the 12 days. https://twitter.com/NYTNational/status/1438374104537702403

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

The vaccines were literally only developed for one strain of virus and that strain is fucking gone. What a completely pointless endeavor.

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BasedInvestor 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Clownworld temporary measures like 14 days to flatten the curve last a lifetime, while vaccine's which used to be good for life last 12 days (at best)

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MontanaRanger5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

if only that vaccine lasted 12 days in the body and did nothing....

....we all know what it is really doing.

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auntjemima 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jab a week 'll do ya! πŸ₯³

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Dantalian 1 point ago +1 / -0

The article says the boosters jump-start protection by the 12th day, not that they are only effective for 12 days. It's likely that the boosters (which I'm pretty sure haven't been modified at all to be more effective against Delta) will decline in effectiveness at the same rate the original shots did (which was FAST). Pfizer is far less effective against Delta than Moderna, so why didn't they buy Moderna to use as boosters? Their leaders are just as corrupt and criminal as ours, apparently. All our leaders seem to want to kill us off!

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BemorePcCuntyFagFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its because they are only 12 days into the trial

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KnightTemplar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killing the immune system with each shot

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brundlefly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if the amount of time between getting the first shots and getting this one influences the "effectiveness" window.

Or, was the window always around twelve days--if it had any efficacy to begin with?

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Powhattan 1 point ago +1 / -0

12 days. hmm. ok.

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OneArmedViolinist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The monthly booster narrative has entered the chat

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking funny the Jews have went bat shit crazy and made every Jew in Isreal get this. Hitler is laughing in his grave.

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MAGAvibesOnly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cha-ching! $$

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well ya, thats why the filth blood vaxxed will have to get their regular booster shots. It'll be either every 3 to 6 months is my guess. I however shall remain a pure blood.