2020
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SBOJ_JOBS 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hitler's Germany used power cords.

Power Cords.

Even the name drips with toxic masculinity. We should change the name to service cords. Or "use me" cords. Or at least "I give you all the power" cords.

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Shinydenim 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have but one updoot to give

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SBOJ_JOBS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks, Ima take that doot to thabank!

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Angry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every single guitar I own can play thick and heavy power cords.

Molon Labe

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Empowering Wires

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user2827 2 points ago +2 / -0

A) LMAO

B) Had a momentary brain fart of "They didnt have electricity in 194.... fuck, stupid me"... happy I didn't get so far as to post that.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you realize that europe and the US had electricity before 1900

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user2827 1 point ago +1 / -0

At risk of a more embarrassing declaration, I was aware, it just slipped away for a second.

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swutalk 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol and stained red from all the blood.

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slangin_paint 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whatever they are, i could help but notice they are HANGING on a WHITE POWER-cord rack. Well the back of the rack is white. Still seems racist.

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Neonentity 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG THEY'RE NOOSEWHIPS

whipnooses?

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Centipe76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whipplenooses

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Neonentity 4 points ago +4 / -0

Andrew Cuomo has entered the chat.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they're orange.

Obviously meant to represent the Orange Man.

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AcAirman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm shocked

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those will be giant jump ropes in about six months after China cuts off our electricity.

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Conservativechick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember the rubber bullets?

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Juzeza 1 point ago +1 / -0

but you didn't bother to post it

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best call in the FBI to confirm either way!

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johnfist1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missed his chance to say: "Either way I'm literally shaking."

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QueensOwn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit. I think this guy broke into my garage. I bet 10 FBI guys have been assigned to figure out what’s going on here. 😎🤡

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Julius_Severus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Matt Walsh is just the least cucked of Ben Shapiro’s retard crew

There are so many better right wing voices out there, like Scott Greer, Vincent James, or Steve Sailer.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who needs voices when you have your own? On the other hand, who can have too many jokes? Sour pusses?

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Julius_Severus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Walsh will let you down

His world view and policy positions are not terribly different from Lindsey Graham’s or Marco Rubio’s

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Power cords were probably invented by some white guy and are therefore racist!

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they were rainbow colored and ribbed, they would belong to Bill Mitchell.

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vitalsine 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you borrow your neighbor's "nooses" please roll them back up and put them where you found them when you are done thanks

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

White power cords!

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whiskey_shitz 0 points ago +1 / -1

Perfect

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TakingCoatsWIN -77 points ago +4 / -81

Matt Walsh is a Bushie neocuck who doesn't like Trump.

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deleted 0 points ago +3 / -3
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Cozette 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love anyone who makes me laugh out loud. The "nEoCoN gRiFtEr" did. You didnt.

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MeinDonald 0 points ago +1 / -1

exhibit A

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Cozette 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oohh nooooo!!! We must do background checks to ensure the ideological purity of someone before posting one of their jokes. We mUsT nOt lAuGh aT jOkEs mAdE bY IMPURES!!!!! Thank you, comrade.

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TakingCoatsWIN -99 points ago +1 / -100

I can tell you're menstruating hard this morning.

This is a Trump site not a neocon globalist Bush site.

Even in your monthly condition you should understand.