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Zuby is fucking boss - (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +968 / -1
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HeavenlyTrumpets 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't get the point of impossible foods...

If you don't want to eat meat, just don't.

If you do... then do.

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Block_Helen 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't get why animal rights people want to eat something that tastes JUST like dead animals.

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WowbaggerTIP 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. "I miss the flavor of dead animals, so I'll replicate it with plants." It's like a vampire that has accepted red Kool-Ade.

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TrumpAndGodWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just more creeping normalization of bad things, slowly boiling the frog.

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess it's for the protein intake for vegetarians. It's probably chick peas & beans & stuff that looks like mush anyway.

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2024isNOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

And full of lectins so they get zero nutrient absorption. Then wonder why they are cranky and depressed

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Meme_war_ii_vet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They dont want to eat the fake meat. They want YOU to have to eat the fake meat.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want the vice without the guilt.

Eating meat is neither. But in their mind it is.

So they eat a chemically separated wheat protein sludge shaped like a patty and then say they are helping the environment as the company behind it dumps the toxic waste in whatever lake is nearby.

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abouttime4444 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the fucking soy!!!! Steer clear frens.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Estrogen burgers 🤮

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TheNightJanitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

This.

I don't think people know how bad those things are for you.

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Saltkang 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's lucky he didn't have a double, otherwise the soy levels would have had him calling out for Moochelle like he was Bathhouse Barry: on his hand and knees in a gimp suit.

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YN31964 1 point ago +1 / -0

To me, an Impossible Burger is just impossible. No way, Jose.

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Gr4ck3L 1 point ago +1 / -0

Split one with the wife. It wasn't totally impossible, but it ain't for me.

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Duchess 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is Zuby? Is he someone important?

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand a lot of vegan food. If you don't want to eat animals then don't eat animals. That's completely fine but why make food that looks and semi tastes like animals?

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fuckjoebiden1337 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had the impossible whopper and I honestly couldn't even tell the difference fresh. it didn't heat up quite as well, but then again neither actually heats up well

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2024isNOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

The soy is strong with this one

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Estrogen plant materials can do that to ya.