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“Sensitive sand dunes” (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎  HONK  HONK  🌎🤡
posted ago by RobHatmaker ago by RobHatmaker +2824 / -1
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Bullet3250 102 points ago +102 / -0

LEFTY Media 'has to write Hate Trump stories'

or they will literally go out of business.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 46 points ago +46 / -0

Let's be honest, that's not going to keep them floating much longer either.

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deleted 38 points ago +38 / -0
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originaltrin 10 points ago +10 / -0

This right here. Same with so many of these places that are so bold about their opinions. It doesn't matter. They don't need your money. They're getting it from... elsewhere. That's why they so blatantly don't give a fuck when it appears that they're segregating their customers. We're in straight up clown world where on the surface nothing makes sense.

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm writing my representatives, asking them to end corporate welfare. My grounds are that they petition for tax payer money, then violate the constitutional rights of those tax payers.

I offer a compromise. If a company wants to continue receiving corporate welfare, they must adhere to the constitution and respect the rights of the tax payers from which they take money. Violations end with percentage penalties, such as 20% of yearly gross. Not profit, but gross.

Man, can you imagine how free this country would become literally over night?

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not profit, but gross.

You gotta watch the proofreaders and printers on that shit. One state, I think it was NJ but not sure, passed a bill to prohibit slungshots (a truly nasty weapon for close-in fighting) and some idiot did a mass edit on the final bill at (or just before) the printer and changed every occurance of "slungshot" to "slingshot" thinking it was a typo. The final vote happened and the bill went to the governor who signed it before anyone noticed the change.

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a crazy story, but they wanted to prohibit slungshots? They're used to cast mooring lines.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're used to cast mooring lines.

I could see that even never being around boats. The concern here was gang fights like westside story stuff. I ducked it and found this http://www.oldsaltblog.com/2018/07/the-monkey-fists-nasty-cousin-the-slungshot/

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NomadicKrow2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, you know how it goes. They'll pass laws to ban shit even after people figure out how to kill each other with those inflatable boxing gloves. If they can't have those, they'll just move on to something else. Like glass bottles.

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Tryhardneckbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

They write rag gossip like this and then write ads desguised as how tos and hype the shit out of new products prelaunch... they make fuck tons of money.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah they will stay afloat..... with a rope that is

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IHeartMyDoggy 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was home yesterday doing stuff around the house, so I had the tv on most of the day in the background. Every so often I would switch to MSNBC to see what their top stories of the day were. It was all Trump! All about January 6th and the subpoenas. All about Trump planning a coup. It was unbelievable. All the problems we are having with Biden and they spent the whole day talking about Trump.

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Bullet3250 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they stop talking about Trump.... LITERALLY 'no one' watches them.

They know that.

And I am beginning to think they will actually want Trump back - because that would save their network.

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Brobold 2 points ago +3 / -1

Half of their YouTube videos are still about him, the comments are even more hilarious.

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RobHatmaker [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Truth

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censorthisss 6 points ago +6 / -0

CIA media

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GodSaveTheWest 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also want to try and drown out any positive trump news to try and write history in a negative way about him.

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ProPatria 45 points ago +45 / -0

The dunes prefer the pronoun, "sandcurves" you bigots! /s

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RobHatmaker [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

😂 I almost went with a snowflake title for this post. Glad you read it the same way.

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Deadpool 33 points ago +33 / -0

Faggots are always sensitive. The faggots like Jim Acosta and Billy Mitchell are cranky because they always get sand in their pussy or their panties in a bunch.

These faggots don’t even realize that wind moves sand dunes every fucking day.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bah!

That's a conspiracy theory, just like "natural immunity".

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FinlandForTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

allegedly

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censorthisss 16 points ago +16 / -0

According to sources familiar with the thinking of someone who's familiar with Trump's thinking

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Brobold 1 point ago +2 / -1

Any news source that uses an anonymous source needs tossed into the opinion section.

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RobHatmaker [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

No shit. Allegedly, in lefty talk, means “we’re reaching for ANYTHING to spin the narrative.”

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's ignorant!

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MightyTheme 13 points ago +13 / -0

This sounds like a job for Captain Planet.

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WeaponizedSmirk 11 points ago +11 / -0

The amazing thing is they pick that picture to go with their headline, and the headline reading only low info Leftists are going to think they're talking about sand traps on golf courses because they're fucking dumb.

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HikingPatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

in their heads... rent free.

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Dirkdiggler69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump could be dead and they would still write articles about him.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rent free. Art of the deal!

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ronnietherocket 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its a good thing the Dune movie is coming out. It will be the Free Willy of Sand.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, they're going to fuck up that movie with diversity now?

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NEVER_SOCIALIST 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can we just start firebombing these journo's homes?

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TheWinningNeverStops 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been telling people to keep track of the journos writing these.

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PhantomShield72 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is imperative for them to keep the Orange Man Bad narrative running, no matter how ridiculous it makes them look in the process. If the people that bought into the story that Trump somehow single handedly ruined the country begin to wake up to the truth, they are fucked.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their useful idiots crave Orange Man Bad content. They are addicted to it and aren't getting enough of it these days. The ones I follow on social media still post Orange Man Bad stuff daily and share every misleadia article about it that they can find. I guarantee that they will share this one too.

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Palmertabs 5 points ago +5 / -0

they are literally asking people to worry about some piles of sand...

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Belleoffreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

They misspelled "the ocean".

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s sad I don’t even question whether this is real or not.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SAND DUNES???!?

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RobHatmaker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Critical Sand Dune Theory” should be banned....

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WhiskeyTangoActual 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rent free

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate sand traps as well. Would love to golf with Trump though

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's fucking sand. Go pound some you news faggots.

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WowbaggerTIP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald doesn't rake the bunkers? That bastard. /s

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LostSailor 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's like the signs at South Padre about protecting the sand dunes. They have all sorts of monitoring devices in the area. If you try driving off the beach to stay out of the water, the sheriff's department gets called. Tons of YT videos regarding this.

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barney85 2 points ago +3 / -1

wtf is sensitive sand dunes.

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akira2501 0 points ago +1 / -1

A ready made excuse to fuck with anyone you don't like. As if human life is less valuable than "environmental impact studies."

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NotAHandshake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free daily advertising for GEOTUS. You'd normally have to pay many many millions for that level of national mindshare!

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cryptoa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did he drive his golf cart over them or something?

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PepePinochet 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean when his golf ball gets stuck in the bunker?

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

"allegedly"

Alleged Russia collusion, alleged Alfa bank, alleged quid pro quo phone call, alleged insurrection, alleged crap.

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Icepck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't a satellite photo point straight down?

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RobHatmaker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, are you trying to introduce facts into the story? CNN would not appreciate that.

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Icepck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless they pointed the satellite at the horizon, zoned and focused perfectly, and they got lucky that nothing was in the way... yeah, this isn't from a satellite.

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somedaysoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think sand dunes are always being destroyed.... and rebuilt. That's a feature.

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spezholio 1 point ago +1 / -0

LET'S

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Reassess_Reevaluate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sensitive sand dunes?

IT'S PILES OF FUCKING SAND. THE MOST COMMON SUBSTANCE ON THE FUCKING PLANET.

God in Heaven, the retardation of the left has no limits.

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brrt 1 point ago +1 / -0

God forbid the sand be piled up in a different location

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HighenergyGearhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump literally was driving the bulldozer lol

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

...

Sand dunes.

Really?

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clownworld30330 1 point ago +1 / -0

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Desperate MSM. They need Trump for stories for readership grasps, and get more pathetic as time passes...

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ThePatriotGames2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd think this was The Bee. Sand dunes? Seriously?

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findthewarmspot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now how did Trump do anything as a private citizen?

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DJ_NeckFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh precious sand piles 😭

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Bigger_igloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta show the sand wedge some love too.

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck the FAKE NEWS!

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

They MSM is a bitter ex girlfriend who can’t get over her boyfriend.

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keeman 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Sensitive sand dunes". What makes a sand dune is that the wind blows on it and if becomes a different sand dune. If there is a pile of sand, the wind makes a dune by positive feedback. Any small hill with wind blowing over it loses velocity and so drops some of the sand it may be carrying. So small hills turn into large hills via wind. It is like talking about a "sensitive ocean wave" but in slow motion. These lefties literally have no clue what they are talking about or how physics works.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

How to you destroy a pile of sand that is continuously being re-sculpted by wind and rain? Did he drop a nuke on it and turn it to glass?

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556y308 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is real?

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

rent free

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reeeeeee muh sand though!!

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SPEDMan64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is no one concerned a satellite has apparently crashed on the those 'sensitive sand dunes' and is lying on its side taking pictures?

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MolochHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

must be a SJW golf course if even the sand dunes are sensitive

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sand dunes have purple hair and cry at the sky because of elections results?

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PhD_in_everything 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Sensitive sand dunes"? What the fuck does that even mean? They're not protected

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wolfsettler 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sand dunes.... They're fucking SAND!