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No way!! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎  HONK  HONK  🌎🤡
posted ago by TennesseeScorpio ago by TennesseeScorpio +3976 / -0
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Asshat4Congress 106 points ago +106 / -0

Next do Lindsey Graham

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SquiggyMcPepe 44 points ago +44 / -0

Thats lindsey and pete on the sea horses. The perfect gay couple.

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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covok48 13 points ago +13 / -0

They ended it in 2009. Which was much later than I expected.

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Jonah_Kyle 7 points ago +7 / -0

The last great skit they did was the Election Night Party 2016 featuring Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock. I have to admit, that was one of SNL's best even reaching back to the 70's and 80's heyday.

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

SNL has become a dumpster fire that’s actually painful to watch.

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Dark_Shroud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad part it they have some great skits from back in the day.

The only thing I've seen in recent years from them that was good were:

Grouch (Joker Parody)

Wes Anderson Horror Trailer

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone says "oh SNL was so much better back in my day." They have a few funny bits, yet. I'm not convinced that it wasn't always mostly suck

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Dark_Shroud 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say you're mostly right.

Only now most of SNL is so bad that even the mediocre and time filling skits now look better in comparison. You'll notice most of those skits are not uploaded to YouTube.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

I liked the one where the cop eats a weed gummy and tries to talk down a hostage taker. That's pretty original and funny shit. Actually, the musical numbers are mostly better than the others. Sing and dance monkeys! What do they pay you for?

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Carell and Colbert have become caricatures of their cartoon selves.

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Cali_kid 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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GEOTUS45-4LIFE 16 points ago +16 / -0

Next do 80% of politicians

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marvinthehaggler 5 points ago +5 / -0

My vote is for a Netflix Odd Couple/Bosom Buddies series on Kevin McCarthy and Frank Luntz.

"Hot Luntz!"

Won't watch it, of course. But do want to know it gets made.

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BizarreCzar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lindsey’s finishing move sounds like a jet ski in shallow water.

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

Interesting that Tim Scott also is a “lifelong bachelor”, isn’t it??

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ScullyMully 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cory "Spartacus" Booker and his beard totally legit "girlfriend" Rosario Dawson like this comment

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entwickelnden 3 points ago +3 / -0

I once had a crush on her too, yikes!

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BrionK 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then do Mittens Romney

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stonepony 54 points ago +55 / -1

Always appreciate that Conservative homos can take a joke without crying about it.

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FishyMan420 40 points ago +41 / -1

If the joke is funny and not mean spirited, yes :).

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stonepony 28 points ago +28 / -0

Totally agreed. That's why I love Trump impressions that make fun of the guy, but not Alec Baldwin, because he's mean spirited and it's the thought that counts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTGDlljjgEc

Would love to see Trump react to that. Hilarious, IMO.

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NotTrumpsNewAlt 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's okay. It's okay.

Trump's color is all wrong there though. Not sure why they do that.

Trump is more of a Florida sunrise color. Bright and strong are words I think they use to describe him.

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FishyMan420 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jrebvmPlk

It's a little dry, but I like it.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha that was dryer than chalk

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Deep fakes" are getting pretty good. I mean, sure it's obvious enough, but imagine seeing that 20 years ago.

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FishyMan420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea that was the whole point of that channel. Check out this vid, it's crazy. I swear some of the people like Michael Caine are real, it's just too perfect.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump impersonator on Red Eye was hilarious.

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

He did some funny stuff on Conan too, where they pretended to leak phone calls between Barack and Trump.

Barack? Knock knock.

-who's there?

Who.

-who who?

Quiet Barack, I think there's an owl listening. I'll call you back on a secure line. I'm on to you spy owl!

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha

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stonepony 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Social media... They had to take it away I was too good"

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I heard there was some kind of pussy banquet"

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BidensWetNurse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Something your feelings. Being mean is unnecessary, but there's no need to cry about it. I get the message that my children should be forcibly vaxxed in front of me and be slaves because they're white everyday. I don't cry, I just buy another useful tool as soon as I can. Shame guns are off the menu in KnifeandSwordistan.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol your username

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Miztivin 11 points ago +12 / -1

We have the best homos.

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 1 point ago +10 / -9

Conservative homos

Pick

One

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stonepony 9 points ago +12 / -3

Why? I don't lick boots.

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Amaroq64 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can't lick boot if you got a dick in your mouth.

*thinking meme*

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stonepony 8 points ago +9 / -1

And you can't pretend to support freedom, if you think politicians should get to decide who you can have sex with.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm straight and I agree.

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entwickelnden 5 points ago +5 / -0

theres always going to be homo sexuals and while i dont agree with promoting that sexuality and dont understand the point of saying they cant be part of our movement. We all sin so Im not gonna cast the first stone.

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TruthDefenseForce -3 points ago +5 / -8

Cuckservative homos. Seriously though, anyone who calls himself a conservative and support homosexuals is an absolute moron. Keep in mind MAGA isn't a conservative movement. It's basically a "we wish things would just go back to the way they were in the 1990s" movement that completely denies any of the structural societal changes that lead to the 2000s, 10s and now 20s from the 1990s. It's like complaining your parked car rolled down the hill and simply wishing to turn back time to when the vehicle was at the top of the hill instead of putting the emergency break on. True conservatives understand what structural changes need to be made to prevent the 00s, 10s and 20s if we ever do turn back time. Most MAGA cuckservatives refuse to acknowledge the structural changes to society we need to make. Homosexuals must not be tolerated, allowed or supported at all. Homosexuality is immoral and must be regarded as such.

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GoldenSpirals 6 points ago +8 / -2

Eh, I never had a beef with them, up until people started demanding that I have to change my own language, views, kow-tow to someone elses sexual preferences, then I started having a problem.

We don't need to be all Westboro about it though.

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MauserShooter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Westboro was founded by a democrat lawyer.

Keep that in mind, it’s not a church but a well run scam.

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TruthDefenseForce 0 points ago +5 / -5

Right, if only my car stopped midway through its roll to the bottom, it wouldn't have crashed. Except it won't stop midway through because that's not how it works.

Your tolerance of "I didn't have any beef with them..." is how it started in the first place. You should have beef with them because they are immoral and if you maintained this line, they'd never have got to where they are now.

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GoldenSpirals 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't like the idea of using the bible as the baseline for crafting laws.

They can celebrate their butt fucking all they way, just do it in their own homes and not in the god damn streets.

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TruthDefenseForce 0 points ago +3 / -3

But if you're fine with gays then what's the big deal if they do it in the streets? Are you a bigot? They aren't harming anyone? The bible is outdated and you shouldn't base your morality on it etc...

The baseline if you want them hiding in their homes is that homosexuality is immoral and we shouldn't encourage it at all. Having such a baseline forces them to stay inside their homes. You'll get the outcome you want with my baseline. That's how it worked for thousands of years. It wasn't until we changed the baseline that we ended up with what we have now...

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RichardRoundtree 2 points ago +2 / -0

You and your god can go fuck yourselves, or each other. However you god faggots do things.

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Spicy_maymay 0 points ago +4 / -4

Homos groom children. Homos rape children. Homos do more sex crime than black people.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been said, but I think two impulses conflict here: promotion of the family and diminishment of the government. It's always a big tension within conservatism, on issues other than gay stuff as well.

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TruthDefenseForce 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can diminish the government but still promote a moral society. Learn about your founding fathers for all of them actually viewed America in this manner. Understand the differences between positive liberty and negative liberty. Positive liberty is important and maximizing negative liberty only leads to an immoral degrading society like we have today.

You can have government enforce morality and still have small government. That is how America was founded.

“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious People. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any Other.” – John Adams

“Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.” ― Benjamin Franklin

“Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports.” – George Washington

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

The founding fathers didn't see the government enforcing morality -- certainly not the Federal Government. Like Adams said, it was thought that people would have to be moral, or else the whole thing would fall apart.

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TruthDefenseForce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then by all means, get the people enforcing it. Tell those faggots to get the fuck back into the home. Get your kids to bully the gays. Start making them hide. Let's be moral.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 30 points ago +30 / -0

That's Sea-Man......

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SquiggyMcPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek..

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SquiggyMcPepe 21 points ago +22 / -1

AquaButtigieg

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HumbleMemeFarmer 20 points ago +20 / -0

Reminds me of an old Adam Carolla bit from his radio show.

He had an employee (engineer, maybe a board op) who was gay.

On national "coming out day" Adam had the already-out gay call his father to come out as "even gayer"...

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OldZilla 15 points ago +15 / -0

Suck one sea cucumber and you are gay forever.....

Aquaman

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JuniorMints 14 points ago +14 / -0

Let us quoteth from the Book of Chapelle, chapter 1, verse 1: they can take a [email protected] up the @ss but they can’t take a joke.

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bootygig enters the... never mind!

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that from the recent one? Lmao

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SkeletorsTeeth 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that young Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

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pikX 5 points ago +5 / -0

it took me until seeing this image to realize the two were related (or rather one inspired the other that closely)

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Danthecomputerman1 9 points ago +9 / -0

BASED and HONKPILLED

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ShittersFull 7 points ago +7 / -0

What about Robin? I thought Robin was a fag before I even knew what a fag was

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peterthegreen 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the 'boy wonder' that lived with an older, wealthy bachelor?

ShockedPikachuFace.jpg

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magnokor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny joke, especially if directed at the new notSUperman, but if you read the old Aquaman comics he was definitely not.

Had the hot blonde wife.

Was father to children too.

Aquaman gets no respect, no respect, I tell you.

You have hundreds of superheroes doing their thing on land, most in the USA, most in NYC.

Aquaman, all by himself, is looking after 70% of the planet. All the water.

He can communicate with strange sea creatures. Might be the only hope for being able to talk with the Chicago mayor.

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PRMan99 3 points ago +3 / -0

His wife is a ginger.

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Ez_mac 6 points ago +6 / -0

We shouldn’t disparage flamboyant cartoon characters by calling them gay. We should reserve that for real faggots like Bill Mitchell

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least he doesn't wear a cape like the other superhero faggots do.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The tights, silk, and spandex don't help, either!

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chickeninoven 5 points ago +5 / -0

It gets in the way of the booty action.

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Freak_Flier 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm way gayer than Superman." -Aquaman

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SSJ3NAPPA 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂🤣

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ladies LOVE Aquaman. The guy is no stranger to the smell of fish and he can breathe through his neck.

Every woman's dream.

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RogueLeaderX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are there ANY straight characters left at DC?

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ScullyMully 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are there ANY straight characters left at DC?

It's fine for villains to be White Cisgender Straights. No calls for more diversity, inclusion and representation in the villain community

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black Panther.

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N0dramaPATR10T 4 points ago +4 / -0

WAIT! I am now gayer than Aquaman! I need ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the attention now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Most local tax increase referendums were proposed by democrats. Most local politicians/bureaucrats are democrats even if they claim to be unaffiliated. We can change that.

The time has come for honest Americans to enter local politics...sheriff, city council, mayor, school board, hospital commissioner, precinct committee officer, etc.

It isn't that hard to enter politics. Look at AholeC. You don't need a college degree to be in politics!

Use your friends & family as your network to gain exposure. Contact your county clerk for info on how to apply to run.

Recently transplanted (infiltrated) commies tend to run unopposed. We can't let that happen anymore.

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please.... think of the frogs!!!

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'm fairly certain there's a cause." Said gay Aquaman. "I'll send the eels to sniff it out." Jason then say's... "I'll hold on through the bumpy."

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resoluteAction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Human centipede is buttigiegs favored form of transportation.

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DontDoxMeBro1 3 points ago +3 / -0

must be a slow news monday.

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cyberwar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am I the only one who always thought that these Marvel characters are faggots?

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JoyousMischief 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a Norm joke through and through.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this about Jason Momoa?

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wouldn’t be surprised!!

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ColonelKlink 3 points ago +3 / -0

The dirty look from that seahorse. kek

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

"If you want to know who is gay, merely look to your right."

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Iloveensiferum 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s fabulous

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

okay first of all, I am NOT Aquaman, I am a recovering gay fish

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Flipakademsarepedos 3 points ago +3 / -0

😭😭😭😭🤣😂

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KungPaoMcChicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aquaman loses an eye to an angry bitch.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's all fun and games until DC sees this. Then Aquaman will be Club 54 working a glory hole getting fisted.

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Kdiddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was one of my favorite characters growing up (favorite color was orange - I had a simple mind back then). Then they has to go and rewrite history on him. DC is pretty much dead to me with all the woke garbage they bring out.

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DonaldismyNigga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sea man is brave and stunning

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VoteRepublicanAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a good swimmer & hate how there's a stereotype that swimmers are all gay (they aren't) but I'm not going to pretend to be offended by this lol

I guess I'm glad I didn't join the swim team in high school.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Checklist:

-- skintight clothes and muscles

-- blonde butch cut

-- wears fashionable colored gloves

-- trunks tight around the buttocks

-- bare-legged teen 'companion' in tight trunks

-- large buttplug

-- enjoys seamen

-- intimate knowledge of whales' blowholes

-- attended last 23 Village People concerts in San Francisco

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EllisDee25 2 points ago +2 / -0

Said this in Norm's voice.

RIP

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really feel like the Babylon Bee had a rare missed opportunity here. It should have said "Aquaman Shocks the World; Comes Out as Straight".

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, now this is just Norm's Ellen Degenerate/Richard Simmons joke.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

❤️ the Bee!!

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FancyNancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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thealexpkeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seeman!...and Swallow.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thuper Gay!

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL Still not as bad as THUPERman.