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Based dad 不不 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TrueGrit88 ago by TrueGrit88 +3496 / -2
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2SmoothGQ 210 points ago +213 / -3

No his dad didnt. That was his first thought and its a funny joke. Fucker is too much of a pussy to tell a joke for fear of being canceled so instead he tries to get outrage clicks. Fucking pussies.

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SantaQlaus 46 points ago +46 / -0

Yeah that was a meme going around. Lucas is a lyre.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lucas is a Harpie. 不不

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RussianBotButNot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Committing random acts of violins.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just one typo. You guys need to cellout.

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TruthSmash 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah FUCK Lucas... whoever that is. <shrug>

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whybag 21 points ago +22 / -1

It's like the Trafalgar group's approach to polling. Instead of caring about what the pollee [?] thinks, ask them what their neighbor thinks.

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ionian 10 points ago +10 / -0

Explains why Trafalgar is consistently rated one of the most accurate pollsters.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is not what I meant when I said I want to Make Middle Earth Great Again.

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IsThisPlaceAHoneypot 3 points ago +3 / -0

That'll suck for him if it backfires and some activist murders his dad over it.

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Czshad2 109 points ago +111 / -2

All cinema has been ruined. Every time I think it isn't, I try to watch a series and BAM, episode shows dudes butt fucking and I am done with TV.

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chickeninoven 58 points ago +58 / -0

I honestly appreciate when the butt fucking happens in the first 5 minutes. Saves me a lot of time. Not that I watch any new shit any more.

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navycuda 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have almost every star trek episode memorize pre voyager I still cant stand voyager, enterprise or any of the new woke trek.

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becky21k1 18 points ago +18 / -0

I didn't think Voyager or Enterprise were "woke" particularly. Hell there's a scene from Voyager that became a meme. "Maybe they just commit more crime"

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Miztivin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Voyager is my favotite. Its first season is the worst, cheesiest bunch of episodes iv ever seen, but, after that it gets really good. I dont see too much woke.

I hate to admit that too. Next gen was my favorite for a long time and I resisted voyager up till recently. This year actually. So I understand.

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ColonelTravis 11 points ago +11 / -0

Voyager had a lot of women in it, but they werent supernaturally overpowered, flawless Mary Sues, who constantly demeaned and berated incompetent men. I still prefer TNG, but Voyager is still rewatchable, for me.

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navycuda 4 points ago +5 / -1

Voyager seemed the most cookie cutter Shuttle accident, shuttle accident, shuttle accident

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DJTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Voyager has been my favorite for many years and I've seen them all, every episode of every show. I'm sort of shy to admit it too, but season 2 on is great. There's a few really good episodes in season 1 as well, but overall that show had a bumpy beginning. TNG took some time to find its footing as well

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Parhelion12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Voyager has the best theme music. When the star comes out from behind the planet / asteroid belt and the music crescendos.... chefs kiss

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RussianBotButNot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, nothing is as based as that episode that guest-starred Melinda Culea. You know, the one about the asexual aliens who were transphobic And That's Bad?

Hang on, I mean the one where Riker and Pulaski murdered their identical twins because "my DNA, my choice". And the episode where Picard tries to badger Troi into getting an abortion.

No, wait, I mean the episode where Troi righteously informs Mark Twain that, in the future, all poverty and sickness and human frailty have been eliminated through communism, and his American views on human nature are totally backwards and silly.

Great show, Next Gen, nothing woke at all.

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navycuda 4 points ago +5 / -1

It had flaws, certainly measures of communist leaning. I think Roddenberry was a dreamer looking at the best in people, instead of how to exploit them.

Fun to watch something where weve advanced enough to get along with each other despite our differences.

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Mynamesprivate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iirc i read that gene roddenbury, his wife and somd canadian bluebloods were part of some group that tried to communicate with aliens telepathically. Theres even the old greek gods in enterprise as aliens.

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Assassin47 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, he was a full blown communist. They kept most of his ideas out of the show.

BUT they came up with replicators. You have to forgive them for thinking something like communism could work in a post-scarcity world. (it still wouldn't: there are always resources of time and energy)

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militarysnoopy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yup. I ended up deleting the latest season of Brooklyn 99. It's disgusting what they did to that show.

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becky21k1 14 points ago +14 / -0

They subtract 30 from the title?

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militarysnoopy 13 points ago +14 / -1

B99 was a very diverse cast already, and done in one of the most authentic ways I've seen. Nothing was forced, and all the characters were well-rounded, developed characters. Then this last season that all went out the window with them all become shallow, vapid shells portraying their assigned minority/victim roles with the evil whities there, too.

Absolute shame. I'm shocked some of the actors didn't walk off.

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becky21k1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was making a joke. what's 99 - 30?

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militarysnoopy 8 points ago +8 / -0

45

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Junkevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Found the marine.

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Miztivin 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is disappointing. I thought Terry was based irl.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based is a strong word. Hes incredibly genuine, and not a degenerate piece of shit, but Im still willing to bet hes overall a leftie.

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robob2700 2 points ago +2 / -0

When it comes to those in Hollywood, if they don't blast their commie talking points 24/7 then they're probably a big fan of our great nation and its founding principles. At least that's what Seb Gorka says

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Galindan2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it really was pretty decent. It still was woke in an annoying way but the rest made up for it. Then I watched 3 episodes of the newest season. 3 strikes and it failed catastrophically. Super woke and not entertaining

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c89631147e 12 points ago +12 / -0

I only watch reruns made before 2010 which was the infection point.

But mainly TV from the 60s and movies through the 80s. 仄潑儭

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covok48 1 point ago +2 / -1

Every year that passes it gets farther and farther away.

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Ifififokiedoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm early 30's, non religious and curse a drink heavily but I binge Andy Griffith, Matlock, Highway to Heaven, Little House on the Prairie.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

I gave up on all television and movies years ago. It's all degenerate propaganda now. They aren't even subtle about it.

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TheBasedFriscoMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dropped Netflix because of this a few years ago. That and also every freaking show had a motherfucking tranny.

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Tyscribz 60 points ago +60 / -0

GET THIS DAD A BRICK!

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chelthing 34 points ago +34 / -0

AND A COAT!

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Aries_cz 24 points ago +24 / -0

I so miss Brickbot and Coatbot...

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ArcticDark 18 points ago +18 / -0

I fought in the Meme Wars, same as some of these other pedes.... before the dark times... before the communists....

...Which reminds me....your father wanted you to have this when you were more spicy.....

.... your father's Two Curved Hollow Fangs.... ..not as clumsy or random as MSPaint memes.... an elegant weapon.... from a more based age....

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Aries_cz 9 points ago +9 / -0

You failed, your befuddleness, I am a centipede, a nimble navigator, like my father before me

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BasedRetard 52 points ago +52 / -0

The Shire just rezoned for multi-family dwellings.

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dukeofdoorcounty 20 points ago +20 / -0

single familily caves are racist

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D__1 8 points ago +8 / -0

This isn't going to go well for the White Wizard...

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when_we_win_remember 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's gandalf the Rainbow now

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when_we_win_remember 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holes, not caves

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

They certainly did the whole redistribution thing on Bilbo's hobbit hole well.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Green Dragon now serves tankards of purple drank.

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imnotdeadyet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Subsidized Housing!

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redgreenyellowblu 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's going to become a food desert. :-(

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Captain_MAGA 44 points ago +44 / -0

Not watching this garbage. Why would I when the Peter Jackson films are some of the best movies ever made?

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Visceroth 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like the animated films more but his were pretty good... Left out Tom Bombadil though. Major strike against his.

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WinMoreReeLess 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only to free up more screen time for Arwen. She had 2 scenes in the books and one was in the epilogue.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also (predictably) changed Tolkien's wry humor in which some enemy or other asserts that no man can kill him but is then killed by a woman from being a footnote in the text into a loud, triumphalist "I am woman hear me roar" shout in the movie.

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Junkevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the first and second books, you're right. But if you cut out bombadil, you'd also have to cut out the scourging of the shire. Which they did.

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Visceroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

True.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bombadil is an amazing character... in a book. Translated to the screen, he would just be ridiculous.

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MauserShooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tom bombadill is a pointless character. I remember reading the books and wondering when this characters role will just end.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 12 points ago +13 / -1

And the new shows will have absolutely nothing to do with anything Tolkien ever wrote, I'm sure

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MauserShooter 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wont watch the show, it will just be a painful experience of destroying what is perfect and good.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me either

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PepeBoyington 2 points ago +2 / -0

nor i - but i will probably watch certain youtubers dissect and destroy it episode by episode

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +10 / -2

They should have named it Lord of the Cock Rings.

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BonnieBlueFlag 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek.

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "diverse" mob can't create, it can only churn out poor re-makes.

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trump_2077 2 points ago +2 / -0

MORE PROPAGANDA SH!TE biz as usual kek

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War_Hamster 23 points ago +23 / -0

So Sauron won after all?

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PresidentBidet 17 points ago +17 / -0

George Sauron?

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

You might be onto something here.

Has anyone ever seen Soros and Sauron in the same room?

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BaronFalcon 6 points ago +6 / -0

fair point

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Judicator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Google Chrome is just his Eye.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice.

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EvJohn 5 points ago +6 / -1

underrated

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Yes, he did.

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Speechify 22 points ago +22 / -0

Goddammit. Why do they fucking have to ruin everything.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because they can never be happy and they won't let others be happy.

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DisbandTheCIA 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL

Yes the world of orcs, elves, and hobbits is definitely lacking diversity.

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Brownwaterboys 18 points ago +18 / -0

but what about the orc migration into the shire.

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Visceroth 7 points ago +7 / -0

The scouring of the shire will he the most watched episode.

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BlitheringIdiot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actually, that chapter is an excellent description of the inevitable results of Socialism wherever it's implemented.

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grandfather_nurgle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bilbo met a black hobbit and the first thing it did was challenge him to a rap battle then tried to kill him.

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Robbed his ass and took his mule.

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Bigly2021 15 points ago +15 / -0

Huge LOTR fan. The show will likely be completely panned by fans. Tolkien intended Middle Earth to be a fictional ancient history of England And Northern Europe. The characters are Caucasian by design, and changing that fucks with the actual foundation of that world and story. Lefties probably can't handle that though. The show is going to blow.

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LizardKingx001 13 points ago +13 / -0

I will never understand why they don't just make fantasy story or movie based on one of those cultures cultural tradition. Instead, they appropriate something European

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RedPrincess 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because theyre ignorant.

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osculate_posterior_p 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its deliberate destruction by cultural vandals

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PKC_MAN 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lord of the rings already have a strong female character who killed a monster men could not beat. What more do they want?

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Bianceziwo 11 points ago +11 / -0

For them a strong woman means a manly woman, not strong in a female way

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D__1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dragons in drag...

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +13 / -1

Lucas is a soy faggot, don't be Lucas

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BasedMedicalDoctor 11 points ago +12 / -1

Correct. Why the fuck would crucify your dad like that? People will target him now

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trump_2077 3 points ago +3 / -0

who dafuq knows or GIVES A SH!TE what he is or where theyll go APESH!T over the next trump post or sombs ROFL

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LibertySmiberty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are they going to have black Chinese Muslim and Mexican tree people? Ents?

or is it going to be only the hobbits that gets Diversified?

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RackOps 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure there will be black elves.

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covfefe_energy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's going to be like Lake-Town in the Hobbit film, with random black muslims who are completely out of place and out of context.

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Rerun1Central 9 points ago +9 / -0

OMG - your dad needs a special on Netflix!

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Redpill-notCommieRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

Open border policy Saruman with his election tampering. The Shire was peaceful when the Tooks held office and had Shire first policies.

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impera 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey now, the shire too must bear its share of the burden of entrenched colonial racisms and accept orc refugees who wish to continue practicing their own vibrant and enriching culture.

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Testosteroneape2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds shit like the game of thrones spin off

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Eatinglue 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh god theyre doing a GOT spinoff? Last two seasons were complete shit.

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HairEStamper 4 points ago +4 / -0

The last two? It went down hill after season 4. Seasons 7 and 8 were just so bad that it makes the bad writing of season 5 and 6 seem good.

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mulejuicemcquaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Season 5 is when the show ran out of books, so they had to actually write most of the show themselves based on a plot overview by Martin instead of adapting the good writing that already existed for TV. Then I think they realized they dropped characters and plotlines from early on that became integral to the story... and stopped caring about the quality and just wanted to finish things up and move on.

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HairEStamper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Season 5 and 6 could have used the material from A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons. Euron and Victorian Greyjoy are great characters in the book, Victorian was cut and they made Euron nothing like book Euron.

Season 5 they could have had Stannis Baratheon's entire Northern campaign uniting the tribes that were loyal to the Starks to take on the Boltons but instead they had Stannis sit around while Ramsay and his twenty good men burn his food supply then burn his daughter.

Instead we get season 6 where Jon Snow got Stannis's northern campaign storyline. Though in the books the Battle of Winterfell didn't take place yet and probably never will since the writer probably won't finish the books.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Battle of the bastards and winds of winter were awesome TV, thats the only reason I say last two seasons were shit.

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SteersBeersandQueers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds made up

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PhantomShield72 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't speak to me or my wife's son ever again!!!

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TheBasedFriscoMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ive loved LoTR since I first read the trilogy in 1976. But Ill be damned if I watch a woke version of it. The Hobbit was bad enough with Evangeline Lily, as hot as she is, portraying some kind of character that was never ever in Tolkiens mind.

Fools.

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Couchbeer69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why don't all these "minorities" invent their own fantasy epics and develop that? Why are these things hijacked with "minorities" inserting themselves into the mix? Who actually thinks it improves the universe of these fantasy lands?

They really could take wakanda and flesh out that universe... are they incapable of creating their own?

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USPatriot45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its ok, just dont watch it. Let it get bad reviews and ratings. Then let them blame us for bad reviews.

We all know the original lotr is about ethno European-esque races.

We know elves, Hobbits, and dwarves are all white and the stories are all about WHITE MEN. We know this because its in the original books. So don't let perverted Hollywood racists ruin it. Just ignore the existence of the show, consider it non Canon, and move on.

I'm used to it, and you should be too.

Know that one day everyone will be forced to wake up to the reality that white culture doesn't exist without white people. All the beauty and privilege we experience in this world was shared with us by white innovators. Everything from sewage systems to computers to space flying rocket ships, thank your local white man. They can role play all they want, they'll never get it out of their head that they wouldn't probably even exist without white men. Thats why they hate us and want to replace us. We live rent free in their heads, in their own self significance. It must be aggravating when you grow up and say "my ancestors lived in mud huts as close as possible to running water because they couldn't figure out how to irrigate water and tame wild life"

Then open a book and see that thousands of years ago, europeans were forging metal, navigating the endless oceans, and creating civilization a million times over. Then realizing today that you exist in said European countries, you speak their language, drive their cars, and cannot function without their technological contributions. This is their way of revenge. They are so fucking jealous. Its why our pride is illegal but theirs is on every fortune 500s main page.

They could be thankful and assimilate, but they usually hate. This could all be a social experiment, but they will NEVER destroy our culture.

Here to stay.

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StadiumHopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes and rather than show the very masculan warrier like FAIRY population, they will be dressed in rainbow colors, sport artificial taffita wings and appear highly feminized, constantly talking about better decorating the natural environment. One cut from an appearance in a forest habitat has one fairy speaking to his brother-in-law just prior to preparing for an deadly "hell no we won't go" pep rally.

"Oh Pierre, I love what you've done with the yard. That display of rocks and boulder look so nearly natural and the way you enhanced the oak tree entry to your cave dwelling is just fabulous. Are those new cuff links?" To which Pierre resonds, "Yes they are new, stopped by the silversmith's Portia and Pannelope and picked them up, but they were really a ...hey, hey, hey, watch were you are flying there. I just planted those ferns. Anyway I actually got them as a gift for Septum's egg-day, but I wanted to wear them just for today's big rally. It's a peace & love signs made from intertwined mansanita branches. The setting is just wonderful."

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womendriverslol 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why does everyone insist on the cultural appropriation of white folk?

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bavarianpesant 5 points ago +5 / -0

whatever amazon is doing to Lord of the Rings im sure Tolkin is rotating in his grave considering he would be called a nazi in this day and age

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Redditcensorsyouandi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Strong woman is now code for tranny hobbitses

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heightnoise 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOOKS LIKE LOOTING'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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Urusovite 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope Sauron wins in this version then.

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g0rdy 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's TOLKIEN not WOLKIEN

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's just let the orcs in. We need the diversity.

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magaroll 3 points ago +3 / -0

strong female characters? I thought the people they are pandering too believe gender is a myth?

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dankai420 3 points ago +3 / -0

I knew they were gonna ruin it, these big globohomo companies always push their ideology onto things.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope this pile of shit fails miserably.

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is bound to be the most comedic version of the shire humanity will ever get to see. Hilariously bad. It will be an achievement in stupidly bad media. I needs to be watched for the pure mockery marketability alone.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not just have all of them trannies and gay muslims as long as they are dancing in their own religious fantasyland? Maybe they can just show them sodomizing each other the whole film- isn't that what they want?

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never taking to his dad again?

Yeah, until the next time this loser ass needs money, I'll bet!

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's hilarious.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me guess: the Ching Chongs will be elves because they have funny eyes. The Mexicans will be hobbits cause they short as fuck. The Indians Will be dwarves because they smell bad. And the joggers will be orcs because we all know why.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Quick, grab Bilbo!"

<tranny character grabs a dildo>

(Sam meme): No, I said BILBO!

<tranny character grabs another dildo>

(sigh) "What's the use... Tolkein's legacy is fucked..."

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snowcatzor 2 points ago +2 / -0

After Mordor was devastated by the invasion of (white) men, the poor Orc-ish refugees became victims in need of resettlement. Thankfully a brave group of pro open-border Hobbit activists managed to guide them to their new homes in the Shire, despite attempts by racist men to stop them along the way.

Now the Shire is suitably enriched and everything is well. No social problems whatsoever.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inclusivity makes the story hard to believe.

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Sherpa_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad knows his shit.

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GodKingHarambe 2 points ago +3 / -1

We already had that.

They were called "Orcs"

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yurimodin 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah but the half-breed Uruk-hai were the worst......

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Bianceziwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why couldnt they cast it like GOT? I thought the tolkien estate was supposed to stop stuff like this from happening

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

even Maori-types

lmao who wrote that

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when_we_win_remember 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are Maori archaic humanoids like Abos or are they Asian?

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gandelf's horse & cart is gonn be left on blocks,

Merry & P.I.M.Pin will be the local "leaf" dealers,

Frodo Bellend & Samwise Bum-me will be Ghey Hobbits of color fighting the patriarchy and oppression,

Golum/Smegol will just be some random cis, white, dude, all looking for the one cock ring to rule them all

Tell me again how LOTR isn't already DOA?

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lives with his parents. Uses their computer.

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Rfeelingshurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll be a shit shire

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BorisovitchOslav 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad wins again! Top KEK.