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Who else agrees? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by I-am-Orlando ago by I-am-Orlando +2554 / -4
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Bigjay 73 points ago +74 / -1

Showed this to my wife,. Months and months ago. She actually said why in the hell did he shave it?.. he'd of had the women's vote locked down. Bless her,.

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Pepedom 36 points ago +38 / -2

He'd certainly have my ovaries overworked. No lie, first time I saw one of these pictures, I made my husband grow his beard. A bearded man kissing your neck....🤤🥴

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NancyPeloci 19 points ago +20 / -1

I heard he had his facial hair laser removed. He felt the time it took for him to shave every morning was time wasted.

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SecondProtectsFirst 14 points ago +14 / -0

That’s a good point and to be honest properly grooming a beard takes some time too, I’m sure he feels like he already spends enough time on his hair.

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sully 5 points ago +5 / -0

properly grooming a beard takes some time too

It really doesn't. Just keep it trimmed up and shaped how you like it and that's about it. Something that needs to be done maybe once or twice a month. I always get constant compliments on my beard and I've always been "that guy with the beard". I spend maybe 10 minutes max on my beard every few months. As long as you are taking showers and keeping up your hygiene like a normal person, you don't need oils and balm and all that shit. It's a complete waste of money.

Tbh it takes more effort to shave your face every day or few days than it does having a beard.

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Dieselslacker 53 points ago +53 / -0

I liked the picture with him bald and the beard

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Chickenbaconpoutine 33 points ago +35 / -2

If he goes bald, however badass he would look, he would be relentlessly linked to skinheads/neo-nazis by the left.

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BeholdaPaleHorse 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yeah we wouldn’t want him relentlessly linked to skinheads/neo-nazis by the left.

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WaxMyBallsBernie 20 points ago +20 / -0

How would we even go on?

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NavySTG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just like "pureblood" is being linked to Nazis.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pure blood does sound bad. Better to say "Normal Bloods" and "Spike Bloods". They will rage over you saying normal but everyone else will be like "wtf it just says normal blood why are you mad"

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NavySTG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll just call them vaxxed and unvaxxed. I don't want to alienate Pedes just because they got a vaccine. They made a choice, but if they're still MAGA, they're ok in my book.

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AtlanteanWizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

but since its not a 'vaccine', those terms are no longer valid. With whats been coming out about the parasitic forms being discovered in the bioweapon injections, we should call injected people 'hosts'.

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SecondProtectsFirst 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well they already cancelled JK Rowling for saying such terrible things as “women give birth” so it’s not much of a jump from death eaters to Nazis for them.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely. I think this looks better personally.

But he's already "linked" to Nazis relentlessly so whatever he wants.

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WhoMeTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

You need to stop worrying about leftists "labels"... that's how they win.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like it or not they do control the majority of the media that most people consume. There's no point giving them free ammo.

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah... we should all just shut up... it's worked so well so far...

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ConservativeTeacher 3 points ago +3 / -0

Found the faggot that becomes a RINO at the first possible opportunity.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeh you can fuck right off with your shit take. Saying about something "No, this isn't a good idea." doesn't make you a RINO.

I'm never gonna stray from the path. I've put way too much time, efforts and money into coming to live in the US, I will never let the lefty deviants turn this place into a shithole.

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Forbidden_outcast 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

true, but his golden coif is his signature look. and i assume like Sampson, it gives him power.

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's probably more truth to this than not.... XD

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AsaNisiMAGA 30 points ago +33 / -3

No. His look is iconic and icons are powerful. Don't fuck with them. And I'm so tired of the beard thing. President Trump has a chin, he doesn't need a beard.

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AsaNisiMAGA 23 points ago +24 / -1

LOL I'm an actual biological female. And I've loved President Trump's iconic look since the 1980s. And it does have powerful juju.

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Jjones23 21 points ago +21 / -0

if woman were supposed to have hairless armpits, they’d stay children.

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NamendaBiden 22 points ago +24 / -2

You win and I hate you for it.

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entwickelnden 12 points ago +13 / -1

lol ya, this is one of those wins in which we all lose.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or East Germans

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AsaNisiMAGA 6 points ago +7 / -1

Thanks for the biology lesson Mr. Natural. You probably don't get that reference but anyway... Are you calling President Trump feminine? Because clean shaven is the grooming style he's chosen for himself for his entire adult life. Not sure he could grow a beard anyway. There were rumors around the NYC socialite scene back in the day that he had his face lasered to make that look permanent. And if you think he's unmanly why would you want him in charge in the first place?

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should read the comix. They were hilarious.

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neurojerk 3 points ago +3 / -0

You must be a pretty based lady if you're reading Crumb. The feminists hate that guy with a passion.

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GodSaveTheWest 3 points ago +3 / -0

His hair is iconic, a beard wouldnt change that.

That being said who gives a fuck how he looks, the west is dying.

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Mothertrumprr 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's not even his final form tho

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Bigblue725 16 points ago +17 / -1

We had president Trump. It wasn't enough. Now we want the God Emperor.

Clean fuckin house

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anachrotech 10 points ago +11 / -1

I love that look. A manly man !

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Genericwhitemale 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not all people have good beard genes. He has it going on up top, but beard may not be that strong. I can relate.

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iirc_life 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like Robert E. Lee ... LEL

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Jettylee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was shocked the first time I saw a picture of him from the 90’s and just how handsome he really is/was.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at his pics from high school. He was an absolute Chad. His genes are impeccable. He even had professional baseball scouts eyeing him too but he blew them off because he wanted to become rich.

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MsAnthropic 4 points ago +6 / -2

Agreed. This beard look is badass.

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warlord1 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is a gay post nigga

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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah nigga this shit gay bruh

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Do_the_Math 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based Santa would give all Americans their economy, freedom, and country back for Christmas!

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Tycobbsalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea...but POTUS Trump is clean freak...he is fresh and so clean...

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly don't think he can. I've seen Trump photos from all times of day and never a 5 o'clock shadow. Think he got the hair lazered off so he'd never have to shave.

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slowmotrin 3 points ago +5 / -2

Beards are for hipsters who can't prove that they have a y chromosome in any other way. I will never understand the modern obsession with beards. Trump is a businessman, you don't have beards in the business world.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beards are for hipsters with no chin and fat people with too many chins 😅

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ManateeRanMild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hipsters just tried to coopt the Lumberjack look, but they're skinny city boys so they look stupid. My hubby is 6'4", 300 lbs, muscular with a beard. He builds shit, fixes cars, he's built decks, done framing, plumbing, wiring and drywall, dug trenches, cut down trees and any number of other manly things. Real men have beards, hipsters are just cheap knockoffs.

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slowmotrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only reason hipsters are called hipsters is because they are the children of hippies, who also had beards, beards have always been a liberal thing.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retarded statement.

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it's just the reality, and politicians like Ted Cruz that do it just to pander prove it.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

So when Robert E Lee had a beard, was it a liberal thing?

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well he was a Democrat so...

In all seriousness, beards back then we're seen as a symbol of being on the frontier and being rugged, this was far before the left co-opted it to be a way to hide an unmasculine face. Clean shaven has been the American way for years, a real man bears his face to the world, he doesn't hide it. This picture of Donald Trump just doesn't look good, he looks very grangey and unkempt, Not only is it unbecoming for conservative, but It would never ever be seen in his line of work.

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Big_Sam_Handwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well you got your opinion and I respect that. But I disagree.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

With that beard, it looks like President Trump rides a Chopper motorcycle, has a hot, sexy woman, kicks butt, and destroys multiple pussies.

wait he does all that and without having a beard

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ancroidubh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chooper, is that a modified scooter in South Asia? 😎

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 0 points ago +1 / -1

typo, i mean Chopper

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ancroidubh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yup, I’m just pulling your leg and hopefully making a funny.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 0 points ago +1 / -1

yes, I knew it, but I had not noticed the error that I put. LOL

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PatriotSkorzeny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because he does not have a glassjaw.

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Balsha8chan 3 points ago +7 / -4

Because it's not yellow beard but white beard and would look weird with dyed blonde hair.

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The_Gibbon 2 points ago +3 / -1

He could impregnate women within a 1,000-yard radius with just a glance.

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americandrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

As fucking stupid as it sounds, this is absolutely true. The optics of this would be legendary.

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MolochHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

he needs one for his wartime-presidency stage

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Jibideen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggots definitely would vote for somebody based on how they look. Downvote me, faggot.

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Skyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope

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PaulieM91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got some serious Ulysses Grant vibes from that sweet beard

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DeeDay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck yeah but to be honest, Trump is badass no matter what. EPIC badass with a beard however.

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acidburn 2 points ago +2 / -0

it would be the finest...some would say "the best"...beard ever. the people would come from all around to see it. little kids would say "let me touch it!" women would want to rub their hands on it (Melania gets to go first). and the FAKE NEWS in the back...there they are...the FAKE NEWS...they are so fake! they would say that putin told me to grow it! i don't know where they get this stuff. they are so fake. but it would be the finest beard!

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kensai 2 points ago +3 / -1

General Trump. I'd follow him like Cesar.

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AnonymousNobody2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beard and an eyepatch. He'll run under the name of "Punished Trump".

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2020TRUMPWIN 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thats one handsome son of a bitch

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acidburn 2 points ago +2 / -0

another thought: if fmr vp biden had one, it would just be an implant. and the media would fawn over it, and nobody would question it. like when he was half bald in the 70s, but now has a full head of "hair"

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

this isn't real, but yeah he looks BA with a beard but 45 is a clean shaven man.

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CA-Refugee 2 points ago +2 / -0

PUNISHED TRUMP

A Man Who Won Bigly

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AlphaOmaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pls

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maga_gal 1 point ago +2 / -1

Zeus vibes.

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mateus 1 point ago +1 / -0

And this woman says a resounding No! to the beard.


What he should do, however, is chuck the brassy yellow hair, and stick with the gray:

https://images.app.goo.gl/jFUnVTVVLd878Xqz7

And Mrs. Trump should see to it that he does!

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Urusovite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beards are manly. Bring on the beard! Plus they can store snacks for later.

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mateus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yuck. 🤦

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Urusovite 1 point ago +1 / -0

A man uses his beard like a woman uses her breasts.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs to go chrome some with the beard for full awesomeness

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cyberwar 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nobody with a beard can win the presidency

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ManateeRanMild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abraham Lincoln? Grant?

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cyberwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

present, not past

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friedchicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

No

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Hilliarysdustymuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s dreamy…

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +2 / -1

And if he shaved his head he would be gangster

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SNRNXS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should go with that Father Comstock look

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brundlefly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lookin a little like Ulysses Grant. Awesome.

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is SOOOO General Robert. E. Lee.....

You son of a bitch.... I'm in.

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Lykanthrocide 1 point ago +2 / -1

He's much more handsome with a full beard.

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1b2a 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like shit