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nickybops 264 points ago +267 / -3

The FBI is very sad right now. Hopefully they kill themselves over it. On livestream preferably, that'd be awesome to see.

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CrusadingPowerUser 169 points ago +170 / -1

They probably go back to their fraternity and fuck each other in the ass and use each others tears for lube

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bigdickhangsright 57 points ago +58 / -1

That got deep fast. Roughly 5.5 inches deep on average.

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jnvsor 46 points ago +47 / -1

We're talking about the feds here, you have to subtract the square root of pi

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 32 points ago +33 / -1

(In Jeremy Clarkson voice)

"Some say Obama personally interviewed his Feds to see if they measured up."

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Whimpy13 17 points ago +17 / -0

...against Big Mike?

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 26 points ago +26 / -0

Big Mike always comes out on top.

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TruthSmash 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's really weird to know EVERYONE of the "guys' in the photo are homosexuals who continuously suck each other off any chance they get. Gives new meaning to the term "Stake Out." Yeesh.

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BigMikey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Undefeated, baby.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Username checks out!

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Snipthetipandsip 15 points ago +16 / -1

Psh you're giving them to much credit. The only people who apply for the FBI these days have small dick syndrome. It's worse anger then little man syndrome and explains exactly what these fucks are compensating for... It explains it all.

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Thrasymachus 9 points ago +9 / -0

A family member told me how, after a stint in the Military Police was nearly up, an FBI agent on base he had gotten to know during an investigation asked if he was thinking of applying. The family member asked honestly, "Should I?", and the agent literally paused and responded, "...No." and admitted the bureau was a political shit-show.

That was fifty years ago.

We all know it's only gotten worse every year since then.

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swift_water 1 point ago +1 / -0

The yaw..

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably??

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry Soetoro enters the chat

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can confirm this happens

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TennesseeScorpio 29 points ago +30 / -1

They make skinny 👖 jorts?! Who knew???

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Faggots?

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Here_we_go 23 points ago +24 / -1

I see the "color of the day" is black socks.

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FudgyFudgeBots 20 points ago +20 / -0

Black sunglasses, black watch, shorts rolled up.

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Here_we_go 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah but its a quick tell for other feds there to identify. They all have their shields in their pockets. Where do you even get those shorts with a roll up? 😂😂😂

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Redneckathon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Aberglowie and Fitch. It's in the mall. Smells really bad in there too - like a Law 101 class at a community college.

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basedvirginian 15 points ago +15 / -0

And hopefully they take out the Fed and the CIA

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nickybops 6 points ago +7 / -1

I go one step at a time, but yes, they should also livestream themselves exiting life.

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NomadicKrow2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rolf from Ed Edd n' Eddy is the voice I hear whenever someone typed "fedboys."

NICE TRY, FEDBOYS. But I am the son of a centipede.

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Life has many doors fedboy!

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NomadicKrow2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha yes!

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j2daeww 176 points ago +178 / -2

FBI management: you guys need to look like alphas

FBI agents: let’s get the shortest tightest shorts in the latest spring colors while wearing out issued sunglasses and watches!

Also agents: we look so alpha (while high diving and butt fucking each other)

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BigIronBigIron 61 points ago +61 / -0

Obama hired the crew from Zoolander to be FBI agents

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Whatyougotson 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lmao...orange-mocha-cappachinooess!!!!

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RiffFantastic 14 points ago +14 / -0

It so sad how they all died in that freak gasoline fight accident.

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j2daeww 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 30 points ago +30 / -0

Stop calling them agents, it makes them feel important. Tyrants, secret police, evil faggots, whatever floats your boat - Just don't make them think highly of themselves.

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PitchforkPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fagents

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PaigeAshley 19 points ago +25 / -6

I swear, I see so many "straight" guys dressed like this where I am and it's absolutely embarrassing. I'm a woman and if I see a guy wearing shorts/pants/shirt tighter than me, they will be mocked mercilessly and not get a date.

MEN, Please dress like MEN. Masculine, not effeminate!!!

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +11 / -5

Many men over a certain age won't wear shorts at all. Boot-cut or bust. Ask a man who's been driving trucks since the 60s what he thinks of men in sandals.

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Christ_Alone 12 points ago +12 / -0

LMAO

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BejewelledBadger 3 points ago +3 / -0

We said alphas, not alpacas!

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Christ_Alone 97 points ago +100 / -3

Hey! I was one of the voulenteeres with Look Ahead America. Flew in from Detroit MI last night. This morning setting up the platform from 9:30 am - entire event , majority of people in union square were ALL MEDIA HAHAH. They kept swarming onto us voulenteeres like locusts trying to get one of us voulenteeres to trip up and give some sort of an interview. Luckily we mostly declined to comment so union square had just a massive bulk of pure media news outlets all getting too close for comfort even sometimes border line harassment and our security did an awesome job keeping the few lefty psycos and media at bay I commend the security team we had .

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Sun_Tzu 32 points ago +33 / -1

Well done! Thanks for not being afraid!!!

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Christ_Alone 12 points ago +12 / -0

You got it man. We can't be intimidated into apathy

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whataboob 12 points ago +13 / -1

Proud of you, especially despite in spite of all this “it’s a set up” talk.

Thank you.

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Patriot_Lettuce 12 points ago +12 / -0

It wasn't originally a setup, not by the people who started it(most likely), but any event can turn into a honeypot if the Feds deem it worthy to get involved.

Just sayin'

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Christ_Alone 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks man it was honestly an incredible time despite the lefty psychos. One chick was flashing her pussy to scattered groups of leftists post event and scattering dismembered baby doll parts all over the union square

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Wholelottarosie1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

The left truly are unhinged

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Redneckathon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody wants to see that garbage. Not even that one straight glowbob that was there.

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DJT_JR6544 9 points ago +9 / -0

I appreciate you going into enemy territory. Now do some rallies in MAGA country! Hey! Thats the whole country come to think of it...

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Christ_Alone 6 points ago +6 / -0

My dream is a Detroit Maga rally. Starting Bryson Grey and maybe Big Sean or Nicki Minaj

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great username!

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TKAdams 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to ask.. voulenteeres?

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IncredibleMrE1 58 points ago +59 / -1

Skinny jorts, matching wristwatches, ray-bans, military-style haircuts, completely acting like they're trying to blend in but just stick out like a sore thumb. Glowies.

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rootGoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

…while watching each other’s sixes.

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bobobob 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is embarrassing if they are feds. These are the people who are supposed to infiltrate criminal groups?

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AOU-is-a-tranny 5 points ago +5 / -0

The feds usually just pay criminals to become informants, or offer them leniency on criminal charges.

The actual career agents of the FBI are out of touch with the real world, leading to OPs pic.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are a racket.

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Wholelottarosie1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Back in my dating days i could ALWAYS spot LE on dating sites. When we would talk they would i ask how i knew? Like c'mon, the hair cut gave it away. You are as subtle as the white NYPD transit cops wearing NFL jerseys in the hood at the subway turnstiles. No one was falling for it.

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OconusLurex 42 points ago +43 / -1

GlowJorts.

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rootGoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

Underrated comment.

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NimbleNomad9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glorts

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek~

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 25 points ago +25 / -0

Black socks with shorts.

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Redneckathon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet they iron their t-shirts.

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Hangemh1gh 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lulz

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Ramasun 38 points ago +38 / -0

Just say "Hello Officer" . They will immediately tell you that they are "agents", not ordinary, low life cops.

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farstriderr 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just point at them and say "DOBSON! WE GOT DOBSON HERE!"

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modernman02 1 point ago +1 / -0

ha love the Jurassic Park reference. Dobson was totally dressed like a glowie in that 90s context

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semsem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dodgson

Unless I'm stupid and I've missed a Russian nesting doll of a joke.

More of a shitheel as we might recognize in the novel than in the movie. Tested an unproven, new rabies vaccine on Chilean farmers without their knowledge or consent.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 38 points ago +50 / -12

I know it's not the popular opinion right now, but what if these were just some patriots showing support for the political prisoners?

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Serulin 81 points ago +82 / -1

Its weird how similar their outfits and hair styles are though. Like all of them in jean shorts logo-less tight shirts, sunglasses. Like their outfits feel too homogenous to be organic imo for that many guys. Haircuts are also short similar trims. Their look is what you get when their mom dresses the kids for the family picnic and picture session

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Pinochet_Was_Right 35 points ago +36 / -1

It's the upper-class look.

I'm from the opposite and ended up going to a very elite university in UK. All the males wore the same damn clothes and you could tell locals from the students off that alone.

I'm was a tall American covered in tattoos who forgot how to shave. You can usually tell Americans on sight outside of the country btw on clothes alone

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys in the photo give off that "Wait till my father hears about this!" vibe.

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npc_NULL 16 points ago +18 / -2

they are probably a special forces team....no doubt in my mind

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HairyLegJoeAndVPHoe 29 points ago +30 / -1

Oh they're special alright.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 13 points ago +14 / -1

Special butt buddies

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Thrasymachus 8 points ago +8 / -0

My take is, the outfits don't match their age. ONE guy aged 30-40 can dress like this. He never updated his wardrobe and can still (barely) get away with dressing in the Hip New England Bro Style. TWO guys aged 30-40 in a group can still dress like this (for the same reasons), but as a group they're starting to push the absolute outer boundaries of good taste. Three or more? You just don't see it in nature.

If they were all 15-25 on the other hand, I would buy it, but even then only if the photo was taken at Coachella. Coming to a limited J6 awareness protest? Not a chance. Real-life "matching style rich bros" are too busy chasing Instagram influencer tail to have time for that.

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VictorThomas451 2 points ago +2 / -0

They look the epitome of an English football hooligan ''casual''. They could fit right in here wearing those clothes, but - they look somehow a bit homosexual?

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conservativeyuppie -15 points ago +11 / -26

And you're basing your entire judgment off that shit? What if it turns out these were normal guys? Will you feel proud of yourself that you helped smear a bunch of innocent people?

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Here_we_go 37 points ago +39 / -2

Nah they have the fuck you I'm a cop look.

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Warbeard 1 point ago +2 / -1

They could be total bros. Looks like they didnt want the undercover assignment so they decided to make a joke out of it.

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Serulin 23 points ago +23 / -0

I will feel fine either way. Noticing strange occurances or patterns and doing nothing is a great way to run aroumd oblivious while things fall apart around you. I am not pointing a finger and going "fed", but neither do I think seeing that group and being lile its normal/organic. Could be they are all from the same club or frat, but there is likely some reason they are wearing similar outfits.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 12 points ago +12 / -0

I definitely think the matching look was planned. But, I went to high school and college in the south. This feels very "bro." Could be innocuous, could be plants.

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Serulin 6 points ago +6 / -0

But then there is always the dorky little brother hanging on in the back, or an old guy who tries to talk sports with the young'uns. Idk to me it feels like too many look alikes in their own little circle. If they started pointing somewhere and moving as a group, I would probably get slowly out of the way to be safe.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a fair point that I didn't think of. Hasn't swayed me completely, but definitely nudged my opinion.

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Serulin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Again I am not the meme-y all people there are feds or even that this group is, just that they would be suspicious to me if anything did go down. I would feel similar if suspected antifa was in the rally and you had a bunch of weirdos with rainbow hair colors trying to hid them under MAGA hats and US flag masks or a bunch of soyboy looking cucks hanging around each other

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xBigCoffinHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Excuse me xir ! We need you over here at station 7. They aren’t buying it!”

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OconusLurex 36 points ago +36 / -0

It would be the most magnificent thing ever if it turned out that they were pedes who had dressed up as the gheyest feds in the world in order to troll & psyop the psyop.

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Mew_Deuces 26 points ago +28 / -2

Yeah, I'm sure the matching haircuts, Oakley sunglasses, and church socks is just a bro thing.

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Ballind 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oakley was a bro thing 10 years ago. Still a fed thing because the leo discount. These guys are cops or military no question. Whether or not they were paid to be there is a question mark.

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ScullyMully 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oakley was purchased by Italian eyeware monopoly Luxottica

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FTLRalph 5 points ago +6 / -1

literally all the same fbi watch

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PraiseBeToScience -5 points ago +4 / -9

What the fuck is an "FBI watch"?

Don't answer, we both know you have no idea and are just trying hard to sound cool and perceptive.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, that was my first thought.

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ObamasLooseButthole 18 points ago +24 / -6

Anyone who wears sunglasses and a watch is a fed. Catch up.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 10 points ago +10 / -0

My bad. I couldn't spot a fed if they were glowing in the dark.

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Pinochetscopter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol your username is great

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HalfBreedSupremacist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not as great as being a half-breed ;)

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ThePopcornTape 7 points ago +7 / -0

OK but why tho

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

No idea, that's just what people keep telling me without bothering to explain themselves.

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BizarreCzar 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Brett. Brett! Hey, I know my Suunto watch and high fade is a start, but how can I really--like super really--show that I'm not just here for the movement but that I know what those poor souls locked up are going through?"

[Kyler, with a reassuring double-handed shoulder grab]: "Bro. You must, must cuff the shorts. Give me a kiss. I love you. You'll be just fine."

[Paul, removing Kyler's cock from his epiglottis]: "You fuckin' COUGH COUGH fags."

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dangit, now I have to go back and watch the entire series for the hundredth time.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who wants a body massage?

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MythArcana 26 points ago +26 / -0

Perfectly executed by the FBI. They botched it like everything else they do.

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BabyLivesMatter2020 20 points ago +21 / -1

They incorrectly assumed many more Trump and right wing supporters would come to this, and they wouldn't have been as obvious. They were trying so hard to grey-man, that they stood out because they're dressed so similarly.

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leetnessmonster 17 points ago +17 / -0

If we went undercover to a GAY pride parade we would stick out just like them because our spirit would not agree with being there

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magasoldier2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol the prouder boys

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reesemaggot 2 points ago +2 / -0

☝️ This

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CL1984 13 points ago +28 / -15

So it's 6 pm and while plenty of real information has been made available, including patriots DMing the mods... The mods are still reposting gateway pundit tier boomer disinfo cringe from the least charismatic member of the Trump family. My patience with this forum, that has been getting worse and worse over the past 12 months is wearing thin. that being said I will still repost this info for anyone genuinely interested in what this rally was about:

Lots of people online are disparaging the protest in Washington DC today-- Justice for Jan 6 political prisoners. The fact of the matter is the protest was organized by Matt Braynard a former Trump campaign employee. Matt worked tirelessly to uncover voter fraud following the Big Steal of 2020. He could teach this group a lot. His organization Look Ahead America helps mobilize disaffected and rural voters. Matt has held a number of protests at this point in support of the January 6th political prisoners. Let's remember they were there to protest the certification of fake vote numbers. The protests have been in DC and New York City. Like today they have been informative and peaceful.

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MAGA1775 10 points ago +15 / -5

I'm really getting discouraged with this place too. It used to be a place where useful information was actually shared and was useful for the cause.

Now its just people smugly calling every attempt at some kind of action/protest/rally a "glowie trap," infighting, hopium cults, boomer memes, etc.

Look at everyone acting like we won some kind of victory because barely anyone showed up to the rally in support of the 400+ political prisoners that have been sitting in solitary confinement for nearly a year, getting tortured and being denied basic human rights.....all for the crime of supporting America and the Constitution.

This is exactly what the enemy wants....they want us suppressed and silenced. They don't want us gathering. Its also why they censored and banned all of us from social media.

Braynard is a true patriot who has been working tirelessly and seeing all the stickied threads calling it a "FBI organized sting operation" and snark comments shitting all over the event is hard to watch.

We really are our own worst enemy.

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CL1984 4 points ago +8 / -4

yup likes you're really cool and wise when you call any attempt to make a difference or try something new "fed" or "glowie"

The memes thing was funny in 2016 when we could post whatever we wanted on Facebook. We have to fight even harder now. And if you're not organizing locally or going to protests like this in 2021, I don't respect you. Even worse is if you're online trying to disparage people for doing this.

I kinda wish people will rally around Braynard now, like the non defeated of our group.

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MAGA1775 5 points ago +6 / -1

I hope so too, he deserves it. I wish he would get more acknowledgement...he is one of the true patriots who is sacrificing everything to fight for what's right. I feel really bad for him because he worked really hard on this event, only to see everyone disparaging it and mocking it while sitting from the comfort of their computer chair while stuffing Cheetos into their face and sipping on a Diet Coke.

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CL1984 4 points ago +5 / -1

i try to promote Matt Braynard's work and organization at every step. it's like getting a fat child a retarded child to eat his vegetables. why look at Braynard's meticulous election fraud stats when Mike Lindell will tell you tall tales about how China hacked the Dominion machines and sent the servers to Italy

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +3 / -2

You can also tell that most of these are obese Boomers, probably on disability, who learned of these terms only a few weeks ago.

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SaddleTramp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muh beer belly makes me strong faggit!

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CL1984 1 point ago +2 / -1

yes that's the thing. its boomers picking up the apathy for the zoomers. the zoomers are at least funny and kinda smart.

nothing sadder than these guys who are probably in their 40s and 50s and live in woods going online reposting stuff mindlessly to discourage people to go to a protest.

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Pegstar69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boomers are in their upper 50s and sixties. 40-55 is gen x.

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Wholelottarosie1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

In good news there were many protests around the world today. NYC was big.

https://t.me/ProtestsAmerica/115?single

Telegram channel showing the protests.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

I told you so.

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ApexVeritas 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah this site has become really pathetic lately. Facebook tier memes, constant Twitter screenshots, spreading false info, and calling anyone who dares to act against the tyranny and evil we face a "glowie". I think most genuine people see it too, because the participation here is way down. I find better discussion on trending with NoNewNormal, KIA2, and ConsumeProduct.

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xzars_folly 0 points ago +4 / -4

Dude what the fuck do you expect?

Every 3rd account here is a fed. You have to watch your mouth.

Anybody who wasn't smart enough to do so is already enjoying some "alone time" in a basement in DC.

About all this is good for anymore is to be a scan of social media at best anymore.

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ApexVeritas 4 points ago +4 / -0

In general, I expect people to act righteously, to be good people, to speak the truth, to not bend to tyranny, or evil, or their own fear.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +4 / -3

The feds are not wasting their fucking time writing goddamn comments, you retard. Monitoring is done via bots, and that's it. They aren't paying some GS-13 to share fucking Tim Pool videos.

The fact that you literally do believe that is why this place is a shithole. Because garbage-brains like you.

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Relax; the world isn't arrayed against you. I mean, it totally is and in a way that's frankly breathtaking, but it's arrayed against us, and this place is still a functioning community--with healthy differing opinions, shills be damned.

The consensus I see is that the protest was largely a qualified success in the sense that no inciting shit happened, many feds were made fun of, and a fake-Antifa was fake-arrested by the Spaceballs Trooper Brigade, and as a result, media coverage happened, the intended awareness was increased--about as much as could be expected--and as a bonus laughs were had and memes were born.

To your point about patience wearing thin, be mindful how the spiral discussions that are starting to make a stench around here are always the exact same: You Didn't Do Anything, What Are You Doing To Do; We Deserve This, and so on. Because it plugs into actual frustrations, it works almost every time as a derail. In /pol/ speak it's called a slide--there, because it slides real content down off the main page, but here, the engagement and votes tends to slide it up to the top of threads, where it makes things here look constantly contentious, fractured, and distraught. Don't buy it. Don't reply to slide comments. Learn to tell the difference. We live in a stupid digital world now, and navigating it is an actual skill that people need to develop. With anonymity comes the need to be extra critical about what you're reading.

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covok48 -7 points ago +6 / -13

Then just leave. We won’t miss you. Get one of your other FBI informants to replace you. They’ll be a fresh set of eyes.

The Revolution will not be televised.

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CL1984 6 points ago +10 / -4

Shut up monkey no one asked you

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covok48 -2 points ago +5 / -7

No one asks you to go into every thread and complain the attendance wasn’t bigger. Fed.

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BrewSwillis 12 points ago +12 / -0

C'mon guys, cut our gay pedes some slack. They were just there to protest, and wear short shorts.

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TKAdams 9 points ago +9 / -0

So thats where the mods have been!

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Whatyougotson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me and my Friends have never matched our shorts like that. Thats a group effort. Trolls maybe but they are all 30-40yr old dudes, thining hairline not frat boys or gay bois. Not fat cops either. Glowies

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Axiom502 11 points ago +12 / -1

Bad haircut, no dress sense and a slight, you know, air of scumbag entitlement.

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sir_rockness 10 points ago +11 / -1

Hahaha

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh this is just embarrassing. They all read the one-page briefing packet and bought their costumes together.

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TheOne1 8 points ago +9 / -1

Black socks the high n tights give em away every time, that and they all look like a bunch of semen swapping faggots and trannys

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farstriderr 8 points ago +8 / -0

Anyone dressed like Dodgson from Jurrassic Park = FBI

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newuser999 8 points ago +11 / -3

How do they know they are feds?

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Joe_Snow 21 points ago +25 / -4

username checks out

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Bond -3 points ago +10 / -13

You don't, but it won't stop the low-iq crowd on here from continuing to pass on bad information.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 0 points ago +9 / -9

The combined iQ of T_D right now is at an all time low.

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America1stAndOnly 1 point ago +2 / -1

T_D

It's been patriots.win for a long time now. It's not the T_D. Perhaps you're the low IQ bringing this place down.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch -2 points ago +1 / -3

That is the dumbest thing I have heard all day 😂😂😂

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istirabalegina1 7 points ago +7 / -0

They look like they belong at the Harvard Yale regatta.

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harvard and Yale are 95% Asian, aren't they?

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you_HO 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm gonna dress like this for Halloween.

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RobinNet 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Remember to wear black socks and tighten up our whitewalls so we can spot each other."

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neurojerk 7 points ago +7 / -0

It looks like they all went to the same rack in the same store to get those clothes beforehand. I'm surprised there isn't a tag showing.

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Ramasun 7 points ago +9 / -2

4CHAN - GET IN HERE.

Who are these guys. We need the autist on the job.

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Ramasun 9 points ago +9 / -0

By "who", I mean agency, name and badge number.

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RogueLeaderX 6 points ago +6 / -0

The FBI needs to be dissolved. These guys are more concerned about Americans than foreign terrorists.

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reesemaggot 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh, and don't forget that they refuse to go after pedos and if they do they give them a free pass

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I_Used_to_be_me 6 points ago +7 / -1

Why is it so hard for them to find a barber than can give a decent fade?

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ScullyMully 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter can give them tips in a crotch fade...

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DZP1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try the new FBI concealed carry shorts, now with less bulge and more cuffs!

... Short haircuts, same style cuffed shorts, same sunglasses, and both staring at the cameraman... must be totally random pedes. Watches are not at all so they can identify each other. No.

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Rubberbunnies 6 points ago +6 / -0

The matrix was running short on agent outfits, eh?

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ChynahIzAzzhole 6 points ago +7 / -1

Glowing.

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Ramasun 6 points ago +7 / -1

This looks like the bottom end of the trainees on Police Academy.

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NotADemThang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those are some YUGE wallets they all have.

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Monsieur_Novembre 5 points ago +5 / -0

All of them wearing what looks like the same wristwatch makes it kind of obvious…

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malooch 5 points ago +5 / -0

their shorts lollll

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

They look like they're in a photo shoot for J. Crew or something.

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ScullyMully 6 points ago +6 / -0

They look like they're in a photo shoot for J. Crew or something.

25 years ago, maybe. They'd never have that many white guys in a catalog now

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Pegstar69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Kek_The_World 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can tell they are feds by the way they stand in their 6 feet apart social distance separation boxes. 🤣 I hope the feds reading this realize how stupid they look and behave.

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EricF300 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re typical soul-less goons!

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Stanwyk74 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rank and file

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Minn2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is this, a Richard Spencer look-alike contest?

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inglorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

All you gotta do is look at the watches. Looks like standard government issue shit.

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't even need the watches.

The haircuts are a dead give away.

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shadows_of_the_mind 4 points ago +5 / -1

Damn, did they get their outfits on sale at Spirit Halloween??

Slick back hair with the same faded haircut, dark sunglasses, the same style watch, the same style flat front shorts and t shirt to look like the jock-type hung gung-ho Patriot that would show up to this… Halloween must’ve come early this year.

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ScullyMully 3 points ago +3 / -0

Halloween must’ve come early this year.

The Great Pumpkin did

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tucker2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

holy shit! It's Ace and Gary!

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ScullyMully 2 points ago +2 / -0

They ain't Ambigously anything.

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zentoco 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they all have no label, glow fag water bottles. The faggot cutoff on the right checking Patriots.win to see where to glowie.

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drmrboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lack of wedding rings. Dead giveaway for an agent.

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Greeting, fellow caterpillar. The Boogaloo will be at oh-suck-30 during MyPenis Day, November 3rd, 2020. To celebrate, we will follow that up with Political Prisoner's Day on January 6, 2021. Make sure to crew cut, whiten your FBI tattoos, carry your boog-ready plugs, handcuffs, standard issue Joepedo™️ brand sunglasses in case a wild Democrat appears, and your "don't tread on" trans-vaxxed certificates. Be VERY happy to see each other, as you will all be pocket pals.

EDIT: Bonus emasculations will be provided after the insurrection, for the as-yet untransitioned.

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angryrhino83 5 points ago +6 / -1

Don Jr. should know better. Braynard worked on his fathers campaign

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +5 / -2

Feds wearing jorts

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SaddleTramp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen dozens of white boomers wearing jean shorts, when did that become a fed thing?

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h203h 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI HAS GOT TO GO! HARD AND FAST

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Careful, they like it hard and fast.

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TDAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their favorite assignment was undercover at Pulse Nightclub.

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h203h 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂