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FlyinHeadlock 120 points ago +120 / -0

Wrangler jeans could make a fucking fortune with this ad.

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GenesisFiveTwo 47 points ago +47 / -0

Imagine if they donated jeans to the agents. I would personally go buy 10 pairs for myself and I’ve never worn wranglers.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 15 points ago +15 / -0

Love it

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Brainz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ditto

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got some Texas Jean Co. jean shorts this summer. Material sourced and made in the USA. Fuck yeah.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love it

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invalid_data 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Wrangler the one that went woke.

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SPEDMan64 7 points ago +7 / -0

Levis went woke. They have numerous signs hanging in stores showing members of the Alphabet Mafia wearing their crap.

I've worn Levis all my life, but when the pairs I have now wear out I'll be shopping elsewhere.

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DefenderDad 97 points ago +97 / -0

No whips. The cuck is having fantasies again. Those are lassos. If the cops have whips it would be a crop whip to make the horse go faster.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 55 points ago +55 / -0

Those are nooses! I am literally shaking right now.

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unspecified_user 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just wait until you see the rubber bullets they are using that look surprisingly like foam ear-plugs!

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RS34ME 23 points ago +23 / -0

LOL... the left seems to think their rape whistle would suffice.

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BasicKekinomics 18 points ago +18 / -0

those are assault nooses bigot

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imnotdeadyet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well Bubba Wallace didn't know either, so....

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pretty sure they are just the reins. I don't see any lassos in those photos.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, but we can pretend, lol.

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Barbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

City folks are funny as shit, can’t tell reins from whips.

He’s probably confused because his girlfriend has been whipping him with reins for the past few years.

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unspecified_user 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG YOU TRUMP NAZIS ARE SO DISGUSTING AND PATHETIC DO YOU THINK YOUR "REINSPLAINING" AND "WHIPSPLAINING" SOMEHOW MAKES THESE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY OK?!?!?!?!?!?

I guarantee an army of harpies and extra-mentally ill leftists will be all over twitter tomorrow with the above rant when people expose them as credulous, uninformed NPC dumbasses.

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GenericInsult 54 points ago +55 / -1

We should line up motion activated sentry guns along the entire border.

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_Cabal_ 26 points ago +26 / -0

I said this years ago.

One layer of a football field width anti-personnel minefield before the first wall.

On the first wall, M61 Vulcan cannon battlements complete with IR motion tracking systems.

Second wall and point of entry is owned and operated by the state of Texas.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aegis and Phalanx

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conservativeyuppie 16 points ago +16 / -0

Like those little turrets you set up in your settlements in Fallout.

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Winter_bow_huntress 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol beat me to it

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thelastlast 14 points ago +14 / -0

hell we should strap a gun and a gopro to a 200 dollar helicopter drone and TCB that way

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QSWO1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Texas law enforcement has had drones with 30 calibre guns for years.

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thelastlast 7 points ago +7 / -0

oh good. i think. bad if Texas cops ever swallow the covid koolaid

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GenericInsult 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remote sentry guns. Brilliant.

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Dereliction 8 points ago +8 / -0

And motion-activated whipping stations for those that somehow slip past, just for the pure trigger value.

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mintscape 37 points ago +37 / -0

Whips? Bullshit, I hate the way leftists lie all the fucking time.

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TeeBP 32 points ago +32 / -0

Someone tell them the border patrol is just protecting these poor black men from entering what is apparently the most racist country on earth.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 3 points ago +3 / -0

This comment will probably be a Babylon Bee article by tomorrow.

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PickleSticks 25 points ago +25 / -0

Those arent even whips theyre the reins lmfao. what an idiot.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Leftists creating their own fantasies.

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Junionthepipeline 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists have no life experiance and have never worked.its all fee fees and delusions

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

But ask any of them and they will tell you how they "manifest their reality" all the time. Every time they say that I ask, "So, do you think the people of the 9th Ward in Louisiana manifested all those hurricanes?" "Did those Haitians "manifest" the Clintons showing up and stealing all their kids?"

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OoooJackieBlue 22 points ago +23 / -1

I dont see any whips. Just a bunch of horses gagging on the stench.

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Random_Dude 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s Texas. What did they expect?

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_Cabal_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

Welcome to Texas.

Behave like animals, get treated like animals.

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ceremony_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the point.

If 15,000 people came over illegally and started camping outside your house, you have every right to disperse that camp.

It's the Haitians (or the Cartels, or the U.S. Government) that started this illegal nonsense.

Without that action, no need for cowboys and lassos.

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Formerlurker92 12 points ago +12 / -0

Better than the solution I want

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use catapults to launch them over the border, let Mexico clean it up.

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thelastlast 10 points ago +11 / -1

this does look fucking awesome and badass

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IP2NewsLive 9 points ago +9 / -0

YAH BOY YAH GET LASSOD BOY

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CucksRThem 8 points ago +8 / -0

Being invaded.

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Deplorable_Yankee 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN - Border patrol agents put on administrative leave after White House views footage of haitian roping competition. Sources close to the man who actually thinks for Dementia Joe say that these tactics were clearly taught by Orangeman.

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MarsupialHomeRule 6 points ago +6 / -0

Come to where the flava is - come to refugee country...

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runonce 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cowboys and Aliens

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BidenTaintMyPrez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment right here.

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Trilby 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish I had the skills!

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VapingTrumpsPiss 6 points ago +6 / -0

I asked my husband the same thing. Volunteers? I'll go immediately.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

dont worry the whips are fried chicken flavored

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grandfather_nurgle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do like how even the Biden regime drew the line at Haitians. El Salvadorans, MS-13, fine, come on in.

Haitians… uh… yeah that’s gonna be a problem.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same with Cubans. They shut them down quick. I'd honestly take the Haitian folks over jihadis. Haitians are based, they've been onto the Clintons bullshit for a while now.

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grandfather_nurgle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why do we have to take any? I’d take South African farmers, Eastern Europeans and South Korean female pop stars. The rest can rot.

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Omniswifey 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why biden don't want them here they along with the cubans have lived under a dictator, so the establishment can't allow them here

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bigusdicus2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

YEEE HAW

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Boudicca2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I doubt that those are whips, but leave it to a Leftist to say they are.

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laneybelle 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Unfathomable cruelty”. The guy is literally grinning from ear to ear lol

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus endorsed the use of whips but I bet these cowboys are just using a regular lasso to round up these trespassers.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks to me like they are just grabbing them by the shirt. I don't see any whips or lassos in the photos.

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Omniswifey 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is the reigns

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Gildoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being so retarded that you think a cowboy rope is a whip.

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SalteredState 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice Remington painting there

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BelfordBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a shit bird as do they really not see the guy grabbing the refugee by the shirt or not know the difference between reigns and a whip?

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wakingmajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

All cowboys and lassos please report to the border.

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

So now the reins attached to a horse's bridle that you steer the horse with are considered whips?........

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todayabetterme 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are legal means of entering a country. These people are invading a country, which I'd consider an act of war. Whips Lassos are a pretty damn humane way of handling this imo.

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KingOfTards 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought Clinton owned Haiti

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4more 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cowboys and ninjas.

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GenadderallPatton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Illegal joggers will be detained & deported

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Moebius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't see any whips...

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is that black guy laughing? Is this another staged photo? Are these crisis actors again? Asking for a friend. Me. I'm the friend.

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Me2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Haitians are flipping out thinking this crap just happened in the movies!

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Chosimbaone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at that white man trynna take that poor man's lunch. Get your own burrito gringo!

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guys on horses are trying to run down the Haitians going into Del Rio and keep them out of the town.

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Chosimbaone 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess comedy really is dead.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haiti literally borders the Dominican Republic and the fucking ocean. Why the hell are they not going to the DR or I dunno any other fucking country?

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cruelty is purposefully refusing effective treatments to sick people in hospitals and purposefully killing them for insurance money. Lefties and their enablers give daily examples of what cruelty looks like. This isn't it.

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Tryhardneckbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I the only one to catch irony of this guys last name being Hackett?

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did they cross the entire Gulf of Fucking Mexico instead of just swimming over to Cuba? Huh? Anyone ? Anyone?

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dukeofdoorcounty 2 points ago +2 / -0

First there was the Haitian divorce. Now we have the Haitian rodeo.

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myswedishfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where the fuck do I go to flee political ruin? There is nowhere else. Why do we have to accept them here?

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fantastic!

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Mattdaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d chip in

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Censorddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only leads reigns and stirrups. No whips or lassos FAGGOTS

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nova7733 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would you want someone to bring disaster and political ruin to your house?