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quantum_wetware 400 points ago +400 / -0

we watched alex jones together, you bitch! how could you!?

haha

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slangin_paint 191 points ago +191 / -0

best breakup line ever

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Sir_Girth 55 points ago +55 / -0

Made me laugh heartily. 🤣

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GeoG85 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some lines you don't cross, dog. 😡

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lostmyoldpassword 88 points ago +88 / -0

Almost as powerful as, "We dug coal together."

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to2020andbeyond 35 points ago +35 / -0

He was definitely "Justified" to break up with her.

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doug2 35 points ago +35 / -0

I was a fucking cheesemaker man

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Theannihilatrixx 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dammit I fucking came here to say that hahahahh

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OwnaLib87 18 points ago +18 / -0

God I miss that show. It was a simpler time.

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FormerGraveheart 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which show was that?

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MiamiJay 11 points ago +11 / -0

“justified” about a US Martial in Kentucky. Very good

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Reefay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not one bad episode

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what that show was about! I thought it was something to do with Justin Timberlake. That sounds much better.

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OwnaLib87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justified. Had 6 seasons on FX from 2010-2015.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justin Timberlake is: Justified. Tuesdays at 8 on FX.

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UrShulgi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just saw a clip of that same actor playing a marshal in Fargo, I think season 4. I may watch through it just to see his character.

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OwnaLib87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Undoubtedly Timothy Olyphant’s best roll imo, and he was still upstaged by Walton Goggins.

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UrShulgi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, Boyd Crowder was a great character and the actor in his delivery made it even better.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

You have my axe!

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Anon89 23 points ago +23 / -0

I trusted you enough to share the world is corrupt. Hahaha this is kinda sad she played him bad.

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Londonrain 15 points ago +15 / -0

lol that part I lost it immediately.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 222 points ago +227 / -5

Get an pure blood instead , This one doesn’t have too much longer anyway

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PapaPepe 175 points ago +178 / -3

It's fake. OP is now trying to farm karma off it after being hugely against this a few hours ago

https://patriots.win/p/13zMs9Ht8Y/x/c/4JEXsuj5yNB

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DCdeplorable 53 points ago +53 / -0

Wow. Lmfao.

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Highball 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yea, dudes a faggot.

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BaldyGull 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to take lessons in faggotry from Bill if he wants to be a real "influencer".

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powershellder 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hey, this guys a phony.

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

With a faggot post history.

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DavidGlowie 11 points ago +11 / -0

This cowboy hat comes right off!

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mangoatshark 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's a phony

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NURSE187 9 points ago +9 / -0

A big fat phony!

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Brendancs0 6 points ago +6 / -0

still funny though but op stop being a douche

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Chopblock 17 points ago +18 / -1

There’s only 3 options:

  1. She wants to participate in medical experiments as a test subject.

  2. She is dangerously, fatally ignorant or naive.

  3. She’s willing to let herself be raped, and standby while others are too, to demonstrate social conformity.

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RolandDelacroix 7 points ago +8 / -1

Number 3, like the majority if women.

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maleitch -2 points ago +1 / -3

No there is fourth option it is made up bullshit, but the fact that was not one of your options means you are too easily manipulated to be trusted. You should know better unless that sweet dopamine is all you really care about.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whether this specific instance is real or not is largely irrelevant— it’s illustrative of a very real situation faced by thousands of people.

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mytummyhurts 162 points ago +162 / -0

50/50 this is fake. The "we watched alex jones together!" line is a bit too on the nose...

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WingedSquid 64 points ago +64 / -0

It's funny, but yeah, this is pretty close to thathappened.win territory.

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Gooseontheloose 43 points ago +43 / -0

Whoa people on the interwebs wouldn't just lie

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BarrysCellM8 12 points ago +12 / -0

They learned it from the news.

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ironhorse 5 points ago +5 / -0

that would be against the lol

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CisSiberianOrchestra 18 points ago +18 / -0

...And everybody clapped.

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Gooseontheloose 13 points ago +13 / -0

Everyone on the shortbus clapped

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LazySusan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean, it's realistic... I make my husband watch Alex Jones sometimes. He believes pieces of what Jones says, but not the larger picture.

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Eleutherian 6 points ago +6 / -0

i was watching Alex Jones back in 2003, took a break after a lil bit cuz i didn't like his theatrics and he didn't touch on very important topics i thought he should, but now he's the only voice left from back then; we're at a point where its shit or get off the pot; those in relationships are actually lucky because you're getting clear cut signs if you're with the person you should be; and as far as women...i mean, sorry, u get the jab and you're a serious risk for sterility, almost the same for men, not even counting the brainwashing

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Husky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most outlandish thing Jones has said that's been proven true: they really are turning the frogs gay

Most outlandish thing Jones has said that will be proven true eventually: Moloch worshipping vampires that drink children's blood to sustain their lives.

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destroyer713 5 points ago +5 / -0

He watched, she sat there next to him while watching Tik Tok on her phone.

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NazisWereSocialist 26 points ago +27 / -1

For real, don't simp for sheep, that's a taliban move.

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DCdeplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see what you did there XD

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 36 points ago +36 / -0

Gonna need more context

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FromNC 59 points ago +59 / -0

Seems pretty obvious dumbass got the vaccine and threw a couples chance of living a happy life with kids into the trash.

I don’t blame the dude at all, I would do the same.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wow, now i see it. Idk man, i read it a few times and couldnt tell it was a breakup. Sometimes not all the pistons fire

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rangers24 4 points ago +4 / -0

My girlfriend is about to go get it because her company said she’s fired if she doesn’t. I don’t know what to do

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I_Used_to_be_me 8 points ago +8 / -0

My wife refused, got fired (knowing it’d happen), and landed a better job within a week. Job market is insane right now. $20/hr no experience required jobs are everywhere at the moment. Only briefly did the stress get to her and she broke down crying and almost caving to the vax. I told her she’d be fine, don’t get the vax, and worse case scenario I’ll pay for shit until she finds work again (I don’t have much money so it’s not like I’m in a good position to do that, but it’s worth it in this situation)

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rangers24 2 points ago +2 / -0

My girlfriend just graduated and is working an entry level job in a state we planned on moving away from. She thinks is the end of the world if she loses it.

Meanwhile I didn’t go back to school to finish playing my last year of my sport and may be fired from my current coaching job if I don’t get it

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Start looking around on indeed and whatnot to see what’s available, start putting applications in now. If you get some interviews you’ll feel a lot more confident sticking to your guns. Any good with your hands, by chance? In my early 20s, I got my start at a quick lube chain (not jiffy lube but same concept, about as big), and they’ll hire you with no experience and fully train you. I’m still close with my former coworkers, and they’re now starting people at $18/hr (offered me $28/hr if I came back since they’re so desperate right now). Just an idea, but I’m sure you can find something that suits you

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rangers24 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I am I’ve worked construction/cooling towers on and off in the summers between school for the past 7 years and full time ever since the covid bullshit started.

I’m willing to work anywhere but I went to school for cyber security

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JiXinping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems pretty obvious the dumbass commented in another post that breaking up via text isn't cool, got downvoted to -41, so decided to make a similar post. OP is a fag.

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MAG_n_KAG 40 points ago +40 / -0

dumb broad made a serious medical decision for a non medical purpose.

one of my good friends did that because he wanted to hang out with a girl. he knew he wasnt in danger of covid and even stated that he's getting the vax for that sole purpose. super disappointed in my buddy.

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Cesare_Borgia 18 points ago +18 / -0

Good lord.

All that for access to an already well plowed field.

Sad.

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Captain_REEcard 13 points ago +13 / -0

My friend is gonna do it because his girlfriend wants to take a cruise. Disappointing, but in character for him, he's a "happy wife happy life" guy, yet his girlfriend has never not been miserable or bitching about something in the 10 years they've been together. I've gotten to where I can't stand to go over there because if I wanted to hear someone bitch, I'd just turn on CNN.

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Scooby721 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bro, they've been together for 10 years and not married? There is something seriously toxic about that relationship.

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Captain_REEcard 7 points ago +7 / -0

They got engaged in 2019 and were supposed to have a wedding last year. Then it never happened.

So last time I saw him, a week ago, I asked, "Weren't y'all gonna get married?"

Turns out they're not going to do it now because she figured out that she can get more gimmes from the government if she's a single mommy.

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Scooby721 8 points ago +9 / -1

Like I said, toxic. Sorry about your friend.

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CensorshipDestroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have talked about doing the same thing. Divorce (but stay together) so we can take the funds from the government. If they are going to take our 6 figure jobs away over the mandates then we will rape the government too!

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Crunchy_Bites 2 points ago +2 / -0

sounds like my brothers wife.

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TheOneWhoKnocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was tired of wearing a mask for three hours a day at his gym.

The guy was health-conscious enough to spend three hours a day at the gym but still got the death shot? wtf?

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Pederella 5 points ago +5 / -0

When does thinking with the little head yield a lasting good result? Permanent reminders of a temporary feeling.

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BoltCarrierGroup 5 points ago +5 / -0

My parents told my kid sister to vax so they can go on a cruise.

She’s a dumb brainwashed sheep anyway but still, they wanted to go on a cruise…

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine injecting poisons so you can go on a lame ass boat ride where everyone just eat and drink all day

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PapaPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Context is its fake. This is OP 4 hours ago

https://patriots.win/p/13zMs9Ht8Y/x/c/4JEXsuj5yNB

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks

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Ironlabel1 31 points ago +31 / -0

Fake as fuck. Ugh the karma whoring is so fucking retarded.

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DCdeplorable 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why does someone need karma here? It literally does nothing right?

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MAGA_Centurion 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why does anyone lie about anything since the dawn of language? Because as long as there's two people on the planet, someone just has to feel more special than someone else.

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Ironlabel1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know. It’s fucking stupid

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PapaPepe 20 points ago +20 / -0

So 4 hours ago your called someone a pussy for texting a breakup and here you are a few hours later pretending you did one?

https://patriots.win/p/13zMs9Ht8Y/x/c/4JEXsuj5yNB

FUCK OFF OP

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zentoco 5 points ago +5 / -0

James O'Keefe, is this you? :D

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MapleLeafMAGA 9 points ago +11 / -2

Atta boy david

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Rerun1Central 9 points ago +9 / -0

know any hot purebloods?

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kmillz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost every ugly/fat person i know isn't

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hot purebloods in your area. Click the spam link ad.

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CrashXXL 8 points ago +12 / -4

Fake and gay

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NazisWereSocialist 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fake and based

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BombsAway 4 points ago +4 / -0

The text of “David” is also right-justified; made by an Arabic speaking shill?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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NakaTrash 7 points ago +9 / -2

Please be real

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DCdeplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its not

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becky21k1 6 points ago +7 / -1

You want to kill her just be like "what good are you now that you've made yourself infertile"

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Won't be needing that +1 for the wedding.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

fake

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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NoComment 4 points ago +4 / -0

I enjoyed this fake story

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coopajay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao no shot this is real

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clarefries 4 points ago +4 / -0

David did the right thing. I mean, 5 years from now she might get ovarian cancer from this shit and then how are you going to have babies?

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KrakenWakin4JoeBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

dubiousContact — this is your personal texts?

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BlitheringIdiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

David is wise.....

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UnusualPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

wtf is this shit?

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chickeninoven 3 points ago +3 / -0

No way am I letting a crazed mudblood bitch I just dumped anywhere near my car.

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stupidmeter 3 points ago +3 / -0

She sterile now anyway. And if she did it to herself behind your back, for something as worthless as attending to a wedding, then she'd definitely do it to your kids

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

You do know people have been vaccinated for 9 months now and they've gotten pregnant right? Billions of people have gotten it worldwide.

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stupidmeter 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol billions

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r3vbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake and gay

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Viewer01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely fake.

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glasses2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

this shit is fuckin stupid.

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XlDEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did she do?

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BombsAway 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are the messages on the right right-justified? Almost seems like English is not the language of the person who faked this. Almost seems like it might be Arabic they speak. Am I being paranoid?

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generated_name 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese can also be right aligned I believe.

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BombsAway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point.

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TheSaltyProphet 1 point ago +1 / -0

She definitely just killed herself

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

No use for a sterile mate with faulty genetics and lack of critical thinking.

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are millions of people that have been vaccinated for 9 months now and they're not dead or sterile.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

General availability for 16+ is only since March, so 6 months. Elderly that got it earlier are basically sterile already due to age so no data there. We won't have reliable data for another 6 months to year for lower birth rates showing up.

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NazisWereSocialist 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the right move, I'm not suggesting you break up with your partner solely over the vaccine, but if the only reason they're getting it is to comply with some bullshit like going to a wedding? Yeah, dump their ass.

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MasterRaider 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the fuk wants to go to a wedding?

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

omg i gotta go watch my sister's way too expensive 1 night make believe, lavish wedding!!!! Better fuck my Ovaries up!!!!

Foreal, FUCK WEDDINGS.

I hope I never have to have one or go to another, they are about the gayest fucking thing you could imagine. Like going to a middle school dance w tons of old people and having the obligation of paying for your cold food with a gift.

Foreal, shit is for faggots. Basic Bitches. And She ruined her relationship over it lol.

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snakeoil 1 point ago +2 / -1

No lie just did this same shit minus the trunk in july

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago +1 / -0

She chose her sister over you. That's not wife material.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because wahmens.

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Sylvester1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like a Boss!

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ivana-humpalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone hates these cans!

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Spanishkay 1 point ago +1 / -0

My friend just went thru this and caved. His parents wouldn't see him without the vax. His siblings and coworkers kept hounding him. His fiancé did it without him then talked him into it.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +2 / -1

im assuming she got the vaxxx because her sister demanded it to attend her wedding.

This is a what a literal whore is, and there are many more like people like her: let someone do what they want to your body so you receive a benefit.

accept a dick/vax get money/wedding attendance. literal whore.

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RustySheckelford 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fuck that whore

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Hoof_Hearted 1 point ago +1 / -0

You make your choices and then have to live with the consequences no matter how fucked up or unexpected they may be.

She did nazi that coming.

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FucKamala 1 point ago +2 / -1

Serious as a heart attack after taking the vaxxx

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thakiddd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Context?

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +2 / -1

Selfish bitch ruined a great thing.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's kinda sad.

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KnightTemplar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t want to be near vaccinated

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Kelevra 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is gold stay strong and find someone else who hasn't lost their mind.

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zentoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I the only one that doesn't know who is the Covidiot? So David, tell us what it is 'she' (don't want to presume gender) did...?