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FUCHINA 109 points ago +111 / -2

You made me smile. Thanks and agreed

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 70 points ago +71 / -1

No bots feels bad man

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ShitpostHunterD 68 points ago +68 / -0

That was old reddit The_Donald. Back when we thought it was at least possible to have a fair election.

We need based Noose bot and based Lead bot.

For dispensing things we need now.

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deleted 37 points ago +37 / -0
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Spez_Isacuck 30 points ago +30 / -0

Hang ‘em TEN FEET HIGHER!

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TenFeetHigher 27 points ago +27 / -0

You rang?

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Retardloserimsogay 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kek

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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Magaistan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does anyone have the old code? I built a Reddit bot they have a very nice API to make botting almost easier than being a normal user these days. Patriots.win would probably be more custom with selenium since no super open API I don’t think

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HildawgsCrustyCankle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Node + Casper?

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preludelinux 20 points ago +20 / -0

GET THIS PATRIOT A BOX OF SHELLS!!!

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 12 points ago +12 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THIS PATRIOT A NOOSE!

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Donger-Lord2 6 points ago +6 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HAMG THIS TYRANT!

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MiniEagle 10 points ago +10 / -0

Helicopter rides bot

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Lord_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Create an API that requires 10k wall points to use.

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thelargemarge 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need heli ride bot. Every mention gets it 10 feet higher before it drops em

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TrudopesEyebrow 32 points ago +32 / -0

This was from a post from u/devious1087/ last year.

“In the middle of the pandemic the creator of the TrumpCoatBot from our reddit days was diagnosed with Glioblastoma. We are saddened to hear this news but there is hope for the creator. Thankfully, our great President Trump pushed the Right to Try Act in 2018 which directly affects terminal illnesses in a positive way.”

https://patriots.win/p/GIuub7Pp/glioblastoma-awareness-day--a-ca/

Dear CoatBoatCreator and fam, we love you and miss you. And hope to get some news.

I remember the glory days of our coat bot and brick bot, thanks for posting this u/Theannihilatrixx/

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man, that sucks. Hope he made it through.

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Tyrone_biggums 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stanley KuBRICK directed Eyes Wide Shut

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +5 / -2

I guess mods have not figured that out yet.

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

-^^^-- Got Hedonism?

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MasterChief 63 points ago +64 / -1

THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN!

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 46 points ago +46 / -0

Oh shit how could I have forgotten about the trump train bot.??

No brakes!

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New_believer11 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love the train bot!

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NavySTG 19 points ago +19 / -0

That was my favorite.

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mine too!

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THELEADERSOFMEN 13 points ago +13 / -0

NO BRAKES

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Trump4allz 34 points ago +36 / -2

Quad Bricks!

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VonTyger 19 points ago +19 / -0

Holy shit QUAD BRICKS!!!! We are halfway towards our goal of building a wall between here and the Andromeda galaxy! Or something to that effect...

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slimcoat 9 points ago +9 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

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SpaceForceMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

LUDICROUS BRICKS

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refresco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Move bricks, get out the way

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SpaceForceMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get ya morter mixed up sticky, let's build high

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rcstl 28 points ago +28 / -0

They were here for a while. Then they faded away.

This was from the developer a year or so ago, I think almost two years: https://patriots.win/p/Gv1Zfd6Q/dev-uwallbot/

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

U/WallBot

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rcstl 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, it quit working. I haven't seen u/techied for quite a while.

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Sweeping_Salt_028 20 points ago +20 / -0

Dominion took over, we're now at 99% of our brick goal thanks to post count adjudication.

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Salt_n_Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

He runs MAGA Host, presumably very busy with that

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rcstl 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you see this post five months ago?

https://patriots.win/p/12i3lGOX2H/magahost-is-no-more--what-do-you/

I haven't tried it but maga.host went bye bye and his last comment was five months ago.

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Salt_n_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh crap I didn't know. Bummer I liked u/techied

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Feels bad man

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to transfer it to Patriots.win

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

u/WallBot GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK!

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leroynumber3 13 points ago +15 / -2

give this man a coat…

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DrSourRaspberries 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pede*

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xzibit_b 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't really care for the brick bot, this is what I want to see

https://web.archive.org/web/20170120151323/https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

https://web.archive.org/web/20170221144655/https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

High energy. Ready to take on the world. Not panicking at 1 minute old news "articles" and "reports" that get debunked within a week's time.

Coming to the_Donald these days is poison. Everything is upvoted to make you angry and drag you into your darker emotions. You can tell which people wake up and dont even take a shower before checking The_Donald to see what they should be angry about that day. Social media is poison. Not just Twitter/Reddit/Facebook/LinkedIn/etc, but HERE is poison too. It wrecks your mental health.

I'm probably going to entirely ignore Biden's Presidency if it lasts 4 years (Trump is talking very seriously about fixing 2020 lately. I assumed that we would have to deal with 4 years of Biden but Trump is making it VERY clear lately that he's not going to simply forgive and forget 2020). I do not mind surfing old archives of 2016-2019 The_Donald. I will be completely fine doing that. Archives cannot assault my senses and sense of well being. But I hope most people here are well enough to consume this site in moderate doses.

ADDENDUM: I'll never be able to truly quit this site because it literally made me who I am today. I learned everything I know from that subreddit. It's like family, you can't really quit them even though they're knee deep in a really self destructive streak. This is still the biggest pro-Trump internet forum by far, and that is something which should NEVER be surrendered to darkness

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HahahahaThree 9 points ago +10 / -1

Have a coat and an upvote fellow patriot

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, I wish we could go back to the T_D energy levels. Back when GEOTUS was in the scrap, taking it to the system.

That was in-SANE-ly awesome!

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feels bad now man.

POTATUS is low energy, worse than Jeb!

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WhiskeyTwoNine 7 points ago +8 / -1

NO BRAKES!!!!

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stealthboy 7 points ago +8 / -1

I miss train bot.

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magnokor 6 points ago +7 / -1

After President Trump, those were the best things.

Buy Pepe!

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pepe stock is too the moon!!

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Alpha_Lemming 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was a good time.

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RoninIV 6 points ago +7 / -1

TWO BRICKS

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PhilMaDong01 6 points ago +7 / -1

LUDACRIOUS BRICKS

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redditadminssuckit 6 points ago +7 / -1

GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT!

beep boop beep...this is the 76,987th KEK coat awarded...beep boop beep"

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Dremux 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be awesome! The good ol' days, seems like a lifetime ago.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

The train and brick bots were in this site early on.

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DeplorableLA 5 points ago +6 / -1

We want it all—Trump Train, Coats, and Bricks. And quad bricks.

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traveler1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

We stopped building walls and look what happened at are border, you're right

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UnitedGhettosOfAmeri 5 points ago +5 / -0

I miss the unbridled optimism of TD, Now it’s like we are in siege mode

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. It sucks. And so many people on here hate fun and are just angry assholes.

I mean, I'm an asshole. And I'm angry. But this is supposed to be a rally, not a damn funeral.

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YoureMyFavPerson 5 points ago +6 / -1

We need a Frau Blucher bot for anyone that mentions the horse paste.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Genius!

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Pinochet_Was_Right 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tranny Fluid

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

For every centipede a coat, for every coat a centipede!

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +5 / -1

Get this man a BRICK, wearing a COAT, on a TRAIN with NO BRAKES!!!

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or the return of our true president?

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, yeah.

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wasn't the train bot going fast enough to occupy all the space in the universe at once?

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discordia 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking this the other day when I watched can’t stump the trump vids… “Don’t give them their coats!!! No coats!!”

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I miss Brick Bot

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IamDevo 3 points ago +4 / -1

no one ever gave me a coat because I always had one, but I'd gladly give any one of you my coat if you ever needed it.

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entERmyMAtrix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give me two scoops please!

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RedFoxOnFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's make it even better by designing it away from reddit.

Let's post pictures and memes on replies too.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would enjoy it but that takes a lot of bandwidth that this site may not be willing or able to support.

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Sansa_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

... get aboard the train, and get that pede a coat.

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JustInTime2_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. You are definitely one of the OGs.

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wartooth6 3 points ago +3 / -0

GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK!!!

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brick bot need a to be brought back. Build the wall!!!

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

GET THIS MAN A COAT

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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TwoWords 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quad Bricks

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Blackpill1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely

And speeding train bot too

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LibertySmiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love coat bot and brick bot.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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DudeNoOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

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Easter_Bunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDACRIS BRICKS

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ak83 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS POST JUST GOT 10 UPVOTES HIGHER

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spaceforce_maganaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes please!

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Xahnel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would, but as a caveat, they need to not reply to chains involving themselves, because that fills threads with worthless miles tall stacks of text.

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GhostPepperedLabia 2 points ago +2 / -0

We really need the cheesebot

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I WAS A CHEESEMAKER I MADE FUCKING CHEESE REEEEEEE