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Halloween this year (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Cuntpuncher ago by Cuntpuncher +4345 / -2
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LizardKingx001 112 points ago +113 / -1

They could be hardboiled... I hope

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raver9876 80 points ago +80 / -0

If you’re hung over from all the beer on the right, a few of those eggs on the left are gonna come in handy in the morning.

Personally I think raisins are awesome, especially after you let them sit in brandy for a couple days.

Drink up kids!

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Freshcope 69 points ago +69 / -0

This guy parties...

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

que barrakobama1 comment...

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Donald_Gear_Solid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big mike queuing up behind obama

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SharpCookie 17 points ago +17 / -0

What is it about eggs that acts as a hangover food? Because whenever I'm hungover I crave an omelet for whatever reason, I thought it was just a me thing.

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QueensOwn 33 points ago +33 / -0

Protein friend, protein.

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bannedninjabit 11 points ago +11 / -0

MEAT!

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SharpCookie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah gotcha 👍

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QueensOwn 16 points ago +16 / -0

Found this. Eggs are second. Bananas are number 1. Learn something everyday.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/best-hangover-foods#TOC_TITLE_HDR_3

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bannedninjabit 17 points ago +17 / -0

Do eggs, sugar in bananas. Yes the sugar will make you pee more.
The eggs will help you regain some of the B vitamins you have lost.
Drink plenty of water. Also salt on the eggs with help with electrolytes.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

Potassium is definitely needed to help fight a hangover

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Nibba 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you drink enough, you quit getting hangovers. That’s the real key to eliminating them.

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Tardigrade 9 points ago +9 / -0

Specifically simpler proteins that are more easily absorbed. Compared to say, meat or fish which are longer chains of amino acids. Probably something to do with the fact that its designed to feed an embryo.

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raver9876 18 points ago +18 / -0

Before you go to bed drunk you leave a big bottle of water and two hard boiled eggs next to the bed. Then when you wake up, go pee, drink ALL the water, peel the eggs, eat them and then go back to bed.

The basic protein cuts your hunger without making you nauseous. The water rehydrates you.

When you wake up again, you should be ok.

PS: if you cannot peel the eggs, you are still drunk.

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powershellder 15 points ago +16 / -1

You can also pop 2 NAC before bed.

Powerful liver detoxer and kills covid.

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BehindTheSatan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You want to do nac before drinking. Otherwise You can get the opposite effect.

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raver9876 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, no, that is the Chinese recipe.

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bannedninjabit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peeing is what I think really helps cure the hangover.
As you are getting rid of more toxins that cause it.
Eggs + salt help replenish what you are loosing.
Drink water to help with removing the toxin.
Your body turns the Ethanol into another chemical that is thought to cause the
hangover.
However, their is something the Japanese do to help a hangover and it is
'Turmeric Power' + pepper. Here is a video about it (pepper also added to eggs)
https://youtu.be/Ij_aJI5O9Rs

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ThisIsHowItStarts 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can also just put Pedialyte sticks in water, drink before the party, and drink after your party this does the trick every time! It’s the dehydration that causes the hangover, mostly, so drinking any real hydration formula before during and after, can even keep you from getting a hangover. Pending on how much you drink. But it Has to be something like Pedialyte powder sticks, or something like that not Gatorade.

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bannedninjabit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Doing the electrolyte thing goes down a deep rabbit hole.
I just tell people to use a high quality pink salt.
There is a huge salt debate.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

myth

hangovers are dehydration

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koditxu 7 points ago +7 / -0

The solution for pollution is dilution.

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bannedninjabit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Search acetaldehyde

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BSTUNO2 2 points ago +2 / -0

B12 and banana are my go to. Along with water. eggs are nourishing but I’ve never found them to improve a hangover - Maybe nauseous.

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SharpCookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

ah gotcha, thanks 👍

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TKAdams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pedialyte, ibuprofen, chicken nuggets and fries

and a bloody mary for bonus points later in the day.

Trust me. I'm a pro.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Pedialyte all the way

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make that Bloody Mary spicy and salty too. Fuck yeah.

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pros don’t get hangovers. They become completely Immune to them.

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peeling eggs hungover doesnt sound like fun.

Pickle juice and a big bloody mary for me. Spanish olives.

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Themodsrfags 8 points ago +8 / -0

I crave cocaine

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TDAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hunter?

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Themodsrfags 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah. I never did a line and then wanted to molest my 14 year old neice..

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

i bet you do it all the time and always save 10% for the big guy

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

lawls hookers too I'd imagine

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh man, you have never gone to Waffle House or someplace like that after a night of drinking?

one of them big ol egg and whatever breakfasts are awesome

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YoMamma2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the best hangover remedies is a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Protein and potassium (But the eggs are also good)

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SonofAnu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet your lover is sad about your gag reflex issue lol j/k sorry I couldn't resist

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YoMamma2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh damn son lol I’d be turned off after that, too!

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy eggs...

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OPsMom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have raisins and I have brandy... trying this now.

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wharfthrowaway 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’ll still be good even if raw, don’t gotta refrigerate eggs, that’s just a US thing cause the govt

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LizardKingx001 11 points ago +11 / -0

Was talking about the potential for egging the house lol

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Assassin47 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's because of how eggs are processed in the US specifically. Their protective coating is washed off before shipping.

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OconusLurex 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the US, if you get store bought eggs, it's best to refrigerate them because they've been washed with antibacterial agents that strip the coating that seals them from bacterial spoilage (eg. salmonella,) and without refrigeration, it becomes easier for such pathogens to penetrate the cuticle, into the egg itself.

In other places, like the UK, where eggs are sold and stored unrefrigerated, they are not scrubbed of that sealing coating, and can be kept unrefrigerated for much longer. (Also related to difference in hen care practices; in the UK, free foraging is quite common compared to US, so they have less concern about things like salmonella, so they don't do the mass anti bac egg spraying.) That will also be the case for farmers' market/backyard laid eggs.

However, market bought US eggs are very given to bacterial spoilage when stored unrefrigerated, because, after being sprayed with the antibac washes that strip the outside protective layer, sitting out & "sweating" creates a perfect petri dish atmosphere, which then gets absorbed by the now-porous shell, directly into the egg. I'd highly recommend not storing US store bought eggs unrefrigerated.(edit: unless you're storing them to throw at tyrants, that is.)

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Shayhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hard boiled eggs will go THROUGH a window instead of splattering ON it

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LizardKingx001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can an 8 year old throw with that much force?

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Shayhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hand out hard boiled eggs this Halloween and find out for yourself.

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Infuriator 2 points ago +2 / -0

And 3 weeks old.

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

or rotten

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'd give them IOUs good for one free COVID shot at the free local clinic.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

You jest but I think some parents will do that for real, even if they're fake.

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bannedninjabit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would have went with rice wafers. But this is the most based thing I have seen in a while.

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thealexpkeaton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rumor has it that vaccinated also love fresh popcorn in ziplock baggies.

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67Vert 2 points ago +3 / -1

To throw at houses that don’t treat

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anon09 126 points ago +128 / -2

first group of kids is getting drunk and egging that house

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ILickStones-InFours 29 points ago +29 / -0

So set this up at your least favorite neighbor’s porch. Win win

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +5 / -1

I can't believe flaming poo bags aren't all the rage in San Francisco. Perhaps they're immune?

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering that's a normal every day occurrence......

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spezpedobestfriend 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's obviously a joke and in the past they would be hard boiled eggs from the assholes in the neighborhood.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 7 points ago +7 / -0

even worse, those could break a window!

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

The big fuckers with the swing tops? That’s a heavy bottle.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah and there are punishments for shitty treats

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OconusLurex 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% certainty.

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Buck_Fiden 103 points ago +104 / -1

Give the vaccinated a box of masks and some Necco wafers.

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Winter_bow_huntress 40 points ago +40 / -0

Hey! I like necco wafers lol

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FormerLibtard94 29 points ago +29 / -0

Better go get vaccinated so you can get some!

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RegularAmerican 17 points ago +17 / -0

Do you also enjoy the taste of sidewalk chalk?

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FormerLibtard94 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, why, do you got some?

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you're vaccinated, you probably do.

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Winter_bow_huntress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha no thanks😂

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bannedninjabit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Showing your age. I did too and bought a box once I heard they were taking them off the market.

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Winter_bow_huntress 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m probably not as old as you think I just like traditional type candies. I was the weird kid at Halloween that traded off my chocolate bars for tootsie rolls and Mary Janes lol

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Winter_bow_huntress 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s fine, more for me lol

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splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear ya, I thought getting those chewing wax teeth was hitting the jackpot because I actually liked chewing wax.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like em too. Also, Nickleback had some pretty good songs. Uncomfortable truths.

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Fenianlad 0 points ago +1 / -1

You wanna know how I know you’re gay? You just told me.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nickleback, not coldplay. Hahahahha

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PrairieRaine88 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nickelback? ew.

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BallsackPaneer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, old-school Dutch licorice is what they deserve.

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IBentMyWookie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Circus Peanuts for the clown show! 🤡

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clarefries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gross.

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Assault-Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fucking circus peanuts

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Azrael1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fig nutons

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splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahaha - I love you guys.

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magaspif 1 point ago +1 / -0

circus peanuts and candy corn

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CynicalTwit22 63 points ago +63 / -0

I wouldn't be giving eggs to kids you denied candy

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MAGAMAN4EVA 30 points ago +32 / -2

Holy shit if was 10-13 again I would take the candy, the beer, and then egg the house.

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Brucesky420 9 points ago +10 / -1

OP didn't think this through whatsoever. Funny joke, but definitely not using his noggin

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

the whole idea is give me a treat or I will trick you

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Spawnlingman 43 points ago +43 / -0

Our kids have been having a hell of a past 2 years. We pulled them from public school, started them in christian school. They had to put up with their working at home dad the past year as I taught them traditional math, reading, and prepared them to be up to date with the private school curriculum. I was blown away. Public schools are TWO years at least behind private school. Anyway, they have lost a lot of friends, made new ones. So this year I am going full-out for Halloween. I nabbed a bob-cat and dug out a 300 yard trail in our woods. We've strung lights, speakers, all kinds of fun\scary age appropriate decorations through it. They are going to have a blast with their friends and it's a MAGA party. No freaks allowed.

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IBentMyWookie 19 points ago +19 / -0

Any dad that incorporates a bobcat into Halloween prep is in the running for best dad ever!

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MasklessMarvel 5 points ago +5 / -0

I nabbed a bob-cat

aren't you afraid it will bite the kids?

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makeorbreak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our kids have been having a hell of a past 2 years. We pulled them from public school, started them in christian school. They had to put up with their working at home dad the past year as I taught them traditional math, reading, and prepared them to be up to date with the private school curriculum. I was blown away. Public schools are TWO years at least behind private school. Anyway, they have lost a lot of friends, made new ones.

My story 100%

My kid spent 1 day in public school, on a webcam and tablet, and I was not having it, next day he was in-person at a private school.

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +4 / -1

Funny, I had the opposite experience growing up

All of my private school friends were easily 1-2 years behind me and my public school friends academically

They did dominate in sports though

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c89631147e 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went to a private (religious) K-8 school.

Top charter high school.

Top private college.

Didn’t learn a damn thing after 8th grade.

Sure the last 2 years of college got into a little more detail on certain subjects. But the first 2 years? Nope. Did that electrophoresis experiment when I was 10.

Just keep it up and set your kids up for life!

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SleepWoker 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've found that after 8th grade, 99% of my useful education stopped. Highschool is really a waste, college was an expensive party and even my MBA could have been completed with math I was easily capable of learning 6-8 grade.

The entire way we view education in this country is a sham. If we focused our skill and talents into our passions after 8th grade we could have a hell of a society.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once you can read at an eight grade level, and are proficient at the five basics of math, you can learn, and do almost anything you choose.

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yourtearsaresosalty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I moved around a lot as a child. Something like six different school districts between three states K-12. When I moved to another state in the middle of the seventh grade I found I was repeating my sixth grade all over.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 20 points ago +20 / -0

Eggs are a REALLY bad idea.... just sayin'. Might as well have TP there as well.

Regardless, this is hilarious AF!

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Horkers4Trump 27 points ago +27 / -0

One Halloween years ago, some kids decided to TP the big pecan trees in my front yard. Except something spooked them and they abandoned their plan really quickly.

Go out the next morning and there's like 6 strands of TP in the trees, but at the base of the tree is a nearly full 12 pack of the finest TP I'd ever seen in my life. This stuff was extra luxurious triple ply quilted. Probably cost a fortune. Only one roll was missing.

Like wiping my bunghole with velvet. What a great Halloween.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Feel good story of the year, friend!

I never paid for TP when I used to do it. Gas station bathrooms were the sole provider.

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Pandas4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

The perfect crime! Most kids get caught because they buy solely TP as a group and giggle the whole time

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOP FUKIN KEK WHY ABANDON THE TP ROFL

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Patriot_Lettuce 17 points ago +20 / -3

I approve of this.

My irresponsible justification: The beer will put some hair on their chest, and will fight against the feminization of boys. Ya... Ya!

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chesswhilehigh 13 points ago +15 / -2

Beer is very estrogenic. It comes from the hops. Give them whiskey instead.

Or even better, don’t drink. Alcohol is really bad for your testosterone levels.

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it now?... Hmmm, this I did not know.

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pinchitony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes but only if you are a major alcoholic, any drugs messes up your hormone balance, as well as sleep deprivation and stress.

Your body is equipped to deal with it unless you majorly fuck up. As long as you are a mostly-happy human being, you will be ok. If you begin to fall into depression or something your hormone levels will tank.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's phytoestrogen and it's in everything. It's borderline pseudoscience that that is "feminizing" anyone because it's not real estrogen. Dummies just see "estrogen" and go manlet overcompensating rage mode.

There's like literally only one medical case where phytoestrogen caused feminine expression and it was some dude with preexisting hormone imbalances who literally ate nothing but soy products and his body responded by synthesizing it into estrogen. If you aren't a liberal-grade trainwreck of failing genetics and "muh condishunz", have all the tofu and beer you want.

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cjcivicx 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thousands of years of drunken conquests would appear to prove this wrong...

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chesswhilehigh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being drunk as a soldier while on duty and not during a celebration would normally get you corporal punishment. But hey if you think the beer gut makes you a better warrior go for it. I’ll make sure the guy next to me is sober though.

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, you aren't wrong haha. Had many a hangover for the Monday morning death run while I was a young Soldier.

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chesswhilehigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. I still drink even though I’m prepping haha. But it’s like once a month...I’m not planning on operating any rifles under the influence...of alcohol...stimulants on the other hand.

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SuperMario 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're not technically wrong 😅

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +3 / -1

dude, how m any people have become parents because they got drunk?

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +2 / -1

I have twice

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

please don't drink and park

accidents cause people

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walls4america 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m not Mormon, but I agree that drinking and smoking does age a person. A few years ago I saw photos of female cousins, just a couple of years older than me. I hadn’t seen them since my teens, and now they really looked old thanks to their drinking and smoking.

Meanwhile, there were guys in their 20s asking me out. They didn’t suspect I was their age when they were born! My coworkers thought I was in my late 20s, too.

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

Edit: Another bonus of sober life is sex happens a lot more and it’s a lot freakier. Although the freaky part might just be related to getting older and not the alcohol.

NICE TRY BIG MIKE

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crackerstacker 0 points ago +1 / -1

I haven't had a drink for 150 days. Was never an alcoholic, but definitely drank much much more than was healthy between 14 and 30. I was easier than I thought going without drink.

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Assassin47 1 point ago +1 / -0

The beer will put some hair on their chest, and will fight against the feminization of boys.

I don't get it, but that's as good a reason to drink as any! 🍺

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Botz15_1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

Give them soy and vegan meat

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WinterSoldier82 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pure Blood Here and Im coming after your Stella Beer b/c I cant get it no more in my area (shorted).

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45FortheWin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are those salty crackers I see for the unvaxx'ed? 😂

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LtPatterson 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some lefty will probably switch the signs around

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ChocolateEvryday 8 points ago +8 / -0

No there will be covid cooties on that table

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then they'll go to the nearest bookstore, turn conservative books upside down, move The Bible into the fiction section, and leave with the smuggest look on their face.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well when I am at Walmart if I see any of those gay books, black lives matter books, etc. I put them all in my cart and I go to the trashcan department where they sell trash cans and I put all the books in there. On the bottom trashcan that is. They’re not being stolen or they’re just being repurposed. LOL and yes I leave with a super smug look on my face. If I can get that garbage off the shelves long enough for people to not have to purchase or look at it, that’s a win for me.

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SuperMario 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly. As I think longer on this. The OP probably took a photo that was the opposite and photoshopped them the other way.

I could far more see a leftist doing this. Then a conservative doing this. But still. Like the idea.

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603win 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well true, that’s the same thinking that “wins” them elections

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000111000 8 points ago +8 / -0

How inappropriate. Those tables aren't 6 feet apart

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs more masks in the vax bowl

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Waronchristmasisreal 8 points ago +8 / -0

The vaxoids need to know that they lost their humanity when they took the jab

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Amateurgynecologist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget the radishes

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where’s the candy corn and black licorice?

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Filo76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Circus peanuts too. Also, Black licorice is the worst.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dr. Fauci Says Unvaccinated Kids Can Trick Or Treat But They Only Get Candy Corn

"I must clarify one thing, though—and let me be perfectly clear while I clarify one small point in order to make it clear for everyone, as clearly as I possibly can," said Fauci. "If your child is unvaccinated, he should NOT be given any of the good candy. No Reese's or Snickers or any of that. Candy Corn only. That's it."

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f_bastiat 6 points ago +6 / -0

lmao

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magaroll 5 points ago +5 / -0

updoot for giving out Sapporo

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TDAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

"BuT tHE vaCCiNaTeD wiLL juSt LIE anD say THeY'RE UNvaCInATeD!!!!"

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67Vert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hand sanitizer for the vax kids. LOL

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kids know what's up.

If you give them regularly sized popular brand name chocolate candy bars, you officially become their "fren" and you're cool.

If you give them mini-size...you're alright but not great...except maybe if you give several of them.

If you give them pennies...some kids will make you their "fren" but others will just put you on the "alright" list.

If you give them sweettarts...a few kids will make you their "fren" but you're otherwise on the "meh" list.

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BadManOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the past I always gave like 3 mini size. Either way, my neighborhood now gets zero trick or treaters. I maybe buy a single bag of candy just in case, but otherwise, it's a lost cause.

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KAGALOSAURUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol might want to rethink the eggs…

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Infuriator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking great

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like eggs but I’m not getting a vaccine for them.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m not vaxed but can I dig into the vaxed box it looks pretty good. Somebody asked me one time who’s the hottest animated woman? And it’s obviously the chick on the box of raisins.

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highenergywinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should add a smile for the camera sign

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIN GRUEL TOO!

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're giving kids the eggs to throw at your house. Not really thinking this one through are you?

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 3 points ago +6 / -3

This Is The Way

Shame them into oblivion.

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't want to give them eggs, that's a guarantee that they're going to end up returning to your property with added velocity.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would've given them Clif bars. Those things are awful.

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shadows_of_the_mind 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not all of them. The peanut butter ones aren’t bad

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wouldn't know. The first one I tried tasted like someone scraped bear shit off a hiking boot. Never again.

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shadows_of_the_mind 7 points ago +7 / -0

wait so OP what you're saying is... you've eaten bear shit off a hiking boot 🤔

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MayorofTrumpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, you beat me to it. Warrants an uptrump for doing so.👍

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TheSphinxIsAFag 2 points ago +2 / -0

The chocolate peanut butter with sea salt is my go-to.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next you're going to tell me RipIts are awful.

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Urusovite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoulda had dog turds in the vaccinated container.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope that's all vegan and organic for those vaxxed weirdos.

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KrakenWakin4JoeBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this so much. Why can’t I have a friend like this on my street?

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TheSphinxIsAFag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure your "parents only" sign will work as well as "please take one".

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texas4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are the let's go Brandon carved pumpkins?

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Winner45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those 16 yo parents out there are going to really appreciate your treats.

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btntx 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why you collect restaurant mints throughout the year.

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InterestingIke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it

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CrazyJimAcosta 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s in the pot with the ladle?

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YaBoiJacob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lukewarm water probably

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Just_An_Idahoan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bed pan stew 😷

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s freaking hilarious.

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SpaFixr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Raisins are dope, better than chocolate imo.

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DJTorNothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, its not the kids fault their parents made them get vaccinated.

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JigglesV 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not the blame the victim type, but damn if you werent asking for vandalism claims you are now

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SNRNXS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do the vaxxed kids get toilet paper as well?

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a former teenage boy that beer would be gone soo fast lol

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BadManOrange 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should leave some horse paste.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's in the pot on the left? Tap water? 💦

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Burmeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol