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Omg lol (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TrueGrit88 ago by TrueGrit88 +3238 / -3
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Powhattan 246 points ago +246 / -0

Why not just skip the middle-man (Pfizer/Moderna)?

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_Sully_ 123 points ago +123 / -0

Precisely. They are lying about the hospitalizations and deaths. The Israeli study purposely obfuscated the occurrence of hospitalization by excluding vaccine injury as cause for it. Not taking the vaccine is the healthiest thing you can do to protect yourself from the virus.

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Lordahdaring 36 points ago +37 / -1

the disease is the middle man, just fill your lungs with a firehose.

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ll turn it on

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Xanisor 29 points ago +29 / -0

But then you are missing out on the antibody-dependent-enhancement!

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RosettaStone 10 points ago +10 / -0

Plus, you won't be doing your part to create nice new variants.

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Retarddit_Refugee 25 points ago +25 / -0

That has been my plan for over a year when I learned the clotshot wasn't a traditional vaccine. I've been around people who've caught it. Either I've been lucky or my immune system is Chad level. These people can vax my cold, dead arm.

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Gadsden 14 points ago +14 / -0

You probably already had it. I lost my sense of taste and smell, and had a skin sensitivity....

That's it. That was the virus.

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Mother_of_gains 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had to take a really big shit one day while I was working out. Had two nights of soaking night sweats. Had one day where I couldn't breathe in deeply.

And then I was fine. Now I have lab confirmed antibodies.

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BillGall2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Get tested for antibodies. You likely have naturally acquired immunity (from being exposed to the Covid virus) like an estimated 200 million other Americans. Join the herd.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 1 point ago +2 / -1

The test is shit. Tested negative, positive and negative again when ordered to get the test, all in the matter of seven weeks. (Everytime someone gets it or suspects getting it or exposed, here come the fucking tests.)

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CampinAndBam 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. Was in a club with a smoke machine filling the room with more haze than puff the magic dragon while packed on the dance floor like tuna for 3 hours and still haven’t gotten it. It’s been 4 weeks. I’m claiming immunity.

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Retarddit_Refugee 7 points ago +7 / -0

I took a Vegas trip when the 'numbers' of cases were highest. Nothing. Exactly, people like us have more evidence of immunity than not.

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rbnhd76 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was no pandemic. Well there is the clown apocalypse. We were ready for zombies. But not this. Not this. The last thing these clown/zombies want is brains. They actively ignore all reason, facts, and logic. They are quite impervious to it. Dang'on clowns everywhere man.

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

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rbnhd76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody believes me.

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WolfMaddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t, the bitch otherwise known as anaconda will think you are calling her.

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glowingstrawberry 2 points ago +2 / -0

since i started taking proper vitamins and food my immune system is crazy. i can feel the little "i caugh something" every now and then and the next morning its gone. every time so far. happened about 5 or 6 times in the past year and a half

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many people who had the original SARS in 02-03 still have immunity to SARS CoV 2

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or just the common cold I’ve heard. Any corona virus

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Skipping the middleman is just renaming ourselves the United Socialist States of America

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Assault-Covfefe 131 points ago +131 / -0

LOL. The mental gymnastics, man.

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HuggableBear 61 points ago +63 / -2

Improves immunity

Immunity is binary. You're either immune or not. Being "weakly immune" is like being "slightly pregnant".

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fredfenster 16 points ago +16 / -0

C'mon man, you promised just the tip of the spike protein!

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come on, don't you know there's 52 trillion genders and immunities? What an immunityphobe.

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sordfysh 0 points ago +5 / -5

Immunity is not binary. It's like having a big wall on the Southern Border.

Yes, some people might be able to get past the wall, but it will deter the vast majority. But it's way better than having no wall, and letting people pour across.

The vaccine does give us partial immunity if we haven't already caught covid, but the question is what you are willing to pay for that partial immunity. A healthy person under 40 has nearly no risk of serious covid issues or death, so they should not be willing to subject themselves to the side effects of the vaccine. However, someone who is in an age bracket where covid has a very high mortality rate, maybe they are willing to take a risk on the vaccine if it gives them partial immunity to covid spike proteins. However, observations and studies have shown that the vaccine risks to older and sicker people are greater than the risks for healthy people, so they will likely pay more for that limited immunity. Maybe the downside still doesn't overcome the upside.

As an aside, Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE) would be like leaving apache helicopters and tons of weapons at a military base on the outskirts of the city, but not having anyone competent to use the weapons in defense.

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +6 / -0

You seem to be confusing "immunity" with "protection".

Immunity means that you cannot get the disease. Not unlikely, unable. If you are able to get the disease, then you are not immune. There is no gray area. Some vaccines provide immunity. Others provide protection.

This particular vaccine only provides limited protection, and even that is very debatable, but it does not and never has provided any sort of immunity.

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sordfysh 1 point ago +3 / -2

I'm often wrong, but you should check the "immunity" efficacy rates of the vaccines you think give you immunity.

Like measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine.

Which vaccines do you believe give us "immunity"?

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those efficacy rates aren't per-person, man, they're per vaccine. As in, the vaccine works as it is supposed to in X% of people and makes them fully immune for a number of years until the antibody counts start to fall. In the remainder of the people, it doesn't work at all and they are not immune. It doesn't mean that you are personally now X% immune. It means that, without putting it to the test, that you personally are X% likely to be in the group that is 100% protected, i. e. immune.

This isn't really debatable without changing the definition of the word. "Immune" has a meaning. If it's incomplete, then it is not immunity. That's how the English language works.

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sordfysh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know they aren't per person. But it's not like your immune system either responds to the vaccine or not. It's whether it responds enough.

It seems binary because of the way its reported in the studies.

But biological systems are NEVER binary or digital. This could probably be a law of nature. Biology is made of concurrent chemical interactions. Chemical interactions are almost never binary, especially in an environment in stasis. Even if the interactions were binary, the combination of multiple binary events results in a combined non-binary outcomes. I describe biological signals as analog signals, because it's better to think of biological processes like analog circuits rather than digital circuits. The sound coming out of your stereo is not binary nor digital. You know this because it's at different volumes at different frequencies.

Think for instance, tetanus vaccines. Do you think you one day lose 100% of your immunity to tetanus? Or do you think that tetanus immunity wanes over time? I know it wanes over time. And since it wanes, it is not binary. Your immunity lowers, making you more susceptible to tetanus over time. Hence why you get boosters.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, seriously, you think you are teaching me things here, but you're the one missing the point, even though you outlined it yourself without realizing it.

All vaccines provide protection. If a vaccine provides enough protection, then you are immune and you can say the vaccine provides immunity. When that protection dwindles, you will reach a point where you are no longer immune and need a booster to remain immune.

I don't understand why this is difficult to understand. Medical types have bastardized the language.

Immuninty = 100% protection. If you are less than 100% protected, then you are no longer immune.

I'm aware biological systems are not binary. I never said they were. I said immunity was binary, because it is. Protection is not binary, but being 100% protected is. You are either at 100% or you aren't, there's no other steps in between.

None of these covid vaccines have ever provided anywhere close to 100%. Plenty of other vaccines do for many years.

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Muzzah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kind of like Afganistan?

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BillGall2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much of what you said is not true. I had Covid and shook it off in about a week (at age 74) using Zn, Vitamin D3, Vitamin C and Quercetin. We also have good, proven treatments like Ivermectin, HCQ, and Monoclonal antibodies when taken early. No need for the current vaccines for anyone.

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redgreenyellowblu 21 points ago +21 / -0

"“You might want to get it, you definitely want to get it. You definitely want to be vaccinated before you get it, because if you’re vaccinated your risk of death goes down,” said Prof. Collignon.

NPC's now being programmed to be happy to get covid.

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Skogin 19 points ago +19 / -0

That’s how you know it’s working.

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akira2501 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just the fact they have the nuts to refer to "experts" still. You may in fact have some expertise of some sort, but apparently it has zero application to reality. A bunch of dipshits that overpaid for a degree looking for any government slot they can stick their uselessness into.

On the other hand this is Australia, and look at the framing of the picture. This is the start of the "slow walk back." So, good signs there.

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope it's a walk back. The mask is down. But it might be covering an Adams apple. If they want to send a clear message use a Blokes Bloke or a Fem Sheila.

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Moonlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not hard when you see that 2 + 2 = Fish.

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Apersonofinterest 84 points ago +84 / -0

Wow. Bar lowered once again. There is no bottom. It’s propaganda all the way down.

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QuickHands 32 points ago +33 / -1

Astronaut, gun, etc

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Saltyminer11 5 points ago +5 / -0

All the way down

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OoooJackieBlue 67 points ago +67 / -0

Now vaxtards will be hating on anyone who is vaccinated but hasn't caught covid.

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McFatty7 9 points ago +9 / -0

"You still have your V-Card C-Card?"

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tiberseptim37 54 points ago +54 / -0

Wait... so natural immunity is a thing?

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Websitesdown 34 points ago +34 / -0

No silly, you have to get their " vaccine " first.

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gustodog 7 points ago +7 / -0

You need to make sure that Pfizer gets a cut, yes, and that you quality for the new global Zhima Credit identifier "vaccine passes".

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ExileOnRedditStreet 43 points ago +43 / -0

In other words, natural immunity to a virus that kills less than .01% of infected people is the way to go.

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damessinger 38 points ago +38 / -0

or kills you quickly.

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strawman7 17 points ago +18 / -1

We should encourage this.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 29 points ago +30 / -1

Are we ignoring the picture of the dude? Women don't have pecs like that. The picture is covering the apple... I'm sure there's a banana downstairs.

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redgreenyellowblu 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's an Olympic swimmer so that explains the pecs. The shoulder width though...

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

There we go. I had no idea. This would be an exception :-)

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s her name?

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't remember. Someone posted the archive link to the article in this thread. You could find it there. She got hospitalized with breakthrough covid.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I found her, thanks!

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Salt_n_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

First thing I saw was that this was a tranny lol

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RussianBotButNot 9 points ago +9 / -0

The unintended consequences of embracing trannies is that unfortunately-built women will suffer even more.

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

It puts the mask on its face

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AE_Neuman 13 points ago +13 / -0

I asked myself yesterday why we don't just mandate Covid infection. Better immunity, roughly equal chance of death if the VAERS and Covid death numbers are properly adjusted and we end this madness in short order.

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Xanisor 10 points ago +10 / -0

But no parasites and nanobots with natural immunity.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

do it in phases to not strain hospitals... ez

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women_for_trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I give up on humanity.

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took you a long time to tap out. I gave up in March 2020 when people were hoarding TP for a respiratory illness. I knew it was over.

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women_for_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like to think of myself as an optimist.

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yellowandrose 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL

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tflst5 8 points ago +8 / -0

LJBH - earlier this year 90% of the country had had COVID. A vast majority didn't know it because the disease isn't really that noticeable if you are healthy.

Then the vaccine's come along. Once mass vaccinations start, we always see two trends follow.

  1. Mass outbreaks of COVID amongst the vaccinated
  2. People who already had COVID can get it again (blamed on a mysterious variant that no one can seem to document or provide evidence for)

No pandemic in history has mirrored this. Why does this happen? The only explanation is that the vaccines compromise your natural antibodies. This results in making you capable of getting COVID again. Some people think its the first time they had it - because when they had it in late 2019 no one was freaking out over it. These same people panic, go to the ER, and then wind up on the remedisvir, ventilator, death track. Hospitals don't give a shit who they save, and if you come to them with COVID you are risking your life - probably for a disease your body already defeated. Its a sick sick situation IMO.

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RosettaStone 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only explanation is that the vaccines compromise your natural antibodies.

You are correct. Some based researchers have shown that to be the case.

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TP4bunghole 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was video on bitchute showing a series of charts of like 40 countries where coronavirus "cases" spiked straight up directly after the country introduced the vaccine. Country after country, the exact same chart pattern.

Sorry, can't find that video now (the bitchute search function still sucks horribly).

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Cacciali_Via 0 points ago +1 / -1

What evidence would you accept to show the previous strain was documented?

It's entire genetic code uploaded to a public database for sharing?

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ProPatria 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you catch COVID without the vax, you'll become immune!

If you catch COVID with the vax, you'll become immune!

If you catch COVID after you're immune, you'll become SUPER immune!

If you catch COVID after you're SUPER immune, you'll become Hella Immune!

If you catch COVID after you're hella immune.... get the booster to become Double-Plus Immune!

If you catch COVID after you're double-plus immune, it must be a variant and it's the fault of those damned anti-vaxers!

If you catch COVID and you die, you've achieved HIGH SCORE!

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ckover9000 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Experts warn" WTF is that even supposed to mean??

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TP4bunghole 1 point ago +1 / -0

It means "whatever follows is propaganda and lies".

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KingOfTards 5 points ago +5 / -0

Media Matters use to control what was written but that turned into an obvious mockingbird operation. Now they just throw stupidity out there. It's the dumbest shit I've seen.

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SteersBeersandQueers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omg FULL RETARD

NEVER GO FULL RETARD

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Rockmanneo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weird way of saying natural immunity > subscription based immunity

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MocksFordComma 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have the be the idiot of all idiots in a fucking WORLD of idiots to still buy into this bullshit by now.

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redditorsaregay 4 points ago +4 / -0

So....Why not just get covid to begin with? lol. With a 99.99% survival rate you might as well throw "sick" parties like we did with chicken pox.

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Yuri_Gagarin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except the second jab kills your T cells and you die of cancer in 5 to 10 years.

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FamburgerHelper 4 points ago +4 / -0

HOLY SHID these people are EVIL. Just straight up EVIL.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 4 points ago +4 / -0

They know that vaccinated people carry a huge viral load, and make it easier to spread.

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Rhuairhi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Official clown world. But we were there a year ago. So where are we now? Retard world???

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

The picture should have been a Pickard foreheadsmack.

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Ex-libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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RalphWiggum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Rogan literally said this jokingly on his latest episode

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WiseDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scott Adams said it a few weeks ago.

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BidensDeadBrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

is there an article you can link to?

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brokentoenail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh, article makes sense. Says if you're vaccinated the chances of death are lower. Which sorta makes sense, since it's not really a vaccine, it's a blocker, supposedly. Now your body creates antibodies and that's that. When everyone already has it, there's no reason to fear everyone's going to die. No reason to lock down or wear masks.

However, you could not have the vaccine and get it and your body will create antibodies and that's that. Your chances of dying may be the same, worse or better. Doesn't really matter, it's an assumed personal risk. Then there's no reason to lock down or wear masks.

Either way the whole scam ends.

If we ask ourselves what's the best case scenario that benefits our goals, telling neurotic women and their simps to get covid looks pretty good.

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BidensDeadBrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. That sucks it's behind a paywall but I really just wanted to know if it was an actual article.

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LibtardJesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fucking people in the comments that read. Thank God.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone linked the archive just above your comment.

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Ilanna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, didn't see that.

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or, and hear me out now, get covid and end up with natural antibodies without the threat of heart problems and blood clots from the jab. And in case you're worried, chances of death are less than 1%.

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nutmeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha! I told my coworkers the same thing when they started talking about how soon they would get their boosters. My point was I HAD the damn shots and if they are going to wear off there's no point in continuing to get them every 6 months in perpetuity when catching covid was the most logical next step.

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vaxxxcels on suicide watch.

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That looks exactly like how a dude at my gym wears his cuck muzzle. He's about the only one there who wears one. Surprisingly he is jacked. Never thought I'd see a large, ripped dude wearing a cuck muzzle at the gym.

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Seenev 2 points ago +2 / -0

I better get covid so I won't get covid.

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dr_gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you didn't know this was coming...you probably already have the jab

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glowingstrawberry 2 points ago +2 / -0

i dont think they understand the word immunity

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Hilliarysdustymuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

How long until retarded liberals are having COVID parties?

“Okay everyone, Skylar has COVID, let’s get together and play ookie mouth, and after that, a big Fuckin gay orgy”.

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vongregormench 2 points ago +2 / -0

What did the vaccine do then?

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Here’s how to know the vaccine is worthless without us outright telling you the vaccine is worthless.”

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Maroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually laughed out loud from this. The layers of irony here are unreal. Peak clownworld.

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RegeneronQubes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could get someone with covid to just cough in my face, but I've yet to actually encounter one. The only people I've known who've said they had it were a couple people who owed me money and conveniently fell ill.

"Oh yeah, um, sorry... Ihavetogointoquarentinefortwoweeks, maybe after that okbye."

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Macmayne 1 point ago +1 / -0

My uncle had it, was carrying a washer , he coughed in my face. I didn't get a runny nose or tired

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤡🌎

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MrVegan 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ll look back and realize the best defense was getting it the first time around since the subsequent variants are driven by vax

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Endprism 2 points ago +2 / -0

The jab is the virus

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BaronFalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. If they let the virus take it's course naturally, they lose the power they have grabbed using the "pandemic" so they need people to continue getting sick. Hence, the vaccine spreads covid.

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sk39999999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next article: "Don't freak out: Dying from the covid vaccine helps to end the pandemic for everyone"

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AmazinKrackin2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now the Democrats will start promoting Covid parties so they can catch covid and then they will say they are double vaccinated. If Fauci says it they will do it. Democrats are so dumb, they will believe anything.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what's better? No vax and catching covid.

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Monist 1 point ago +1 / -0

BINGO!

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no dealing with these morons. I am ready for a divorce.

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GreyKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

"...that way we more easily can mark you eventual vax related death as covid related..."

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Tramsec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clown world.

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ohnojoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤡 🌎