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GoldenEarz 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's how it "works" in Canadastan. Except only left-leaning journalists who support turdeau get the $$$, those on the right are shut out.

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4thWay 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's how it'll work here too, take that to the bank.

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dmwinz2727 18 points ago +19 / -1

How do you become a Journalist? Asking for a friend.

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WassermanSchultz 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah no shit. I'll get a laser printer tomorrow and start printing random comments from TD. Where do I collect the $50k from?

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

You gotta send your application fee of $350 first in order to be eligible. Send to Happy Dude, I will PM my-- I mean the address to the office. If you want we can expedite your application (extra $200) but our computers are down so we only take iTunes gift cards.

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AgentGTO 4 points ago +4 / -0

FAKE! No one takes iTunes gift cards. Gotta get with the times old man, it's Amazon gift cards now.

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ShyRipley 4 points ago +4 / -0

I identify as a Journalist!!!

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Throwmeaway1235 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m a passive amateur professional journalist freelancing as an IT engineer. Asking for myself.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rrrrreeeeeeeeee- how dare you assume my profession? You professionicists! I am a pansecondary passive telepathic unicorn journalist with humanlike attributes that identifies as real fake news. I'll have you know I speak with my herd every day in my head, and sometimes they even talk back. Rrrreeeee!

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SilentGuardian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly this. We're all journalists now.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at me I am the journalist now.

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General_Specific 1 point ago +1 / -0

That will never get old. kills me evert time and i picture thise buggy eyes 🤣

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PresidentBidet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Consume nothing but soy until you sound like a lispy queer.

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benfordslaw [S] 9 points ago +11 / -2

If Democrats Manchin and Sinema hold strong, this corrupt shit won't pass.

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JCox 15 points ago +15 / -0

They’re waiting for their own gibs to be added

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Brellin 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're just waiting for their own kick backs. Make no mistake those two are just as bad as the rest, they're just posturing because they're worried that given the area they're in they might get voted out if they're too obvious about the anti-america agenda they have. Not sure why to be honest given that it's already been shown that they can cheat elections without consequences.

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DRKMSTR 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's so much worse.

This gives the government LEGAL precedent to DEFINE APPROVED JOURNALISTS.

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Endprism 6 points ago +6 / -0

Paid propagandists

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Trilby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whatever is the basis for that????????? Clothing allowance? Hair cream?

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benfordslaw [S] 12 points ago +14 / -2

The basis is to support print journalism, as their revenue has been declining as readership plummets.

It's declining because they're shit at what they do and are leftist ideologues.

But yeah, the free market is wrong and government knows best.

This collusion between government and media is as authoritarian as it gets.

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Trilby 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess they expect these journos to remember it was the Dims who staked them.

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Redpillmachine 3 points ago +3 / -0

They already paid off tick tockers, sports stars and musicians to make covid statements. MSM is already locked down, so with this that would be total control over every facet of media .

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BasedITGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

So now they want State-run journalism. What could go wrong?

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praying71 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Functionally this program works as a subsidy for publishers."

Preparing for the further audience loss?

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Account 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool you'll be able to buy 2 loaves of bread with it!

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paddleboard 3 points ago +4 / -1

The next De-platforming statement 'DEEP STATE Journalists bribed 50k to tow the line'

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

I identify as a journalist.

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communist Canada.

Look at Canada to see the plan in action, of how to kill off a nation's citizens, and make them pay for it too.

Moron Trudeau hands out over half a billion dollars to "independent" "journalists" every year.

That is on top of the billion plus to his/her corrupt CBC.

$600M in federal funding for media

How Trudeau bought the media. The overwhelming bulk of Canada's media is bought, and paid for, by the federal government. In particular, by the Liberal Party which has extended generous taxpayer subsidies to outlets that comply with its diktats. In its 2019 budget, the federal government rolled out nearly $600 million

If the sick and evil media can sit next to a stage today and pretend they are at the White House while a puppet gets some sort of injection, when they are paid taxpayer money as well to push the narrative they will be even more evil and lying.

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patriotswinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bernie Sanders and the Democrats’ partisan reconciliation package is a mountain of wasteful spending designed to line the pockets of their political allies at the expense of American taxpayers.

Even Bernie is sick of their shit.

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GreyKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did it specify to be paid in silver, as well...?

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jessejames 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes I am a journalist too.

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Sylvester1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

State run media in plain sight.

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Journalists have to get their kickback for pushing Democrat propaganda and slandering the dissenters.

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Krat 2 points ago +2 / -0

As if we had free speech anyways.

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astral-cracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ima journalist now

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JoeSlidinsNose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like I'm in the newspaper business now, boys.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

That seems like bribery... 🤔

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General_Specific 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys... let's start a journalism pool. We can spend the first couple months shilling for the left and suddenly retract EVERY article we wrote. Then make some money and reinvest it in helping others join.

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Archdukeofevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's tripling thier pay!

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

So journalists intend to take a bite out of political waffling and corruption will now be government lao dogs never to bite the hand which feeds them....on our tax dollars. Government-sponsored journalism equals propaganda ministry!

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

That settles it: I are a jurnalist now!