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Finally! SF waking up! (media.patriots.win) 💩   SHITPOST   💩
posted ago by blubberdong ago by blubberdong +2592 / -4
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tacopizzapal 33 points ago +34 / -1

yeah, cropping out the bee is bad style

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PunishedSnek 14 points ago +16 / -2

OP is a faggot

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Error404 2 points ago +5 / -3

I concur. Came here to say the same because I was thinking the same.

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deleted 0 points ago +2 / -2
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LegXIII 13 points ago +13 / -0

LOL. Great post.

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TKAdams 10 points ago +10 / -0

Test the poop, bigot.

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MAGAguitar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pooster shot required as of November 1 or you have to go shit in Oakland

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poopster shot

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Treasure Island will become an official Shit sanctuary zone. It’s a human right to shit and we can’t be racist by preventing underserved communities (trans, afghan, and colored shitters) from shitting.

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Smarmcastic 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why is this stickied? Already posted with the proper context as a Babylon Bee article.

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +4 / -2

The mods have a thankless job and our standard is absolute perfection....

That might be asking a bit much, it's a great team doing a great job!

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KoofasaForTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

If only. Only people with homes are harassed by the authorities. If you’re homeless or illegal, you get a free pass.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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loco_Ese 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank God!

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jeffwingersballs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally a shit post. Nice.

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DrBJTester 3 points ago +3 / -0

You beat me by 53 minutes..... SHIT

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mickeydee 4 points ago +4 / -0

should be all good though.... From what I hear they self vaccinate multiple times daily

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK³

Getting a hot booster every single damn day! It's the San Francisco homeless way.

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Groundpounder 4 points ago +4 / -0

To show sensitivity to the homeless, fecal matter will be analyzed instead, as to not interfere with their intravenous drug usage in front of schools

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LearnAboutRoaches 3 points ago +3 / -0

In-N-Out urge

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Flatulenator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but what about that Arizona Attorney General though?

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

But they don't have to social distance or wear masks, huh?

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Chachiex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Homeless have better legal advocacy than the working class serfs, provided for you by Soros and the money printers

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gladwyne 2 points ago +2 / -0

' poop papers please '

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WormSign 2 points ago +2 / -0

yourface.png when you realize the homeless are more free than any of us

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ArtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literal shitpost lol

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YourWifesBoyfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Please sir, this sidewalk was just cleaned. If you shit on the one over there, it's planned to be cleaned in about an hour. You can also drop your used syringes there."

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SteveRogers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

When OP said “SF” I immediately thought Special Forces, and my freedom boner almost put my eye out.

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MagicBanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literal shitpost

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Siteless_Vagrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

But... is this a joke or not? I... I can't even tell anymore... fuckin clown world man...

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

When is a Shit Post really a Fucking Shit Post

Some days this place and the Babylon Bee is the only thing keeping me going.

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covok48 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Automatic downvote and reported. Don’t tolerate this shit OP.