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Littlebigfoot 93 points ago +93 / -0

Reminds me of the story of Job in the bible, our faith is being tested

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Old_Timer 37 points ago +42 / -5

His ten children were killed, but he was “rewarded” with more. It always irks me when the suffering of others is downplayed for the benefit of the main character.

Sigh.

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chungus47 17 points ago +17 / -0

He was rewarded with more than 10 children?

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Old_Timer 39 points ago +43 / -4

My apologies - he started with 7 sons and 3 daughters, and they were replaced in chapter 42. All of the rest of his possessions were doubled. Sigh. As a parent, I just can’t wrap my head around losing my children, and being okay with getting replacements. 😢

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wrongkindofimmigrant 25 points ago +26 / -1

I just can’t wrap my head around losing my children, and being okay with getting replacements. 😢

Some of the bugs have been worked-out and the new ones should be covered by manufacturer's warranty.

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originaltrin 22 points ago +23 / -1

Those first ten are always throwaways.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 25 points ago +25 / -0

^^^ This guy egineers.

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neurojerk 15 points ago +16 / -1

People just got used to the idea of kids dying back then because half of them would before they made it to adulthood. It was just baked into the cake. Same with women. Having a backup wife or two wasn't a bad idea.

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LirukDatan 6 points ago +6 / -0

An interesting thought I had about modern feminists crying how evil men always kept women uneducated and basically as property.

What they conveniently overlook, was the mortality rate in general, and during childbirth complications in particular.

Now if you're a head of a family, would you invest resources in one of your daughters to become a craftswoman or a scholar, if there's a pretty high chance she would die younger than the sons?

Having said that, I realize that it wasn't unusual for families to have like 14 kids, so my thought may be off.

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GrayManNumber333 11 points ago +12 / -1

She has a job already, being a mother and wife. That is a big job and was a bigger one.

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Trumpdup4prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. If you don’t want liberals raising your kids, it’s a full time job for the non-bread winning parent be they male or female.

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WillNotBeRuled 9 points ago +9 / -0

The book of Job does not record Job "being okay with it". Can you imaging losing ten children plus enduring the loss of your home, your business, your health, everything? Yet, he endured w/faith. And he was rewarded for his faith. Never give up. God wins, even if we don't in every circumstance. That's faith.

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Alpinix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry, fren, but your perspective is all wrong. Those first ten were not destroyed. They just went on to their reward early and Job is the happier today for it. He doesn't think about the pain he endured in life. He just spends his days with his 20 children in paradise. His life was painful but it was for a moment and it provided him with greater eternal joy.

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DeathArrow 5 points ago +8 / -3

Sssshhhh! Don't mention that part!

That's called an eye-opener.

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PRMan99 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yes. But people just after the flood lived much longer. Several hundred years. And they were middle aged in their 90s.

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Trumpdup4prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must have been nice. Early humans in the Bible lived until the 900s. Must have been something with the genes we had 10,000 years ago instead of now. That’s not very long in the scheme of the universe. Curious how we are now cursed with 10% of the lifespan.

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was addressed somewhere in the Bible. God said no more super long lifespans. It's a good thing too. One mercy of tyrants is that they eventually just die, but imagine multi-century reigns? Naw.

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Cyberpunkd 7 points ago +11 / -4

Shit, having 10 children would be a punishment to me.

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TerfidDillywop 13 points ago +14 / -1

You are permitted great wealth in food and lodging in exchange for very little work.

If you lived in the middle of nowhere in the bronze age, creating your own workforce by having many children was the only way to survive.

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rubmewithbeer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly, same with farming in more recent years

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Trumpdup4prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish I had 10 children. I swear we can out breed these liberals who have dogs instead of kids, and murder their babies before their born.

If every conservative family had at least three kids, we would be set in 18 years.

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MAD-3R 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need more like 10 per family to out breed the muzzies and ghetto rats.

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jsnforce 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as we aren't lazy and permit leftist ideology to taint them. It's hard though. You gotta have a firm foundation yourself, financial security, and the free time to invest in raising them properly.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 12 points ago +21 / -9

It will anger some here, but that story always makes me think God is a dick. Literally kill off his family and fuck up Job’s life to prove a point. But it’s okay, He replaced it all and even gave some more!

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DagnyT 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's been a while since I've read it, but as I recall God didn't do all the bad things. He simply didn't interfere when Satan requested to do the bad things due to his faith in Job remaining steadfast.

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NotAPuma 14 points ago +15 / -1

I mean, God has to prove a point.

Remember how he flooded the World?

He had to prove a point that he was All-Mighty and All-Powerful when the World became Decadent.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 5 points ago +8 / -3

I’m not religious in the slightest, I respect and kinda envy people who are, but from my perspective it seems messed up to prove a point through blanket suffering.

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originaltrin 20 points ago +21 / -1

You can't tell me that not once have you had the thought, "just burn it all, God."

I know you have. We all have.

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Holyscmoly 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or more realistically everyone has prayed “God please help me. Just this once and I promise…”. Even Steve Jobs did - At the end.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

"God ... send the a asteroid tomorrow"

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GetWokeGetBroke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got any more of them floods?

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WhoMeTwo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe God should have just gave them a strongly worded letter, or a stern lecture...

those have always worked so well.... ◔̯◔

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Ogcarvattack 7 points ago +7 / -0

This^^^^

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NotAPuma 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is True, and which is why God said he'd never Flood the Earth again.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

But fire however….

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NotAPuma 1 point ago +1 / -0

God didn't say nothing about another 30 Mile Asteroid.

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair pre flood earth was prolly hellish to begin with. Less to do with a wrathful god more of a mercy killing.

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rubmewithbeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it wasn't hellish but what we are seeing now in our culture. People not paying attention to all the bad around us, while were the ones saying a storm is coming watch out but all these idiots still want to live there life and believe nothing bad is going to happen. Jesus talks about the end times being like the days of noah

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not about this life.

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

He didn't flood the world to prove a point. He did it because the bloodline of man was polluted and their thoughts were continually evil.

"As it was in the data if Noah, so shall it be at the coming of man"

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zooty 2 points ago +4 / -2

You'd think an all-powerful being had nothing to prove.

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SecedeNOW 14 points ago +14 / -0

It had nothing to do with proving His power to anyone, it has everything to do with showing believers what is possible.

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NotAPuma 13 points ago +13 / -0

People need reminding from time to time.

That's why when Tribulation happens, people are gonna be SO Sorry for being degenerates.

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golfbrora 7 points ago +7 / -0

And when challenged by the prince of lies. WTF?

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rosie 6 points ago +6 / -0

God didn't do it.

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MyAuntFanny 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suppose it's better than proving the point, and them NOT giving Job anything back?

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marvinthehaggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://pics.onsizzle.com/panalig-that-moment-when-you-try-to-explain-to-jesus-14087723.png

"Yeah that sucks. Lemme tell you about my day. It was totally worse, dude."

:)

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Trumpdup4prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha awesome meme

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MensRea 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is what happens in the Love Comes Softly series. You lose your spouse, cry a little, get a new one. Rinse and repeat. God is wonderful. Are you ready for a new spouse?

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's an allegory.

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GrayManNumber333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read Ezekiel for a big downer.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The salt pillars must flow

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19American62Woman 45 points ago +45 / -0

Lost my family over it

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Barack-Obama2 67 points ago +68 / -1

No you didn’t. We are your family.

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19American62Woman 39 points ago +40 / -1

Thank you..if you only knew

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +18 / -6

Just wait until you mention you watched a Tim Pool video or drank a Coke.

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19American62Woman 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’ve already been beaten and put in ER, you mean there’s more fun to look forward to!

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Crappydatum 16 points ago +17 / -1

If someone beat you and put you in ER, they weren't "family"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +12 / -3

Not as long as you conform to the vague and always-changing rules of this site's ideological purity police.

I think I'm supposed to be boycotting clouds right now. It's hard to keep track.

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NotAPuma 14 points ago +14 / -0

Tim Pool is Asshole. A little Gatekeeping is Required to make sure Everyone stays MAGA.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +12 / -8

Oh bullshit. He was giving shout-outs to to this site, and people here responded by calling him a bald cuck because he wasn't 100% in lockstep with their views.

Guess what? I also like Scott Adams and Tucker Carlson and like hearing their thoughts.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your family did that? I'm so sorry.

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OperationCatSpeed 7 points ago +8 / -1

We won’t beat you for watching Tim Pool or drinking a Coke. There will be some awkward silence at the dinner table if you mention either though…

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +16 / -6

A couple of months ago I watched a woman here get dog piled because she mentioned that she and her husband had taken their kids to Disney World, a trip they had probably been planning for a long time.

That's when I realized that this place is becoming full of people who are no different than the authoritarian left.

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OperationCatSpeed 10 points ago +12 / -2

Authoritarian right won’t murder your children or try to fuck them either…

What’s your point? Disney is faggot programming for children.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +15 / -7

One of the biggest blackpills I've seen over the last several months is watching people here become exactly like the cancel culture left. I became a Trump supporter because I agreed with his agenda of secure borders, fair trade deals, and bringing back jobs. I've always been a "leave me the fuck alone and let me live my life in peace" person. But since the start of this year this place has become full of purity-testing assholes who screech at you if you're not boycotting everything they are. It now seems like this place is full of tradcon fanboys of that faggot Nick Fuentes who demand absolute ideological purity.

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NotAPuma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Uh... Barry, that doesn't mean you can touch the new family members.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s awful sweet of you, Barry. How does Big Mike feel about that?

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malthael 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm potentially going to lose family over very soon if this video is actually true, and so are a lot of people

http://www.opensourcetruth.com/doctors-testimony-how-the-vaccines-destroy-the-immune-system-in-stages/

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patch6 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will turn with the status quo. It is likely. Just don't give in.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 31 points ago +31 / -0

if Scarlett Johansson were based, she would be sexier than she is.

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TommyJarvis 19 points ago +19 / -0

I was curious what the fuck she has to do with this.

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OperationCatSpeed 27 points ago +27 / -0

Simping knows not of politics…

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OperationCatSpeed 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the child murdering butt that we were lauding as stunning and brave. Yeah, I hear you.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 8 points ago +9 / -1

Nothing.

I’d still shoot some baby batter into her lady purse

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Skogin 5 points ago +6 / -1

I would rummage thru her closet.

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Barack-Obama2 13 points ago +14 / -1

I’d spread my cheeks.

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Of course you would, Barry.

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TrumpTrainForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

This account catches me off guard all of the time.

Much like Big Mike catches Barry off guard all the time with his Yuge Dong.

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123notimeforme 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can have that diseased snapper. Not touching that.

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SpezIsANazisCumRag -1 points ago +1 / -2

lady purse

Bit redundant, don't you think?

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

is she the one with the trump supporting dog?

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weme06 4 points ago +4 / -0

I gotta praise SNL writers for that sketch.

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Carnasty 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's spoken up a few times about them trying to not get her to play parts because she wasn't Asian or black, etc. But not enough because her career and all.. pathetic.

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GhostPepperedLabia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Using an actual agent Smith to illustrate this point is entertaining at least.

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Liberty_Prime 23 points ago +24 / -1

Kept my friends. Have a better job. Own more guns now.

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swift_water 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lots more.

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Liberty_Prime 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep. Weeded out fake "freinds" back in 2017. The Trump Presidency was enough for that.

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swift_water 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah it's been a good filtration system. Tares meet chaff.

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Peppers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Way more

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

the guns are your frens now.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is me. My best friends are Smith and Wesson.

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should expand your friends circle and spend an afternoon with my friends Mr. Sig and Herr Sauer!

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Probably-Pooping 0 points ago +0 / -0

Dont tell anyone, but I’ve been spending a lot of time with Miss Česká Zbrojovka lately. CZ is something special.

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be careful, Dude. Rumor is that she loves to get banged with hot loads all day. And she will even let you friends and wife join in. What a slut.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 14 points ago +15 / -1

How is that woman a more attractive version of Scarlett Johansson. What devilry is this?

I took a friend out for dinner last night and shared that, well, I think I've shrunk my friend/acquaintance circle down 90% in 2 years. Fuck 'em. Looks like I'm fixin' to get fired over the clot-shot also.

Fortunately I'm not in a bad position and I can just go restart, live in a different country and find something productive to do with myself. Not everyone has that option.

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Meddlesom 12 points ago +12 / -0

That is Scarlett Johansson.

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Peppers 9 points ago +9 / -0

Boomer tier, but accurate. Have an upvote

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ThePatriotGames2016 9 points ago +10 / -1

who's the chick?

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MudDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

scarlet johansen?

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +3 / -1

i think it was just a random video where the girl filming it says something raunchy and this girl pauses for a moment and then says the girls name in an astounded shock type voice. sorry, can't remember the video but pretty sure that was it

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Meddlesom 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, it's Scarlett Johansson.

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least_counties_ever 8 points ago +9 / -1

The next thing is to accept Christ and realize that being rejected by the world is part of the process of entering his Kingdom.

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PrezElectHamsandwich 8 points ago +9 / -1

Based and Christpilled.

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TrumpTrainForever 3 points ago +4 / -1

God has talked to you friend, the question is, have you listened?

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samgab 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Why do my eyes hurt?"

"You've never used them before."

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

They never used their brain before either.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their brain hurts because of the blood clots.

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Joeybronzoni 6 points ago +6 / -0

And now everyday is hell... every...single....day...

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EricF300 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m unconvinced that this young lady would ever wake up, if she hadn’t already been redpilled as a child. Anyway, she’s gorgeous and I’m sure would have no problem finding a non-vax job somewhere, even if it were just sitting at a reception desk looking pretty. She’s an automatic hire.

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Urusovite 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's Scarlett Johannson who's a Hollywood elite feminazi establishment cocksucker...

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Cuntpuncher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Doesn't she have aids or something?

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TommyJarvis 9 points ago +9 / -0

If she took the “vaccine” she does now

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VonTyger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Random picture of who is that, Scarlet Johansson? In this meme is kind of bizarre.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was pretty hot before she dyke'd out. Memes do weird things sometimes.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have new narration for this image:

Panel 1:

"See how my sperm comes out white?"

"That means I am a "Pure Blood"

Panel 2.

(no words)

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Duster_340 3 points ago +3 / -0

Phuck, I’ll escape the matrix with her anytime!

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DrHavick 2 points ago +2 / -0

If everybody hates you, you must be doing something right.

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes, the best way to judge a person is by his enemies.

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Skankhunt420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget to include:

lost everything you own

had every family relationship ruined including with your fiance

were prescribed deadly medication

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realJohnGalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too much KEK to handle in one meme

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the hottest girl I've ever seen.

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'm bored, think I'll check them out

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BaronFalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh Jesus, it's fucking Qtards lol

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sk39999999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now its time to go back in to save more people. They are all being exterminated by death shots

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entERmyMAtrix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome… to the real world.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% brain achieved

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patriotfortrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dem Eyes…..

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EredAmlug 1 point ago +2 / -1

That is a crazy pretty woman.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Friends?

Liars aren't friends.

"Regular" job? Minimum wage isn't a job.

And Scarlette was mollested throughout her years. A woman in Hollywood?

Nigga, please.

Just saying, she probably got raped by so many drunken Weinsteins throughout her career, her snatch probably smells like rotten trash. :/

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sleepinggiant 1 point ago +1 / -0

"spiritual awakening".....escaping the matrix......more like trading version 5 for version 3....but leaping from one belief system to the next is still avoiding reality.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Norm-atrix"

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marvinthehaggler 1 point ago +1 / -0

With two photos of Scarlett Johannson, with dyed blonde hair.

(X) for Doubt, that you've escaped The Matrix.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is she not in a red dress?

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VoteRepublicanAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scarlett Johansson is just another leftist celebrity actor, idk why everyone keeps praising her.

And there's better looking women than her in my opinion at least.

The celebrities are all clones of each other at this point, it's creepy.

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T_WIN_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

We live in the Matrix but have taken the red pill. When they are in the ship that's the actual real world. They dial into the fake real world program 'The Matrix' but know everything is fake.

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russianbot4673 0 points ago +1 / -1

bitch has really cute dimples and a perfect smile but her eyes are a bit buggy looking. oh yeah and she's a commie, so to hell with her anyway.

why do tardos keep making 'conservative' memes with famous faggots in them? anyone know?

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Barthaneous 0 points ago +1 / -1

Literally what happens.

Jesus Christ literally said you will find your enemies of them who are within your own home.

Father against son, mother against daughter etc.

Division is what Jesus Christ who is the TRUTH said he came to perform among the human race. To divide the good from the bad. From the dignified and the undignified. From the righteous and the unrighteous. From those who seek him to those who don't. .

Get fucked liberal commie faggots Jesus Christ is coming in hot and all his people see his spirit working and one day when he comes he's going to rule with a Rod of Iron and he's not going to take it lightly that you willingly hated truth, righteousness and Life.

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MySidesGoUp 0 points ago +1 / -1

Brown-pilled…