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Wow! Just, Wow . . . (media.patriots.win)          TOP  KEK    
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +1920 / -6
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Bullet3250 280 points ago +281 / -1

I was in Wakanda for a 2 week vacation - try the duck.

;)

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MAGA_____bitches 321 points ago +321 / -0

I was in Chicago for a 2 week vacation - try to duck.

;)

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3percenterFan 69 points ago +69 / -0

LOL perfect response

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NoComment 21 points ago +21 / -0

🦆🦆🦆

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AZ-is-the-key 16 points ago +16 / -0

🔫🔫🔫

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no_gal_friend 2 points ago +2 / -0

alex baldwin enters the chat

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AZ-is-the-key 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh good I thought it was Alec for a moment

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k-doe1 19 points ago +19 / -0

genius level reply!LOL

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ColonelKlink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Checks out.

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Perhelion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmaoooooooo 🤣☠️

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 53 points ago +53 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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NomadicKrow2 102 points ago +102 / -0

I hope someone tells her a white dude wrote the comic, so it was actually whites that made Wakanda.

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anotherthing 44 points ago +45 / -1

Actually, it was Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, two Jewish men.

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peterstrzoked 44 points ago +45 / -1

Jews count as white when appropriate and “oppressed minorities (((who just happen to own everything)))” all the other times.

Jews fall under the same rules as Hispanics - “white” if conservative, POC otherwise

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SHILL_DETECTOR 8 points ago +8 / -0

jews are self hating whites?!?!

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DearCow 4 points ago +7 / -3

Someday, they'll own your decendants.

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Strongocho 8 points ago +8 / -0

Considering Hispanics are descendants of conquistadors and Spanish is a European language, I never quite wrapped my head around them LARPing as some sort of oppressed “people of color”. If you are Hispanic and taller than 5’4”, you are a white guy.

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Klown_Schwab 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hispanic isn't really a racial group.

They're descended from Spaniards, Native Americans and black slaves.

Some are 1 of those or differing mixes of 2 or 3 of those.

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Morris_The_Grey 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well I do have a hairy chest and me and my dad have the occasional red Irish beard hairs. I usually shave to hide my Ginger heritage however.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fag.

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anotherthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, "white" if they shoot a black person, then?

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peterstrzoked 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is quite a bit of nuance and many rules to making the determination, such as the one you just mentioned, but they all fall along the lines of whether it is convenient for them or not and are entirely predictable.

For example, if a Hispanic shoots a random jogger who dindu muffins and just came back from Bible study with his sizzurp ingredients, the Hispanic is white, like you say.

But if a Hispanic shoots a conservative black person, like say, Larry Elder or Candace O, they were only acting in self defense and are a poor poor poor POC, etc.

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Klown_Schwab 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some Hispanics are fully white. There's blond haired blue eyed people in Brazil. Or 80% white 20% native and basically look white.

And some are 100% native obese midgets

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walls4america 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brazil was settled by those from Portugal, though. So not Hispanic. That’s why they speak Portuguese and not Spanish.

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Hambeast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Teddy Graham people

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helenvsgladys 0 points ago +1 / -1

Black people unable to comprehend reality after being fed insane falsehoods by jews, now where have I heard this one before...

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AgnesDomini 2 points ago +2 / -0

And most of the CGI, very likely. As a native Chicagoan, I can tell you the irony is greater even in that the photo is from a black neighborhood...in DETROIT. Not even Chicago. "Kim's Lounge" marquee sign shows up in old haunts in Detroit...

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mintyfresh 24 points ago +24 / -0

Why, those cultural appropriating Hollywood bitches!

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zippy2 20 points ago +20 / -0

98.4% white

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OGpsywar 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now do its crime rate..

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helenvsgladys 2 points ago +2 / -0

1.6%, it's right there

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wikipedia taught me that Columbus forced indigenous people to "settle" in Wauconda after travelling the Erie Canal.

Many indigenous people had already been victims to the ongoing genocide that began the moment Columbus arrived. Those who survived the genocide, were forcefully pushed out of their homes to the west or to northern states. Many early “settlers” of Wauconda came from New England and New York by covered wagon or through the Erie Canal and the Great Lakes.[5]

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CJ74U2NV 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was in Chicago for a 2 week vacation - had to duck bullets

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BasedMedicalDoctor 139 points ago +141 / -2

How do people not realize this is a satire troll account

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Keep_on_Trumpin 118 points ago +121 / -3

I honestly couldn't tell the difference

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MocksFordComma 73 points ago +73 / -0

The best satire is indistinguishable from truth

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covok48 18 points ago +19 / -1

The best satire is indigenous.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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Jack_HinsonTN 22 points ago +22 / -0

Poe's law.

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yep__yep__yep 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bingo...

But have you ever heard of Cole's Law

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elcomedian 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don’t like Mayo

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Jack_HinsonTN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Descriptions of it are varied, but I hear it's quite tasty.

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ColonelKlink 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what happens in clown world.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 29 points ago +31 / -2

it's still funny

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BoatingAccident 23 points ago +26 / -3

The irony is that a white guy created a lot of ghettos. FDR

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DemonkkkRatSlavers 4 points ago +7 / -3

Stockholm Syndrome and DemonkkkRats running the education system while implementing policies that favor single unwed mothers goes a long way for destroying communities and keeping people on their modern day plantations. Just eking out enough existence to maintain enough taxbase to keep those Federal dollars for social welfare programs rolling in so politicians can skim and launder their way to becoming millionaires. Quite the scam.

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ParadigmShift2070 6 points ago +6 / -0

yeah I'm sure one standard deviation lower iq and low impulse control have nothing to do with it

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kt524 2 points ago +2 / -0

Das raycis

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Klown_Schwab 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEE

I think the IQ thing is probably true and it's probably genetic but blacks WERE more self sufficient, law abiding and family oriented until the Democrats decided to shower them with welfare to buy their votes and promote single motherhood by literally giving more gibs to black single morthers than 2 parent households because muh feminism.

Decent culture can keep low IQ in check to a certain extent.

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ParadigmShift2070 2 points ago +2 / -0

they were better behaved because they knew whites wouldn't tolerate their shits, once the restraints were gone after the Civil rights movement, they just reverted to their natural tribal behaviors

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helsinki syndrome

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helenvsgladys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Human beings have no agency to act within the parameters of their specific circumstances amirite

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it's true to an extent. I get the joke. But in order to fix this, the reality is much more nuanced. Policies enacted by the communist democrat leftists have made it difficult for the black community to integrate. Not to mention the constant race baiting and other alinsky tactics.

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helenvsgladys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes nothing could ever be the fault of America's beautiful soulful little blameless angels, it must have been someone else who MADE them do the shit they do

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BoatingAccident 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you not understand nuance? Go back to voat.

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BoatingAccident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jokes reflect reality. This is a truth but it is also a joke. People can be myopic People can be hyperbolic Best not to be

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but I think he knew what he was doing. So you can’t argue intelligence with it, although you could argue about malice.

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preferredfault 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sadly I have some evidence to back that up: Once got into an argument with a racist black guy who was trying to make an argument for slaves having built America, and he literally thought slaves built the sidewalks. Not even a joke. He literally thought that the sidewalks we walk on today, have been around since slavery, and were built by slaves. I'd laugh if it just wasn't soo disheartening that someone could be that dumb. That alone tells you they're soo far apart from reality, that there is no way to rectify their perspectives and beliefs.

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TNVol 5 points ago +6 / -1

My black buddies would never consider living in chicago... and universally don't read comic books or go to faggot superhero films.

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Pickinpox 5 points ago +5 / -0

But do they smoke Newports? Cuz if they don't they ain't black

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TommyJarvis 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is no line between satire and reality in Clown World

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because of absolutely no difference, your typical BLM black girl would actually say that exact kind of bullshit.

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AtheistTrumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poe's Law

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KuzoKevin 77 points ago +79 / -2

Wakanda was created by white men for a comic book.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 26 points ago +27 / -1

shhhhhh . . . too much to handle

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BoatingAccident 18 points ago +19 / -1

and ghettos were created by FDR and black people were kept there by the democrats until today. the end.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

again Fren, FDR was horrible IMHO as i read history . . . Pearl Harbor attack was known and he waited and let it happen . . .

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TNVol 12 points ago +12 / -0

My granddad put me on his knee when I was a little kid and told me to always remember that FDR didn't get us out of the depression. He got us into a war, and the war got us out of the depression.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

i shall keep those words of wisdom alive!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

well put Grand Dad !!!!

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Biostrike14 3 points ago +3 / -0

My grandmother told me a story about her uncle getting a factory job during the depression just before P Harbor, and when he brought home his first paycheck he showed everyone at dinner and said"Than God for Hittler", they were making arms for the lend lease program.

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DemonkkkRatSlavers 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder what Jewish advisers told him that was a good idea$...

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geekesmind 6 points ago +6 / -0

FDR was a Marxist!

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TNVol 3 points ago +3 / -0

A typical silver spooned, NE elitist, philandering, dyke marrying, Marxist faggot.

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3-10 5 points ago +5 / -0

Worse, he literally had a Communist living in the White House and that guy helped Stalin build gulags and supplied Stalin with tech and uranium through Lend Lease.

https://conservapedia.com/Harry_Hopkins

American Betrayal https://www.amazon.com/dp/1250055814/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_W7J7WWV85VCWEG10JZRE

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BoatingAccident 4 points ago +4 / -0

mb didnt realize i hit u 2wice

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

FDR was bad for everyone but things really went to shit for black people in particular with LBJ and the Great Society.

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helenvsgladys 1 point ago +1 / -0

and black people kept themselves there until today. the end.

Fixed it for you

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bannedninjabit 40 points ago +40 / -0

Here is a real Wakanda https://youtu.be/ZRuSS0iiFyo

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TonsOfSalt 8 points ago +8 / -0

The racial makeup of the town was 98.4% White, 0.3% African American, and 1.2% from other races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.2% of the population.

Kek

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Somefucktard 5 points ago +5 / -0

I suppose 3rd world countries don't know to immediately dispatch vice reporters yet.

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pepe9003 4 points ago +4 / -0

my exact thoughts.

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Enlightenment_Now 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, that is so gross!

On the other hand, it's kind of cool to get some revenge. Mosquitos stick you and suck your blood?

Turnabout is fair play.

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Somefucktard 25 points ago +25 / -0

"I want to live in a segregated imaginary ethnostate."

Don't let your memes be dreams, get on a boat and make it happen.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol

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Bigpoppatrump420 19 points ago +19 / -0

Black people are so smart, responsible and trust worthy. I wonder why they have the bad stereotypes about them?

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ParadigmShift2070 5 points ago +5 / -0

it's just a conspiracy guy

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LastconservativeNY2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every neighborhood is improved by diversity. Housing prices increase, crime decreases, school test scores soar. Church attendance and volunteerism guess up as well. It's good for everyone!

Haha. Just kidding.

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Matt_Holladay 12 points ago +12 / -0

White people may have made Chicago but who destroyed it.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

yup, demos & joggers

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KOMMISSARofMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

She actually has it completely backwards.

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M3CJC 10 points ago +10 / -0

But we wazzz kanggzzggzz n Shiite

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DivvyDivet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dick washers

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

*insert common 4 chan post. " hieroglyphics from ancient Egypt here"

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Daaas riiight!"

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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

MMMMHMMM

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obamagavemeaphone 9 points ago +9 / -0

White people made Chicago... black people turned it into a complete shithole Murder Capitol.

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preferredfault 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then they say white flight is racism too.

I'll give you an example of modern white flight, from what I've seen personally.

At this place I lived once, there was a white old guy who lived in a house across the street. One night, a bunch of black guys broke in to his home, beat him bloody and robbed him. Ambulance had to take him to the hospital, where it took him months to recover. No one was ever caught. He then moved out of his home, turning it into a rental property. Sat empty for a while.

Eventually he rented it out. Guess who moved in? A bunch of black crackheads. I recall one morning the guy living there got into a loud argument in the front with a prostitute because he was stiffing her for the bill. By the time the guy moved out, the place was literally condemned, deemed unlivable, because they destroyed the place.

Now think about that....what would people say if white men came into black neighborhoods and beat up black people in their homes, then those black people were forced to move out of fear, then white people moved in. That's exactly what happened, only in reverse.

Old white guy is forced to fix it up, but it stays empty for years while he does. Finally rents it out again, to another black family. Just as bad as the first, but in different ways. They would let their pitbulls run around the block with no supervision, even the animal control wouldn't do shit about it. I saw one day the dog literally chasing a woman with a stroller down the block.

Then some new black people were moving into the neighborhood over time. Turns out some of these were just relatives of those people. Shootings went up. Another house clearly deals drugs openly, with like 20 different cars pulling up with someone waiting in the car while someone else goes in. Garbage on the ground lining the whole block.

Homes decayed, some houses had blinds the landlords clearly installed and weren't cared for....just whole houses, with all the windows full of old broken and tattered window blinds, still occupied. They wouldn't even replace their own window blinds, even when they were broken. Virtually every house had a broken or missing screen door. Yards were rarely if ever mowed. Nothing was kept up, both inside and outside. Not necessarily stuff that was the landlords responsibility, but rather, their responsibility. Yet you'd see these shiny new cars parked out front of every single one of them.

A once nice neighborhood, turned into complete shit. All the white people moved out over the course of just a couple years (and I followed suit, but I was one of the last to move). All of them replaced with criminals and welfare recipients. Not a single one of them had jobs on either side of the block, not a one. They all had multiple nice cars, but those cars were never gone during typical work hours, parked outside all day every day. It was clearly all drug money and government money.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

White flight is bad, but on the other hand so is gentrification. BAD, WHITE PEOPLE! BAD! BAD!

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preferredfault 5 points ago +5 / -0

white flight = white people moving out = bad

gentrification = white people moving in = bad

It literally gives itself away. They want the whites gone because they're racists, but they also need the whites for property values, entitlements, and city upkeep funding.

Whites leave; quality of life plummets, property value plummets, allowing drug dealers and welfare recipients to move in, property value plummets even more from lack of basic neighborhood upkeep. City spends less money in the area, because you don't replace the sidewalks and streets on a block where half the houses are abandoned, torn down, or decrepit....it would cost more to do that than the houses are even worth, and no one in the area is paying taxes to fund that anyways. So the money simply doesn't go there, and even if it did, it would be a waste because you'd just have nice streets filled with garbage and oil stains from leaky cars that never get repaired, and a bunch of shitty houses lining those nice new sidewalks and streets.

Whites move in; property value rises, pricing blacks out of the area, along with crimes being more readily reported and punished. Blacks can no longer run rough shot over the area, so they leave, go to prison for their ghetto crimes, etc.

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Zxc26 9 points ago +9 / -0

Chicago looks like shithole on purpose, it's all illusion to to hide all the riches and advanced culture, blacks have created there.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 8 points ago +8 / -0

We was Kang's or sum shiiiit

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Sherpa_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

They didn’t make up the phrase “there goes the neighborhood” because of muh white people.

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RandolphX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh ya, their virtue signaling will get worse not better lol.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

i have no idea how anyone can be so fucking retarded

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getkek 13 points ago +13 / -0

To bend the spoon, you must first realize the spoon is retarded.

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leing15 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very true, it's unimaginable retardation. Besides comparing fiction to reality (at least I hope she knows that Wakanda is fiction), she also ignores that, even if some leftard white politicians facilitated the city's decline with leftist policies, it is black people who vote for leftards by about 95%, and it was also the actions of blacks who turned parts of Chicago into the crime-ridden & run-down shitholes they are now.
Reality is just reality; not recognizing it and avoiding mentioning it, depending on which race this reality is flattering or unflattering to, is racist.

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ManateeRanMild 7 points ago +7 / -0

....That HAS to be a bot account. I think that post gave me brain cancer. Enough internet for the day.

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R3tro 6 points ago +6 / -0

We wuz kangz….

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SubaruKayak 6 points ago +7 / -1

Jews created Wakanda. Jack Kirby was an Austrian Jew and Stan Lee, a Romanian Jew.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOH!

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fluffykitten 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know, I was in Wakanda and they stole my rental bike. The loud music at night coming from 80's Cadillacs and Buicks wasn't very pleasant either

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

lmfao

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4cdarth 5 points ago +5 / -0

facepalm

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Bb1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why we cant have nice thangz

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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PhantomShield72 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whyte peepul made Chicago.

Who made Chicago what it is now???

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TheMAGAlorian787 5 points ago +5 / -0

No one’s really that stupid, right??? Right???

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TighterGradeofTail 4 points ago +4 / -0

White people created the fictitious Wakanda. Black people turned Chicago into a shithole. Want more diversity where you live?

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TheJimmReaper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chicago is how Wokenda would turn out in real life

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

Wokenda !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stealing that Pede)

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Genxguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but the elves are the ones who really have it going on. I pick Rivendell. When I was there last week, I swear I didn’t want to leave!

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BumpForTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. Wakanda isn't real.
  2. Black people DID that to Chicago.

I would like to know exactly what part of Chicago that is and what race is in charge of things there. Not that I actually care, but merely to educate this breathtaking retard.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs “It’s the same picture” meme!

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h4b1t 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black ppl dindu nuffin

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll pay for her one way ticket to the theoretical location.

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Snoozebum 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Here’s a ticket to Zimbabwe. You should be able to find your way from there, right?”

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bupk1s 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black people destroyed Chicago

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BrokenWaterFountain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please leave for Africa immediately. Take all the other liberals who think Wakanda is A real B an inspirational place even if fake C possible to achieve on the continent of Africa

You can leave the based Black's who love our country and want to aspire to be better. 1st gen Nigerians are some of the highest earners. They also would rather die than return to that shithole of a continent full of rape, slavery and disease, almost none of which was caused by colonialism at this point.

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Nunya__Biznus 4 points ago +4 / -0

My favorite part of Wakanda:

Supposedly highly advanced society...

...still resolves question of leadership through savage, tribal mortal combat rites.

(And not one liberal was offended.)

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahahaha

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redditadminssuckit 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's probably a high school teacher or college professor

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

👆👆👆👆This

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Hoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Marvel is so racist. When they needed a technologically advanced African country, they had to make it up.

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wakanda is a white mans fantasy.

Stan Lee was white.

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Panzershrekt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do wakandans embrace thug/gang culture, ebonics, and so on?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK & YES

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IWantFweedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry Mika, as soon as Democrats and globalist RINOs find Wakanda, they'll fuck that up too.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried to book a vacation in Wakanda but told my pureblood caucasian status was prohibited. SARCASM OFF.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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Blondi 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd rather live in Wakanda? Awesome. Please move there!

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you want to tell her?

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damnit, you beat me to it. Take my upvote.

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CavePeasant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Point to Wakanda on a map for me.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

whuz a mape?

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TeeRoyAL 3 points ago +3 / -0

beats me, thought good ole Stan Lee created Wakanda

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Trumpternal 3 points ago +3 / -0

She probably is dumb enough to believe wakanda is a real place.

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CardinalR451 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wrong, Jack Kirby and Stand Lee created Black Panther and Wakanda.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

oop

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Seruna_Kanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, why don't the black people who are constantly hunted and persecuted in Chicago leave? Why don't they go make their own city or country? Take what knowledge they have and go somewhere that they won't be held back? there's a whole world out there that can yet be tamed.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

but is there welfare?

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically speaking, white people made Wakanda.

You can thank Stan Lee for creating it in the first place.

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QEBL486 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black people ruined Chicago*

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evenbiggerchubbys 3 points ago +3 / -0

This can’t be real? Can it? She looks like she lives in the Land of Dairy Queen

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Strongocho 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neither, I prefer to stay here in MAGA country (Kentucky)

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Supersonic-turtle 3 points ago +3 / -0

is this real? For the life of me, if she believes Wakanda is a real place why hasnt she tried to move there. Hell I would if it existed, I'd rather be treated as a second class citizen there than here.