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laurabranigan1 [S] 151 points ago +154 / -3

There was a pipe that burst in the bathroom by the concession stand

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Snoozebum 52 points ago +53 / -1

Dems: “Let us win or we allow gun toting Bernie bros in the stands again this year.”

Reps: “Ok, but let’s make it obvious that we really won; first.”

Dems: Sigh….”fine”

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deleted 21 points ago +22 / -1
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davidmode 25 points ago +25 / -0

had to count the homeruns at 4am

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Smarmcastic 18 points ago +18 / -0

I heard the game was suspended for a few hours due to clear weather in the 8th inning when the Dems were losing 13-2. Lackluster crowd ..... kinda dead.

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FreedomFan1975 12 points ago +12 / -0

Didn't they tell the crowd to go home in that inning, then come back for the 9th?

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chickeninoven 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, after Ruby Freeman threw a bunch of balls into the stands. Newly discovered home runs.

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Long_time_lurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be worse, last time some leftist terrorist tried to shoot the Republicans there.

Oh wait, sorry, the FBI is telling me that's not really "terrorism" because... uhh... reasons?

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

♫ Gloria ♫

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GrizzlyT55 42 points ago +42 / -0

No chance. That would require Ruby Freeman running the bases when no one is looking. A mild jog would kill her before she reached 2nd base.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 17 points ago +17 / -0

Her fat ass would die of a heart attack before she rounded the turn at 1st

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BoatingAccident 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Rounded”

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OGpsywar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rounding errors is the distraction.

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becky21k1 7 points ago +8 / -1

You're saying the jogger can't jog?

They'd probably ride around them in a golf cart anyways

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bubadmt 4 points ago +6 / -2

Just put up some "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" signs with yellow tape around the bases and watch how fast they'll come.

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AngelMark 27 points ago +27 / -0

The kiddie fuckers play baseball while the rest of the world is imploding due to the kiddie fuckers policies! Fuck them Repubs n Dems! Wastes of skin!

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Grilledpepe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Cuckservatives were stealing their own signs and reporting them back to the commies and it still wasn't enough until that run dump at 4am

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AbrahamLincoln 19 points ago +19 / -0

Dems have more hits than at-bats! Totally normal, nobody look into this further!

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Nomoralcompass89 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look, republicans threw 113 pitches, don't question why the Dems have 127 hits ok.

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GuerillaYourDreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

Because some of the hits were from Hunter’s meth pipe?

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jerrymesa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that was brilliantly funny!

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most transparent boxscore in baseball history

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is just an irreglarity. We don't have anything in the rulebook that officially covers this.

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pursuitoftruth1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

BREAKING - 3 Grand Slams found underneath bench in dugout at 4 in the morning. Democrats win the most legitimate and secure game of baseball ever played.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 11 points ago +11 / -0

country falling apart- ppl losing jobs- inflation on the rise- a full on crap show across the nation- but we have time for BASEBALL GAMES.

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Salacious_B_Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would prefer if these losers played baseball all day instead of enacting more tyranny.

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namaste_trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

were the mail in runs counted yet?

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sustainable_saltmine 5 points ago +5 / -0

what about the ones collected from the drop box? Absentee runs?

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redinmn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Democrats will add up all the running distances between bases till they got tagged and say it adds up to 2 more full home runs. "EVERY STEP COUNTS" you know.

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bubadmt 6 points ago +8 / -2

Also don't forget to count the mail-in home runs that also count.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is no Republicans/Democrat baseball game. It's a Uniparty recreational softball game. Quit with this GOP/Dems verbage. It's all fucking UNIPARTY.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 5 points ago +6 / -1

Republicans playing games with democrats are fraternizing with the enemy and therefore the enemy. They are not friends in any fashion.

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leetnessmonster 6 points ago +6 / -0

yup uniparty, they both have nice houses and trophy wives. They aren't gonna throw that away for the average joe

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Uncle___Rico 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Chuck Schumer's wife is a trophy, that is one game I wouldn't want to win.

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leetnessmonster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look up DC Madam, they got hot side pieces for sure

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chickeninoven 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's more like a troughy.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're playing catcher.

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MrDonaldTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most runs ever.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

STILL COUNTING RUNS

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HighVoltage 4 points ago +4 / -0

These cocksucking worthless low-life motherfuckers going out for a friendly reach-across-the-aisle baseball circle jerk is no different than Nero fiddling while Rome burned.

Our politicians are the most useless, worthless parasites this society has ever produced. Truly they are the parasitic class on a scale we couldn't even begin to wrap our heads around.

And what kind of dumb faggot would post the score of the baseball circle jerk as if it proves any fucking thing at all about the value of the Reprobrate or Dumbass party.

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iirc_life 4 points ago +5 / -1

I see what you did there ...

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tucker won't mention anything about the corking of Dem bats, the greasing of Dem balls (especially female balls) until 6 months after the Dems are announced the winners of the World Series and given the trophy. Then he'll furrow his brows and wag his finger about it to boost ratings. And 90% of people here will talk about how he really burned the Dems down.

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johnfist1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck this game - there's no time for god damn games when the country is collapsing. Fucking worthless shits.

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rubberkidney 3 points ago +3 / -0

republicans reply: "whelp we just have to try harder next time..."

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DeeDay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both Democrats and Republicans deserve a firing squad!

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keepamericagreat102 2 points ago +2 / -0

The country is about to collapse from fucking nazi mandates from the potato puppet fake president, and they are out playing baseball for funsies. Assholes!

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Throwingway22 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hey, look how relatable we are!" Fuck this circus nonsense.

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TG_Sundown 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one gives a fuck about a baseball game between communists and corrupt politicians willing to sell the county out to the communists for quick buck.

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ex67v 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bigger question: Who The Fuck Cares about a congressional baseball game. These Fucks are doing NOTHING to even slow the destruction of our country.

But they've got time to go play a baseball game.

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Jonah_Kyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow, I can't imagine the allies and the Germans playing baseball on Normandy Beach on June 5, 1944...

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are these people playing a freaking sport when the country is going to hell.

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mickusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow... a baseball game.. un fucking real.

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hell_is_empty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elected republicans won't lift a finger to save our country from communism, but at least they are slightly better at sportsball than the communists. Clown world intensifies.

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't say it's the Comment of the year, but that is a brilliant Idea.

A Patriots.win Academy Awards for best comments in various categories.

In my opinion, to my knowledge, the comment of the Year is when the Patriots.win mod called that politician a fag. That was classic.

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B1GF00T 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing a few democrat dingers couldn't fix

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RedDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems are the enemy. They hate us and our way of life and want us subjugated and dead. Repubs are playing softball with them like they never stole the election, like they aren’t actively trying to ruin America and our way of life. Wtf! It’s just one big party of people who are out for themselves.

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finscreenname 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Rep's didn't win yet, there is still mail in runs to count....

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats want to reimagine baseball scoring.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"How Democrats Fortified The Scoreboard"

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Sagfire517 1 point ago +1 / -0

These fucking faggots are playing games while our country crumbles?!?!

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2Fangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every umpire found to be confirmed Chinese spy. Strongly worded letter expected.

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bringbackthe80s 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it would be 21-1. Points, like votes, would magically be adjusted out.

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK! SOMEBODY GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN!

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuck << Doomer

Incase you were wondering how low the cuck is

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry; I don't follow "team sports", but is it safe to assume the players were masked?

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Tendrath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why play games with those commie pieces of shit? They're our actual fucking enemies at this point.

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Sunnybats2 1 point ago +1 / -0

First win for GOP in a long long time

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EdmondDantesDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone explain the context to a fellow Pede? Is this a reference to the election fixing?

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laurabranigan1 [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

Trump was winning when they stopped counting and everyone went to bed. Biden was miraculously ahead by just enough to win in every state when people woke up

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EdmondDantesDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks fellow Pede!

Praise KEK

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gunteh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank G-d we didn't have to hear about this stupid stuff when Trump was POTUS. The MSM was too busy with TDS to talk about "unity" or whatever the f* that means.

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PhantomShield72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incorrect - it would take 3 weeks and a requirement to accept points compiled well after the game was over and were received from sketchy sources at 3am. Oh, and a dude covering up the recount room with a large posterboard. Pretty standard, really...

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad you don't work as hard defeating the Democrats when you're sitting in the House and the Senate.

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes. We get tyranny, they get to play ball. We get endless taxes, they get endless raises. "We're in this together!" - every backstabbing POS in office.

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! good one dude.

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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

That deserves Top Kek flair

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

13-12 is DC Speak for “we worked together to reach this outcome”

They bullshit collude even when playing a showpiece game.