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greatfeatures4u 61 points ago +61 / -0

Looks like clear air turbulence. Cancel all flights.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Wind Shear is a killer

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Redneckathon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you survive the night in your basement? Literally shaking?

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly no basement, just a crawl space. . .

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Redneckathon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Terrifying. Looks like today is shaping up to be another dangerously clear day. Hopefully you're stocked up on water and of course, if you're an airline worker, you should probably not go in. Instead try to stock up on fish at the local lake.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bringing home another trailer-load of wood to split for next winter. Gotta stock up!

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rainyday1234 25 points ago +26 / -1

CLEAR SKY WARNING IN EFFECT!

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FreeFire 14 points ago +14 / -0

Har Har Har!! Quick! Everybody get inside!

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rainyday1234 11 points ago +12 / -1

OMG! DID YOU SEE THE LIGHTNING!? HOW SCARY!? RUN!!! CANCEL ALL FLIGHTS NOW!! SUPER DANGEROUS STORM!!

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Ifeargovtmorethan 10 points ago +10 / -0

No refunds....clearly weather related

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lordvon 29 points ago +29 / -0

you better go inside before you die

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

I already died when Net Neutrality was repealed.

So I’m good, but thanks for looking out 🤣👍

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Big-E 10 points ago +10 / -0

Net neutrality was a disaster.

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SecondProtectsFirst 7 points ago +7 / -0

You didn’t miss much, I died in WW3 after Trump killed Solemani. It didn’t seem like much longer after that.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry to hear that. I wonder what else we are missing out on? 🤣

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

::sniff:: When Nuclear Winter came...is when...I...diiiiieeeedddd!

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

But keep the masks on! And double face shields. You never know when a racist hurricane is gonna come through and infect you with COVID.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hide yo wife, hide yo kids

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

🎶 Cuz they vaxxin everyone out there. You don't have to come and get jabbed, we looking for you, we Gon find you, we Gon find you 🎶

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Sybill 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes, they will inject your food next or deprive you of it without your 'Gold Star'

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rainyday1234 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kek.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're in a cLiMaTe CrIsIs and a PaNdEmIc at the same time bigot!

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

wow u r so racist for not mentioning systemic racism too. im reporting you to the gulag

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

And for God's sake, wear a mask while doing so!

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journalist 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stay safe Pede, looks like you are in for a doozy.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

PG&E would shut your power off for this kind of weather. They're doing it for me tomorrow morning. So I'll fire up my diesel generator and smog up this motherfucker.

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TheDonWon 13 points ago +13 / -0

A-symptomatic super weather strikes again

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OldGreg 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don’t die out there, fren!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I already LITERALLY DIED when the gummint shut down last time, so I’m good,fren! 😂👍

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OldGreg 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had good feels at the time, NGL!

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Big-E 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think God himself is trolling the drive-by media now.

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Snoman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Invisible Tornadoes, climate change

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PromiseImNotASpook 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t give them ideas!

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Snoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re way ahead of all of us, but I got ya.

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nickybops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Im literally shaking right now

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

We get minor earthquakes here occasionally, too

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nickybops 6 points ago +6 / -0

IM SHAKING SO HARD NOW OMG

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe you shouldn’t drink Covfefe after 7pm?

🤣😂🤣😂

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CL1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

the weather Is a bigger threat to our democracy than Russiagate

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're shaking more than those trees, anyway.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 6 points ago +6 / -0

That weather has some white privilege.

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Pleepleus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dang trees blocking out the sky again.

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projectako 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's because Harris wants the skies free so kids can fly into space and see moon craters in person.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala is all about gaping holes. . .

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rainyday1234 2 points ago +3 / -1

cackles in background

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've heard tell that sky blue is the toughest color to fly through.

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BobDolesBanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

No chemtrails!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for the sticky, Mods!!!!👍

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PatriotsFTW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Central NC mate here . Cheers from [email protected]@@ fuck coopoer blooper governor fag. GO Mark Robinson!

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weebrian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, neighbor.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hiya Neighbor!!!! Greetings from Franklin! Robinson for Governor!

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the most foolhardy pilot would try to fly in something like this!

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WhatevaIDoWhatIWant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let them know you are pissed! No valid email necessary!

https://community.southwest.com/t5/Travel-Policies/bd-p/general_travel

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findthewarmspot 2 points ago +2 / -0

No rain in my area of FL since Friday...

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see the leaves on those trees are hanging on for dear life.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

By next week the backpack blower will be getting a workout

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SquirtAlert 2 points ago +2 / -0

God's country

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LibtardJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weather is so bad. I can't breave......

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

We did have a quick system rip through Illinois this morning. Kind of screwed up the beef stew festival for a bit. But mostly nice then on, the skydivers were out all day.

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PresidentBidet 2 points ago +2 / -0

The media is so full of shit.

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scooternutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Jax and I haven't seen a plane all day.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, you ARE in the hotbed of defiance right now, so. . . Yeah

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Lower 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a tornado? Maybe a Sharknado? I hear it's that season!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

BlackWalnutNado

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MexBrodie73 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the sky falling still

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY SHIT. OP GET INSIDE. THE COVID IS COMING TOWARDS YOU. ITS AIRBORNE. RUN

it might be too late for op, RIP

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries - I’m already LITERALLY DEAD from the repeal of Net Neutrality. S’all good 😂🤣👍🤣

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Ruzzty 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s expected to last thru flu season.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also known as “was able to fly” season??

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +2 / -0

It Horrendous! Cataclysmic! Dog and Cats flying together! AGGGGGHHH!

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Oldasdirtmarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

After a week of rain it has been absolutely gorgeous here in WNC! My husband is a corporate jet pilot and he has been flying his butt off all week. Not sure if it's because of all the stupid crap going on with the airlines but he gets paid extra once he goes over 12 hours of flight time on a tour so he's happy.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hiya Neighbor! We are just down the road from 1A5 😎

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physicscat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve missed something. ???

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EagleOverTriumph 3 points ago +3 / -0

Southwest airlines did a COVID vaccine mandate for their pilots, a bunch of them walked out or stood their ground on not getting jabbed. None of the lamestream media is reporting on it honestly.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to do the “Confused Gandalf” meme or you will get 19 demerits and a corner torn off your MAGA Card. . .

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inb4 Biden displays sharpie drawn weather models.

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JuanTitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, but the mosquitoes are blocking all air traffic lanes, making landing all but impossible.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best thing about the end of summer. . . GOODBY BLOODSUCKERS!!!!!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious

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SirJiub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ground the fleet. Sky is too blue!

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Photoncounter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very sorry to hear this! Are you and your family safe? Do you need the rest of the USA to donate suntan lotion so you don’t get burned?

Oh, the horrors of the weather! Our weather has been increasingly severe since we (supposedly) went to the Moon and kicked up all that dust.

Good luck, fren.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for your kind thoughts!

Send more bourbon 😎👍

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Win_or_Die 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow the clear air turbulence is horrific. Not a plane can fly it's so bad.

I sure hope you guys have a storm cellar.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Storm cellar . . . Wine cellar. . . Interchangeable , no?

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Win_or_Die 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why they bottle it in glass, so the foam will be preserved in event of breakage due to a tornado sucking the cellar out of the ground.

Those in proximity to the foam will be saved by the forgiving physical presence of it, and -

wounds will be self-sterilizing if any do occur, because of the alcohol.

At least that's what the brochure for mine says,

and I trust the professionals on this kinda thing.

Especially when i've been living on wine for two weeks, in the dark.

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Annpi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not even a cloud in the sky in my location...

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YN31964 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala is flying high, as usual.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or is she “blowing” in the wind?

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mylittleredpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

That weather looks so horrible, you should sit outside around a fire pit and have a beer or two and wait for it to blow over.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spent the last three hours splitting and stacking firewood, having adult beverages now. . .

Is that close enough?

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mylittleredpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good enough, hope do be doing the same thing here this coming weekend.

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holliday50 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unbelievable that they even attempt this lie. I fly in Microsoft Flight Simulator every day, working on a world tour in the Spitfire using live weather and can only fly VFR conditions. I was grounded in Ottawa for 3 days waiting for weather to break to get to Massachusetts, then another day waiting to get to New Jersey. After that I barely made it to Pennsylvania last night as thunderstorms hit. Then I check weather today and could have literally flown to California in VFR conditions...absolutely no problem at all. And these airliners fly IFR and really require some piss poor weather to cancel flights. That, and obviously a weather issue would have impacted all airliners, not just one company. Imagine thinking people can fly about in their Cessna in VFR, but a bunch of 737s have to be grounded. Just insane really

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LetsGoFishing 1 point ago +1 / -0

The pilots aren't chanting FUCK YOU, BIDEN, they are chanting LETS GO FLYIN!

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Sybill 0 points ago +1 / -1

What the [email protected]

Seriously ????

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Sybill 0 points ago +1 / -1

Seriously, it's been raining like a b .

Weather is gorgeous, no wind or rain. Ive flown a few times. This is perfect weather , at least on the ground. Maybe there is something I'm missing 🤔