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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

And Saint Pedophile raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest give it (and $82 billion in US military equipment) to Thine enemies so they may blow themselves into tiny pieces...

in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu