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OutlawPurpleHairDye 313 points ago +319 / -6

Remember, health care is a basic human right!

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IvermectinWorks 268 points ago +270 / -2

This is fake news, guys. Read the bio of the guy that wrote the article...

Ricardo Paye

Ricardo Paye is a Senior Correspondent with Delaware Ohio News. Born and raised in the Delaware County Fairgrounds, he's a reporter with a deep knowledge of the streets who isn't afraid to ask tough questions. His fondest childhood memory is getting a hand job from a public utility worker in the basement of Pilsner's 5 & Dime store. He holds a bachelor's degree in Euthanasia from Ohio Wesleyan University.

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HikingPatriot 89 points ago +89 / -0

yeah, if you look at his other aritcles it's obvious satire.

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based_trekkie 161 points ago +161 / -0

The difference between Satire and Reality is about 2-3 weeks these days...

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HyperCarbs 31 points ago +32 / -1

“You are willing to fight and die for your country. You are willing to take a bullet in the head for next to nothing. Get blown to bits over in Afghanistan. But you won’t let us pump some mRNA molecules into your arm?” the president continued.

Sounds like something Sleepy Joe would say.

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Rainman 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the problem in clown world, where parody is just a precursor of the truth. I think one thing is sure... leftists are undeniably the

ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

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DJTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are the enemies of humanity, and of anything good.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I am homeless and do not care whether I live or die,” said former Marine Tony Franks, aka Tony Who Gives a Fuck About Any Of This Shit. “The only shot I want is one to the head.”

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HughJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

This may be satire but I did see a list on Mockingbird media with a list of programs threatened to be cut. Veteran healthcare was on that list.

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Czshad2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right? You know potato head Joe will try this.

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based_trekkie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Give it 2-3 weeks the announcement will become true

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ComTruiseWasRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clown World Rule #1

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GaTechGrad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't see the tag, and it had me going until I saw "John Bigolballs"

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based_trekkie 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oh look a new account.... so new and shiny it GLOWS!

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ProphetOfKek 22 points ago +22 / -0

Glows like an anaconda

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kiowachief 7 points ago +8 / -1

Fagaconda

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reads like Anaconda (Sneky Snek) but with less hate and communist zeal.

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol at paulryan123, mikepence123 new account, hows your day going, faggot?

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget Golden_Retriever, Maltipoo, and Anaconda

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Threeper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Florida Gov. DeSantis calls special session to ban COVID-19 vaccine mandates

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2021/10/21/Florida-Ron-DeSantis-COVID-19-vaccine-mandate/3431634837984/

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NotAnotherNPC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weak like your attempts at having an IIQ over 3.

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MAGA-Fett 9 points ago +9 / -0

Satire today. Tomorrow a reality. This is where they are heading.

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HughJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's mockery

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Regardless 6 points ago +6 / -0

The quote from Mr. Bigolballs is what clued me in.

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DJTJ2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not the "Hey You Sexy Freak" pop-up?

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MostlyPeaceful 4 points ago +4 / -0

The shitpost flair needs a bright yellow border or something.

Because I made it through about 3 paragraphs before I was certain I wasn't changing my name to Oswald Booth and catching a bus to DC....

Idk if I call that satire as much as it is highly plausible rage porn.

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johnqpublic864 10 points ago +10 / -0

People misunderstood when Hunter Biden said he's an expert on Euthanasia. He actually said "Youth in Asia."

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johnqpublic864 6 points ago +6 / -0

You've obviously never been to a Biden family reunion

Nobody is off limits

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are the aristocrats.

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shatmaself 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was good

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Cheesemaker 8 points ago +8 / -0

In this day and age, I'm not sure that bio is satire...

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FattyWatt 5 points ago +5 / -0

U can get a BACHELORs in EUTHANASIA!?!??? holy shi+ Lets go Brandon!

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MasklessMarvel 8 points ago +10 / -2

i cannot believe the mods stickied this

yeah, i can

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Czech2Check2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s high energy who cares

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah but unvaccinated veterans are white supremes. Trust the science, bigot!

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NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That seems to imply that we’re not human, which is the entire point of a dehumanization campaign pre-GENOCIDE

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never, NEVER EVER, take a liberal at face value!

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KarenKarenKaren 64 points ago +64 / -0

Can hardly tell it’s satire

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SwampMidget 23 points ago +23 / -0

When the Joint Chiefs of Staff at the Pentagon appointed a truckdriver in drag, I thought that was satire too. Just about every decision this admin is making sounds like satire. But it's not satire. It's decisions made by our enemies who hoisted an corrupt illegitimate administration on us through a fraudulent election, to destroy the very core of America's exceptionalism: God, family, law & order, fair free trade, patriotism.

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Taylor3006 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I think someone posted this before. Honestly I think this is coming though and asked my VA cardiologist to give me prescriptions for my heart meds for a year. She gave me 6 months worth instead, am hoping that will be enough.

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lolpaladins 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean there is literally a post right next to this one where gas is over 8 dollars a gallon for premium

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BostonVoter 23 points ago +23 / -0

I got fooled ! I thought this was real. My blood is still boiling

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VoidWanderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pissing off the one group that actually has the training to go through with things if they get pushed enough. What could go wrong?

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OriginalDuck 1 point ago +2 / -1

Exactly what russians want. This site went down hill when the domain changed and the one verified American mod got removed.

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Aethermage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too. 100% believable with the way things are going.

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Dog-House_Owner 5 points ago +5 / -0

This should be the top post.

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs a "shitpost" flair.

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Not_my_prez 36 points ago +37 / -1

That's a suicide attempt

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Battle_Born_Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is satire, though it's more like foreshadowing.

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Not_my_prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

I saw it coming too. That guy realy doesn't care about Anything

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BasedPharmD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it obvious? yes. Does anyone browse past a headline anymore? Nope

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Aethermage 1 point ago +2 / -1

If you think this is obviously satire you're not paying attention.

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anotherviewpoint 33 points ago +33 / -0

This is fake news...

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ThisBlowsChunks 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably. But this was real

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Floridaman_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our Boy was the best thing to happen to the VA in it's history...

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ThisBlowsChunks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn straight!

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11GenAm 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've started collecting again.

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Captain_Cashew 30 points ago +31 / -1

FFS guys. Go to the website, read, click around a bit. This is obviously fake news. Do better mods.

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everylastjuan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why is this shit pinned? It's bad enough to live with the actual news going on. We don't need fake news too.

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

the trouble is that we have fake mods

hurry up Truth Social

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever thought the mods are shit and exist to get this site riled up?

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johnbillaby 17 points ago +18 / -1

This is fake news, I believe. If Biden did this it would start an actual civil war.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

satire site

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KilluminatiAJ 16 points ago +20 / -4

I fucking hate biden with a passion

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zillat 10 points ago +10 / -0

so does everyone else, even his handlers

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Soundwave 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean they DON'T enjoy changing his diapers?

That's the only thing that gives me a modicum of satisfaction. Because you know all of those people are Ivy League faggots. The last thing they expected to be doing was changing an old man's diapers and feeding him pudding.

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Dog-House_Owner 4 points ago +4 / -0

nother pede pointed out this is a satire site.

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ThisBlowsChunks 16 points ago +16 / -0

And they probably will, too. The VA was treating veterans like shit before Trump came along.

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They treated vets like shit even while he was in. It's the perfect example of socialized medicine and it's garbage.

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Climbsurf 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is satire. It's not real

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Saddleup66 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's a act of war.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

satire

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anotherviewpoint 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fake News. To wit: “As with so many other things in our country, veterans are part of the problem when they should be part of the solution. We promised to take care of you in return for your service to this country. You promised us your life. Now it’s time to help us protect you before we let you die some other way because you failed to avoid dying a way we didn’t want you to. If this doesn’t make sense to you, have a little faith. There is great honor in doing what you’re told,” Biden said.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

way too lucid to be Biden

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

They really nailed Pedo Joe's insane ramblings there. Is that any crazier-sounding than his "we're running out of patience" tantrum?

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Hans-Moleman477 7 points ago +7 / -0

You mean his puppet masters ordered the benefits withheld.

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks fake tbh

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Iranhasnukes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have no idea but a lot of these veterans all are claiming to have received the letter

https://rumble.com/vnper7-u.s.-veterans-preparing-for-war.html

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ModelMinority 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dems: Trump hates veterans.

Dems: does this

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DairyBoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very fake, very gay

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Killroyusedtobehere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guys read the whole article. While I absolutely expect PEEPADS and KNEEPADS to do something like this. This particular article is satire. Please don't give them Ideas.

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +4 / -0

This thread needs a Shitpost tag.

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watchingindisbelief 4 points ago +4 / -0

What fucking dumbass is upvoting this? It's fake.

How goddamn dumb are people?

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It even got pinned smh

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pburgpait 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unsticky this you faggot mods this was satire and ppl think it's real

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SneedsFeedNSeed 1 point ago +2 / -1

That would indicate an intelligence problem here at the site. Perhaps let the filter run. "shit post" graphic right next to it.

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SubaruKayak 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's an inflammatory headline and should be removed. Folks like me who skim headlines see shit like this and by the time we 'discover' it's fake, the blood has already been boiling for far too long.

It's not healthy.

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B4size25paper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Read the article. It’s some onion shit.

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Im_the_man_now_dog 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read the link, it has to be some kind of joke. Legit seems fake.

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JellyBeanBurrito 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a long time lurker, but this "story" caused me to create an account so I could leave a comment.

My dad is an 89 year old Korean War Vet. He is 100% service connected disabled. He sits around all day and reads. I am his full-time, at home caregiver so, several months ago I set him up to read online sites like patriots.win to occupy his time instead of paying for magazine subscriptions.

He read this story several hours ago and believed it. He's extremely upset and angry. In fact, I haven't seen him this upset since my mother died several years ago. He gets all the Disabled Veteran Benefits that this article says he'll lose if he doesn't get the clot shot.

He is truly based and adamant about not getting the shot and now says he'll never even get a flu shot again because you can't trust these "commie bastards" not to sneak the clot shot into your arm. (I'm glad to hear him say this, because I don't believe in flu shots anyway)

I've told him that this story isn't true and explained what a shitpost is. He's not fully convinced.

I don't think this posts headline is funny or witty. It has caused problems in the home by upsetting veterans needlessly. I can see by the comments that my dad isn't the only one who thought this was true when they first read it.

I'm seriously thinking about removing the .win sites from his bookmarks and telling him the DS finally took them down.

Don't judge me too harshly on this. If you had to deal with what I have all night since he read this I think you would think about doing the same.

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RoninIV 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a fake newspaper, guys. Also, I work with people at the VA on a daily basis and there has been nothing about this. Furthermore, the docs there would totally revolt if this were the case!

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Gwot0412 3 points ago +3 / -0

My first thought was, I knew this was coming.

Then I realized it was fake. I wouldn't doubt Xiden saying some shit like this and every Democrat cheering it on.

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blunderguffin 3 points ago +3 / -0

why is this stickied?

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KAGwave 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake and gay.

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was about to lose my shit. Didn't see the flair.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs shitpost flair.

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LeftiesAreTheRacists 3 points ago +3 / -0

Satire article but totally believable

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ifightcats 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake fagg poster.

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reformedhippie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake news. Remove.

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yakkayakka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get a shit post tag?

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Battle_Born_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is satire obviously, but it will likely come to pass soon enough.

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Dog-House_Owner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shitpost flair this, otherwise OP sucks all the dicks.

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Mooksayshigh 3 points ago +4 / -1

I know it’s fake, but there’s no other reason to write this article besides to stir shit up. How is this funny in anyway?

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TheDUFF 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t like the term “disinformation” it gets thrown around by the left and sometimes refers to actual reporting that goes against their narrative. But shit like this is dangerous, you really have to read deep into the article to figure out it’s satire.

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Kekislaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

Satire site..

This time

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Thelongrun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get your point. Satire, but for how much longer?

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Thelongrun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still, TBH, I nearly blew a gasket!

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Formerleftist 2 points ago +2 / -0

He must be in a race to be the most hated man on the planet. Fuck him

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Einskaldir 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was no way Biden said that many words in a row

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YN31964 2 points ago +2 / -0

It begins.

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commies and unscrupulous Pedes upvoting this trash. Shame on both.

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electrictrout1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake news! Though very likely in the near future

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck MODS I was on my way out the door to give some shots out myself, till I read it was a shit post, fuck!!!!!! Marine Veteran here going to the VA next month

Sarah September 13, 2021 At 6:40 pm Its a fake website and false info!

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

SATIRE SITE

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Gwoz8881 2 points ago +2 / -0

The smartest thing to do it withhold care from veterans. Fucking retarded biden

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keepwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're really looking to accelerate this. Idiot.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly it's entirely believable that this would happen.