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ukfan758 33 points ago +33 / -0

More from this puppet president: https://youtu.be/cnVsfujcuDs

“What am I doing here?”

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thisisatestof2 39 points ago +39 / -0

It was so nice of the completely unbiased moderator of that train wreck to step in and help him out when he couldn’t name of the Port of Long Beach. Anyone who is done even the most basic research and shipping in the United States knows that Los Angeles, Long Beach in Seattle are major hubs.

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kompromatdotwin 16 points ago +16 / -0

That was the first Jeopardy answer I've seen Anderson get right!

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Maga_bigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have you ever seen the Wolf Blitzer jeopardy episode? Search it up and don't drink anything while watching. It's a choking hazard!

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powershellder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you. I needed this today.

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Maga_bigly 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's amazing how stupid he is! It's like a real life version of the old SNL jeopardy skits with sean Connery.

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Constitutionalist_73 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but at least those were funny. Blitzer is just sad.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 15 points ago +15 / -0

What a genius, no wonder he got the votes in history.

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such inspiring leadership.

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mainsoda 14 points ago +14 / -0

He is Bevis.

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AldousPhuxley 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nobody stands that way unless there is something weird happening.

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The_kool_mom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Leakage?

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Mr_Rightside 10 points ago +10 / -0

He needs TP for his bung ho...oh never mind, his butts been wiped.

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he is not, he is cornholio.

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nothingberg 8 points ago +8 / -0

This one goes in my mouth,

and this one goes in my butt.

Oh wait.

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BlackPilled4Decades 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's that fag talk we talked about.

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gimmeabreak 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG. I hadn't seen this yet. WTH? That had me cracking up. I could almost see the thought bubble coming out of his head........vrooom.......vrooom.....vrooom.

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CoronaChan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, at least he didn't go into T-pose.

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LosPepesContra 29 points ago +30 / -1

I have to admit I thought he'd be done by October. Kamala must be really bad

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Coloradowolverine 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought he had to serve a majority of his term so when she takes over it doesn't count as a full term of office and they can run her twice more and force this administration on america for over a decade? That's the theory I've heard at least

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2AMONKEY 6 points ago +6 / -0

Scripturally, the "Great Whore" only rides the beast for 3 years, I thought. Whether they try to make things go down that way or they just end up that way is another topic.

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Guruchild 5 points ago +5 / -0

They overextended their warranty. Joe is not long for this world.

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I kind of have this feeling that they know he is very unlikable and his poll numbers are cratering and every time he comes out it just makes it worse so they wanna keep pushing him out there to expedite the process. With these people in charge, who knows what they’re actual plans are.

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AbrahamLincoln 17 points ago +17 / -0

We know their plans, they tell us all the time. Exterminate whites, replace them with migrants, and have a big old communist bug-eating paradise.

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Clandestiny 3 points ago +3 / -0

You will own nothing and be happy.

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Clandestiny 4 points ago +4 / -0

I honestly didn't think he'd make it past April. Buy I'm retarded, because I also thought that they would let COVID go away after the vaccine and switch back to climate change, but harder.

Little did I know they were going to keep this crypt keeper fuck as kevlar while they ram rodded socialism through WHILE cranking up the wuflu, and using it to label me (again) a domestic terrorist. AND we're going hard on climate change AND social credit score with ALSO making sure the IRS is looking at all your transactions. Wow!

WHAT EXCITING TIMES

🤡🌍

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AldousPhuxley 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why is he standing with his fists like that so awkward? Looks like he is there in a diaper shitting himself and trying to play it cool.

America is FUCKED UP!!!

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

He is Cornholio. He needs TP for his bunghole.

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AnthraciteCracker 16 points ago +16 / -0

Are you sure it wasn't the barrettes on the 8yo in the front row?

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TrumpAndGodWin 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's imagining grabbing the kid up and sniffing her.

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MrRequiem 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Beep beep. Out of the way freedoms! VROOOOM!!"

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one3five 3 points ago +3 / -0

my sides

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kompromatdotwin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Power Tie just uploaded 'Jetpack Joe'

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TickleTh1sElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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cucks_everywhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fucking shit I'm dying over here that's hilarious

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ramennov 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two ice cream cones.

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is honestly the first time I’m learning that His handlers forced him out on stage to do a Townhall, of course, it’s on CNN again where they know he can get a bunch of softball questions and help as needed.

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 3 points ago +3 / -0

What help does he need on CNN? No one watches it. All it does is throw CNN a bone to make them feel relevant. This means nice stories on CNN's digital network which all the other major written sources copy from.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

He couldn’t remember the name of the Port of Long Beach in the moderator had to help him out with that after he just stood there and stuttered “uh” About a half a dozen times.

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nothingberg 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh god i can't WAIT for the memes

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn I bet he really walks around with one of those when the cameras aren't rolling.

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IAmDisappoint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden.exe is has stopped working

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Ez_mac 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yikes…

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

🛺

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Bohemyth_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re the modern stoned age family/from the town of Scranton/they’re a piece right out of history

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IAmDisappoint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grasping for invisible straws

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Knocked out people who suddenly had the big jolt to the brain go down with the hands clenched like that.

Creepy Joe's brain checked out in the late 1980s.

He would need to find fumes to have his brain running on fumes, and find a brain too.

Maybe he was getting ready to punch Corn Pop. There was also a campaign event, when his "Dr." wife startled him on stage, he was about to swing punches at her.

Jimmy Carter right now is much more energetic and mentally aware than Creepy Joe.

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's nuts! I never thought about it, but when I used to work for a blood bank, people who passed out while giving blood would tense up like that in their arms and hands. And yes sometimes when coming out of it they would try to fight you. Not angry but more like confused and afraid.

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Guruchild 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fencing position. Sign of severe brain trauma and or damage.

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

In fighting I would agree. But with donating blood, you don't get brain damage. There's a thing called vasovagal response where people basically get freaked out to the point of paleness, sweating, passing out. Once they pass out, sometimes they tense up.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well we can safely assume Brandon has never donated anything except his nose to a young girl.

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or his fingers to Tara Reade

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ModelMinority 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the puppet can't read the teleprompter.

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evenbiggerchubbys 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s clenching like he’s shitting his pants

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then he got his butt wiped.

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cucks_everywhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

"My butt's been wiped" - Joe Biden

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Lonnie62 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s squeezing his butt cheeks hard…I think I heard a Queeeeeeeeff!

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HarvesterOfBallots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look ricky bobby you can just put your hands to your sides

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lordvishnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I'm going to HOLLYWOOD!" honk honk

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Joe Baldwin

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okboomer59 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clenched fist syndrome is a psychopathological disorder that was considered SHAFT syndrome in earlier days. The primary reason was due to the symptoms experienced by the patients. SHAFT acronym means

Sad
Hostile
Anxious
Furious
Tenacious

The symptoms of clenched fist syndrome include all of the above. Apart from the patients might experience

Dissociative neurological symptoms
Myoclonus
Chorea
Tremor
Dystonia
Facial spasm
Parkinsonism
Dyskinesia

The flexion deformities can be simple or lead to the contraction of the entire hand, which is very painful. The disease can be triggered by minor trauma as well. Interphalangeal joints of both hands are involved typically. During the first consultation, there should be a psychiatric analysis of the patients and psychiatric comorbidities are normally present.

https://healthncare.info/clenched-fist/

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

He thinks Anderson is Trump and he's getting ready to take him out behind the gym.

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new_meta 1 point ago +1 / -0

gay gay gay bathhouses.. cmon man!

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bringbackthe80s 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please please please, somebody do a jet pack!!! I am not skilled enough!

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okboomer59 1 point ago +1 / -0

Psychiatrically the patient is classified as having severe anger and poor defenses. The prognosis is poor.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0363502380800712

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

My kids had that car. I guess everyone did.

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YN31964 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonderful. Big Bird would be proud.

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mecheng03 1 point ago +1 / -0

No shit my 4 yo does this all the time and he thinks he is a rescue bot. Thanks for the laugh fren

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most popular politician in our nation's history! Look at him go! WEEEEEEE!

🤡🌎

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NonyaDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN has been reduced to Anderson Vanderbilt interviewing a Playmobile.

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN trying to boost their hero's dwindling approval rating. That's cute.

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coyote_777 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just waiting the inevitable, when he's rambling on with one of those phony anecdotes and drops in an N-word or two.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many things that can be photoshopped into that screen capture. Jetpack, skis, crutches

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sgt_richard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he's shitting his pants! Lol

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Ryunnsun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah man, if you look in the original video, you can almost see the puppet strings.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden is corrupt and irrelevant. Th swamp is running things. The Republican/Democrat/Deep state swamp.

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iDrankTheCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfection.

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Retardloserimsogay 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll just never forget the first time I heard Trump was a racist was in 2016, and that Joe Biden has a studder in 2020. Propaganda foreshadowing real folks.

Edit: typo

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Wcvarn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the staged events in Stalins Communist Russia seemed more realistic than CNNs staged event.

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PotatusHead 0 points ago +1 / -1

BIDENHOLIO!

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kiowachief 9 points ago +10 / -1

Why the fuck would you do that? I'm asking honestly.

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Dr_Firestone7500 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’d like to think it’s a joke about dominion flipping his vote to Biden.. I hope

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe it either. Is your IQ 7?

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spkle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey you know what, is good to see people getting some clarity.

If it makes you feel any better, i can't believe you voted for him too.

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you really a Biden voter who has found their way to patriots.win? No animosity, just genuinely curious.

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freundwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

You fucking idiot you get what you deserve.