2392
ITS A CULT (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Sheprecon31 ago by Sheprecon31 +2396 / -4
Comments (192)
sorted by:
287
Helena 287 points ago +289 / -2

Could be wrong, but this strikes me as a group who is being absurd to point out the absurd.

133
IAbsolutelyDare 133 points ago +134 / -1

What difference, at this point, does it make?

64
BlitheringIdiot 64 points ago +65 / -1

Hilldawg with the kill shot.

37
BillionsAndBillions 37 points ago +37 / -0

We came. We saw. He died.

[witch cackling]

12
Oskar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Two to the back of the head, by your own hand.

19
PhantomShield72 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hillary pulled the hot sauce out of her purse on that one...

10
AmericaFloats 10 points ago +10 / -0

pull out the wrong bottle there and you'll have her spinning like she's about to board a blackedout meatwagon

3
coiffuse 3 points ago +3 / -0

bwahahahahahhah fucking brilliant

3
howabsolutelydareyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

How absolutely dare you

1
IAbsolutelyDare 1 point ago +1 / -0

¡Dareception!

76
MandAR15lorian 76 points ago +76 / -0

The left is impossible to satirize because no matter how absurd you act, there are always leftists who really are already that insane and the rest are close behind.

21
TheFountainhead 21 points ago +21 / -0

Leftism is a mental disorder.

9
8
FerkenBlerkin 8 points ago +8 / -0

"we need to eat the babies." I had it as a ring tone for a while. It turned out that the girl was pranking AOC. It was a glorious prank

6
TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was especially glorious because even when she suggested eating the babies, several people there demanded that others stifle their gasps of horror so that she could continue speaking. They seemed genuinely interested in hearing more about eating babies.

2
FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's nuts when you think about it is, Alex's response "we need to hit net zero within several years..." is actually more nonsensical than eating babies to control the population

4
residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love it. "All of you, you're a pollutant!"

4
think_for_yourselves 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is so true. The fact we don't know about this photo proves that. It very well could be true, I seriously can't tell

23
jomten 23 points ago +23 / -0

The sign of a good troll is it could honestly be legit.

18
DonJr2024 18 points ago +19 / -1

Yes. And the fact that we have to comment on it tells you how fucked we are.

16
evenbiggerchubbys 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m not so sure. Now that these people have brain slugs and nano bots running through their heads they can no longer think rationally. I’ve heard similar shit from jabbed co-workers. They have turned mean since their jabs. Hopefully you are correct that they are just pointing out how ridiculous things are but I’m doubting it.

5
JuneofOz17 5 points ago +5 / -0

When folks start doubting themselves they get mean and nasty. They have no arguments left to justify their side ...... I feel sorry for the vaxxed. They have to worry about side effects. We, the unvaxxed, only have to worry about what to fix for supper.......

4
evenbiggerchubbys 4 points ago +4 / -0

And where to find a new job unfortunately.

1
J0shua 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. You have to worry when they’ll have armed guards who will demand you take the mark or you can’t buy food for your children. We’re in late stage rome with Weimar style shit politics, economy, and society.

1
Klown_Schwab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Karen Kingston Dr Robert Young Those Austrian scientists

😐

I'm not saying it's DEFINITELY mind control nano tech... but we're in bizarro science fiction land already who the hell knows

2
evenbiggerchubbys 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s 2 hours but it is extremely important. If you skip to 1hr 19 minutes you will see dark light microscopy that shows sharp objects that move on their own

2
evenbiggerchubbys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is a group of German Pathologists that have found “unexplained phenomena” in the vials that they tested.

There are things they found that move on their own.

https://odysee.com/@en:a5/PK_Tot-durch-Impfung_english:a

2
Klown_Schwab 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah I saw that already.

crazy how zERO MSM outlets reported it

103
Mintap 103 points ago +105 / -2

Looks like a false flag, but accurate depiction of the branch Covidians.

50
JasonX31 50 points ago +51 / -1

Yeah. Somebody on our side being cute.

20
Triple_Jabrony 20 points ago +21 / -1

Its not a false flag. Theyre trying to wake the morons up. I do a similar thing here and just get downvoted and called a glowie because most ppl here are too stupid to understand.

13
Mintap 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah, maybe "false flag" is the wrong term. They are satirists.

5
Triple_Jabrony 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea youre right except it cant be called satire if its true :(

4
Junkevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

This phenomenon is known as poes law.

3
Rageofpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to becareful where they do that because someone might take that as a threat. Some people don’t take threats lightly and may do something rash

4
Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure, art is dangerous.

1
AlFreeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like that is more of an insult to the Branch Davidians.

46
Alpha_Lemming 46 points ago +49 / -3

Remember shit like this when it's time to pull the trigger.

Ordinarily a civilized man should and would find the concept of putting another person down repugnant.

There is no dishonor in killing those who seek to kill you and take your children. It is duty.

22
JuicyfearsMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Enforcing the penalty for treason needs to be made legal.

13
Pepega 13 points ago +14 / -1

this is an anti-covid bullshit protest... It's a caricature of mask-tards, not far off from reality other than their brashness.

Also, fitting username lol....

15
BillionsAndBillions 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's nearly impossible to parody the left.

7
Liberty_or_Death 7 points ago +7 / -0

Give them a few weeks and they simply become the parody.

Babylon Bee has already becomes some bizarre future news website.

1
JuneofOz17 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have had so much material to work with lately.....I ❤️ Babylon Bee......😂🤣😅☺️🤣

1
McCainRapedObama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I think the libtards read the bee and act on their stories.. as satire as it is for us, the left rolls in it like a dog rolling in cat shit

5
deleted 5 points ago +7 / -2
3
Mainwar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many people have been raised soft... and fail to realize this.

2
Geyck 2 points ago +2 / -0

One would argue the masks make it easier because you can't see their faces.

31
BOBON0101 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hello 4Chans you have a new target 😜😂

52
secretbern 52 points ago +52 / -0

This probably is 4chan…

5
peterstrzoked 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought 4chan was some notorious hacker dude. It’s really five???? Mind blown.

2
Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait 'till you learn about Anonymous!

15
DonJr2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's satire. They're pointing out the absurdity.

28
7
Counterforce1 7 points ago +7 / -0

YOU!

I want to be your friend.

You seem to know HOW to FIND places with background extraction techniques..... Was this flag find sleuthing?

3
redbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably just looked up businesses called "Sol Suites"

1
Brandon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bingo

2
Brandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

HWNDU! LOL Nah, sometimes it's easy, most is easier than you think, I zoomed in and googled "SOL Suites" clicked images and bingo, a couple clicks and an address then google maps.

Reverse image searches are also useful.

1
Brandon 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://twitter.com/BBlues50/status/1448244881068118019 is the oldest referenced that google is publicly showing as an image. Tineye - nada.

I don't have twatter so if someone wants to share the link to whoever asked where it was, feel free.

1
Counterforce1 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need thousands of YOU - nice background extraction

2
Brandon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I appreciate the compliment, but I prefer to "teach a man to fish" as it were. A HUGE word of caution, learned from redditards(fake news): Check the comments below, this post is most likely photoshopped (IMHO I agree). Don't burn a "witch" at the stake just because she can't float.

17
Lol_Garrus 17 points ago +17 / -0

This was clearly done in MS Paint.

10
Keiichi81 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's truly startling how many people can't spot even the most obvious of photoshops. This is the only comment out of 51 replies that points out the text has obviously been edited.

3
Big_cunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

i saw it on my phone first, and fell for it. just scrolled by and didnt really do a double take. Just saw it now on my big computer screen, and it's glaringly obviously MS paint.

2
GhostPepperedLabia 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's more fun to play along.

But really, people watched green screen Joe give an interview where his hands overlapped a mic a few feet in front of him and people bought that it was a live take then watched him or whomever go out in public with their silicone Joe mask falling off and people bought that it was a loose band aid.

1
AtomicShnoz 1 point ago +1 / -0

And most commenters love to point out how stupid those people are.....

15
Tenspot20 15 points ago +15 / -0

Antifa switched to White Uniforms? Still a bunch of goofy faggots!

15
MAGAvibesOnly 15 points ago +15 / -0

These are great costumes to get attention at rallies. Also, dressing up as big covid shots and money signs. We are going trick or treating at the governors house as a group dressed like that. 🤣 nh needs to get back to embracing live free or die!

11
BLUEiBALLS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nice Halloween costumes 👌🏼 thuper thcary

6
Sheprecon31 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

9
pookiee68 9 points ago +9 / -0

30 round clip. 6 per target. Reload and repeat as necessary.

10
fuckthealphabetsoup 10 points ago +10 / -0

When you line them up against the wall, shoot along the wall to maximize bullet usage; getting 2-3 headshots per bullet is just good economics.

3
wartooth6 3 points ago +3 / -0

It only takes one to the heart.

6
sleepy00 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like we did the same math.

5
Wordlife187 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's hard to waste all that ammo when they're being executed from point blank on their knees.

2
2
pookiee68 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next you'll tell me it aint a heater ..

8
Pepega 8 points ago +8 / -0

These are anti mandate protestors, intentionally acting out a not far off caricature of covid cultists

5
TheWinningNeverStops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah that's what i'm getting as well

5
67Vert 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s kinda sad that you have to point that out. I think our fellow Patriots might actually be retarded.

2
Pepega 2 points ago +2 / -0

while mask-tards are real many are just misguided sheep. Demonizing your "enemies" and dividing everyday folks is just more divide and conquer tactics.

This virus bullshit was perfect to form just another wedge in the already overly divided subgroups all participating in their own flavor of group think.

I'm hear because it better than nearly all other social media but the echo chamber here can be just as bad if not worse SOMETIMES.

I try to respectfully point out things like this when i see it but respect goes out the window when someone comes back at me acting like a commie for not blindly believing every "good" piece of "news" for our "side".

Only sides i see that actually matter our Rulers and the ruled. Everything else is a distraction.

6
Greatunmatchedwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pack a fucking lunch ya dweebs

6
Wordlife187 6 points ago +6 / -0

So which do they want?

"Force vax now" Or "Kill the unvaxxed"?

And of course they want our kids. Lols. Fucking pedos

6
ArizonaDesertRat2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prolly Dr. Eric Coomer and his Antifa pals in Colorado

6
DeplorableDC 6 points ago +6 / -0

And here I thought groups of white people- completely covered in white hoods and all- were socially frowned upon these days...

5
I_Love_45-70_Gov 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are they going to paint us?

5
NotDangerousGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

They don't have the balls to do anything but cosplay and hold signs, because they know if the came to my house I have a 12 gauge with their name on it.

5
anon09 5 points ago +5 / -0

its the KKK!

5
Dpop 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is a nice picture of some dumb sumbitches right there

4
supportive_frog 4 points ago +4 / -0

We sure this real? Seems like bait at best...

3
TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, unlikely. I'd demand to see more proof to be convinced this is not fake/photoshopped/whatever.

4
yellowandrose 4 points ago +4 / -0

weirdos- no life sheep

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
keeptherepublic100 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am waiting

4
PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol. not one thing in that photo is stopping viruses. including the assumed three or four shots they've had in the past 9 months.

4
LogicalPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

See the thing about the masks is that it makes it hard to tell if these people are legit, fake or just trolls.

For all we know, these are RINO Mitt Romney voting Q-Tards who worship Mike Lindell and are anti-vax, and are purposely making such an OBSURD PICTURE to trigger retards on the left.

Maybe they're McCain voters who want to make Trumpers look like shit by provoking the anti-vax crowd into attacking them so that they can report stupid fucks for being 'rabid, anti-vaccine terrorists'.

Seriously.

We don't know.

3
hazelknut 3 points ago +3 / -0

perfect example of why one shouldn't believe everything they see on 'the intranet'.

4
swutalk 4 points ago +4 / -0

they will be dead soon

4
Testosteroneape2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are paid idiots who know nothing.

1
AtomicShnoz 1 point ago +1 / -0

They at least know what photoshop is

3
DocOneToo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are anti-mandate protestors

3
Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly can't tell if this is real or trolling.

2
AtomicShnoz 2 points ago +2 / -0

try looking at the letters better

3
Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

Explain it like I'm retarded.

Edit, I was thinking there was some code (like reading the top word in every sign) in the words or some shit, I see it now, MS Paint strikes again.

3
Saddleup66 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well shit nothing to fear now that Superman came out as a want to be power puff. So show your face. Probably illegal aliens that can't read the signs they're holding.

3
Kholland65 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is almost too ridiculous to be real. Almost seems like a parody.

3
Texas-T 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Fag Five...

3
TheToweringOtakunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to go rapid fishing.

2
Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bullet bullet bullet and uh bear trap. Yea in that order.

2
noshotsforme 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you can't tell if this is real or just a theme for halloween.

2
stagolee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet another photo where I can’t even tell if it’s supposed to be a joke or not.

2
solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Covidian Cult

https://files.catbox.moe/akn276.MP4

That will get you started.

Here is the entire "The Lucid Divide" series, including the uncut Episode 3 (from above) which includes information about the filmmaker.

https://www.bitchute.com/search/?query=the%20lucid%20divide%20news%20vault&kind=video

I HIGHLY recommend everyone watch and share. It is done theatrically so it's not a snooze fest.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
Romey-Rome 2 points ago +2 / -0

They put their costumes on, took a picture, and went home. No way they stood anywhere in public unchallenged.

2
GarudaDarkblack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, if this is real and not just actors being dramatic then bring it on. When they threaten you with death you are justified in using lethal force against them in self defense. Their hazmat suits won't stop a bullet. A green tip would go through several of them.

1
someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

The funniest part, is their "hazmat" suit. It is more likely a paint suit. As in to protect you from getting paint on yourself. Not even level "B" suit.

Oh... for a viral hazard, you would need level "A", which is full containment with air supply. These ass monkeys don't even have eye protection. Such a larp.

2
BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cough in their general direction and they flee.

2
The357SigMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always the OBSESSION with kids.

Pedos. All of them.

2
FuckJoeParadise 2 points ago +2 / -0

where are their goggles?!?!! also, unless they are seated they can still catch the coof! source: restaurant dinner theater

2
MAGAornothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

i see here a hidden message. read the last word on the last three posters. "vaxed kids die"

2
SoldierofKek 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd kill them

2
SalteredState 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey the Knock Down Game! I love this one! ShkShk

2
SAHMiAM60 2 points ago +2 / -0

This looks fake, to me.

2
SirEdward 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their outfits are slowly turning into the KKK. Coming back to their roots I see.

2
KOMMISSARofMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not parody?

2
Jdubbs85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it just me or are they looking more and more like the Guilty Remnant from the HBO show The Leftovers?