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"Fedbois" (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by UMAthemovement ago by UMAthemovement +2573 / -2
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thelastlast 141 points ago +141 / -0

looks strangely like Charlottesevile "white supremacists". HMMMMMM.

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residue69 70 points ago +70 / -0

Especially that Beeker looking one in the middle.. I'm sure he was in several photos from Charlottesville.

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Carnasty 27 points ago +27 / -0

Meep meep meep meep.... meep....

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powershellder 30 points ago +31 / -1

Imagine being a white person and taking money to pretend to be a white supremacist to make white people look bad, and not realizing that you have to fake it because there are statistically zero white supremacists.

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Rainman 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's humorous is their "intel" that stereotypes "white supremacists" as your average white working class male makes them glow even harder because no one actually looks like that lol! Maybe off duty cops and military but that's it

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Racerx719 16 points ago +16 / -0

Literally this. Off duty cops and military. Anyone who’s served can spot this shit a mile away

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VinCarver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao definitely active duty military dress like this as well. Saw it every day for years. I guess once you are forced to wear a uniform all day your ability to dress yourself goes out the window.

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Racerx719 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s the “What the exchange sells is good enough for me” starter pack

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet there are like, less than 10 real white supremacists. All Democrats, of course.

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BurtMcGirt 5 points ago +5 / -0

It really should be treated as terrorism.

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ShartMaster 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fucking glowies!

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posedgeclk 9 points ago +10 / -1

Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?

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Panopticon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Same problem infiltrating antifa but in that case because they're in shape.

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BurtMcGirt 9 points ago +9 / -0

I see plenty of people in shape at Antifa rallies! Pear shape, stick shaped, square shaped, and blob shaped.

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep too thick lol

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NoCoupForYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everything but the Polo Shirt with every button buttoned.

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TheBeardsman 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah, no shit.

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lolpaladins 16 points ago +16 / -0

a LOT of phytoestrogens in the water in Washington DC. Those guys look like they've been mainlining pure soy. Hipster as fuck.

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NoCoupForYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

The kind who walk into a gym and say "There are no hamster wheels here. Just smith machines and free weights. Fuck this! Where's the Peleton?"

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AgentGTO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do they really? They look rather fit, that seems hard to do if you're leaving out protein for soy.

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Strongocho 3 points ago +3 / -0

as someone with a beard, tattoos, and currently wearing a "taxation is theft" tank top, they could not be farther off.

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 77 points ago +77 / -0

They will film a gay porno complete with rainbow dildo props after the fake rally.

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seventysixdon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guess they all had matching shit stains on their hormone blocked tiny cocks too.

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Magamom 67 points ago +67 / -0

So obvious. No wonder fbi intelligence is shit. They cant even get the right costume down. Lol

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AbrahamLincoln 23 points ago +23 / -0

The clown gear must be at the drycleaners.

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MadAssShitAmerican 15 points ago +15 / -0

They need a new props and wardrobe plebe.

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Magamom 27 points ago +27 / -0

Its almost offensive to me that were perceived to be dressed like san francisco [email protected]

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MadAssShitAmerican 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just think how horrible they must have been trying to infuriate that biker gang years ago. If I recall they lost a lot of agents to being discovered.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd bet the Victoria's Secret -- '50s Style Pleather Jacket in Womens Plus didn't quite pass muster.

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Strongocho 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking died when I opened that image hahaha

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Sansa_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say what you will about Sonny Barger, but he was nobody's fool. Certainly not the Feds.

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SpaceForceMilitia 9 points ago +9 / -0

They gotta be able to find eachother in the crowd.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

I guess kneepads and a mouthful of cock aren't enough indication

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lixa 5 points ago +5 / -0

The forward head posture is a dead giveaway too. Maga men stand proud!

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Correndo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Federal agencies and the military have somewhat ridiculous civilian dress codes, and as a result with added peer pressure, a lot of them end up dressing the same.

When I was still in the service, not many guys looked like this, though. These guys look like your typical Scottsdale douche.

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MakeAmericaZimbabe 46 points ago +46 / -0

I bet they all have the same footwear too

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America_No_1 25 points ago +25 / -0

And same FBI issued butt plug to be worn at all times during service.

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BigIronBigIron 10 points ago +10 / -0

Doubles as a communication device, like the shoes from Get Smart. They moan aloud every time they get a text message.

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SparTuckis 16 points ago +16 / -0

I bet even the dude with the flags on the bike is one too.

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SpaceForceMilitia 11 points ago +11 / -0

Black sock signals, so sort of.

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Salt_n_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet they all have the same butt plug too.

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Shadowflare 35 points ago +35 / -0

Agents from the matrix

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becky21k1 25 points ago +28 / -3

Who even wears a watch anymore? I can count the number I've seen this year on the fingers of one hand

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MadAssShitAmerican 18 points ago +18 / -0

Most cops do I noticed

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SpaceForceMilitia 18 points ago +18 / -0

I do just because i like to leave the Cell phone behind when i can.

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lolpaladins 4 points ago +6 / -2

Gotta synchronize your schedules with your FBI pals, while not carrying your phone on you to get outed as an undercover agent. Too much work to clear your fbi.gov work emails out of your history.

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Had to reach on that one my fren, bless your heart.

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residue69 12 points ago +13 / -1

Bongino hawks watches on his show so they probably assume they're standard MAGA gear.

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good observation!

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HiddenDekuScrub 8 points ago +8 / -0

They're pretty thick. Might be Samsung watch phones.

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BigIronBigIron 7 points ago +7 / -0

Military age refugees

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runonce 22 points ago +22 / -0

Looks like someone in HR has a "type".

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

J. Edgar sure did

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CrispyQuesoSalami 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cock and Balls Having Persons?

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EllemenoP 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did they all agree on whose grandma would dress all of them?

They're not very diverse are they. Feckin' blouse wearing poodle walkers.

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Trumpwonbidencheated 20 points ago +20 / -0

The fbi into cloning agents now?

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anachrotech 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agent Smith-

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY, Agent Smith was actually cool. Don't denigrate him by comparing these guys to him. That's not fair.

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CL1984 18 points ago +21 / -3

Lots of people online are disparaging the protest in Washington DC today-- Justice for Jan 6 political prisoners. The fact of the matter is the protest was organized by Matt Braynard a former Trump campaign employee. Matt worked tirelessly to uncover voter fraud following the Big Steal of 2020. He could teach this group a lot. His organization Look Ahead America helps mobilize disaffected and rural voters. Matt has held a number of protests at this point in support of the January 6th political prisoners. Let's remember they were there to protest the certification of fake vote numbers. The protests have been in DC and New York City. Like today they have been informative and peaceful.

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MustBeTrump 7 points ago +12 / -5

Yeah... I find it really pathetic that we have people on here excited and proud that they boycotted and actively discouraged others from going to a legitimate event organised by someone that's done so much for our cause.

It's the same faggots that discouraged anyone from attending protests or gatherings in January after the 6th, making up bullshit quotes like "Trump said don't protest and stay at home" when all Trump ever said was "Go home" on that one night.

The real glowies are the ones that have convinced us to be pussies and denounce our own people and events as glowie events.

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CL1984 5 points ago +9 / -4

Also a little nuance is desired here... Yeah it's definitely dangerous to attend. Pro trump rally... Pretty much anywhere but 100x more so in DC. Braynard is smart. He does rallies during the day and uses common sense to stay safe... But Braynard will be the first to say we won't fix this situation with cowardice...

I mean in Australia they're battling the police every weekend do we want to get to that point where you're risking bodily harm , prison just to travel 5 kilometers from your house.. this movement involves risk in a time where the government wants to deny our first amendment and other rights

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CL1984 0 points ago +6 / -6

Yeah I agree. People think Trump's word is the Bible. He had some throwaway line about this being a set up. Lots of people are quoting that. For all we know he was misquoted. Guy has made some big mistakes in my opinion, even though he legit won 2020.

This forum has changed a lot since the election too. Partly lots of new people joined that don't seem to be as informed. Plus I think this website was on the globalists radar after Jan 6, so in an era of disinfo this place is no longer the sanctuary it was.

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's serious disinfo here now and they seem to outnumber us or use psychological tricks to get us downvoted and themselves upvoted.

They use dumb buzz word like "commie, glowie, shill" to silence you rather than debate you. I've stopped getting into arguments with those types because it's obvious they're not real patriots.

This place has gone downhill quite a bit since the 6th.

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CL1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah they're still at it today ... This is a low quality forum

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MAGA1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

It almost looks like an organized effort at this point. They even go around having downvote brigades on anyone in favor of protests and fighting back. I hate to say it, but the movement as it was before is completely falling apart because of crap like this.

Hopefully the real patriots can form a stronger movement from the ashes.

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CL1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Try to go for smaller and better quality at this point.

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CL1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

We became a big target after Jan 6 .. but i don't think it's provocateurs making these posts. If you look at post history they've been on dotwin for a while however I wouldn't be surprised if things like Dr Frank were long term efforts to win over people on our side with basic methods and then lead them in the wrong direction

Sad we used to be the side that liked facts and debate and for a while it seemed like the best ideas on here won

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MAGA1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad we used to be the side that liked facts and debate and for a while it seemed like the best ideas on here won

I remember those days. It actually differentiated us from the left and its why we used to actually win.

Then after the 2020 coup, everything went downhill. People started falling for grifters, started believing in LARPs instead of reality, relied on pure hopium as a coping method instead of swallowing the bitter pill, etc. All logic and critical thinking went out the window.

Now its like most people here operate solely on emotions. Any kind of attempt at presenting a different logical and constructive approach and people lose their shit and call you a "glowie", "doomer", or "shill".

Its really no different than the left where if you step out of line from the groupthink you get shouted down as a "racist" and "bigot"

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MAGA1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do notice they go through every post in numbers and downvote anyone in support of the protests. You used to never see mass downvoted posts here. Something is definitely going on. Its a bit odd at how vehemently these people work to try and get people to stay home and do nothing. A lot of the accounts are new accounts too and all they post about is "glowies"

And then when you try and have a respectful debate with them, they'll just ignore everything you say and call you a glowie.

You're 100% right on this place going downhill since the 6th. Honestly, the entire MAGA movement appears to be fizzling out because of a combination of infighting, people scared of "glowies everywhere", lack of leadership, etc.

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are also 100% exactly right about what's going on. It's so obvious because I used to get called a retard and then have a debate with the person and be told why I'm a retard. Now, I'm just a glowie retard and downvoted and called names, even when I'm providing undeniable evidence of my claims or just making a logically sound point.

It's just like Reddit and it's fucking shit.

It's hard to tell if there's genuinely paranoid lunatics calling everyone glowies or if we've actually got teams of glowies begging people to stay home and calling everyone else glowies, either way it's pathetic and this place doesn't feel the same.

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CL1984 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yeah the deep state seems focused on getting Florida and other red states in line. Thanks for the tip!

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covok48 -1 points ago +3 / -4

When you all agree with each other in the same section of the thread it’s pretty obvious guys. Just saying.

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covok48 -1 points ago +3 / -4

Ok shill. Hope your next event goes without incident. You might even get a few feds to arrest each other.

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covok48 0 points ago +4 / -4

Enough glowie. You and a handful of others go into every thread trying to convince everyone this was a legit event. You’re sad.

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Green_New_Bullshit 15 points ago +15 / -0

Same watch you say? Shade Tech?

Could be Division agents.

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BobSux 14 points ago +14 / -0

All of these faggot traitors have names, addresses and families. Just saying.

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Hambonemcgee 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't believe they would be this stereotypically obvious! This is a game within a game, but I haven't figured out the reason they would be so absolutely ridiculously obvious.

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lolpaladins 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's kind of like, as a veteran, I can spot groups of civilians/new recruits at the airport that are going together as a group flying to basic training/boot camp... the clues are all there if you open your eyes and look for them. Human behavior is systematic and repetitive, you are not a unique snowflake. And the reason I recognize the signs is because I was once that 19 year old making my first ever flight out of my home state.

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RedAltoids 4 points ago +4 / -0

It does seem to be obvious to be accidental. Is it some sort of message or something?

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PresElectKekPede 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can see six Agent Smiths in that pic 🤪

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Brobold 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like what you'd see at the PX after basic was over.

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Eleutherian 4 points ago +4 / -0

now this is funny xD

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NoCoupForYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha, so true.

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Gadsden 8 points ago +8 / -0

They don't look too pleased to be photographed, either.

They're suspicious, to say the least.

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xBigCoffinHunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gay ass shirt

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TheBeardsman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like the Boogaloo Bois left their Hawaiian shirts at home this time.

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user365927285937 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do these fuckers have ANY moral values whatsoever? They just go along with pure evil?

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

My money is on never-Trump Christcuck Bushies

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it's a paycheck and they have no morals

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G_regulator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same shirts too. Just different patterns.

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NazisWereSocialist 7 points ago +7 / -0

And they also look like they suck each other’s cocks

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

They each had to dig through the laundry this morning to find a single t-shirt that wasn't drenched with semen

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America_No_1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only thing missing is a black suburban

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SeamusOtardy 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is not a good haircut. Barber made this dude look like an idiot…maybe on purpose. My 14 year old nephew could give him a better cut.

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MAGA_____bitches 5 points ago +5 / -0

No straight male would wear shirts like that on purpose.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gaaaaaaaaayyyy!

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pro tip- look at their shoes.

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also useful advice when visiting Thailand

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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shill273 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see the faggotization of the feds has benefits, too.

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joebama-smells 4 points ago +4 / -0

They wouldn't glow any brighter covered in uranium.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are there any adults anywhere that dress like this?

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, liberals

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Ramasun 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to get the autist on 4chan to identify these guys.

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gromenawer 4 points ago +6 / -2

The feds wear radio earpieces, look for that sign. Seriously, if you find someone wearing one, take pics.

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IceManmdm 18 points ago +19 / -1

The 80s called. New environment fren.

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Scooby721 8 points ago +8 / -0

And polished shoes. This is important. Think about it. How many people do you know IRL who polish their shoes? Only military/law enforcement types wear polished shoes.

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Standardwhiteboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They couldn't possibly wear anything American!

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TheSaltyVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL they got the "Gestapo" air about them thats for sure.

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americandrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are all dressed like faggots.

Ever wonder why the FBI is going after MAGA? Because globohomo only hires faggots and pedophiles.

I bet most of those guys have dead children buried in their basement.

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Sansa_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

This group... the Patriot Front without their masks.

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MAGASquatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's are "watches?" 🤔... not sus at all.

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you_HO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's not jump to conclusions. They may just all be members of a San Francisco gay butt-plug club that got lost on their way to a turkish bathhouse in DC.

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UMAthemovement [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Blue Oyster?

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Squeaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk but the one in the middle should fire his shitty barber.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I said synch watches I meant TIME not STYLE guys!

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justinkayz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a bunch of Fuck Bois Inc.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once a FAGGGGGOT always a FAGGGGGOT. Glow FAGGGGGOT s

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Fucktheclintons2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fags

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is where former junior officers in 1st Batt go when they piss off their senior rater and can’t pick up O3.

They didn’t call 1st Ranger Batt, “Frat Batt” for nothing.

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't help them lol

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VerminSupremesBoot 2 points ago +4 / -2

"bros we're all trim guys let's go down to the protest so that people know MAGA types aren't all beer bellied CHUDS"

"Yeah bro let's do it"

some beer bellied boy: "REE FEDS"

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Icekickass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Official look of "doin hand jobs wit the boys tonight!"

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Redpillrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They may as well be shopping at party city. Their badges carry the same authority as the $3 ones on the shelf, and clown noses are cheaper in bulk, just like these expendable dipshits.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're FagBI