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bill_in_texas 58 points ago +58 / -0

Aussie government: "We need to get the roads cleared, buildings shored up and debris cleared ASAP!"

Aussie government: "Well shit, we ordered all the people who could do that to not leave their houses and work."

What to do, what to do?

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ValeyForge 11 points ago +12 / -1

Instructions unclear. All dogs are dead now.

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Klown_Schwab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aussie government: kill a bunch of cute doggos for no reason because we're evil tyrants