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Coolgenner 81 points ago +81 / -0

We go to valhoppa

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ModernKnight 52 points ago +52 / -0

Home of Toadin!

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IAbsolutelyDare 45 points ago +45 / -0

And his lovely wife Frogga!

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Atlas_Honked 32 points ago +32 / -0

Nemesis of Honki!

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JudicialDredd 26 points ago +26 / -0

Frogki lord of memes

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Vandread010 16 points ago +16 / -0

All fear the coming of Ragnafrogk!

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ceremony_ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah, get ready for the Neo-Feudal world.

You know, where Government is only for the Elites.

Where there is no college, only education camps for smart or rich people.

Where the Military is to be used against the people, not foreigners.

Where you don't own anything, you only are allowed to eat and breath if the Elites like you.

Where you have to watch your children and grandchildren finds scraps to eat (if not literally, then figuratively) to survive.

Where you have no permanent address, just an electronic mailbox where you receive all your communication. Because you know, they might move you around to where they need warm bodies.

Where you get to live a certain "guaranteed" number of years; after which you will be bottom of the list for any medical procedure - good luck with old age healthcare - they don't want you living longer than you should.

Where they tell you how many kids you can have before forced sterilization.

Where religions are banned, and the only "religion" will be that preached by the State.

Where there are no more countries, just the Elites in their castles, and everybody else occupying one big, filthy mess of a world.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 3 points ago +3 / -0

I told you! We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer for the week...

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MagaChamp253 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down, `ere!

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ceremony_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

anarcho-syndicalist commune

Too many syllables for my tiny, smooth-brain.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Monty pythons and the holy grail.

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ceremony_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you think they'll let you live there?

Get in line behind the Somalis you White scum!

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Donald_Gear_Solid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to visit... sad-autistic-pepe.jpg When I go back to Europe (lived Germany in 80s) I only want to go to small country areas... no London, Paris ect...

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grandfather_nurgle 32 points ago +34 / -2

Christ is King.

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KSMOconservative 6 points ago +10 / -4

Only if Wodin says so.

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grandfather_nurgle 12 points ago +13 / -1

Christ is the Truth, the Light and the Way. Open your heart to Him, my fine pede, and you’ll know everlasting joy.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wodin wants you to drink Wodka! Everybody sing along! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

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Ponzo 4 points ago +9 / -5

I'd rather be amish than viking

edit: all those fucking larpers downvoting who can't even get their ass out the house to protest the shit going on but somehow think they can be manly enough to be a viking.

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snag_007 3 points ago +6 / -3

But Viking is SO much fun ! RAPE LOOT KILL BURN DESTROY ! But save the comely young wenches ,... BTW , I'm a direct descendant of Eric The Red ... Grandpa Leif got around quite a bit !

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bjorngottfriedsson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Join me then. I have a long list of vengeances to enact. I pay in silver, booze, and wenches.

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snag_007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if the wenches are comely and compliant !

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Klaus73 1 point ago +1 / -0

right up until you unleashed your COVID amoung the world..

How many prayers you getting these days/?

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CovfefeVideo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Frog the Bounty Hunter

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CrackerJack2 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm a Native American VIKING!
My ancestors have been here for a 1,000 years.
Resident of Vinland.
Prove me wrong.

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Hydroxymectin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elizabeth?

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

About a thousand years ago my ancestors took a wrong turn when trying to conquer the Holy Land, they ended up in Newfoundland where they were savagely clubbed to death by the natives. Oh wait that was Valhalla Rising, never mind.

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bjorngottfriedsson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Norway here. Our cousins got sick of each other, did they? Don't blame them. Erik the Red was kind of a dick.

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TDAF 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I pity the fool." -Mr. P

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germ-x 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Vikings/Scandinavians were probably cleaner and smelled better than your average leftist.

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 2 points ago +2 / -0

Setting a real low bar there.

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1DontTreadOnMe1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Blood Eagles are gonna make a huge comeback!!!!

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HeavyMetalPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anthrax is here to drop some edumacated tunes on anyone who doesn't know what "blood eagles" might be. NSFW!!! Or kids! Or if you're eating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFEgzGFuWGc

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ghostofAndrewJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It makes me sad I had to scroll so far to see the first comment about blood eagles. Many historians don't believe they happened. Every day, I feel more likely to have the opportunity to prove these historians wrong. I think it would be doable with a bolt cutter, hunting knife, and some 550.

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hear that squealing sound? That's my grind stone spinning.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me Axe you a question

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swing away.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hew got me good with that one!

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, that was pretty sharp.

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as we don’t up splitting hairs!

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Bigjay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dog the bounty Hunter is looking a bit like he's been smoking some shit with those eyes.

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PissJuggernaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Skol

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yurimodin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just saw a guy in Norway killed 5 ppl with a bow and arrow.......so much for gun control

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PepePedebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'll go silently. Now, family, friends, and associates? We'll see.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anders Breivik killed 70 people with a damn Mini 14. How is that even possible? That beats Audie Murphy.

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FamburgerHelper 5 points ago +5 / -0

No Pepe. Apu.

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rcstl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Valhalla, it will be!

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neosin 5 points ago +5 / -0

VICTORY OR VALHALLA

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not both?

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neosin 2 points ago +2 / -0

you mean we can have our cake AND eat it too?! wtf let's goooooooo

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LordKuroTheGreat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd been planning to be a crazy old crone living off in the woods in a little cottage growing medicinal herbs and shit, but that sounds like fun too.

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

A new age of tribalism is approaching.

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Julius_Severus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Embrace barbarian logos

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Whatyougotson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Techno viking will reign supreme

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Big_Don_45_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

BERZERKER!

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You rang and Amon Amarth hath answered!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV3ACc9DnJ0

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mordhaus 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE HOLD OUR HEADS UP TO THE SKY!

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swift_water 3 points ago +3 / -0

laughs in viking

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KSMOconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skol!

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KartoffelPuffer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like the innocuous grasshopper who under sufficient stress metamorphoses into a raging, all destructive locust.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like hogs, I believe that domesticated humans are also capable of returning to their feral ancestral roots.

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BoomShtick 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this is what the “great reset” is going to do…. I think the lefties are not going to like the results 🗡 🛡

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cut off me stinky arm

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Logan_Viking 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Sup

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cptkloss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please please please - give Hulkoff a listen....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YjxGdCAD2Y&ab_channel=Hulkoff

he's a fucking genius....

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is awesome, I thought Lemmy died...

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a fan of Tyr, this makes me very happy! Thank you!!

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MensRea 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gots some Viking in me.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s hot! 😎

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MensRea 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too late for non-believers

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kent [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they haven't awaken by now that's sad.

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Talking bout blood eagles 'n sheeit man.

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AgentGTO 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll join up for some raiding parties! If the industrial world collapses, I won't live long anyway, might as well travel the world and rai-, I mean meet new peoples! :)

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SlumberBalu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back then where a man dosnt put a skirt on to rape woman in changing rooms and toiletts by "claiming he feels like a woman" .... only man with skirts back then where freakin SCOTTISH ENGLAND MAN WITH A DRESS!

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stitching 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'all think we ain' t nice? Vikings were ruthless. That's right y'all will be dead from you infectious covid strains. We good!

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Punisher 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm okay with this, sounds like a nice life.

Do I get to make my own axes or sword cause I'm up for that too!

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered

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Jjones23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Icekickass 1 point ago +1 / -0

NGL I'm excited for viking times. Gonna go sharpen am axe and brew some meade

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futuregodemperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

See the power of VIKING PEPE!

https://youtu.be/SbhHKka7L3I?t=92

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeremiah 6:16 (ESV) Thus says the LORD: “Stand by the roads, and look, and ask for the ancient paths, where the good way is; and walk in it, and find rest for your souls. But they said, ‘We will not walk in it.’

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nordic Pepe slays dragons

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Skankhunt420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hop-fully y'all 'll put some money on my commissary.

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MagaChamp253 1 point ago +1 / -0

Til Valhal!

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webthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the way.

I'm going back from where I came.

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is comforting ahhh