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🚤⛵️Joe Biden Finally Got a Boat Parade ⛵️🚤 (media.patriots.win)            STUPID  S.O.B.  
posted ago by IHeartMyDoggy ago by IHeartMyDoggy +3596 / -0
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1st_Covfefe 68 points ago +68 / -0

Oh man, I want to laugh because this is so good, but it's just sad. LETS GO BRANDON!

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JudicialDredd 46 points ago +46 / -0

I'd cry but all my tissues are on that boat.

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Hanging_Chad 19 points ago +19 / -0

Those are Nike ships

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hillaryforprison 13 points ago +13 / -0

Their Chinese child slave workers?

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gustodog 7 points ago +7 / -0

A China-cabal joint production. It's interesting seeing corporate media trying to amp up retail demand ("do your Christmas shopping now!") to amplify the crisis.

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SenorTrumper 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can you explain it?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 39 points ago +39 / -0

Long Beach is the main harbor of Los Angeles and it has a massive backlog of ships unable to be unloaded because of multiple stupid issues self-inflicted by bad management in Commiefornia. So for weeks now, anytime you go to the beaches in Long Beach and Orange County, you can see huge container ships floating a massive line across the horizon. It's an embarrassment.

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TigersWay 21 points ago +22 / -1

It’s a subtle joke. The sign says “formerly Chuck’s,” but this one-room store has obviously always been a small country retail spot, so it used to be called “Chuck’s Feed and”— oh, wait, wrong explanation.

“Let’s Go Brandon” is what an NBC reporter, who was secretly on our side, claimed to be hearing from a Nascar crowd that was obviously chanting “Fuck Joe Biden”. In case there was any doubt, NBC helpfully fell silent and let us hear what the crowd was saying.

There are people here who get angry when we use this euphemistic slogan, but you can’t page Fuck Joe Biden at O’Hare. If you had a player named Fukjo at your Little League game, you might be able to claim that “biden” is Chagatai Turkish for “crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women,” but there are a lot more Little League players named Brandon.

Boat parades are one of the many things Trump has and Biden fakes, like votes and rally attendance.

Long Beach, I’m not familiar with, so I’ll have to let someone else explain that one.

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

TigersWay said: “crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women,”

What is best? (Yeah, "Ahnold" turned into an asshole, but Conan is an iconic movie.)

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NotMyGovernor -2 points ago +7 / -9

is what an NBC reporter, who was secretly on our side

Oh my Christ are you a liberal? I’ve never seen such believed delusion except from their side.

LGB is going to be the end of TD. This place is a pysoped shithole.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 11 points ago +12 / -1

You understand that this user was joking, like a sarcasm, you know? Of course the reporter was not "secretly on our side"

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 6 points ago +6 / -0

pysoped shithole.

Is this a reference to Jen Pysaki's favorite White House bathroom stall?

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TigersWay 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you know that people who won’t use obscenities are almost always on the Right?

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NotMyGovernor 8 points ago +8 / -0

FUCK JOE BIDEN

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TigersWay 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ll drink to that, but don’t expect a Mormon to.

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
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5DPancake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Joe Biden

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racistTodler 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why hasn't anyone photoshopped messages on the sides of those ships?

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bratt 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why hasn't anyone taken a pontoon boat out there loaded with 5 gallon paint buckets and long handled rollers and painted FUCK JOE BIDEN! in 20 foot letters down the side of at least one.

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TigersWay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Give them another month or so, and the ships’ crews will do it themselves.

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HyperCarbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

People forget how big a cargo ship is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3c9IKvfmsQ

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bratt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based on the stack of three white containers above the BR on the bricksuit photoshop, each container is 8'6" so 25'6", the brick suit lettering looks slightly smaller. So 20 foot lettering would be visible and would be easily paintable from a deck of a pontoon boat. I am guessing the CMA lettering at 40-50 foot based on the containers on that ship. Your video shows a wide angle lens distortion so it seems larger than the real true enormous size they are. These ships are sitting anchored so no danger from being sucked under. I would be more worried from security shooting to protect against boarders.

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Milstar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the coast guard would get called, and show up in about 10 minutes. Not some incompetent female cop.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like Brick Suit on the left one?

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racistTodler 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking something more along the lines of FJB, rather than somebody's twitter handle.

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BrickSuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I FJB, sometimes I LGB, sometimes I do neither.

In this case I kept it clean because it's a big story today and I didn't want anything to detract from its virality.

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Comanche_Moon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why isn't there any FJB graffiti on them?

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BrickSuit 5 points ago +5 / -0

I did. I put my twitter handle on it.

@Brick_Suit

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, i missed that the first time i looked at it. nice shop brickman 👌

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

Limousine Liberals be like: "I was promised a view of the horizon, not a bunch of cargo ships! I'm calling the manager! I paid very good money for my view and they have no right to do this!!!"

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Moebius 6 points ago +6 / -0

The view costs extra...and whatever you do don't ask them to staple the bill to the receipt...that's extra too.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

"And where the fuck are my shoes? I ordered them months ago!"

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vongregormench 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is actually what caused an oil spill. During a storm earlier this year a ship dragged its anchor over one of the pipelines, weakening it. It’s a restricted area, but I suppose the ship wasn’t in full control. If this backup hadn’t been going on there would haven’t been any ships even close to the restricted zones. Leftists cause all of the problems, even the environmental ones.

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bloodynite40 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also the fact that the cargo ships burn basically whatever dirty fuel oil they can get the cheapest. But yeah save our environment and just ship it over across the ocean from China on dirty cargo ships

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Baconmmm 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is very true. Of course they’re going to try and pin it on the ship/shipping line.

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_-Th0r-_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden: “I have the biggest boat parades. A record size for the president who was elected with the most votes ever.”

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bratt 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is a fail boat parade. They all failed to deliver, kinda like Biden delivered all fail.

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citydwellertrumpfan 13 points ago +13 / -0

65 ships waiting as of 2 October. Might be higher now. https://news.yahoo.com/65-cargo-ships-queue-outside-212511363.html

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PotatusHead 9 points ago +9 / -0

So opening ports to 24/7 operation means mandatory overtime for exhausted dock workers that only get one day off already, right? Just like most police departments right now that are understaffed. Great news, Joe! FUCK YOU!

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stop making so much sense.

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yep__yep__yep 9 points ago +9 / -0

I haven't spoken to my father in a while... He works in the ILWU in the Port of LA/LB... He's literally a crane driver

I bet he'd have some interesting information regarding what the fuck is going on... If I remember, I'll call him on my lunch break

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anishr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any update?

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yep__yep__yep 3 points ago +3 / -0

So I'll end up making a post about it a little later, not just a comment.

I called him and asked him if he had any input, and he says that having around 20-30 ships waiting just outside the port to be Unloaded SPECIFICALLY AROUND September, October, and November is normal. It appears there are around 30 to 35 ships waiting from where he's sitting. So there are more than normal, but not by much.

He's a crane driver. He has been since WAY before covid. On a slow night he expects to unload 220 cans (40 foot shipping containers) from a single (sometimes split between two ships for the night) and on a busy night he expects around 300 cans. If he breaks the 300 mark that's a good busy night.

EVERYONE, in EVERY terminal (several terminals per dock) is working at full capacity, both Long Beach side and LA side. If there is an artificial shortage going on, it's NOT coming from PMA's logistics (the Pacific Maritime Association), or the ILWU's logistics (International Longshore Warehouse Union).

There is a slight shortage in casual workers, (casuals are not Union members and have no set schedule. You check to see if there is work available for your number, then if there is, you fill whatever void is available in the work force) but there is no real shortage in steady workers (people who are union members and have a set schedule).

(not finished, I'll be back after work)

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anishr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome. Thanks for the update!

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll link you to the post I make if I remember. Otherwise just check my recent posts, It'll be up by morning. Just got home from work so Im gonna smoke up and shower, then get to writing a post about the Port of LB/LA hype.

Whatever I post tonight I'll probably repost tomorrow morning around 10 or 11 so it hits day crew and night crew both.

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://patriots.win/p/13zgNfnY6D/

It's heavily based on the comment I wrote you, but I added a lot that I wanted to add while I was at work but couldn't.

I fully expect they're going to call me a shill, but I'm starting to think this is a distraction. I just saw Biden says that he's making the ports stay open 24/7 to deal with the backlog, and that's just bullshit. They're always open. The port of LA never "closes". They're operating 24/7 and I'm pretty sure every day of the year as well unless I'm forgetting some important holiday... I'm not sure they work on Bloody Thursday (google it. It's about a guy named Harry Bridges, who was killed while protesting(?). Very important holiday for the ILWU and their workers)...

Either way, sorry for rambling, I'm very high.

If you have any questions feel free to ask.

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anishr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks again!

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yep__yep__yep 3 points ago +3 / -0

On lunch now. Thanks for the reminder. Any question requests?

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NotMyGovernor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dump chinese goods in the harbor

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vongregormench 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s actually been like that for years, even before the pandemic. It’s just gotten worse. I sail out there all the time. Those things are parked out there all over our race course.

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DeezSaltyNutz 4 points ago +5 / -1

And now UPS, FedEx is helping dig him out of it. Time to boycott!

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2ScoopsMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

How so? Are they taking government dollars?

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DeezSaltyNutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden told them to shift to 24/7 operations and they’re doing it

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2ScoopsMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice. Well if FedEx follows the mandate, almost every person who works fedex’s ramp in Memphis is black, so it will not end up well for the supply chain.

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TheSaltyProphet 4 points ago +4 / -0

The PLA CCP military has been doing amphibious landing training for the past year... I’m sure the cargo ships are there because the “port is full” huh? WAKE THE FUCK UP. They will try to invade.

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Yawnz13 4 points ago +4 / -0

By baking for weeks in cargo ships?

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offsubject 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would never see it coming.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, because half of them would probably be out of action due to heat stroke. Nevermind the issue of them offloading.

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YouNeedVPN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump never put an embargo on Chinese goods, but ol Brandon gets it done!

Fun fact: if this port issue impacts you, that means previously you were aiding the enemy.

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Yawnz13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Implying that all of these ships contain exclusively CCP goods and not goods from the RoC, Korea, Japan, the Phillippines, Vietnam, etc.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

So say I order a graphics card.

That is fabbed in Taiwan.

Taiwan isn't China, and is trying to retain its independence from China.

The only thing China makes is the plastic shell on said graphics card.

Now I'm impacted because my graphics card is stuck on one of those boats.

I guess I was "aiding the enemy", huh?

Note: Can't afford a graphics card since Nvidia and AMD keep raising prices

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YouNeedVPN 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of sudden, American components (at 10x the cost due to worker safety etc) start looking much better, and none of the money goes to [not America].

Its dangerous that we do not have significant chip manufacturer in here.

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Jmricht 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

enhance enhance enhance

BRICK SUIT GUY !!!

<3 <3 <3

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BrickSuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have the eyes of an eagle fren!

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

^ That's a Great American right there! ^ <3 <3 <3

Thanks again for your High Energy MAGA efforts, and your work on the Meme Wars Boot Camp shooping tutorials!

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BrickSuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, it was my pleasure.

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maddog89 2 points ago +2 / -0

I work closely with logistics and can tell you that Biden is not going to fix this. Here's a thing, there is absolutely no warehouse space to store all this crap. And its not just finished goods that are on these ships, there are parts and materials that still need to be assembled. The way the supply chain works for most companies is avoiding warehousing if possible, parts/materials get to their manufacturing facility or distribution center where it gets assembled and then hits the retail floor. Stores are in a way warehouses for many companies, goods have been ordered along time ago and this right here what we're looking at is part of the fulfillment. Nike or whatever is not going to store their shoes somewhere in the warehouse and pull them as needed, they already placed those orders and their retail stores are waiting for shipments to come in with fresh kicks.

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retahded 2 points ago +2 / -0

A procession of Chinese Junks... appropriate for Xiden.

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Jonah_Kyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do realize that this is a VICTORY for the Deep State, and a HUGE LOSS for the patriots? I am not a downer, but the more business is shut down, the EASIER it becomes to enact regulations to MAINTAIN the shut down, until it becomes for good? Unless the government relents due to pressure, but don't see it anytime soon, UNLESS Devolution occurs.

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UndeadRevolver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the hell don't they dock in western Canada then haul it down?

Screw Commiefornia

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Bidensbrainsurgeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t forget: a ship only has to be 3 miles off shore to dump their treated sewage overboard! Nothing new to their beaches though.

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yep__yep__yep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing new to our beaches lol. Cabrillo Beach has a. "clean" side and a sewage side separated by a break wall.

I'm reality it's all filled with shit, one side just has waves.

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neokulak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read it and thought he bought a goat parade.

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Stopthegreatreset 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shortages. Venezuela up next

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FalseKingJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck joe Biden and it should stay Fuck Joe Biden some commie reporter Is trying to change the narrative To let’s go Brandon and it seems to me it’s working so Fuck Joe Xiden The biggest bag of Dicks on The planet

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Pyroth5687 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden was saying the private sector is to blame for this mess. Watch it, he might try to nationalize the ports claiming the government can do it better.

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Grunt422 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is in trouble. The ship in the middle has his supply of adult diapers, and dementia medication.

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freedomcries 1 point ago +1 / -0

As soon as WWIII breaks out, you got these sitting Chinese ducks!

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

LGB. Too.

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PatriotLady1 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Runfree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the laugh.

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YN31964 1 point ago +1 / -0

FJB

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else curious what those strange things sticking out of the closest boat were, only to zoom in and realize it was an island?

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tombombadil86 0 points ago +2 / -2

Has anybody figured out why the boats are not being unloaded? Longshore union is helping out the nwo crowd? How could they possibly benefit from that? Just angling for a raise because they know that inflation is upon us?