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obamagavemeaphone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whoever it is will refuse to cede power for 20+ years just like dictator Merkel

V-FOR-VICTOR 3 points ago +3 / -0

That ugly cunt literally looks like a puppet, look at its mouth kek.

Not to mention Putin controlled her like a puppet.

d_bokk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoever it is, it'll be pro-China because Germany historically can't help themselves but to be on the losing side of global conflicts.

cybertoke 3 points ago +3 / -0

most likely SPD or FDP candidates, both of which are pretty reasonable (ish). especially compared to merkel. Though i voted further right than that. Not necessarily think AFD will win, (New Alternative For Deutschland - patriots that call out globalism, waste, and the destruction of culture + replacement and muslimification) However, its parlementary rule, so every vote does matter. if 30% want the new right? then boom, they get 30% of gov seats etc. Shit will still be cucked and fucked, but pretty much anything is better than merkel and her male clone Laschet.

KrellKrypto 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would make me wet as fuck if the Germans got mad and just started genociding the Muslims raping thier women

Testosteroneape2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some spineless pen pusher.

HanginChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

As bad as she is she's probably stepping down because she wasn't willing to go to the next stage of the plan. Probably a dozen other people lined up willing to go there though.

morememesplz 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's old. Probably got some health issues that's not made public. I've never believed that woman would cede power otherwise.

Mothertrumprr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haydolf Spitzler is running for next Fuhrer. Wonder if he'll be any good 😆

DelectablePastries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter Biden or Hillary Clinton. It will be like the time they handed the wrong envelope to Steve Harvey. “And the winner is insert popular based German here… oh wait nope we just got in that Hunter Biden was born in a German Hospital and now is grand chancellor” edit: they produce the birth certificatedone in crayon and MS paint

V-FOR-VICTOR 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many billions she stole?

Hopefully a group of local refugees visit her

Gooseontheloose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe an Argentinian immigrant, Herr Hilter is running as chancellor for the Socialist Nationalist party.