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posted ago by TriggeringBigly ago by TriggeringBigly +2122 / -2

Getting married in 15 minutes, pedes. Wish me luck!

Spez: Everything went perfectly! I shed a few tears seeing her so beautiful T_^

Thanks for all the prayers and well-wishes - I don't have any traditional social media so you pedes are my online family! Her and I gotta start working on those purebloods soon...

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Babayagatx 59 points ago +59 / -0

Congratulations - it’s not luck - it’s love you want!

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Throwmeaway1235 28 points ago +28 / -0

Well, maybe the pede just wants to get through their vows without stuttering like Joe Biden trying to order ice cream...

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SquirtAlert 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't be so lucky.

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Throwmeaway1235 9 points ago +9 / -0

You you you I uh, we did it! You know, the thing.

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E-dantes 35 points ago +36 / -1

Shit! Im too late! Never let the sun set on your anger. Fights will happen. Love eachother nonetheless. Good luck pedes. May God bless your marriage.

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me-no-likely3 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hope you’re checking your phone during the reception!

Congrats pede!

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D__1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Getting married via FaceTime with real time fact checkers...might get awkward.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

“I do”

Fact check: mostly false. Sometimes he doesn’t.

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FuckReddit4545 16 points ago +16 / -0

May God bless your marriage

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Texas_81 15 points ago +16 / -1

Have 20 kids and raise them conservative!!!

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notCIA 3 points ago +4 / -1

30!

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swift_water 15 points ago +15 / -0

Congratulations!!! Communication happens between equals, listening is key. Understanding men and women prioritize their values differently is huge.

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koikatturtle 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congratulations!!!! Be loving and kind to one another from this day forward.

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Patriotrealm 12 points ago +12 / -0
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Based_psychologist 8 points ago +8 / -0

In the feels. /td/wholesome

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VeryRarePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s adorable

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WhoMeTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way!

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 9 points ago +9 / -0

We better not hear back from you for at least 24 hours pede.

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Dutch_Christian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congrats!!! Now go make them patriot kids!

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ShyRipley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congratulations!

I hope the ceremony was beautiful, your reception is a blast and your marriage becomes a happiness beyond words.

Enjoy your day. :)

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Mothertrumprr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Give her the pepe!!! Congrats.

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Jimbo28a 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always be clear as to who's the boss, regarding kids. NEVER put them in public school (live in a trailer park, if necessary) Phonics for reading (real phonics) Math without calculators as long as possible (at least through Algebra-2).

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VirtusHonos 6 points ago +6 / -0

No matter what: be faithful, work out differences, ride it out together. You emerge stronger together and you progressively will see the nuances of this woman, making your marriage more interesting and unique and worth burnishing. I’ve been married 40 years and am better for it.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats Pede!!!!! Have a great party!

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oorahcreamedcorn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats!

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ChynahIzAzzhole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Marriage for women is an event... for men it's a condition.

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Angry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just say the correct name!

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16BeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rachel.

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WhoMeTwo 4 points ago +4 / -0

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Make lots of babies!

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T-Bear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome!

I hope this is a keeper, for you're now 3 hrs, 45 minutes+ married by the time of this comment!

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anon09 4 points ago +4 / -0

based

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a life of struggle, not luck. Struggle well; be gentler than you are now and kinder than you think you can be. It'll eventually be THE WHOLE of the relationship...

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DontArkancideMeBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. The pastor who married me and my wife advised me that as the Head of the church , Jesus is the chief forgiver. And as the head of the family, the husband is the chief forgiver. Marriage is not easy. The first guy to “congratulate” me at my reception simply said “so you’re the groom huh?” And “I’m sorry” lol.

Get her pregnant as soon as you can. Don’t wait. Married 11 years here, and she didn’t want to get pregnant right away. They just go crazy thinking you’re going to jump ship though. Once you have kids then they know you are all-in and they mellow out.

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Serp-Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations, hope she doesn't turn into a bitch !

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sjw_injection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats!!!

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WangDoodleDangle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations!!!!!! Freaking awesome!

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GitmoHasVacancies 2 points ago +2 / -0

GET BUSY pure bloods. After the great die-off this winter, we'll need to repopulate the county

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Yuuuugefan 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless!!

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SquirtAlert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratultions! Wish you and yours all the best.

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556y308 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK YEAH!!!!! CONGRATS PEDE!!!!!

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EvensoAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luck? You don't need luck. Now go make some patriot babies.

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Barbarella64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck and Congratulations pedes.

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats Mr Pede and the new Mrs Pede

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ManateeRanMild 2 points ago +2 / -0

May your first child be a masculine child.

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SmokeyAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats and God Bless, and oh yeah, can we get six or more Pede babies from y'all?

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tdee3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

i hope your first child is a masculine child

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snoopy3210 2 points ago +2 / -0

signed into eternity on patriots.win (hope the servers survive)

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UltraFrogMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comgrats

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CaptainHempbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will never understand the desire to bring the state into your relationship. Best of luck to you.

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IeatCrakerzNbed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luck is for gamblers, God bless your unity.

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Senaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP to your bank account. Just kidding, congrats.

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Pedecounter 2 points ago +2 / -0

hope you signed a prenup

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RonohWrathmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

hope you're fucking by now... sorry I'm late

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Liam_Clancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations rude boi, wishing you and your missus all the best from Ireland.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations to you and your new Mrs Pede.

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glevert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations!

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Bohemyth_2 2 points ago +2 / -0

1 Corinthians 13:13