Librarian here! If you don't know of the book (you know, the 2% of you out there,) The Very Hungry Caterpillar is one of the best books you can read to your toddler. It's chock full of lessons (counting, days of the week, basic life science, etc.) and it's just plain wholesome.
I think the liberals will send the feathered butt monkey to read real life stories to the poor children. I'll take that lady who is trying to entertain young kids any day over the commie's disgusting pedo shit.
And I’d accept and we’d have a great maga time. My point mostly had to do with keeping yourself to yourself lol. I don’t go advertise I’m straight. Or white. But I do take advantage of being straight and I damn sure celebrate my scotch Irish and melugeon ancestry. Moonshine and bluegrass
The book is all about obesity though. About giving up on useless diets and exercise until you engorge yourself on a tonne of food and go into your bedroom, only to have to be crane lifted out later.
That's actually a super disturbing process. Enzymes melt the Caterpillar into goo while it's immune system desperately and futilely tries to stop it. We can imagine it's a painful, gruelling, slow death.
I hope you are not fat because that's enough to make people here assume you are a leftie POS judging by the terrible comments here. Fat woman wearing a funny cute sweater. Must mean she's a communist.
Look at her hair big birtha. That says all you need to know. The morbid obesity is secondary but also an indication that she is proud of her gluttenous lifestyle.
Our favorite, that I read to my daughters a bunch of times was Stella Luna. Beautiful book, but my naive self (Back then, anyway.) most likely missed that it was kinda full of diversity propaganda. Still a gorgeous book though.
The problem is that lunatic ate a Dune sandworm. You can tell alot by the hair and eyeglasses...replusive liberal. I bet she has many woke books in her library that the Parents don't know about and would be upset if they read them.
You're quite right. I think some of these really obese people get into the weird hair color/styles and woke nonsense because it gives them an identity beyond "really fat person." It's a pity someone didn't help her years ago to have a healthy lifestyle. I think she would be less inclined to do the woke purple hair thing if she was a normal, healthy weight with normal, healthy friends and a nice husband.
My neighbor is a blue haired fat guy who complimented me on my Arrest Fauci t shirt and has a gigantic American flag in his yard. Should I assume he's liberal because he's fat and has blue hair? Some people just have bad eating habits and poor taste
A grown adult male who dyes his hair blue is fully contemptible and a complete faggot. End of story. 16 and 17 year old kids used to lie about their age to fight for this country. Nowwe have useless obese men who have time to dye their hair blue and apply moisterizer to their manginas. The reason these useless fucks exist is because you promote and tolerate it. Fuck off sir. Or zir.
A woman is overweight. She loves kids and works at a library. She wants to make little kids smile so she buys a funny sweater with a print of their favorite book. It's Halloween so she dyes her hair purple.
Also things like prioritizing career (I'm being a good example to my kids by working all day!), wanting more paid maternity leave, complaining about childcare costs (why does it cost my whole salary when I am obviously more important than these people raising my children!), cheerfully claiming the quality time they give the kids is better than quantity, and that divorce is for the best because "the kids want to see me happy!"
Most of the elementary school teachers in my neck of the woods seem pretty traditional and even conservative, unlike this secular humanist seacow in the photo. But the Hungry Caterpillar is a fine book for children; no anal sex.
I recently found the yearbook of my high school from the year I was born. The female teachers were young, attractive, normal weight or thin, well-dressed, and married. I have no idea what happened to our society or how to get it back.
Eh I dont know. Maybe I'm the odd man out here. But just from the look, there's genuine mirth in the eyes and smile. The T shirt is actually based on a good book for children thats not stock full of progressive nonsense. I'd be willing to bet this lady is an absolute sweetheart. Only has purple hair because some kid suggested she should.
Librarian here! If you don't know of the book (you know, the 2% of you out there,) The Very Hungry Caterpillar is one of the best books you can read to your toddler. It's chock full of lessons (counting, days of the week, basic life science, etc.) and it's just plain wholesome.
Thanks for the info. My nephew is like two-ish. But you can’t deny the hilarity of the pic. Self awareness goes along way.
I wouldn’t wear a shirt that says “the stoned maga chef” Even if it was a book lol
Why not? I'd offer a guy a beer and a chat with a shirt like that.
"If You Give a Mouse a Beer"
He'll then ask for a basket of fries.
That caterpillar is eyeing her fupa , Lotta nourishment stored there .
She's all fupa
Got that right!
Just learned what 'FUPA' is, only yesterday. Ewww. That said, I do love this place...
What do you think will happen next?
He'll ask for a tub of ranch for those fries.
Delicious
I think the liberals will send the feathered butt monkey to read real life stories to the poor children. I'll take that lady who is trying to entertain young kids any day over the commie's disgusting pedo shit.
Yeah I got down votes for trying to say that lol
Diabetes!
He will ask for more!
And only break out the blunt if the guy passes all of the MAGA background check test questions.
And I’d accept and we’d have a great maga time. My point mostly had to do with keeping yourself to yourself lol. I don’t go advertise I’m straight. Or white. But I do take advantage of being straight and I damn sure celebrate my scotch Irish and melugeon ancestry. Moonshine and bluegrass
Ask him if he owns a dog house.
Ha, green arms and ham unbanned
Perfect. Something for his parents to read to him.
The book is all about obesity though. About giving up on useless diets and exercise until you engorge yourself on a tonne of food and go into your bedroom, only to have to be crane lifted out later.
Did she eat the children that came to the library? All of them?
Hello stoned maga chef!
If you did I'd invite you to my kitchen for some beer or cooking wine.
Basic life science? Counting? "There are 2 genders. 1, 2!"
By "basic life science" I mean the process of a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. It's not much, but it's a start for kids around age 3.
That's actually a super disturbing process. Enzymes melt the Caterpillar into goo while it's immune system desperately and futilely tries to stop it. We can imagine it's a painful, gruelling, slow death.
Grant application: hook up tiny electrodes to caterpillars' brains during metamorphosis to see if they're in pain.
I wonder why that comment got 4 downvotes lol. Butterfly fags?
HAh ah ah
That's not a sweater, that's a car cover...
I hope you are not fat because that's enough to make people here assume you are a leftie POS judging by the terrible comments here. Fat woman wearing a funny cute sweater. Must mean she's a communist.
Look at her hair big birtha. That says all you need to know. The morbid obesity is secondary but also an indication that she is proud of her gluttenous lifestyle.
I know some really nice, obese conservatives. I try not to judge based on looks alone. I have been surprised before
all I saw was the purple hair.
She is probably a leftie judging by her hair dye and problem glasses, but it is a cute sweater.
Our favorite, that I read to my daughters a bunch of times was Stella Luna. Beautiful book, but my naive self (Back then, anyway.) most likely missed that it was kinda full of diversity propaganda. Still a gorgeous book though.
The problem is that lunatic ate a Dune sandworm. You can tell alot by the hair and eyeglasses...replusive liberal. I bet she has many woke books in her library that the Parents don't know about and would be upset if they read them.
Teaches diabetes is good though. Lol. Just kidding. I read this with my kids and even had a book signed by the author. Lol
I sure hope you held on to that book! Eric Carle died in May.
I'm shocked he was still alive! I had a feeling he was pretty old.
The kids love his stuff. Just as I did at their age.
Definitely doesn't look like it's starving.
About to turn into Mothra
How dare you..
...mock Mothera
She ate the twins
MVP
Caterpillars don't become moths. Something went horribly wrong.
This is the woman you are killing by not getting a vaccine! She is a picture of health!
Panorama of health **
Hippopotamus of health
Sweet! How do I not vaccinate harder??
Certainly very well fed.
Just a ravenous book worm.
She’s too white.
You gotta be an obese black non-binary women to be the face of health today.
Like the CK model on the billboard.
This rare edition contains 3 volumes filled with pages of, “and ate, and ate, and ate,”
It's always hungry though, believe me.
It's not the only thing hungry in the picture. Looks like she ate an entire kindergarten class for breakfast.
The very hungry fat ass.
She could be a nice lady, but the purple hair means NOPE!
Color hair = warning sign
Trigly Puff Lives !!!!
Not for long it appears
The problem glasses and the hair are all the warning signs anyone needs.
Interesting how as a civilized people, we still revert to animal instincts and stay away from colorful creatures.
Our instincts have been nothing but good to us
Yep. I wanted to breed her immediately cuz I knew she would represent my bloodline. ~ Rosey O'Donnell.
I think you forgot the (inappropriately) tight-fitting attire.
You mean she needs to purchase a larger tarp?
The "don't judge a book by its cover" thing has been rendered utterly obsolete now that the covers scream their ideology.
Indeed
You're quite right. I think some of these really obese people get into the weird hair color/styles and woke nonsense because it gives them an identity beyond "really fat person." It's a pity someone didn't help her years ago to have a healthy lifestyle. I think she would be less inclined to do the woke purple hair thing if she was a normal, healthy weight with normal, healthy friends and a nice husband.
My neighbor is a blue haired fat guy who complimented me on my Arrest Fauci t shirt and has a gigantic American flag in his yard. Should I assume he's liberal because he's fat and has blue hair? Some people just have bad eating habits and poor taste
A grown adult male who dyes his hair blue is fully contemptible and a complete faggot. End of story. 16 and 17 year old kids used to lie about their age to fight for this country. Nowwe have useless obese men who have time to dye their hair blue and apply moisterizer to their manginas. The reason these useless fucks exist is because you promote and tolerate it. Fuck off sir. Or zir.
A woman is overweight. She loves kids and works at a library. She wants to make little kids smile so she buys a funny sweater with a print of their favorite book. It's Halloween so she dyes her hair purple.
Communist Monster. Let's ridicule her
She deserves all the ridicule she gets for purposely looking as offensive as she does. Everything about this picture was a choice.
I really like the sweater. This book is my kids' absolute favorite
dude. blue hairs have been around for ages. that is a different kind of thing.
Memes that write themselves for $200 please.
I bet there’s a shit ton of pronouns in that things bio…
Hagmar the buffet destroyer
Don't dead name her bro
youve gone too deep
The only way to get deep into that is through it's mouth.
Roll it in flour and poke the wet spot.
Don't misgender this person of teaching, bigot!
"Hungry, hungry, and Hippo"
Cater/Pillar
A screamapillar
Hopefully FAT/ASS is one of them.
My God she ate the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My first thought as well
Unfortunately this one will never turn into a butterfly.
Yeah she's stuck somewhere in the metamorphosis stage, I mean really stuck.
Shirt is clever. But c'mon lady.
Lady? Did you just assume their gender? She prefers to be called Xer. How dare you. Insensitive bigot.
That's...
"GOVERNMENT school systems"
see username
😂🤣😂 You are my brother from another mother!
I think you mean “feminists that bought the lie that they don’t need children to be happy”
Could you elaborate?
Also things like prioritizing career (I'm being a good example to my kids by working all day!), wanting more paid maternity leave, complaining about childcare costs (why does it cost my whole salary when I am obviously more important than these people raising my children!), cheerfully claiming the quality time they give the kids is better than quantity, and that divorce is for the best because "the kids want to see me happy!"
All good points. What about women being exempt from the draft?
I think the point is that she is a voracious eater.
Wtf happened to adults? It's like their mental age stunted around 10 and will behave that way forever.
The left is the perfect definition of arrested development.
Aposematism: a visual signal of conspicuous markings or bright colors by an animal to warn predators that it is toxic
Saving. This will be the title next time I post this image.
The left makes up a lot of “public health crisis” but never hear them say anything about the obesity epidemic
Right you just have to get vaxxed to protect the obese people
School librarians have become the minister’s of propaganda at the k-5 grade levels.
You mean government school system
they are not public schools they are government schools.
I remember that story. It ate fruit, it didn’t guzzle corn syrup.
It 100% does. It eats an ice cream cone, a cheery pie, a lollipop etc. Of course it feels like shit afterwards.
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book
When she visits a zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I like the sweater, if I saw it I would buy one on the spot
That is a pretty dope outfit though tbh.
These types of people think their shitty lifestyle habits should be rewarded with free healthcare when their organs begin to give up.
Most of the elementary school teachers in my neck of the woods seem pretty traditional and even conservative, unlike this secular humanist seacow in the photo. But the Hungry Caterpillar is a fine book for children; no anal sex.
I bet she has a great personality!!
Its probably just a thyroid issue.
"I just cant get the weight off"
orders another double cheeseburger and fries on her fifth mcdonalds visit this week
WELL QUIT EATIN SO MUCH THYROID!
Sure! She's tons of fun!
WTF? Did she EAT the whole kindergarten class?
it ate one of your kids.
Al Franken really let himself go . . .
is that a fucking cheeseburger pin?
That's what I see...and I'm not surprised.
I'm at the point where as long as that thing doesn't want to stick a needle in me or my kid I'd be okay. But they can't even give me that courtesy.
Ick. Our overly flirty middle aged HS librarian back in the 90s was so much better looking than this thing.
Back in the 80's & 90's librarians took their jobs seriously. They'd dress conservatively, thin, and knew the dewey decimal system.
I recently found the yearbook of my high school from the year I was born. The female teachers were young, attractive, normal weight or thin, well-dressed, and married. I have no idea what happened to our society or how to get it back.
I'm pretty sure that pin is a hamburger
That caterpillar isn’t the only hungry thing in this picture.
That sweater is just plain awesome.
That's a good book
Awesome shirt
A VERY hungry caterpillar by the looks of it
that's actually an amazing shirt
imagine all the faces your caterpillar's tail would slap
That’s a HUUGE bitch!
Cute sweater, actually.
These are the things we’re up against.
What even is that?
If you ever wonder why modern atheists send their kids to catholic school just look at this overflowing meat bag.
Eh I dont know. Maybe I'm the odd man out here. But just from the look, there's genuine mirth in the eyes and smile. The T shirt is actually based on a good book for children thats not stock full of progressive nonsense. I'd be willing to bet this lady is an absolute sweetheart. Only has purple hair because some kid suggested she should.
This book is on my sons book shelf. I will never look at it he same again because this violeny disgusting purp twat.
Looks like Roz from Monsters Inc.
https://images.app.goo.gl/C1JmMvetTNMUNnBd9
That looks like Kath Read, infamous Australian Fat Acceptance blogger.
Al Franken's transition is progressing nicely. You go, girl!
Imagine the freaky handjobs you could get from that thing