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bill_in_texas 462 points ago +479 / -17

Nope. That's it. Investigation's over, we got our man, everybody go home. Case closed.

Now we just need to wait for this guy to get a small fine and have his law license suspended for 30 days, to really make him think about what he's done wrong.

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Hoof_Hearted 132 points ago +132 / -0

NO NO NO that won't do. The deal NEEDS to include NO admission of guilt or apology.

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DonJr2032 40 points ago +40 / -0

This story about Dem/Clinton operatives being guilty of doing this is old news. It was reported on 2 years ago:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/aj7bh3/testimony_reveals_how_clinton_operatives_pushed/

Edit: Sorry, I linked to commie reddit, but I had to. The comments are just too funny. Literally every commenter there is downvoting the post and calling out how it's a lie and bull shit Trump propaganda from Washington Times

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Commiessuck 21 points ago +21 / -0

"lack of candor"

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OwnaLib87 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s not to mean that someone else in his position couldn’t get in serious legal trouble for doing what he did. It’s all about motive you know.

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Comntrinchief 24 points ago +24 / -0

Don't forget the obligatory CNN contributor contract.

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FliesTheFlag 20 points ago +20 / -0

and Book Deal

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bringbackthe80s 14 points ago +14 / -0

An "I'm sorry you were offended by my criminal actions" apology.

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AngryWriter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sorry about your feelings.

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Worldtraveler0405 13 points ago +13 / -0

u/War_Hamster Maybe Garland will write a stern letter. XD

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War_Hamster 21 points ago +24 / -3

I'm just happy to be right about Durham being real.

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Dingus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well, let's just wait and see.

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Smudgerator 6 points ago +7 / -1

In other news: Bigfoot has also been sighted.

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bratt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Are you sure about that? Yesterday you were talking about swimming with mermaids. You might need to take a few days for yourself.you have been working like a saint.

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Worldtraveler0405 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you mean, did I miss something?

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GenesisFiveTwo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Right now he’s just a signature in a on a page.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 4 points ago +5 / -1

Something like this?

https://youtu.be/15HTd4Um1m4

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Nothingeverhappens 1 point ago +1 / -0

This

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

In his book deal or his Netflix deal?

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IncredibleMrE1 29 points ago +29 / -0

They might even include a stern finger shake to really drive the point home!

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tom_machine 24 points ago +24 / -0

The fine needs to be at least… one hundred dollars!

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Beay 2 points ago +2 / -0

No cash bail

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peltast 19 points ago +19 / -0

You forgot the 40 hours of community service!

It's Happening!

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HerbertBailBondsh 14 points ago +14 / -0

And mandatory book deal

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NeilNewsNetwork 8 points ago +8 / -0

and he's not allowed on the internet, ever again.

oh never mind, that's only for people who trespassed on January 6th

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ciemPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

you mean people who were let into the capitol by police on January 6

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malkontent2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

GUILTY now take your one year of probation and generous stipend. See you in a year bud.

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DebunkTheLeft 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's funny how easy it is to predict the outcome of these things.

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