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TanfoglioStock2 69 points ago +69 / -0

Good luck!!!! This was me last Saturday….. sending you alllll the energy we had left after frens sent to us!!!!

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entwickelnden 22 points ago +22 / -0

congrats fren!

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NC_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congrats!!

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BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats on becoming a dad!

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RandoMando2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats! I am on that path myself. Met a young gal that wanted a family and I was already mid 40’s and had a vasectomy a decade prior. Raise I thought I was done making babies. The reversal didn’t work so we went had to go IVF. We now have 4 high grade test tube deplorables on deck ready to be planted. 3 girls and 1 boy. The first one gets dropped in her next month. My wife only wanted one but I told we ain’t leaving no MAGA soldiers behind and she’s down with that. Wish me luck as I head back to the front lines of parenting.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

> Fruitful multipliers FTW!!! <3 <3 <3

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leonine6 39 points ago +39 / -0

Your life will never be the same! In a very good way! Congrats, get ready for a miracle - but maybe not say that during labor, with me, the less said the better during labor!

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Gatchya [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

This is my second deplorable child.

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leonine6 19 points ago +19 / -0

Then you guys are professionals! Carry on!

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entwickelnden 4 points ago +4 / -0

pete buttajudge and his man enter chat.... Did someone say professional babymaking machine? Yes we'll take 2!

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can never have less MAGA babies!

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z89101 15 points ago +15 / -0

This😏

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Inquisitor_Corvus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Best thing ever! Congratulations and hope all goes well. Post updates!

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Gatchya [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Young MAGAt is asleep on the breast, pedes!

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sunnyingreenfield 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hands down the best thing ever to happen to me (becoming a father). My best to you both!

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UnderCoverTrumper 18 points ago +18 / -0

We are expecting ours any minute now - congratulations!!!!!!

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Liver_Kick 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is it yours or are you traveling midwives? Godspeed either way.

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malkontent2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dont let them test you for covid

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Ex-libtard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Good luck, dont let one of the twerking nurses drop it.

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Trump_or_Bust 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congrats!! We need to repopulate with pedes

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DeplorableLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations! We want UPDATES. Be well!

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Doc57 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wonderful Gods blessings on you all!

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Suckle_My_Teat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good luck pede! I’ll be doing the same in a few weeks!

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xkgb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good luck.

In 2021 you may consider bringing a medical directive with you.

The hospital protocol today is something like:

  1. Isolate individuals from loved ones, cause covid
  2. Test for covid, with faulty test
  3. If covid positive, regardless of symptoms: sedate, vent, likely kill (highly profitable).

For this reason medical directive may be more important then ever. In particular, do not administer remdesivir (side effects include respiratory failure) and do no put on ventilator (use oxygen only if necessary).

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Gatchya [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

In the based state of Florida I’m sitting here maskless waiting for 10cm in triage. Rubbing the ladies feet

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germs 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s the way!

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Ben_dover 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good luck!

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bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

iBuena suerte, pedes!

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good luck!

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z89101 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wishing you and your wife a most blessed day. 🤠

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DarkDrai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please just homeschool them. Public school is meaningless torture that results in them being much worse off than if they just hung around their parents and learned through osmosis.

And try not to let your wife divorce you.

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FatBeagleMars 5 points ago +5 / -0

Welcome to the best days of your life! Godspeed!

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Krypt0ph33n 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good luck & congrats fren!! Let us know & pics

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MAGA_wont_quit 4 points ago +4 / -0

God Bless you, Mom, and that new bundle of joy and love!!!

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AZ4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

More MAGA babies. I have 4.

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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AcAirman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who's baby are you delivering?

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lul_cheto 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure to check all the races for the birth certificate... set em up for all those free grants when its time for school... i did it with my daughter... they tried to push back.. but just challenge them with sone wokeness and theyll do it... its so funny..

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Tbonius45maximus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prepare for no sleep for the next 9-24 months

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats pede! What ever you do never let anyone refer to your child as a Covid baby. MAGA baby all the way.

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godsgail33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wishing you all the blessings in life that you can endure. Have a wonderful, healthy baby. And make sure your wife knows what a great job she did.

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SaltyTits45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations!! Yay!!!!! Babies are THE BEST!!!!! Prayers for a safe and quick delivery!!

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ForsakenForeskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mini-MAGA!!!! Congratulations!!!! My wife and I are trying to do the same. Mini-MAGAs need to be brought into this world.

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MeMargie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats, God Bless.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations!

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Kekistan69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations pede! Its our responsibility to populate and spread GOOD.

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Trumpdup4prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats! Keep the conservative babies coming!

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Gatchya [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have one more healthy MAGAt in the world. This strong man is going to help us take our country back!!

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Znut55 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't wait to hear the good news and you better be focused on her and MAGA baby versus buried on your phone with patriots.win :)

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Gatchya [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have been rubbing her feet and reading her replies. Just did some stretches with her. Still in triage.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getcha baby and beat feet. Don't hang around for them to tag y'all Rona. Congrats.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay! MOAR MAGA babies!!! <3 <3 <3

Make bAbies Great Again!!!

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theanniechrist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations and good luck!!

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats to Gatchya and wife. Hello to the new baby Pede!

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ppalgansaek 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless your growing family!

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LiberalTearsMiner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t give in to the vaccine coercion. I just had a baby in august and had to deal with that bullshit. I’m going to have more, we need more based honkies.

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niteridr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't vaccinate

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she-nani-gan88 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless!!

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish you had a doula as opposed to hospital minions delivering you MAGA baby. Stay safe.

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Littlebigfoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You both will do great!

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck! Don't let the cunt nurses try anything stupid.

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BigMikey 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you get to the hospital, don't talk politics. Best to keep absolutely silent. They WILL TAKE YOUR KID.

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yummy_yumm_yumms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats!

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TeeTee2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me and all my deplorable family members including our baby MAGA's wish you all the best in raising your new babe to love our country and ourselves! Congratulations!!!

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Iamnotademocrat4 2 points ago +2 / -0

YAY!!!! so happy for you both..MOM AND DAD!

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StonePhilosophy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Luck Fren! My wife and I are expecting our first in April. I think there is going to be a lockdown baby boom. We need to get them numbers up people come on and get humping. I can’t wait to be a father!