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posted ago by RedditIs4Retards ago by RedditIs4Retards +1713 / -0

My friend replied, "it's at your competitor!" and walked out the door to a bewildered look on her face. Went to autozone where we were not asked to wear a mask. I stated laughing the moment he said it

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Deplora 75 points ago +75 / -0

Happy to report that my local O'Reilly is not asking customers or employees to wear masks.

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E-dantes 29 points ago +31 / -2

Same, but point still stands. Kek

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anotherthing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, but honestly, O'Reilly has way more selection of stuff than AutoZone and Advance Auto. Thank goodness none of the businesses around here do the mask thing. I think the problem is in a lot of areas, very few people that work at these places give a shit about losing a customer over something they're told to do. They get the same paycheck regardless and they won't get fired for ignoring what they're told to do.

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're also more expensive

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aconcernedtroll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having more items on a shelf costs more money. No free lunch.

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funwithguitars 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the card system they use to track purchases. I have recently gotten three 5 dollar "rewards"cards to use in store. They also tend to hire older more knowledgeable people than auto zone or advanced auto, i like that.

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Tuarac 21 points ago +21 / -0

Mine has a sign but no one says a thing when I don't wear one

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The_kool_mom 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's how 99% of the stores in my town are - signs on the doors and you go inside and no one gives af.

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Redneckathon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with ours. Also they dgaf about masks themselves. Never did.

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K3719er 57 points ago +57 / -0

Things have been pretty chill in my part of NC since the beginning, but early on, walmart employees used to ask me where my mask was. My response was always "Are you willing to fight to the death over this? Because I am." I still have yet to be forced to wear a mask.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 20 points ago +21 / -1

Lmao that's pretty good

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dontdrinksoy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Things have been pretty chill in my part of NC since the beginning, but early on, walmart employees used to ask me where my mask was. My response was always "Are you willing to fight to the death over this? Because I am." I still have yet to be forced to wear a mask.

My response to that would also be, "What the fuck? I better leave this guy alone."

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

"yeah my shitty ass Walmart job is not worth it"

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aveydey 46 points ago +47 / -1

Walked by a local bakery with my daughter yesterday on her birthday. We stopped and looked in the window and she told me she'd like a cookie. I thought about it and decided, "Okay lets go get a cookie". We walked back to the bakery, I made eye contact with the woman running it. I reached the door and read the sign, "MASK REQUIRED TO RECEIVE SERVICE" and then the followup sign underneath it, "If you don't have a mask we'll be happy to provide one! :)"

I took one look at that bullshit, looked at my daughter and said, "I'm sorry Honey, these people don't want to sell us any cookies today." I took my filthy, unvaccinated, unmasked hand off of their door and walked away. I am certain the baker knew it was because I read their mask policy.

Sorry, I'm not going to be a patron of a business that wants to segregate me and my cute little 2 year old daughter on her birthday. We kept walking and eventually went to a local coffee shop where everyone is normal and we bought $20 worth of cookies there. This is the only business in town that segregates people as well. I hope that others choose to shop elsewhere too.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 31 points ago +32 / -1

Today is my wives birthday. I would have gone to Safeway for some flowers but remembered last year when the whore behind the flower stand with a hijab told me to wear a mask if I wanted to buy flowers (I said no and went to self checkout).

So today, I decided to give the little flower shop on the same block a chance. Checked the door, not a single mask sign so I walked in. Owner also wasn't wearing a mask. I spent more on flowers there than I ever have anywhere else before. This is in shit hole King County where Seattle resides so it is pretty rare as is to see anybody in shops without masks.

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aveydey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brother I’m in WA too, north Snohomish County.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm sure a hell of a lot better than king county lol

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aveydey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes better than King but this state has us by the balls and Snohomish Co is marked for death. It will be exactly like King in only a matter of time. We are going to leave this state in about a year.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just need a few more hours for my license and I'm planning on leaving as well. Less than half a year if things work out

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aveydey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do you plan to go? We’re planning Tennessee.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Montana. Beautiful state and one of the first to make bans against vaccine mandates. Plus not far from where I am located currently. Florida would be great as well.

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TruthSetMeFree 4 points ago +4 / -0

The shops in Olympia are all full of mask Nazis. Its like mini Portland. My girl used to ship at the patisserie on the hill until they full on stayed to yell at us about the masks. We left

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

"oh hey look, let's win some faggot points because Inslee is near by! Maybe he'll see us and lick our assholes if we look underage enough!"

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Roley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoa. Not to try and dox you, but is this bear creek florist?? That’s my go to

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No that is not the one actually

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King4 14 points ago +15 / -1

Next time... ah I guess you have a daughter. But what I do is IGNORE those mask signs, go in and make them throw you out and thus see a customer leave. Besides, your protest/being a victim of tyranny might help red-pill a bystander watching to be more brave either then or next time.

This message is not just to you.. but anyone reading, really.

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aveydey 13 points ago +13 / -0

I normally require a business refuse me service. So far nobody has refused me service. This bakery is the only one that has a sign saying a mask must be worn to receive service so I walked away. Fuck em.

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SmokeyAF 8 points ago +8 / -0

Man, happy birthday to your daughter, an awesome Dad you are! I'd be right with you at the coffee shop.

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aveydey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you! She is my blessing and my treasure. Bering her daddy makes me truly happy.

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dontdrinksoy 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is the way.

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Better you avoid than be refused in this instance. No need to subject your child to crazy

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POTUS_DonnieJ 22 points ago +22 / -0

Been noticing a strange phenomenon here in MI. The voluntary maskers are increasing in quantity while the mask Nazis are decreasing. More stores are putting up mask required signs, but less are enforcing it.

This time last year, I was being physically barred from entering my local grocery store without a mask, now people just ignore me despite the mask required sign making a reappearance as of 3 weeks ago.

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MIpon2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also in Michigan (but in a very red county, thank God🙏 ). Only the larger retail chain stores have a sign that reads “a mask is highly recommended if you are not fully vaccinated”. And the smaller businesses have no sign at all. And very few masks are seen.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 8 points ago +8 / -0

in a very red county

Lucky bastard. I’m in Oakland Co. Could be worse, but still not great.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in king county about 15 miles south of Seattle.

Could be worse, but not by much 😂

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MIpon2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just slide one more county to the west.....😂

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POTUS_DonnieJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

My buddy lives on the Oakland/Livingston border. Whole different world.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 22 points ago +22 / -0

MAGA energy

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King4 14 points ago +15 / -1

Paul-Ryan 123, Golden retriever, RandPaul123, rainyday123.... now tim pool123. Like how many fcking accounts do you have?

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why tf would you need so many accounts...

So that's where the downvote brigade comes from

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King4 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's more likely he uses it to updoot himself. He tends to make a lot of unpopular claims... so using alts to artificial mitigate horrible ratios I bet he uses them for. As well as sometimes liking to comment on each of them, since I see those accounts comment alot. They aren't parked.

This anaconda dude is a strange fellow

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That faggot is so fucking desperate to convince people Desantis is the enemy.

He hates Desantis more than he hates the Clintons or the Dems or globalists etc.

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SecondProtectsFirst 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know what to do fam, deport deport deport

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wtf does this have to do with DeSantis. This was in Washington, literally the opposite corner.

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General_Specific 20 points ago +20 / -0

I walked into an o'reilly in california and as i walked in the manager and two clerks had their masks around their neck/not even on. They each scrambled to pull them on and i glanced over casually and said- "you do not have to play pandemic just for me gentlemen." One them squeaked "really?!" like a kid who was told he doesn't have to do his chores for a month. The other two said "thank you sir." I feel like most people are this way. We are just seeing more of the minority psychopaths.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

There’s Hunter!!

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So_Much_Happening 15 points ago +15 / -0

AutoZone fired an employee for having a gun in the store where there is a no-gun policy. They were being robbed, he went to his car to get his gun, stopped the robbery, and was fired. Fuck AutoZone. Go back to O'Reilly Auto Parts!

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

That is some stupid bullshit

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Moebius 9 points ago +9 / -0

'Where's my mask? If it was up your ass you'd know where it is...'

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RoofKorean 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wish I had a friend like that. Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by Trump hating libs. Yesterday, I went out with a friend and I could tell he was embarrassed to be seen with someone who didn't care to listen to the "wear your mask only when you're not sitting" rule. Walking all fast out the door ahead of me so it looks like he's not with me. What a faggot. I'm having less and less to talk about with these people I call friends.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't be friends with those pieces of shit.

This guy is my best friend. He hasn't worn a mask anywhere the entire time. He literally won't do to a single place that asks him to mask up a second time. Now he's moving because he's running out of places to go lmao. Unfortunate but I will prob move soon myself

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RoofKorean 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I'm planning on moving myself. Probably out to a red state, somewhere dry and not so humid. I'll probably have to find a whole new set of friends once I get there.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't have many friends to begin with, and my parents and some siblings along with an uncle and his ultra conservative 16 kids are planning to move somewhere like Montana all together, so we can stick together and help eachother. All his kids are great fishers and hunters so that's a plus

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Mtnlion667 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's the only store in my town that ever gave me a hard time for being maskless. Did basically the same thing, told them no biggie, I'll just go down the street to autozone.

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Miasmo 8 points ago +8 / -0

People just assume that other people even have a mask? I might have replied with: "Where is your MAGA hat?".

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

In king county yes lol, I don't take it anywhere though

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becky21k1 8 points ago +8 / -0

You should have asked her for the year, make and model so you know what mask to get.

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The_Usurper 7 points ago +7 / -0

No masks here anymore but when they were it was always a passive aggressive “do you need a mask sir?” To which I simply had to answer “no thanks”

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I always said "no thanks, I'm not sick" and they would have this stupid look on their face

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Musicbymuzak 2 points ago +2 / -0

BuT yOu cOuLd bE aSyMpToMaTiC

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2Fangz 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It's not Halloween yet."

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LoneWolf_86 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to respond with “would you like my foot up your ass?”

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patriothorse 7 points ago +7 / -0

My husband cracks me up. When asked at the grocery store, "Why aren't you wearing a mask?", he answered, "I am," and kept walking while the asker stood there looking for his brain, lol.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

My sister-in-law was drinking coffee and from a distance, this old hag told her to put her mask on. Sister in law said, "how am I supposed to drink this coffee, through my ass?"

Old lady was shocked lmao

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ChocolateEvryday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old lady should stay home if she's so scared. My great grandmother survived WWII in Europe when the Germans were starving their village. She would be so embarrassed at everyone's fear mongering behavior right now.

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Zskills 6 points ago +6 / -0

I exclusively shop at places that don't ask me to mask.

If asked to mask I leave immediately and set my items down right where i stand.

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WakingKnowledge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where is your mask? I usually say it will be up your ass if you keep talking.

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hillaryprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most folks at any auto or motorcycle shop won't be wearing any compliance masks.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

In King County within 15 miles of Seattle they do.

I went to a farm with petting event etc within about 20 miles of seattle and nearly everyone was wearing a mask OUTSIDE except my wife and I.

Just another 5 miles south or so, we went to another farm where just about nobody was wearing masks.

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Klown_Kutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on the staff and management. At my shop, no we don't wear those stupid things. At a national chain store around the corner, the "mechanics" (quotes intentional because they're hacks) have to wear them outside in the shop in Atlanta heat. Fucking ridiculous.

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Racerx719 5 points ago +5 / -0

Problem is the employees don’t give a shit if you come in the store or not. Most of them can’t make the connection that customers pay their shit wages

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

No but they care when their demands are blatantly rejected lol.

Only power tripping cunts ask you to put a mask on

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SirPokeSmottington -2 points ago +2 / -4

No dude. You do nothing by leaving. And now you've come on here to get adulation for your doing of nothing.

Take this as an analogy.

A company has 150 employees. 50 do not vax. Company fires 50 unvaxed, and now is 100% vax company.

Is this a reality, or a manufactured construct? To the outside observer, that entire company is now compliant. But they weren't, this is false.

When you LEAVE an establishment, you are NOT partaking in civil disobedience, you are NOT convincing anyone of a different viewpoint, and you are making the establishment look 100% masked.

You did nothing except EMBOLDEN the establishment that they are correct in their policies.

I on the other hand, hang around until the cops come. [Many times] And let everyone know how stupid they are the entire time.

I will red pill someone with my actions. You won't.

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Lightworker15 3 points ago +3 / -0

nice post. I like to think if i ever went out in public I'd be the same way lol

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

"I will red pill someone with my actions. You won't."

Oh so you still haven't done so. You sound like one hell of a cuck. You realize I'm doing more than you by leaving these shit places and eventually finding a local business to support?

Also you, "yeah they have a blm and fag flag, but I better hang around and give them my business because maybe just maybe I'll red pill a commie fuck who supports lockdowns, mask mandates, vaccine mandates etc"

Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit

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Tommy-TD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking autozone kicked me out. Napa was cool.

My O’reilly is not asking for masks either.

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Drinkup4 5 points ago +5 / -0

Went to O'Reilly's yesterday. I didn't have a mask neither did the employees. Everything was cool and they were really helpful.

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way. Take your coin elsewhere, they will fall in line when they lose enough.

A lot of the restaurants I deliver with are muzzling their employees less and less. Even the ER at the big hospital here didn't say shit to me rollin' in with no face diaper.

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Gletkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just say “I have a respiratory condition” and keep shopping.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I made a bitch feel bad by telling her, "I have medical conditions preventing me from wearing one. CTA and NAFS"

Critical Thinking Abilities and Not A Fucking Sheep

"Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know"

Then stfu and stop following orders, who the fuck is gonna know you didn't tell people to put on a mask?

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JonathanE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I once claimed to have chronic CS (common sense) when someone asked what my medical exemption was.

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penguinjay1212 3 points ago +3 / -0

foreal, some lady at my work was telling me to tell other people, and I told her, "we lost" (Im not w her, but I pretend) I cant ask people to put on masks when half the store is saying no, and I'm not gonna tell a 10 year old, a 18 year old a 25 year old or an 80 year old how to act and what to do, okay.

No more mask bullying at work. This lady only does it anymore when someone is there all alone, or thinks it's someone who will not talk back about it. So, a scared bully.

I don't participate in this shit.

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worst kind of bully.

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Thread_Main 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deja vu. Had nearly the same thing happen to me at an O'Reilly's a few months ago. Walked in, guy at counter pulled his mask up and I say, "You don't gotta wear that on my account." He replies, "I don't. But you do. In case you cough on me." Immediately left and also went to Autozone, where we made fun of O'Reilly's. Never been back. I don't think we should EVER go back to places that cucked like that.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup my friend NEVER goes back to those places. He ran out of places to go so he's moving lmao

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XcaliburCaliber 3 points ago +3 / -0

My local Oreillys announced to the entire they are not the mask police many many moons ago.

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MEiac 3 points ago +3 / -0

My mask? Is it Halloween already?

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is the way.

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +2 / -0

Autozone corporate has a vax mandate. Lost a lot of employees this week.

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

My oreilleys has never given a fuuck about covid 19 face diapers.

Funny to see how some locations try to get you to put on a covid 19 face diaper and some dont, even when theyre close to each other.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's about the faggots that work there most likely

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

The bewildered look on her face said otherwise

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ChocolateEvryday 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'd be surprised. A starbucks barista screeched at my father for not wearing a mask a few weeks ago. Literally screeched. He laughed at her.

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swedish_chef 2 points ago +2 / -0

My buddy was in the exact opposite situation about a month ago. It is certainly not a monolith policy.

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_Cabal_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reply: "Where's your brain?"

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the way!

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YouFellAsleep-WakeUp 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the way

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E-dantes 0 points ago +2 / -2

Noice

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rentfREEEE_since2016 -3 points ago +2 / -5

Stop acting like employees of mega corporations give a shit about a gasket you didn’t buy. You think the bottom line impacts them at all? Think again.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

They sure give a fuck enough to tell you to put a mask on.

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penguinjay1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol, people act like there is never a manager in the building. Anytime something weird happens, a manager will ask about it, just raise your voice, "AT YOUR COMPETITION I GUESS< SLUT"

and there is no way for that "10 dollar an hour loser" can not care about what just happened, the boss is gonna come see the result. Those places aren't a damn vacuum.

The bitch would likely tell her manager about the event unprompted, out of boredom.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 -1 points ago +2 / -3

If they care enough to show up to work. They care enough to follow orders. What they absolutely don’t give a shit about, is the $15 you didn’t spend which they don’t see a jack shit cent of anyway.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well, based on the look on her face, she clearly cared.

And you clearly have no idea how many people beg you to come back when walking away because you prob wear a mask where asked.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol.

Retail workers. Do.not.give.a.fuck

Pat yourself on the back for spending your money at mega corporation B instead of A.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pat yourself on the back for successfully being a massive faggot

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rentfREEEE_since2016 0 points ago +1 / -1

😂 I like the cut of your jib, faggot.

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

You seem very triggered my guy. Head over to reddit so you can feel better about yourself

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JonathanE 0 points ago +1 / -1

Aren't a lot of these places franchises?

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RedditIs4Retards [S] 15 points ago +17 / -2

Wow. What a faggot.

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NaCl_kang 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't worry, the handshakes username is referring to the aborted babies the leftie shill has murded. We will mock them when they burn in hell.