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Um, Based? (media.patriots.win) ⚠️  HIGH ENERGY  ⚠️
posted ago by MooseOperator ago by MooseOperator +3846 / -1
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NakaTrash 403 points ago +403 / -0

One of us! :meme:

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deleted 88 points ago +88 / -0
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MagicBanana 96 points ago +96 / -0

Stop me if you've heard this one before.

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MauserShooter 26 points ago +27 / -1

Unironically yes

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NavyGuy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Keep going... I'm almost there.

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Thwok 8 points ago +8 / -0

KEK!

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CarbonMan -2 points ago +3 / -5

Putin is almost as bad BIden. Fuck him

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Nomoralcompass89 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Don't come."

It works for me, some of the time, everytime.

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Uhtred92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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Dudemanfoo 31 points ago +31 / -0

OOOHHHH I HOPE THIS HAS A HAPPY ENDING...

like an ENDING to the commie bastard on the helicopter...

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ModernKnight 30 points ago +30 / -0

I don't want to spoil too much, but I can tell you there's a good commie at the end of it.

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Earlie 29 points ago +29 / -0

But, the only good commie is a-

oooooooh I see what you did there.

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Thwok 7 points ago +7 / -0

I knew I loved this guy!

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Whimpy13 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rainbow coloured splash pattern?

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only six colors, not the full seven.

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's the difference between six or seven colors in a rainbow?

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ModernKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

The real rainbow, the natural rainbow, has seven colors to it. The rainbow used for the degenerate pride flag only has six colors to it- a perversion of what is natural.

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Towelie 3 points ago +3 / -0

A rainbow with six colors (generic purple) has not yet cut their dick off. You gotta go all the way to truly understand the difference between indigo and violet. It’s the precipice of trannyism; the black belt of faggotdom.

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FollowTheVOTEmasks 6 points ago +6 / -0

A rainbow mist.

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Shinydenim 17 points ago +17 / -0

He complied because he was reminded of his low social credit score

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MrSir 14 points ago +14 / -0

The other day..

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anon09 37 points ago +37 / -0

he's a pede!

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rainyday1234 30 points ago +34 / -4

BASED OVERLOAD

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F_O_H 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m laughing because I read the tweet before I read the PDW caption. I said “based” out loud and then read the post text

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ColonelKlink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like my kind of guy.

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Whoopies_tds 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except he uses FBI Facebook WhatsApp but otherwise seems like one of us

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Induceddrag 4 points ago +4 / -0

The difference in the two platforms is at the group chat level.

On WhatsApp the group key is stored on the server, meaning Zuckerberg has access to all those conversations.

On Signal all keys, group and person to person, are only kept on member devices.

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Induceddrag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I started using WhatsApp in a group from my agency deployed to PR for Hurricane Maria. It seemed like a reliable way of broadcasting to a big group what we were all doing and where we were in a very bandwidth limited environment. Soon after that I noticed that my technical conversations were affecting ad traffic on FB, so I started looking for an alternative. I moved my group to Signal. I had other work colleagues still using WhatsApp when the government told people to stop that. They finally listened and went to Signal for that traffic. When COVID shutdowns hit the same managers called me on a Friday night saying we had to get everybody on Zoom 🤦‍♂️. This was despite our component having a contract with Cisco WebEx. We never went to Zoom.

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ChuckedBeef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes the woke ass media thinks they are going to shame him with this but they are doing just the opposite. They are shaming themselves.

The woke generation have become what they always hated.. Now they are like overbearing extremely devout religious zealots who they hate so much. The church of wokeness.

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OldGreg 270 points ago +271 / -1

Their biggest problem was with the fag jokes. Fags.

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jealousminarchist 104 points ago +104 / -0

I'm brazilian and I can tell you what the "fag joke" was.

There is this male musician who said "I've given* three times and that does not make me gay."

* brazilian slang for "being penetrated".

Bolsonaro sent to his list the link to that interview with the joke "See, up until 3 times is okay."

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trump_choo_choo 46 points ago +46 / -0

Hahaha that's awesome. Totally the kind of crap my buddies say or even my coworkers sometimes at work. lol

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Litterboxer1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Freud would like a word with you...

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Bobsyeruncle 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I could upvote this more I would :)

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try this one, I came up with it the other day.

What do you get if you throw gay guys in a rock chipper?

Fruity Pebbles.

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Litterboxer1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's only gay if you get hard

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's only gay if balls touch...three times.

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Bobsyeruncle 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's only gay if you look down.

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NotAPuma 34 points ago +34 / -0

Bolsonaro for most Based President?

Orange Man needs to make more "homophobic" jokes, lmao.

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smackdownfletch 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Grab em by the man pussy"

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NotAPuma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grab em Fags by the Queer Beards!

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80960KA 23 points ago +24 / -1

You can kinda make the argument that like if you pitched for the homo team 3 times out of like 100 women you bonked you're not really gay.

But as soon as you catch, nigga....you gay. Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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Friendly_B 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now we know that you can just take Ivermectin and be straight again I guess.

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Eleutherian 11 points ago +11 / -0

I like the bridge builder joke: "What do you call a guy that builds bridges 365 days out of the year?" - "A bridge builder."; "What do you call a guy that sucks cock 1 day out of the year?" - "A cock sucker."

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fusreedah 7 points ago +7 / -0

How is that even homophobic?

The other thing that he was apparently criticised for:

Messages sent from the same number also include homophobic jokes. On Monday, for example, he mocked himself by sharing content that shows people who are apparently protesting for the rights of the LGBT community burning a Brazilian flag.

I mean, what? It was a photo of a real thing.

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jealousminarchist 5 points ago +5 / -0

They got a week's worth of messages. The "joke" is the one I wrote. This other one you mention is a criticism of people sporting LGBT flags while burning brazilian flags.

Neither are really homophobic.

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fusreedah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah mate I was agreeing with you.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 93 points ago +95 / -2

at least they recognize they are funny

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HuntersCrackDealinHo 68 points ago +68 / -0

Smoke'm if you gottem.

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OldGreg 21 points ago +21 / -0

I’m smoking’ one right now.

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Barack-Obama2 26 points ago +26 / -0

I’ve got one way down my throat.

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NavyGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

🤣

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Old Greg! I was just thinking about you the other day!

https://youtu.be/4LZo9ugJTWQ

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OldGreg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whatcha doin’ in m’ watahs?

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BloodElfSupporter 50 points ago +50 / -0

I’m Asian and gay and I welcome their racial and homophobic slurs. At this point I’d rather want hate speech than censored speech

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BloodElfSupporter 23 points ago +23 / -0

Thanks man!

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Salt-N-Pepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Cream of Sum Yung Gai

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OldGreg 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean, a joke’s a joke, right? If there’s hate behind it, that’s just someone or a group to avoid.

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fusreedah 8 points ago +8 / -0

You might be disappointed. Read the texts, they're absolutely nothing.

This was the apparently anti-Asian slur:

"Lula (former socialist president Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva) has been corrupted to lie to the world that China is an example."

The video, divided in two, shows the leader of the Workers’ Party (PT) stating that the Asian giant is “An example of development for the world” and, at the same time, to dead dogs that are sold as food, as well as a child beaten by an alleged teacher inside the classroom.

That's it.

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TDCRedpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds American to me.

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Taliesin 1 point ago +1 / -0

If there is no actual hatred, then how is it 'hate speech?'

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80960KA 29 points ago +29 / -0

Faggotry is practically the state religion of the west. Even the race bait stuff usually has a huge faggot component. BLM is dykes, showbiz is full of fags like Don Lemonparty. Wasn't Saint George Kirby in a gay porno?

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OldGreg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wouldn’t know about Saint Fentanyl.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

The US is literally flying the rainbow flag on all of its embassies abroad in flagrant violation of international conventions that stipulate that only the national flag may be flown.

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DJT_JR6544 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sounds abour right. 🤮

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The_Kuru 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's true until someone claims to have watched it and makes a case against it.

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J_Comey_is_a_Weasel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iirc can be found with the seach "big floyd + Kimberly brinks"

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Faggot as in gay, or faggot as in annoying bitch asses

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80960KA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sodomites, although one goes hand in hand with the other.

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Pepe_Maximus 206 points ago +206 / -0

This is supposed to damage him? Hahaha based AF!

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Farage_massage 69 points ago +69 / -0

Just when you thought you couldn’t like him more...

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tabularasa_556 56 points ago +56 / -0

The only way I could like him more is if he endorsed Pinochet in public

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tabularasa_556 22 points ago +22 / -0

Fuck, how do we get politicians like that

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SordidPontification 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not having fake elections for one...

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DonAlejoGarzaTamez 5 points ago +5 / -0

GET THE COMMIES TO THE CHOPPA!

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Donald_Gear_Solid 13 points ago +13 / -0

Shows up to a msm interview dressed like Pinochet making helicopter 🚁 sounds.

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Logan_Viking 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does anybody have good book recommendations on Pinochet? Preferably something straight factual/historical without making moral judgements.

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TruthyBrat 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a really good question.

To have a go at it, I tried this search:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=Pinochet

And came up with this:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3700366/posts?page=18#18

The articles in the first search will give you some good reading on the subject.

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Logan_Viking 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, that book in the second link sounds very good. And when I get some time, I'll try to go through some of the articles.

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The_Permanator 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ikr? Reading this made me into the Vince McMahon meme when he's getting progressively more excited.

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dizzle_izzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I swear I felt the same way. Like the smile on my face grew with each word.

At the end my eyes were wide and all I could think is "goddamn I love that guy"

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magachudd 9 points ago +9 / -0

He just went up 50 points in the US

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MastaJoda 8 points ago +8 / -0

No shit... This could’ve been a detailed list of my message history!

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Conservativechick 90 points ago +91 / -1

He's probably a contributor with 100K updoots.

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Based_in_Space 30 points ago +30 / -0

Yeah he must be on here

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MAGA_mantis 14 points ago +14 / -0

How do I check my updoots?

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DJT_JR6544 10 points ago +10 / -0

Change to desktop mode and click on your name

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MAGA_mantis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks pede

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Donald_Gear_Solid 5 points ago +5 / -0

15k commment score impressive size.

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very lengthy.

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DJT_JR6544 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now we just gotta get those numbers up!

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Nomoralcompass89 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive also found on cell phones, click your user name to go to your profile, then turn the phone sideways so the screen rotates.

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ModernDayMao 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can also go to great awakening.win and see on mobile that’s all that page is good for now.

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok thanks lol.

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based_ace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I'd argue that one is more based and up to date than this .win board

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pelosis_liver 2 points ago +2 / -0

On mobile, go to your profile from the menu (the same way that you would see your comment history), then click the search icon up top. It will take you to a “sidebar page” that shows your stats. You can see others stats in the same way. Click on their username, when at the comment history, select the search icon. I hope that helps someone.

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worked perfectly thanks.

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Justlooking250 4 points ago +4 / -0

DoNt ShAkE hAnDs YoUlL sPrEaD cOvId , SoCiAl DiStAnCe. NeW nOrMaL

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pelosis_liver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he’s the one who downdooted you for underestimating his updoots?

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Helmerj 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s been rumored that he is in fact u/BolsackGnargnar

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lurker4 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of us!!?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 111 points ago +111 / -0

Bolsonaro sounds like a cool guy to hang out with. I bet he's funny af.

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bill_in_texas 66 points ago +66 / -0

If we could swap leaders with Brazil, I'd be willing to learn Portuguese.

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CoyoteTan 26 points ago +26 / -0

We might all have to flee there

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Mothertrumprr 18 points ago +18 / -0

At least we know he's down with helicopter rides for commies if we have to

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CoyoteTan 10 points ago +10 / -0

When

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Mothertrumprr 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's what I'm wondering

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THELEADERSOFMEN 17 points ago +17 / -0

I kinda feel like we’re living in Brazil, the movie. Does that count?

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80960KA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Brazil x Idiocracy x Demolition Man

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clownworld30330 8 points ago +8 / -0

== 🤡🌎

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Neonentity 10 points ago +10 / -0

Great. Now I’ve got that theme song stuck in my head.

Braziiiillllll….

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Crlsniper 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish, got a couple of online friends from Brazil, wanted to reach through the screen to start shaking one when he had discord meltdown on how horrible he’s got it under this guy.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hue HueHue Hue Hue hue...

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Whosaidwhatnow 74 points ago +74 / -0

Politically incorrect jokes are bad, but forcing experimental gene therapies on people is good. These people are beyond twisted.

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wethedownvoted 29 points ago +29 / -0

cutting people's dicks off 💤😴

fag jokes 👀🚨

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DisbandTheCIA 49 points ago +49 / -0

Bolsonaro and Putin doing amazing PR work. I'm not even mad. If their brand is "fuck globohomo NWO" then I'm buyin.

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forth2win 48 points ago +48 / -0

Probably, but he's a politician and would never admit it. I'm waiting for a politician to come out and say flat, "I'M BASED AS HELL AND I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE."

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DJT_JR6544 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lesbopregnancyscare is such a great name. Hahahhahaha I love this place!

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Mothertrumprr 7 points ago +7 / -0

🇵🇱

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dizzle_izzle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude I had someone ask me the other day "are you homophobic? (My wife has a fucking weird female cousin who married a women who then decided to be a man and then they lived off the government and lied about a ton of shit to get basicst free education, for the wife that thinks she's a dude to go to school and be a psychologist. For children. PS they're both fat and diabetic and disgusting AF.

Whenever they're around I stay quiet and usually leave.

Someone noticed and asked me.

Honestly "yes. I am. And while we're having this discussion I'm a little racist too."

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Shmioighan 29 points ago +29 / -0

Say what you want about Pinochet, but 400 half-a-helicopter rides later and Chile is no Venezuela.

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clownworld30330 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hmmm, check again. Today's Chile is not Pinochet's anymore.

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Mooseface 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, full of leftists now.

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swift_water 29 points ago +29 / -0

Super based.

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PunishedSnek 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's got soul, and he's super based

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GhostPepperedLabia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nikki... is that you?

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Mintap 22 points ago +22 / -0

They won't share screenshots of the actual "offenses" because this is what they supposedly are:

"Bolsonaro sent a video in which the musician Rogério Skylab tells that he had homosexual relations without considering himself gay. 'I’ve already done it three times, but I’m straight,' said the artist. The president completed: 'Up to three times you can.'"

That is supposed to be a scary homophobic joke?!?

And his scary anti-vax conspiracy theory was: “Risks – it is necessary to investigate! Young people are dying of cardiac arrest."

Those would hardly be upvoted here.

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GenesisFiveTwo 22 points ago +22 / -0

I have a Brazilian friend who went to visit family two years ago. He brought me a bolsonaro shirt from Brazil. I wear it with pride and it’s one of my favorite shirts.

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Area82 17 points ago +17 / -0

I don't see a problem.

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BabbleRabble 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hey - Anyone heard that joke about the fag commie chink getting a free helicopter ride?

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SharpCookie 16 points ago +16 / -0

I like Bolsonaro even more now

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slag 16 points ago +16 / -0

Apparently Mr. Bolsonaro also watches something called the Gorilla Channel...

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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user20461 14 points ago +14 / -0

Leftists need to stop pretending that their opinions matter to us. This is /ourguy/.

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Mintap 12 points ago +13 / -1

Facebook owns WhatsApp. Facebook leaked them.

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HeadHoncho 12 points ago +12 / -0

On no, did a south american country break free of the CIA's little puppet strings?

Time to try to ruin him!

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militantnationalist6 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is no such thing as "facist dictator Pinochet". He STEPPED DOWN in 1990, dictators don't step down, they're fucking lying to you.

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RachetQueen2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. /pol/ had a great rundown of him and that was the one thing that stood out to me. He stepped down. True dictators stay until they are dead or the palace walls are being breached.

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Singingthebattlecry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spoke to a Chilean earlier, never heard of Pinochet being called a Neo-fascist.

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brassmule 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did he run out of helicopter fuel?

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unred 11 points ago +11 / -0

That dude is awesome

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CommietownUSA 11 points ago +11 / -0

My man. 🚁🚁🚁 rides for all these commies.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 10 points ago +10 / -0

I remember when it was fun to laugh at fag jokes

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

It still is fun.

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RachetQueen2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can I get in on his Whatsapp group?? 1🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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MsAnthropic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol - I love it when the left think stuff makes someone look bad when it reality it makes them look better 😂

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Homophobic," "racist," "conspiracy," "neofascist." Put as many labels as you want in there. It doesn't make him any less based.

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mshecubis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most efficient political campaign in history.

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

BRB, moving to Brazil

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TKAdams 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pinochet wasn't a fascist. He hired the "Chicago Boys" to design the Chilean economy.

They were as free market as they come. Libertarian, even.

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Gildoom 7 points ago +7 / -0

So to recap, in private he is who he portrays in public.

TAKE A LESSON GOP TARDS

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Mothertrumprr 7 points ago +7 / -0

What I find funny the most is the fact they're calling him out for racist slurs against the Chinese. Meanwhile the Chinese call white people, white monkeys and that's fine 😆

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Maga2020Maga2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

They sure do love hiring those 'white monkeys' to be the public facing person in their shitty companies though.

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Mooseface 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also call us the whites. Can we call them the yellows. After all, we have blacks and browns.

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RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also hate black people and make no bones about it

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Salt_n_Pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I sure do love me a good chink joke!

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Pickinpox 6 points ago +6 / -0

You feer RUCKY pink?

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Salt_n_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah sha sha sha sha sha!

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MarcusAurelius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop, we can only like the guy so much.

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Mintap 6 points ago +6 / -0

He sounds normal.

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ineX0r2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can he be president of two countries at once? Obama was a Kenyan so let's get our turn.

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CanadianTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

He is 100% on here.

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_spacemanspiff 6 points ago +6 / -0

Umm hello? Based department?

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BlueBear 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need more men like this.

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RobinNet 6 points ago +6 / -0

So- a regular guy. Umkay.

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lordvon 6 points ago +6 / -0

sounds like patriots.win to me

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Rerun1Central 6 points ago +6 / -0

sounds like everyone I know

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bolsonaro is so base, they use him to clean up acid spills

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SenorWhyMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

he sounds like me and many other Latinos

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew Jair lurked here.

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LibertySmiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

One

Of

Us.

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GenadderallPatton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based af Fren! 🤗

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Bernier4Canada 5 points ago +5 / -0

This just in, president of Brazil is normal person

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SHILL_DETECTOR 4 points ago +5 / -1

hero