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Mother_of_gains 86 points ago +87 / -1

Never forget that Hunter Biden fucked his dead brother's wife and, at the very least, was acting sexually inappropriate with his dead brother's underage daughter.

And the media covered the whole god damned thing up before the election.

Honk honk.

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ChelseaHubbell 39 points ago +39 / -0

Fucked his dead brothers daughter too. Hunter probably was molested by Joe, you don't end up this fucked up in a normal family. Lots of incest and fucked up shit going on here

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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Pepe-von-Hayek 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah, his dog's awesome. Didn't he injure Joe?

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Pepe-von-Hayek 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pulled his “tail”

Sure Joe

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Jjones23 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I don’t think people have really thought about this. Pretend he’s your neighbor. Normal job, but his son is hunter? His dog has bit ten people since moving in?

I’d have put sand in his gas tank by now.

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MAGA_wont_quit 3 points ago +3 / -0

sugar in the gas tank.

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Jjones23 2 points ago +2 / -0

This explains a lot actually

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The_MAGA_Destroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mythbusters showed that sugar in the tank may actually increase horsepower, because you have no idea how much gas is in the tank in order for the sugar to have a negative effect. Now sand will definitely grind the engine to a halt.

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MAGA_wont_quit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to know. But wouldn't the sand sink and the fuel filter keep it from making it to the fuel injection rails/carb?

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

joe hit it like he did with his kids

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jdog 3 points ago +4 / -1

Where's Bennifer?

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MAGAguitar 8 points ago +8 / -0

But - at least his son's last name isn't Trump. Honk honk.

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Patriotic_Deplorable 28 points ago +28 / -0

And he shall fall upeth the stairs

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000111000 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I see you are well versed in the next stanza.

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Asshat4Congress 24 points ago +24 / -0

oh I remember this one I think it is from the book Topious Kekious

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000111000 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek

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Jarlason10 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be praised

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +17 / -0

We're going to need to hear a lot more from Pepedamus.

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rachelmadcowstrapon 14 points ago +14 / -0

So it is written. So it is done!

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SmartCookie 11 points ago +11 / -0

“And a woman on her knees, spewing the seed of the cock, shrieking as a Cankled one, shall follow him into the abyss.”

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000111000 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah yes. The third stanza.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 10 points ago +10 / -0

The frog who saw the future....

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DJT_JR6544 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the toppest of kek shall be stickied on TD.

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KingOfTards 9 points ago +9 / -0

Real meme talent A+

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horse_paste 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gas prices are so high, they can't breathe.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

And Saint Pedophile raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest give it (and $82 billion in US military equipment) to Thine enemies so they may blow themselves into tiny pieces...

in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu

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RexCollumSilvarum 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best quatrains; don't we, folks?

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1776DeusVult 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUCK THE FEDS

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Pepe-von-Hayek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tippety Topkek

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based_trekkie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nioce!!!

Pentanomer is a good skillz to have!

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Jjones23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Art.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

CHICKEN PARMIGIANA HIGH

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pente1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ok. Up arrow for you.

... i built the wall.

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OneLifeToGive 3 points ago +3 / -0

That shall be pretty phucking good of a meme, them/they will say.

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boreal_storm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha ha. We need more of these. Maybe it will take off as a meme.

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loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

<3

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instant legendary status!

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JungleJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quatrain? Is that when you're 1/8 Thomas the Tank Engine?

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well gas prices aren't THAT high, yet.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please post a pepedamus with no text. This format is too good to waste on just one meme.

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TheKeknadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Words of wisdom, for sure

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Dckman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this art?

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lsudoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was at LSU game this weekend. Can confirm when I heard coming from the student section in Death Valley I had hope for our future students!

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Junosu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepedamus speaks wisdom.

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know, prophecies aren't typically so specific...

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Tentontommy 1 point ago +1 / -0

People shout "fu$k the emperor" while at his circuses. Nothing changes, an empty virtue signal. No different than those that wear the mask to signal their virtue. Faith without action

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Trolldozer 1 point ago +1 / -0

IMPOSTER!?