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yellowandrose 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll go with that. even if I have to move. I hate liberals. i can't stand living with them.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd gladly givesendgo you relocation assistance as long as you help sharpen my pitchforks and light my torches to chase their asses out

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turdinthepunch 7 points ago +8 / -1

There are a couple ways out of an unhappy marriage. Breaking up is one way.

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NotAPuma 3 points ago +5 / -2

I don't believe in Divorce. The only way out is a Box... Pine is Cheap by the way, so Democrats may want to look into making arrangements for their Pine Boxes.

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Marshall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I refuse to give away my PINE on the cheap anymore. One ounce of PINE for One Ounce of GOLD! But my PINE is far more useful in the environment soon to come.

Democrats can just get used to the fiery furnace so their body meets the same fate as their soul.

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WhoMeTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waste of good natural resources.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer the option of the spouse getting into a really bad "accident"

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Snoman 6 points ago +8 / -2

We’re already divided, they got both coasts, and we’ll take the heartland in between.

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findthewarmspot 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, Florida is on the East Coast.

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Snoman 4 points ago +4 / -0

The East Coast cut off is DC to the North. PA gets cut in half.

MI and IL will have to be cleared out.

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Shinydenim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Under no circumstances do you divide the keystone state in half. Really bad for juju.

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Snoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya know, that’s a good point, I stand corrected. There’s to much history there, we’ll have to go in and clear that out as well.

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NotAPuma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well let them have the West Coast and Hawaii, minus Alaska. Everything else is America's

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johnbillaby -1 points ago +1 / -2

You only have to look at the most recent governor's election down there to realize that breaking up the country is a retarded concept. Desantis barely won over a gay crackhead dude.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Agreed! I suggest we call them Coastalia and then call the heartland MIDGUARD

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clarefries 5 points ago +5 / -0

They will never let the Gulf Coast states leave the union.

That's where all the petroleum is.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll surrender Alaska to Chinada.

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WenOli311 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will all fit in Cali. Take our PEDES out of Cali of course. Mr. And Mrs. Salty😊 Build a wall around it, throw cameltoe and Biden over there to rule them we have the rest of the US and Trump as President. They can take their new freeloading voters with them to.

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Marshall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am perfectly willing to trade OUR fireants for their snail darters.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pick 2-3 Capitals, let the counties decide which they want to go to.

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

But who counts their votes?

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Wrexxis780 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hand counted, no mail in. People need to make sure to go watch their polling areas. Also, redo the elections after a few years to see if any counties change their minds.

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good to me. You know they'll never go for it.

"We had 3 million mail in votes from Texas voting to go with blue America! It all came in in the last 10 minutes, at 3 am!"

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Wrexxis780 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats why I said by county. Libtards can have their shitholes.

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Japheth 2 points ago +2 / -0

If all the red Real American states became their own country the blue conquered coastal states would starve to death in months, guaranteed.

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goingbigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would starve and freeze in the dark. The “fly over” and “hick” states provide a vast majority of the food and energy this country consumes.

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Japheth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly!

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Marshall2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cut off the roads, water and electricity and they'll die in a week.

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Japheth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit for this younger generation of totally brainwashed lemmings just cut off their smartphones and they'll lose their minds in a single day.

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FL_Trumpnado 2 points ago +3 / -1

Based on your initial comments you seem to have a poor idea of where nukes are

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Rageof4wa 1 point ago +1 / -0

These are the people who follow the WEF and believe that one day people will own nothing and be happy...So, we take it all and see if they are happy!

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’ll take the farmers, trickers, HVAC, builders, tradesmen, the sane tech folks, and anyone who will work. They can have the politicians...our government will fix potholes, guard the border, and leave everyone the fuck alone.

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Sheffield_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget Midgard would have the nukes and stratcom in Omaha!

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DestroyerofCobwebs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fine, but only if we immediately declare war on the 'New England Faggot Coalition' and drive them into the ocean.

We can leave the 'Confederated Western Homeless Toilets' to their own devices, they're all going to fall apart soon anyway. Let them fail and go claim the ashes.

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

The weird side only ends up with a dozen coastal cities, and a few around the Great Lakes area.

Their land runs out of food and energy in a few days.

That is really Silverman? You don;t usually see pictures without her blackface makeup?

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AngryMuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can have Puerto Rico, I'd even fund their flights. But they aren't stealing any States.

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Anon331717 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe should should go back to (((her))) country

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Liberty0rdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Problem is.. this is exactly what China wants. A divided and weak US.

They will become the major superpower if this happens.

While I do agree it is probably necessary, the best thing would be if the US could unite around hating Biden. Minaj is showing us that we can unite, it’s not impossible. Sure with 20% of the commies it will be hard, but 75% of the country can probably unite somewhat.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as they can't get in.

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Apotheosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck no! Don’t compromise even a little. It’s all it nothing

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secretbern 1 point ago +1 / -0

We also take 90% of California, leaving SF and LA isolated like islands.

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever noticed how similar feces and cities are?

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radx4 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is the blue states would immediately team up with China/UN and attack the red states. So a split wouldn't really work.

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Porkbut 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can have california, after we detonate the charges along the San Andreas. Thats it.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] -2 points ago +1 / -3

It should be 1) COASTALIA -- all the east and western coastal states north of virginia on the east, including hawaii. They can have idaho and montana too if they want, and pennsyvania also, it's bullshit

and 2) MIDGUARD -- all the states in between, including alaska. We keep georgia and we can give atlantans a choice to leave and then nuke the city clean with neutrons

COASTALIA can have arkansas, because fuck arkansas, the clintons ruined it

Same with Illinois. Or MIDGUARD can take illinois and then firebomb their own city SHITCAGO, also they need to rename it shitcago and then detonate a neutron bomb (the kind that kills people, not buildings) in the city