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jughaid 24 points ago +24 / -0

What are you going to next vile evil-doer.....buy a riding mower? Fill up your tank with gas? Buy a half dozen 2x4s? You must really hate America.....

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TheTelltaleFly 17 points ago +17 / -0

Go to a school board meeting? Deplorable.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 11 points ago +11 / -0

Make a leather Bible cover. It’s Christian AND it’s not vegan. That’s some “straight to the camps” tier transgressions right there.

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Wild__Bill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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MyAuntFanny 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm wondering what would happen if someone were to move the same 1000 in and out of their accts randomly every few days. Never a pattern. Never the exact same amount. Just to generate more paperwork for all involved. And to create a history. If that person hypothetically generated some inome under the table it might not trigger any bells that way. At least that's my theory.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's fucking brilliant! Yes I want to join that committee.

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darkwinter76 0 points ago +3 / -3

They're most likely using software algorithms for this so it's probably more hassle than it's worth

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks for the analysis stranger handshake.

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Cliffinati 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you also have an algorithm moving the money.........

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Tenspot20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bitcoin is loving it at $61.4K per coin (nearing a new high mark)

"move it or lose it"

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PITPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bitcoin exit strategy for those to further hedge and take advantage for low interest rates on realty is a Qualified Opportunity Fund.

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PITPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who lets me do that?

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TheDonWon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was it on time? If so, file that under white supreme activity

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1stLssah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bruh! Get a storage , move the freezer of tendies NOW

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit criminal. Are going to pay your taxes next as an encore?

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I paid my credit card bill yesterday. 🤣

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t wait until we close on our business sale and pay off the loan. . . Do you think I should get Ring-Dings for the nice agents?

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raytheater 1 point ago +1 / -0

You and me both my friend.

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AlmostHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's racist!!

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PrezElectHamsandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh. Paying your mortgage is white supremacy.

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Badradness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaa