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posted ago by TheMAGAlorian787 ago by TheMAGAlorian787 +3458 / -1

You can’t make this shit up. I have to get tested every week, so I know it wasn’t me! These vaxxed coworkers are a danger to myself and my family! 😂

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Trouble07 212 points ago +213 / -1

They arent trying to blame the only person who didnt take it? That is usually the go to move.

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Taylor3006 120 points ago +120 / -0

Yeah am thinking the same thing. They will find a way to blame the OP for their disease they are spreading around to everyone.

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G_regulator 118 points ago +119 / -1

Na, bro. They can't, he's been tested every week. He can prove it wasn't him.

Y'all need to remember this is all designed to undermine confidence in our systems so they can collapse everything and blame corruption....

Even tho the elites were the ones corrupting everything.

They're gonna chuck everyone under the bus as soon as it suits them. Should be around March 2022.

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Lower 17 points ago +17 / -0

Proof? What is this proof you speak of, that liberals have no use for and immediately dismiss?

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G_regulator 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'd actually piss myself if OP posted in a few days they were trying to blame him for it, by saying the tests are unreliable.

TrUsT tHe ScIeNtH.

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Lower 10 points ago +10 / -0

Only unreliable if it helps their argument. So yeah. It'll happen that way I suspect.

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BurtMcGirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they cared about facts, they wouldn't be commies.

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aKekabove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Close, 2023

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G_regulator 7 points ago +7 / -0

You really reckon they can keep this shit up for another 18 months?

I'm not saying your wrong, I just don't see it being that far off. It feels like the narrative is falling apart too quickly to go that long.

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FrostedCricketFlakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

It worked so far

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmmmm indeed, the quickening.

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Uhtred -27 points ago +16 / -43

Jan 20th 2022 is relevant to the DoD Law of War Manual. I believe the military will start taking back the country on this date.

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DoesItWorkAlready 51 points ago +51 / -0

Is this the same military with CRt training and mandatory vaxxes that can't even exit a country we've been in for 20 years properly? The same one that keeps running ships into other ships?

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DontArkancideMeBro 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess nobody told our destroyer skippers that these ships have forward sonar arrays, not battering rams.

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G_regulator 48 points ago +48 / -0

Sounds a bit "2 more weeks, trust the plan" to me, but hope your right all the same

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Uhtred 1 point ago +8 / -7

Same. There is a decent argument for this statement.

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mugatucrazypills 13 points ago +17 / -4

Qtarded

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Southboundanddown 8 points ago +8 / -0

This reads like a post made to be used as evidence of wrong doing which will be deleted by the author at a later date.

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GodGunsCountryAlways 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saved and screenshotted. We'll see in a few months...

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Uhtred 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK

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GodGunsCountryAlways 1 point ago +1 / -0

If not, no worries, right?

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Uhtred 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would I delete it?

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SickIcarus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Explain?

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Uhtred -7 points ago +9 / -16

America is under foreign occupation right now. China helped Biden steal the election. If the occupying force does not declare their occupation within 1 year, then America can fight back and legally destroy the occupying force without UN forces, NATO etc having a legal pathway to intervene. Remember the entire world is watching.

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DontArkancideMeBro 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yeah, my bullshit meter just gave me tinnitus.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I updooted you because I enjoy fantasy fiction.

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bejeavis 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh lord.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn’t realize it would be illegal to destroy an occupying force before one year. /s

I can’t even fathom being as retarded as you.

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unaor 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the occupying force does not declare their occupation within 1 year, then America can fight back and legally destroy the occupying force without UN forces, NATO etc having a legal pathway to intervene.

Source for this assertion? I'm not one of the people downvoting you, I just don't know why this would be a thing. If this is codified somewhere I would love to see it.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

Thankfully we know who the infected is and how they got it. I’m in the clear…

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CanadianFren 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they can't say the test might be inaccurate because it violates the Science, checkmate

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redgreenyellowblu 8 points ago +8 / -0

If they can't blame him, they'll blame people like him. No matter what, the person that gave it to them was unvaxxed.

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trex554 3 points ago +3 / -0

They gave it to themselves. The Vax makes you a super spreader.

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Olds777 16 points ago +16 / -0

I guess they'll have to turn on themselves as there probably were a few that didn't get the booster and will soon be listed as "unvaxxed", that or blame kids for not wearing masks.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 12 points ago +13 / -1

They will. It won't make sense since he's negative. But they will try to blame him.

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RStroud 11 points ago +11 / -0

Most witch trials involved tests that, regardless of outcome, could be interpreted as strong evidence for the accused being a witch.

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Standingoak 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Prepare to defend yourself"

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akira2501 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cognitive dissonance of "outbreak among the vaccinated" will not be appreciated by those suffering from it. That's a bummer.

Also, any notice that spellcheck flags "un-vaccinated" and "unvaccinated," but not "vaccinated?" And the only correction offered for "unvaccinated" is "vaccinated?"

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Gadsden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I seriously worry that I'll catch a cold and my coworkers kers will flip out.

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Jonah_Kyle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is the ONLY move that matches the narrative they are trying to put out.

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Powhattan 119 points ago +119 / -0

Suggest the vaxxed get tested weekly. For everyone's safety of course.

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NdNcenti 61 points ago +61 / -0

Spoiler that will happen early next year

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Jonah_Kyle 10 points ago +10 / -0

And masks will be made permanent.

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603win 6 points ago +6 / -0

By surgical means

…since forced medical procedures are now on the table

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SharonaZamboni 30 points ago +31 / -1

Vaxxed and normal people get tested weekly at my job.

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Powhattan 20 points ago +20 / -0

Saving lives. One anal swab at a time,

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DroppsaDuece 4 points ago +4 / -0

Recycle, re-use, it’s the green thing to do.

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TalionAD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment, and OK for you.

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godstopper90 3 points ago +3 / -0

You learn to enjoy it after your 10th time

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trex554 2 points ago +2 / -0

making medical companies rich in the name of safety. I remember when we got the sniffles we just missed work no experimental medical procedures to see if we had a cold just a temp check and stay home if your contagious.

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krzyzowiec 12 points ago +12 / -0

Training everyone to be compliant with invasions of privacy.

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vitalsine 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love that "normal people" lol

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aKekabove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really...wow

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ellevit 19 points ago +19 / -0

That already happens with my employer. They are going to have mandatory vax + weekly testing + distancing + masks. My deadline to get the poison shot expired today. Going to get fired in a month unless I find something else first. Won't take long until they mandate boosters. I was working in office almost the whole time while 95%+ sat at home and ruined their health. It's gonna be a nice shit fest when they make all of them return to office and the "fully vaxed" infections skyrocket.

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JustLeaveMeTheFAlone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn’t file religious exemption? Just need sincerely, deeply held belief of conscience. Everyone basically has at least one of those if they haven’t been coerced into vaccination yet.

For example, if you believe in Jesus and the Bible you believe your body is a temple for the Holy Ghost, so you believe God’s free will he gave you must choose what enters your body. If a Christian, you probably also believe God speaks through His teachings, messages, signs, wonders, miracles, divine intervention, among other things. So whichever of those contributed to your desire not to get a vaccine are how God told you not to get the vaccine. And “God told me not to get the vaccine” is acceptable for an exemption. They can’t tell you God doesn’t speak to you.

If you do file a religious exemption, be sure to put no accommodations necessary. If you ask for something they don’t offer, they can reject you. If you don’t ask for anything, they must offer you something that works if it’s available.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just claim religious exemption and cite the Nuremberg trial as well as list what happened to the offenders.

Fuck playing their game they don't care anyways. A little war crimes might worry them.

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godstopper90 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went to a catholic high school so I can prove religious exception. Also not a fan of baby experimentation aka free abortions in the name of science.

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mikejones 1 point ago +1 / -0

People under 40 years old and healthy are getting boosters. They wanted the booster card.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 45 points ago +46 / -1

After you catch covid and are fine the level of clownish fear over covid is hilarious. I feel bad laughing at Australians getting their ass kicked for going outside. Like your co workers freaking out that someone got the CoVId! I keep thinking what if it was always like this... someone catches cold and they do lockdowns and everyone freaks out. I'm telling ya after you get covid those clown world vision goggles won't turn off.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 61 points ago +61 / -0

If you really want to see a vaxxer with their almonds activated, wait till you've got one on the hook whose agitated, then say "you seem really upset, maybe it's time for your next booster."

They don't like that.

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krzyzowiec 18 points ago +18 / -0

ROFL

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freeamerica4ever 15 points ago +15 / -0

I"m wondering the same thing. After everyone knows tons of people who had it and everybody is fine, then are they going to calm down? I bet they'll still want shots though because that's ThE onLy WaY tHeY suRviVeD!

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Stanwyk74 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not about covid any longer. It is a bloody cult.

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Kyle1164 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dude same! I had covid for 24hrs (and felt fine, near zero symptoms) and I just sat in my place realizing how crazy this world really has become! I was actually laughing to myself about it.

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Flatulenator 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're very fortunate. I only had it for 3 days.

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Saltyminer11 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like that..."clown world goggles"

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Generic 41 points ago +42 / -1

How could you do this to them??

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Junkamale 13 points ago +13 / -0

OP is such a monster!

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Smurfection 41 points ago +41 / -0

According to study out of Vietnam done on quarantined nurses and patients, it's the vaccinated that are spreading covid. The vaccinated are super spreaders.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

No doubt in my mind.

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DontArkancideMeBro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now in UK they have “Super Colds” going around that leave them with pneumonia. Many apparently getting Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome. Also known AIDS.

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keeptherepublic100 38 points ago +38 / -0

Nope they will blame you.

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Jupfortrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yes, I have 10 employees. 2 of the vaxxed have had covid a couple of months after their 2nd shot.

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Jestre 20 points ago +20 / -0

Do you make the vaxxed test every week because fuck those guys?

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peterstrzoked 9 points ago +10 / -1

Should make the vaxxed draw dicks on their foreheads with sharpies so everyone knows they were “smart” enough to get the vaxx and “safe” to be around

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magnokor 22 points ago +22 / -0

FULLY VAXXED.

In their mind.

But was never 100% to begin with.

If it was six months since their needle, it might be booster time for them, or they have to acknowledge the vaccine didn't work.

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Donald_Gear_Solid 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have real antibodies making my body a battleship FOR FREE FROM GOD (El Rushbos voice.). Vaxers have a leaky canoe holding them above water and a bucket, soon they realize the old owner sold it to them knowing it was full of termites. But dont worry, the old owner has a solution of termite food, to distract the bugs as you slowly sink.

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pede8 6 points ago +6 / -0

I miss Rush.

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Prolifemom 1 point ago +1 / -0

💙💯

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NimbleNavigator20202 21 points ago +21 / -0

You would think after a major outbreak, they would stop and think "Wait a minute....."

But probably fucking not

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Stanwyk74 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cult members don't think like us.

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mercynurse 20 points ago +20 / -0

My pastor’s wife is also the only unvaxed person in her workplace.

She has been told if anyone gets COVID there, she will be sent home to quarantine for 14 days.

Lol

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

So free 14 day vacation 😂

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mercynurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unpaid

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd take it still 🤣 work on my business and eventually not need my ex-employer.

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Peep45 20 points ago +20 / -0

Same thing happened to my man. He works at a senior citizen apartment complex. He's getting fired Nov 15 for refusing. Everyone but him keeps getting sick.

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SilverStarv5 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sounds like they don’t like worker productivity

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NazisWereSocialist 19 points ago +19 / -0

“RRRRREEEEEEEEE ITS YOUR FAULT DIRTY UNJABBED JUST GET YOUR FAUCI OUCHIE!!!!!” - your retarded coworkers

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PlateOwner 17 points ago +18 / -1

The vaxed need to be quarantined.

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DontArkancideMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

C’mon, man! Let them live out their 18 months of life in peace!

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chefjeffb 15 points ago +15 / -0

Demand a raise.

Right now.

Call it an "immunity" premium and they must ammend your pay for the last 6 months to match.

Tell them to do this or you're leaving. You have leverage now. Use it.

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ChuckyBarnes 14 points ago +15 / -1

They're all looking at u as the culprit, and you're in danger.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Thankfully, we know who “patient zero” is and where they caught it, so I’m in the clear, for now…

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MakeAmericaGreat9 12 points ago +12 / -0

So does that mean you're right now? As far as work goes, they're forcing you to test weekly is useless. The vaxxed can spread it and aren't tested... Sounds like discrimination to me my friend.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

It is useless, but they can get away with it. I also live in a blue State and my office is in a deep blue city.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Keep dropping subtle red pills. I've found a shit ton of Maga at my work from dropping red pills.

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yurimodin 14 points ago +14 / -0

the test is shit.......false positives.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

They do have symptoms as well, so there’s that, but yeah the test is definitely garbage.

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DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vaxxed are also getting HIV/AIDS positives now. Honk honk.

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Pumpitrealgood 13 points ago +13 / -0

the fully vaxxed covidians are immuno compromised, and it will only get worse for them, and whoever survives this assault via the death juice will be registered as an IOT, internet of things, that is if the GMO survives. This death juice will absolutely destroy whoever took it eventually

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

PANDEMIC OF THE FULLY VACCINATED

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bingo.

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DontArkancideMeBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

SUPER COLD already on the menu in the UK

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DestroyerofCobwebs 11 points ago +11 / -0

You need to be protected from the protected.

I recommend napalm.

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Cianevalies 10 points ago +10 / -0

Screws their narrative if the forced testing proves the pure blood didn’t do it

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Icepck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Especially if he is the only one who ends up testing negative when it is all said and done.

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Trump2024 9 points ago +10 / -1

You can’t make this shit up.

You could very easily make this shit up. You probably didn't but it would be one extremely easy scenario to make up.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Haha true. I’m being 100% serious. Patriot’s honor. The Scouts suck and have no honor.

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Trump2024 4 points ago +5 / -1

KEK! It sounds like it's plausible and humorous and could be a skit on a late night comedy channel if they weren't all geared towards commie faggots.

To be clear, I'm really not calling you a liar just pointing out a WAAAAY overused saying. Glad you're taking the humor in the vein it was intended, fren!

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GodGunsCountryAlways 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ay-ee-ah! Fuck that garbage can full of fake unit pride and army values and all that. They love to preach it, but the army is woke and forgot what real honor is, and shits on anyone who isn't a yes ma'am!

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Donker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was never on board with the "the vax makes you MORE likely to get covid!" stuff, but I'll be damned if the majority of people I see getting covid aren't fully vaccinated.

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Bueller 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every person I personally know who got covid in 2021 caught it from "vaxxed" people.

The vaxxed are super spreaders

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BKav 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ya gotta love Karma!

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Truthdose 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would leave...that's a dangerous environment to be in, especially since you will get a "mutated" strain because it will be resistant to the concoction

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Thelongrun 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's in the 'vaccine'.

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Semperfidelispatriae 8 points ago +8 / -0

Give them some antibodies! At the vaccine price😃

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +9 / -1

Do you feel guilty for causing this? Kek.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m filled with remorse 😉

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n4freedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're not vaxxed, keep up your health and you've nothing to worry about.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yup, and I already have my supply of Ivermectin, etc. ready to roll.

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OhLollyLollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take the Vitamins every day to keep you immune system in top shape.

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G_regulator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sue your boss for not protecting you. That's the game they wanna play, so hold them to their own standards.

But aside from that are the vaxxed symptomatic? Are they out sick or just testing positive?

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are both exhibiting symptoms, though not sure how bad it is.

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G_regulator 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek, your vaccine protects you, unless it doesn't.

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Jonah_Kyle 6 points ago +6 / -0

The tests aren't always right; in fact they can't differentiate between the flu and Covid for the most part. That said, virtually every new Covid case now emanates from the "vaccines" themselves, which was the plan so that they could, with their blackmailed doctors, push the idea that the OP is Death-zilla.

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct, they need another “surge” to justify more lockdowns or mail-in ballots.

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Kek_Johnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not sure what's up. My jabbed co-workers are yelling at others and crashing/having their cars break down. Yeah...most are sick a lot.

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mateus 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO Can you believe it? The next thing I'm waiting for is a Covid breakout in those NYC restaurants where only the vaxxed are allowed to dine.

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schiff_for_brains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now demand that they get tested.

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Crunchy_Bites 6 points ago +6 / -0

The vaxed are unclean. Unfortunately I am soon to be needle raped by my government. Fuck canada, a shithole of a country.

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maddog89 5 points ago +5 / -0

One of my collogues is from Canada working remotely, she's such a commie too. Apparently you can't vote in Canada unless you show the papers. I was shocked to hear that, she on the other hand was all for it.. Yea she can go f*** herself.

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Prolifemom 3 points ago +3 / -0

March of 2020 we were at a resort in Mexico & a drunk Canadian dude kept yelling "*uck Canada!" As they were required to leave the resort immediately & return home. I wonder what he thinks now! This world has gone nuts.

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DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you going to allow them to stick a needle in your arm for real? Dude I would be swimming across the big lake they call gitchigumi.

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Zadok 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell your boss that you shouldn't have to work in this cesspool of virus spreaders. LOL

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Goatboy66 5 points ago +5 / -0

Research a Man Named Kari Mullis and hear what he has to say about the PCR test that he Invented and won A Noble prize for....Also hear what he has to say about dr. fauchi.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Request a safe space for yourself from the shedders, or to work from home. 🤣

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cicero21 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me too bother. so far 4 of the injected have gotten it. Me, I just keeping working out and distance running.

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OneArmedViolinist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actually, given the test has been bullshit from the beginning, you can't base your conclusion off that. Seems a safe bet that they're all suffering delayed vaccine damage while you enjoy powerful natural immunity.

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WeaponEx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure that makes sense

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

covid powel would agree, if he could.

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TheKeknadian 3 points ago +3 / -0

tested with what, the test that doesnt work?

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clearly, it's all your fault - lol.

Seriously though, they may be looking at you as the scape goat.

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Prof_McJones 3 points ago +3 / -0

According to the prevailing mindset, you have killed them all. Good job!

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AtlanteanWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

there is no viable test for "COVID". Nasal swab tests are actually collecting your genetic DNA sample and nothing more.

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tonkabodhi 1 point ago +1 / -0

☝️

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, it's obviously your fault, you unvaxxed bigot. - the Left

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KARURUKA2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s your fault asshole

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much does it cost you to get tested?

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bought a bunch of home test kits on sale. It costs about $48/month on average.

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Comentor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wtf? I haven't taken a single Covid test and find it unreal that anyone would be paying that much on tests ...

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TheMAGAlorian787 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s insane. I can’t go through insurance because businesses won’t schedule you if you’re asymptomatic, and if they do, you pay around $100+. It’s a freaking joke.