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drmrboy 437 points ago +439 / -2

It's called everyone has a breaking point ... stupid teacher. 🙄

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FutureFreemason 150 points ago +150 / -0

i'm surprised the teacher hasn't learnt sociologist theory on defiancy yet considering 80% are marxists

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tom_machine 112 points ago +112 / -0

Lol you think marxists can read

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Cuzzo 53 points ago +54 / -1

It’d be funny if it were not so damn sad. Every parent who has allowed their child to participate in this charade will have a very hard time parenting through their mistake. Poor kid. Sounds nice, but that is desperation. He doesn’t even know how to say, “HELP!!”

Fuck all communists.

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80960KA 37 points ago +37 / -0

I tend to think the reason why woke shit got so much penetration into academia is that it's basically the buy-a-degree program. If you show up and agree you pass. If you're black you don't even have to show up more than a couple times and "make an effort" to pass.

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Lonnie62 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why do we call them Marxists? Should rename them Skidmarks! Like the ones you see in a toilet after a big shit!!!

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Americangirl1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mark-shits

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mark of Satanists.

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NarrativeControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Books are not allowed.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not for long.

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FLbywayofTX 6 points ago +8 / -2

A lot of people use British spellings interchangeably. Gray vs grey for example. Both are correct.

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HowlinMad 9 points ago +9 / -0

I grew up reading Tolkien. Grey is forever messed up for me.

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swift_water 6 points ago +6 / -0

Colour, Armour, neighbour.

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Pelides 6 points ago +6 / -0

The unnecessary ‘U’ is my favourite

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BeardedNinjaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like that American English words use z more than s. It's an under utilized letter and it looks cool.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could argue the o is the unnecessary one.

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unnecessary Brits.

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FLbywayofTX 2 points ago +3 / -1

People who read.

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FLbywayofTX 1 point ago +2 / -1

Clearly. People who read are faggots.

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Cutter 4 points ago +8 / -4

We live in a society where people use "bricked" because they don't know whether it should be 'broke' or 'broken', and you're concerned about word appropriation??

Durn rebels!

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80960KA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Borken is different from bricked. Bricked is firmware fuggered up but otherwise intact.

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Cutter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks for clearing that up... I thought Borken was a Borg outpost.

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BobbyTables18c 13 points ago +13 / -0

To me, bricked means turning electronics equipment to the usefulness of a brick.

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jomcf 8 points ago +8 / -0

When the term became popular, those devices were about the size of a physical brick as well.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be that as it may, betcha a dollar no one who downvoted my original comment learned the proper use of 'break', 'brake', 'broke' or 'broken'.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bricked comes from dead cell phones back in the day.

When they broke they were just a brick.

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Norwegianskier 2 points ago +2 / -0

You bloody bastards! How dare you defy the king?!

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Libertardian 1 point ago +1 / -0

With exuberance.

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Alexius_von_Meinong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weber's theory of social deviance precisely fits this situation: the mainstream must create "deviants" in order to reinforce itself as the mainstream.

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Unzipped_Patriot 94 points ago +94 / -0

There's some tik tok trend going around of kids stealing sinks and towel dispensers from schools and destroying toilets. Teachers and school administrators have started locking all the bathrooms at schools in an attempt to stop this and they don't understand why the students are doing this. I think it's a perfectly logical response from the students who have been muzzled, deprived of oxygen, deprived of human contact, and told to be afraid of a common cold. Treat people like animals and they just might respond by acting like animals.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 69 points ago +71 / -2

Definitely don't put powdered concrete in the toilet of business that support masks, lockdowns, passports

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1Shark 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is brilliant!

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Barbs 18 points ago +19 / -1

Well, the trick is carrying in enough concrete without being conspicuous. A toilet holds enough water to mix about half a bag of normal concrete, which would weigh about 50 lbs.

A bit more than you can stuff into your socks, lol.

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80960KA 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's always the expanding PVA "zorbees" beads. It is reversible if you know the trick but it's probably gonna be a plumber call for a couple hundred bucks.

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IAbsolutelyDare 14 points ago +14 / -0

Carry it under your shirt and say you identify as pregnant.

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Mew_Deuces 6 points ago +6 / -0

I lol'd

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Covfefe123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flush it all for maximum turd stopping fun.

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Wearyman 10 points ago +10 / -0

You don't have to fill the whole toilet. A softball sized lump in a plastic bag perforated with holes will stop up a toilet but good.

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MSG1000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude, it just needs to clog a small opening like the flush hole. No need to concrete the whole tank.

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RabidZoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

...though pulling that off would be pretty epic 😂

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, that it would!

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1Shark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Backpack.

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BostonVoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

The hydraulic cement challenge! Let's start a tik tok challenge

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, avoid pushing a disposable mask into the wet concrete once you've poured it in.

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ItsOkayToBeWight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ideally you'd kill the opposition and leave the infrastructure intact so you can make use of it. This is exactly the opposite of that.

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wethedownvoted 13 points ago +13 / -0

it's the only place that has freedom from the constant surveillance state we've created

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Cyer6 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was hoping the kids would start getting defiant over this. We all go through a rebellious state at adolescence and was wondering when this would start happening. The muzzle is nothing more than a visual symbol of compliance, like a gold star.

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Pelides 6 points ago +7 / -1

It’s not kids doing it, it’s blacks

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BeardedNinjaPede 6 points ago +7 / -1

... doing what they always do...

Growing up, the blacks at my school would also smear their shit on the walls, sinks, mirrors, doors, everywhere. Fucking animals.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Monkeys do that at the zoo!

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basedenglishteacher 6 points ago +6 / -0

So yeah…the Tik Tok thing has more in common with BLM people burning down their own neighborhoods and is a result of kids being addicted to social media. It’s happening in places with absolutely no masks too (my school in a very conservative area).

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Unzipped_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

The children are lashing out because adults refuse to act like adults. Anyone with a brain should not be sending their children to any school.

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basedenglishteacher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok. I’m still going to teach and send my kids to the schools in my area because they aren’t run by communists but actual decent people that stood up against the mandates and kept schools open (didn’t I just say that?) and don’t deserve to have things destroyed or stolen but you do you.

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Unzipped_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm glad that you have a mostly decent school to send your kids to if that's your choice. Just wondering though, does that school think that 6 million sounds kinda high? Has anyone at that school read The Contagion Myth? What do the history books say about who perpetrated 9/11? Are students allowed to question evolution or the heliocentric model?

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KickingPugilist 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can still have conversations with your child and present alternate perspectives.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 9 points ago +9 / -0

When the history teachers don't know history...

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MarzMonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

My anal dam is about to burst

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based epic shit

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impera 203 points ago +204 / -1

Asserting dominance over the beta male.

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

On it.

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Captain_REEcard 157 points ago +157 / -0

That's called 9th grade humor, and if that's the worst thing the teacher deals with, they're lucky.

Sounds like something that would've been on Beavis & Butthead, which is the show that inspired my generation's 9th grade humor. Huh huh, yeah, pull my finger.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 47 points ago +47 / -0

Are you threatening me?

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Rommsey 26 points ago +26 / -0

Calm down Bohemian Corporal.

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Skogin 44 points ago +44 / -0

He’s Cornholio! He needs TP for his bunghole.

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FreshFriggy 19 points ago +19 / -0

this guy gets it.

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Rusty_Bungus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Diarrhea cha cha cha!

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becky21k1 6 points ago +7 / -1

I still don't understand why there's not a parody of Guns n Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" except it's Beavis singing "TP for my Bunghole"

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BlueDrache 6 points ago +6 / -0

Be the change you wish to hear.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Or at least bring a change of underwear

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BlueDrache 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well played.

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justicein2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

heh heh heh FIREarms

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pikX 8 points ago +8 / -0

i was thinking of south park when cartman shit on mr. garrison's desk, but that works too

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Hetero_Habilis 84 points ago +85 / -1

That’s hysterical. Praise kek. Any Orlando bars that are pede friendly? Fox biz featured debarry diner yesterday. They had to briefly close a few weeks ago because they had so much demand from centipedes that they ran out of food…No joke. Give them a good review on Yelp, as the harpies went after them for wrongthink…

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englishpleb 22 points ago +25 / -3

Still watching fox? :(

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80960KA 9 points ago +9 / -0

In terms of "just some news with a heavy slant to wall street" Fox Business is ok. It's really one of the few cable news channels that doesn't actively bother me if it's on in the background.

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ThebigLMAOski17 11 points ago +11 / -0

i think CNBC and FOXbusiness should always be viewed as "what the big investment firms want the rubes to think".

BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL type shows hold a LOT of power to sway the population.

Big investment firms and politicians have a lot of money which buys a lot of sway over those market reporting agencies.

it's literally impossible that there aren't people with money, paying people with a voice, to manipulate the market.

i know a lot of business owners, all of them play the market like fucking fantasy football... they all get worked by the constant puppeteering, they watch jim cramer like it's crack... all of them caught in an eternal merry-go-round chasing each others tails and being used as a slush fund to pump and dump all the "hottest" stocks and to punish anyone who doesn't play by their rules.

nobody should have that power to sell, and nobody should be buying it.

so everyone feel free to watch, just remember you're watching/hearing EXACTLY what people want you to hear in order to take your money and put it into their pockets.

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80960KA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh I haven't had cable in over a decade, the only place I ever really encounter cable news content is in public places with TVs and excerpted clips that get shared on sites like this.

Fox Business is merely less-stinky trash.

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ThebigLMAOski17 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah i'm certainly not here to tell people what to watch on TV, lol... just wanted to give people a way to view it they might not have already considered.

bottom line is if there is a mechanism for control/manipulation for sale, someone with enough money will buy it.

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Hetero_Habilis 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cnbc. My apologies. I don’t go there so I’ve forgotten.

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Snipthetipandsip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smoke Stack... Is that you?

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Hetero_Habilis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m short, no. Don’t do that to whoever or me. Plainly. Fuckoff. :) Who what? Don’t play, thanks.

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Snipthetipandsip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Debarry Diner is owned by Rick Scott and his wife who is the host of the morning show on 105.9 and smoke stack is one of the people he hosts the show with. I was joking, implying that you were him because SS seems like a patriot on the radio and is internet savvy.

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Hetero_Habilis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay. Awesome. I’m who I am and didn’t want to be confused with anyone else, nor take credit for anyone else. I wanted to give them props for taking a stand. I’ll hit 105.9 now for sure. In the car, I end up on FL man radio, AM. Lol. AM is better bc the range is a multiple of FM…

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Hetero_Habilis 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. I’m not that person. I’m who I am.

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cook_does 52 points ago +52 / -0

Maintain eye contact, become insane

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Cyer6 10 points ago +10 / -0

The 21st Century Symbol of Compliance and Obedience: The Muzzle

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GhostPepperedLabia 47 points ago +47 / -0

Based IRL shitposting

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Skogin 17 points ago +17 / -0

shitpantsing

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Throwaway_Test 42 points ago +42 / -0

Hilarious! I do not know if this is true, but I hope that it is.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 40 points ago +40 / -0

Wow that's how a high school legend is born!

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two_many_phones 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe a proctologist, but definitely somewhere

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Bernier4Canada 3 points ago +3 / -0

not college, but places

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wantsomegetsome 16 points ago +16 / -0

morning cofeve spit out KEK this is the way

MAGA4EVA

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ChynahIzAzzhole 14 points ago +14 / -0

9th grade.. obstinate, has a point, willing to poop pants.. checks out.

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Correndo 13 points ago +13 / -0

This teacher is fucking retarded.

Kids around that age purposely do absurd shit like that all the time just to antagonize people like her.

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

How very true. 8th Grade was a particularly difficult time for me, or rather, for my teachers. I'm fairly certain I stood before every administrator that school district had at one time or another. I remember it fondly.

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BridgesSoldHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let the REEEEE continue regardless the young man's reasons or lack thereof.

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IAbsolutelyDare 13 points ago +13 / -0

Let's give that kid an AMA.

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someoldcoderguy 12 points ago +12 / -0

If true, that student is my hero. Bravo sir, bravo.

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PonySoldier66 11 points ago +11 / -0

Epic kek

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merf 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean epic kak, I'm sure.

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My2Cents 10 points ago +10 / -0

same as Steve Martin gag from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma!

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SpicyAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

RUPRECT!

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silent_majority_LA 10 points ago +10 / -0

based

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VonTyger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember to hand him this 👑

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TGNX 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the way.

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LoneWolfsBigIgloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based

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Reassess_Reevaluate 6 points ago +6 / -0

BAAAAHAAAHAHHAAAA

Love this kid.

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LoobintheToobin 6 points ago +6 / -0

If called upon to poo in public in order to breath free... let the pooo flow

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noonthirty 0 points ago +1 / -1

The verb is "breathe," sweetheart.

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Herpawinski 6 points ago +6 / -0

and everyone clapped.

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becky21k1 5 points ago +6 / -1

If you can smell that the mask ain't working

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mallowciraptor 5 points ago +5 / -0

BORN TO SHIT

FORCED TO WIPE

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some shit to live. I live to shit.

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jbDonuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

The ol' Freddy Benson gambit.

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maga_gal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am required to wear a mask, which goes against my Governor's mandate. I couldn't do it anymore after lunch yesterday. I told my kids I can't wear this anymore today. I ripped it off my face walked to my garbage and threw it away. 3 kids followed me. I was suffocating. When it's hot and the inside of my mask is wet, it's no longer safe for my health. Talking as much as an elementary teacher makes you feel like you're suffocating with a mask. I'm OVER IT.

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SpicyAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not all heroes wear capes, even 9th graders.

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IntersectionalXhe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell that’s the only time that I appreciate my N95. I know I have a good seal at school when I go to the pisser, I hear someone cranking out a heater and I can’t even smell it. What a dark time to be alive.

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bigchubby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Psychological damage. We all have it now

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cchris_39 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re raising a generation of anti government psychos. And for that, I’m happy.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is nothing more American than hating the government. Our nation was created by people that hated the government, the entire founding document is all about telling the government what it can't do.

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Fangerang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao what a fucking legend

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Assault-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based.

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QLARP 3 points ago +4 / -1

The only place I wear a mask is public bathrooms when a fat ass is shutting next to me.

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Buck_Fiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I won my school spelling bee in ninth grade. When I correctly spelled the word to get to the final round, my teacher said "You're in."

I replied "U.R.I.N.E.".

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Saltybitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hysterical.

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Deactivate_Twitter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wearing no mask while taking a shit is the new smoking in the boys room.

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Trolldozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

what an absolute lad

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Cakes4077 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was trying to make his classroom look the leftist utopia of San Fran, Portland, and Seattle.

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ItsOkayToBeWight 2 points ago +2 / -0

That title. 💯

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Ocineaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol.

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d3plor4ble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask the teacher about $cientology. We have literal cultists teaching our children.

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redditbiggay 2 points ago +2 / -0

sounds like the cuck bitch teacher got out played.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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basedenglishteacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t freaking stand that subreddit. Every post is cancer. They set up some rule banning anyone who questions the vaccine.

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MrTexan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like this kid.

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Multiple_Muppets 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's one small poop for man, one large dump for mankind...

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah the old "growl from the bowel" maneuver. Tha takes me back to my youth. Good times!