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DeadOverRed 188 points ago +189 / -1

Eh, I was thinking of moving to Australia 'cuz it looks like the fighting will begin there first. m

spelunking_librator 62 points ago +62 / -0

this guy moves

karn 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yee haw!

Eager_Pawn 22 points ago +22 / -0

Speaking of yeehaw... OP should come to Texas. Good BBQ, guns, and women.

Filetsmignon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Texas Hill Country. Come join us in Comal County Aussie Pedes!

KaramelloKamala 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can you get your politicians to get asylum status for Aussies?

I mean, our government is actually shooting at us now, seems like a much better argument than "but the shithole country I live in is poor"

Filetsmignon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Are compound bows legal to purchase and own? Since y'all got no guns.

KaramelloKamala 9 points ago +10 / -1

They absolutely are. I have 3 different bows and my brother has a couple also.

No licensed needed, just practice.

My eastern European grandpa gave me a hunting knife and my first bow at 11 because "one day you will be old enough to understand why you need it, just like we could have used under the Soviets and guns are gone".

okboomer59 7 points ago +7 / -0

wow some shithead came here to downvote this

BigErnieMcCracken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live near TPC Parkway in SA but spend much of my work week in New Braunfels. Amazing how fast Comal County is growing.

Rogueaccountant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Came here to say the same thing. Always room for real Aussies here in Texas.

SaltHarvest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Getting to be where we might need some reinforcements too.

NotProgCensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm ready to sell my 3 acres (value a quarter to a half mil) in rural Oregon. I just worry that with all the patriots moving there that I won't be able to afford much land. I need trees. I assume the hill country is already out of my range so probably north eastern pine country. How much land does a quarter mil buy?

SaltHarvest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been doing quite a bit of looking myself lately because I'm not out far enough for my liking. I've been focused on in between the 150-300k range and you do have a lot of entries come up that not only have acreage(3-7 acres) but a lot with trees. As with real estate its always location, location, location so it just depends on where that acreage is as to how much you can get. I've been using Zillow so I can get the overhead map shots to see in general what the amount of people might be around a location I'm interested in.

NotProgCensored 1 point ago +1 / -0

TY. Unimproved land or land with homes? I really just care about utilities and well, septic system etc.

Redleg37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your money would go a lot further in Arkansas. Next to Texas. Still conservative.

karn 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yeah, just stay away from the fatties. Or make 'em follow behind your pickup truck until they slim down...

TopBloke 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bee-line straight for Melbourne. Lefty as fuck, you can’t miss it. If you hit south Australia you’ve gone too far.

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Annpi 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hot ;)

Richy_Rich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha ha ha. I was thinking the same thing! How can I bring crates of weapons and ammunition with me to Australia...?

DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

No need. Three people corner one cop three times, then use the proceeds to take the police station. Go from there

Richy_Rich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good call!

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TerraHertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Won't work. There are entrance exams for the police force, which include IQ tests. Then they exclude anyone with a high IQ and/or ability to question things and reason for themselves.

Specifically, they select for not very bright, obedient and robotic personalities. Can't have police who might question orders or work shit out for themselves.

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LokeyLewd 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS^ I was told many many times I was "too smart to be a cop". I'm not THAT smart either...

AsaNisiMAGA 98 points ago +101 / -3

You're a great pede and I'd be proud to call you an American. Don't know what part of Australia you're from but consider Florida. We have gators and stuff so you'll feel right at home. 🙏🏻🐸❤🇺🇸

strawman7 36 points ago +36 / -0

And pick up some guns asap.

basedvirginian 23 points ago +23 / -0

For the love of god tell your countrymen to do the same back home too. There’s still guns in Aus, so hopefully someone will use them

MuhNameJeff 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought they banned guns? Is that wrong?

syntaxError 2 points ago +2 / -0

And go through the southern border to skip needing a vaccine

SleeperAg20 28 points ago +30 / -2

Florida or Texas. Lots of jobs here in Texas. Abbot might be a cuck, but Texans are still the most patriotic American and we will fight to the death, even if it means secceding from the USA and start a civil war.

basedvirginian 22 points ago +22 / -0

Idk man, the people in red states are complacent by design for the most part. I’ve been in OK for about a month and a half and the “conservatives” I met here fucking blow.

The “conservative Texan” I met literally owns zero guns and stans Greg Abbott.

Farmers are incredibly based tho. Once you get out of the burbs people are really kind/know what’s up.

SleeperAg20 16 points ago +16 / -0

Agree. Inner city are a lost cause. Fortunately, majority of Texas are rural. I live in the city and mask faggots are everywhere.

Filetsmignon 6 points ago +6 / -0

So many masked faggots in San Antonio. I go out to stores and it just blows my mind how many sheep there are.

The_kool_mom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in the Bastrop/Fayette County area and almost nobody is wearing masks. But I visited San Antonio and literally everyone but me and husband were masked up. We were shocked!

Filetsmignon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live up north of SA in Comal County (I like to refer to it as Trump Country). Hardly any masks up here. But I work down near SA and have to go there often. Bexar County is essentially a Texas sheep ranch.

CitizenJon1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey hey! A fellow central Texan! Medina county here!

Nerdrem 5 points ago +5 / -0

even if means seceding from the USA and start a civil war

In that eventuality I would say:

"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."

-Davy Crockett


KAGwave 57 points ago +58 / -1

Run guns from here to there

jjffiiippp 18 points ago +18 / -0

3d printer goes brrr

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Sirbigusdickus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got a fishing boat, but usually I accidentally lose the guns and that’s a hell of a journey.

WhiteTrashJesus 50 points ago +50 / -0

If you aint black theyll try to send you back

BarronVonSaltzburg26 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nah, I have a sure fire way for straight, white men from Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, UK and Europe to migrate to the US. Let's use the leftists own fuckery and use "gay marriage" to get them in. No Homo Migration.

ceremony_ 12 points ago +12 / -0


Good luck

  1. Trying to leave Australia with your assets intact ($$$, belongings).
  2. Trying to enter the United States and gaining citizenship.

You're much, much better off going to the border and hopping over.

Pretend you can't speak or understand English.

NotProgCensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy or rent a small boat or pay somebody who owns a small airplane. Go to tip of Queensland and cross to Port Moresby. Buy airline tickets.

Conspiracytheorist 9 points ago +9 / -0


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Pinochet_Was_Right 28 points ago +33 / -5

My nigga

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 1 point ago +5 / -4

Oh my, Nigga.

GhostPepperedLabia 9 points ago +9 / -0


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Bilabrin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Did the pilgrims stay and fight king George?

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Bilabrin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Right. You want to contine to get unstoppably prison raped and not leave and I'm the fag? Have fun with that.

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Bilabrin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Pipe down haus.

When I want to hear the opinions of a shit-eating retard cunt I'll call your mother.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’d normally agree, but anglophones gotta stick together.

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ubermk3 39 points ago +40 / -1

I want to see 100K freedom loving Australians show up at our southern border and see what happens.

TopBloke 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol not gunna lie, you’d hear the word Cunt a lot, find way too many empty beer cans floating down the Rio Grande, and the smell of sausages on the BBQ would just become part of the landscape from now until the rapture.

ubermk3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha - that would be a sight to see. Unfortunately the illegitimate administration would immediately napalm you to death the moment you set foot on American soil. Freedom loving people are their enemy.

Pinochet_Was_Right 22 points ago +23 / -1

I don’t know…

I feel for you and understand you plight but you are the people your country needs.

If your country goes to shit, you fight for it. I despise the Syrian male refugees because they cry about danger but didn’t fight for their country.

Australia has gone to shit but I think it’s on you to challenge it.

QMAB 19 points ago +21 / -2

Come on over, frens. We'll hit the range and gun shows when you get here.

God/Spirit is real, this is a spiritual war going on right now. Stay strong.

Hangemh1gh 15 points ago +15 / -0

Good luck pede. Why not stay and fight for Australia though? Is it too far gone? And follow up, will you fight for freedom here or just move somewhere else when the going gets rough? These questions should be asked. We have plenty of keyboard warriors and people who are not willing to fight as it is.

RevenTexX [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Thanks for asking, this country is long gone.

My mates cousin showed us a video of a protestor being beaten to death by police on his phone, no reports whatsoever on this death, at all. Literally nothing online mate.

I have exhausted every single search on google and duckduckgo trying to find a story on it and I cannot find a fucking thing.

This will be another Tiananmen Square incident soon, mark my words.

I need a place with guns mate, we're all scared of this Government, there is no saving it the only option is refuge to a place where I can protect myself.

I hope you understand, the people calling me a traitor are misinformed.

This is Chinese level.

Hangemh1gh 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't think you're a traitor. Do whatever you have to do to live! I was really just busting your balls a little. Get your ass over here. Then Act Accordingly. I truly wish you the best of luck.

zekin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Censorships happening here already man. I dont know what to tell you. I dont think anywhere will be safe but I will say I think we're better off than yall at the moment. Whatever you decide to do good luck to you man and be safe.

Turtleavacado 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you have that video?

NotProgCensored 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kyle Mitchell. Since the Aussie government can now hack and change social media posts nobody knows the truth of why he got beat or even if he lived. 1984 is here.

Video https://twitter.com/bullshitman_org/status/1440572859177308165?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwter

rcstl 15 points ago +15 / -0

To the jerks here, the Irish migrated after a potato famine. Many others have migrated here due to their home country going to shit. A lot of Vietnamese escaped Communism, like Australia is surging towards.

To the Aussie friends, come on over and remember and teach why your country fell into the abyss!

n4freedom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't come to a blue state, it won't be much of an improvement. Good luck.

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stick_in_the_eye 12 points ago +18 / -6

fuck off. stay home. this is happening globally. there is no place to run to. stand your ground and fight for your own countrymen.

Inquisitor_Corvus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Need a sponsor?

RevenTexX [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mate, if you're serious please message me your contact details.

You have two hard workers right here, ready to work. We will never let you down, I am willing to travel to you ASAP and meet you in person, we can get to know each other, once you meet us you will see that we're serious.


RiMjObZ4dAyZ 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll join in on that sponsorship.

RevenTexX [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey mate, if theres any chance you're speaking honestly, please message me your best contact details, or if you want I can supply my phone number, email etc.

You have two hard workers right here who are young and loyal.

Panopticon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure how to private message (or that it can be done). It is why I thought a burner email address might work.

But I live in San Antonio and have two rooms. Can't sponsor work (just a worker bee myself) but do have a place.

RiMjObZ4dAyZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sent a message.

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Balzy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you guys do for work

americandrunk 10 points ago +10 / -0

Canadian here. I love America and Americans. The last 5 years have taught me what it means to be free, what it means to have a constituation that gurantees the 1st and 2nd.

I am staying in Canada because I have to fight for my country, but, I will fight for America and Americans for the rest of my life.

Simply the greatest civilization the planet has ever seen.

I share your enthusiasm.

me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks Canuck!

IvermectinWorks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now if we can just create a worldwide immigration pattern for other Conservatives in other countries....but this is an excellent start!!

CoyoteTan 3 points ago +3 / -0

most importantly all the socialists out.

DestroyerofCobwebs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Scrub your social media of any opinions that are right of Mao. I wish I was kidding, but the US State Department doesn't even hide that they're deliberately targeting ideology as a factor in who they grant green cards to.

Double_D 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can use all the help we can get.

Godspeed, Patriot.

DeportAntifa 5 points ago +6 / -1

Come to Texas frens

783hz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come to Texas. We need you

_-Th0r-_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t mind the ppl who say you should stay. Westerners are always welcome, and anglophone countrymen stick together.

I would highly suggest TX, but any red state will work.

One thing few people think about is relying on federal legislators’ constituent services.

Let’s say you get an opportunity in TX. Get in touch with Ted Cruz’s office of constituent services, and you instantly have a senate case worker helping process your paperwork.

It’s more helpful when a Republican is in the White House, but it is a little known resource that you should use.

Trump4allz 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA Hats make good friends.

RevenTexX [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0


This man is saving my life. You're a real one mate, you really are.

bitpusher 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard the southern border is wide open.

PKShadilay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good luck with that. You need to apply for a travel exemption to leave your island prison. In your case you need to provide the following "evidence":

proof that you are moving to another country on a long term basis such as leases, job offers and evidence your goods are being transported


blurryface 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lots of construction jobs here

MicahReno 4 points ago +4 / -0

Come to Florida. We have the same beach lifestyle as you Aussies and our politicians aren't commie pussies

Eu-is-socialist 4 points ago +10 / -6

Fuck you for not fighting for your rights. I'm certain that you would do exactly the same if you were in America.

FUCHINA 4 points ago +4 / -0

God luck getting out…

Panopticon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Post a burner email address if you need a place to stay.

electricboogaloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t forget to buy all the guns when you arrive

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Alphahorizon 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sending prayers your way for sure. Be safe throughout all that you and your friend do. I would like to say to stay and fight, but fully understand after seeing these fucking Nazis open fire on your people absolutely disgusts me beyond belief.

Bot-not1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take a 'vacation' to Mexico, then come on up here from there. Maybe put some bronzer on your faces and hands so you won't get turned away by the border patrol...only brown people are receiving 4-star treatment at the border these days.

barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're welcome to immigrate legally: abbo, or former convict spawn, or chinese escapee. But we're not far behind your state... I fly my flag upside down.

thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

brother you're American in your heart. come on over.

undepressor 3 points ago +4 / -1

Prayers for you brother. I feel the holy spirit moving through your words.

The kindest thing I can tell you, an agnostic who may want to want to have faith, is that the one God is real, and we know Him and His love for all of us through the life, death and new life of His Son, Christ Jesus. He is He who saves. He is He who transmutes sadness into joy.

It is written: Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God; and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus. (Phil 4:6-7)


kung-flu-fighting 3 points ago +3 / -0

Id love to see you guys come over the Mexican border... 20,000 Haitians and 2 Australians... they just want a better life!

daisytrench 3 points ago +3 / -0

You might have the best luck getting here by coming in through the southern border. It seems to be pretty porous.

GrayManNumber333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope you’d be more willing to be belligerent in America than your home. We are in a Cold War and need patriots.

Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better move to Georgia, it's a former prison colony as well.

Fanakapan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neato idea, and had you have had that idea before 1965, you could have walked right in with no problems.

However, and certainly since the early 2000's and a name change for the INS, and merger into the DHS, you're going to find that wanting to do things nice and legal will take you until you're at an age to draw pension.

If however you were from some wog shithole, or waltzing up from south of the border, not only would you be welcomed, but you'd be showered with bennies, and made to feel right at home.

AlinskianAntiLeftist 2 points ago +2 / -0

So this is what actual refugees look like.

TheSaltyProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

We will accept you with open arms... just use the door. But don’t give up hope my Aussie brothers... the American Patriots are destroying this regime, and when we break free, we got a whole fun day planned with your Australia and New Zealand governments.... and the Patriots, WORLDWIDE, are all out of patience with this satanic cult. Keep fighting. Help is coming, You will be free.

Republic_or_Nothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you want to make a difference here to keep America on the right track. I suggest moving to battle ground states. Arizona, Colorado, Any state near great lakes, and PA. I would suggest staying away from west coast because it's no different than Australia and a lost cause.

TaylorFrancis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I recommend you fly to Mexico first and a short walk north will get you in no questions asked. Bring a kid for expedited service.

honeymussie 2 points ago +3 / -1

If you can get to Mexico with a tan I'm sure you can walk in. Alternatively if you're both young and ok looking there's always the 90 day fiance route. Best of luck to you guys, my vote is heading to South/Central America, live on the cheap and lay low until you can find a legal way in.

Oppenheimer_DOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Montana, Idaho, Florida, Texas... Choose wisely because this is a global agenda with global reach. Prayers be with you and God bless Aussie Pedes, our hearts are with you in your struggles

rosie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you can make it. Getting out of Australia seems to be the hardest part.

masculinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you’d likely regret it unless you’re keen socializers who can quickly build up networks. American conservatives are notoriously closed off and fiercely independent. They prefer living far from other people as possible. Leftists are group minded and intermingle all the time and tend to live in highly populated areas. Suicide rates are high among white male conservatives especially veterans after being dicked over by the country they love and consequently they tend to no longer like people other than those they used to serve with. Good luck getting in with American conservatives. You’d get here, realize you can do pretty much whatever you want but that there’s not a whole lot you’d want to do but hunt and fish (if you’re inland) and if you’re not married your neighbors would likely think you’re gay for living with your mate. Someday maybe American conservatives will unite and stop alienating themselves but that day hasn’t arrived yet. At the very least you need to figure out if you’ve just got grass is greener syndrome or if you truly want to emigrate. Research the hell out of American history and culture. I used to be into East Asian cultures until I spent a couple years working over there and had my fill of it. Now I avoid those cultures and refuse to buy products from East Asia, except for Japanese stuff which I gladly buy since that’s the one East Asian country I still admire. Point being is your thoughts and loyalties can change drastically after relocating yourself. And many American women are having a major crisis of lost femininity, widespread obesity, promiscuity, and unwillingness to perform traditional family roles. Although conservative women are generally still willing to marry and raise kids, many still have the obesity problems that haven’t afflicted Australians to such a degree. The majority of American women no longer know how to take care of themselves. And then there’s our language. Well Mel Gibson seemed to like the US. You might also like it.

Rockswanninoff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah the women here are fat, drug addicted welfare whores. Unfit for breeding. Better off going gay, or joining the Amish, their women are pure and hearty.

masculinist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know the Amish are recruiting...

me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta love Japan.

Boone13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or you could, I don't know, maybe stay and fight for your own country and forge it into something that resembles the American ideal?


Turtleavacado 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not stay and fight OP? Australia needs patriots.

Eleutherian 2 points ago +2 / -0

getting over the border shouldn't be a problem xD