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canadianhere 259 points ago +259 / -0

Librarian here! If you don't know of the book (you know, the 2% of you out there,) The Very Hungry Caterpillar is one of the best books you can read to your toddler. It's chock full of lessons (counting, days of the week, basic life science, etc.) and it's just plain wholesome.

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Destineed369 72 points ago +74 / -2

Thanks for the info. My nephew is like two-ish. But you can’t deny the hilarity of the pic. Self awareness goes along way.

I wouldn’t wear a shirt that says “the stoned maga chef” Even if it was a book lol

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Snipthetipandsip 38 points ago +38 / -0

Why not? I'd offer a guy a beer and a chat with a shirt like that.

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DaninElkhart 33 points ago +33 / -0

"If You Give a Mouse a Beer"

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HiddenDekuScrub 26 points ago +26 / -0

He'll then ask for a basket of fries.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 6 points ago +6 / -0

What do you think will happen next?

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Klaus73 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will ask for more!

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WinkingPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

And only break out the blunt if the guy passes all of the MAGA background check test questions.

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Destineed369 6 points ago +7 / -1

And I’d accept and we’d have a great maga time. My point mostly had to do with keeping yourself to yourself lol. I don’t go advertise I’m straight. Or white. But I do take advantage of being straight and I damn sure celebrate my scotch Irish and melugeon ancestry. Moonshine and bluegrass

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BizarreCzar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask him if he owns a dog house.

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highmoves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha, green arms and ham unbanned

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canadianhere 10 points ago +10 / -0

My nephew is like two-ish.

Perfect. Something for his parents to read to him.

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KungPaoMcChicken 6 points ago +7 / -1

The book is all about obesity though. About giving up on useless diets and exercise until you engorge yourself on a tonne of food and go into your bedroom, only to have to be crane lifted out later.

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she eat the children that came to the library? All of them?

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello stoned maga chef!

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you did I'd invite you to my kitchen for some beer or cooking wine.

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doug2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Basic life science? Counting? "There are 2 genders. 1, 2!"

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canadianhere 22 points ago +22 / -0

By "basic life science" I mean the process of a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. It's not much, but it's a start for kids around age 3.

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doug2 4 points ago +8 / -4

That's actually a super disturbing process. Enzymes melt the Caterpillar into goo while it's immune system desperately and futilely tries to stop it. We can imagine it's a painful, gruelling, slow death.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grant application: hook up tiny electrodes to caterpillars' brains during metamorphosis to see if they're in pain.

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAh ah ah

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ScottyGunn 11 points ago +14 / -3

That's not a sweater, that's a car cover...

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you are not fat because that's enough to make people here assume you are a leftie POS judging by the terrible comments here. Fat woman wearing a funny cute sweater. Must mean she's a communist.

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BidenTouchedMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at her hair big birtha. That says all you need to know. The morbid obesity is secondary but also an indication that she is proud of her gluttenous lifestyle.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know some really nice, obese conservatives. I try not to judge based on looks alone. I have been surprised before

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MawaDeBlanco1 2 points ago +2 / -0

all I saw was the purple hair.

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VirtueVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is probably a leftie judging by her hair dye and problem glasses, but it is a cute sweater.

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FuckingWiseCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our favorite, that I read to my daughters a bunch of times was Stella Luna. Beautiful book, but my naive self (Back then, anyway.) most likely missed that it was kinda full of diversity propaganda. Still a gorgeous book though.

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weblollipop 7 points ago +10 / -3

The problem is that lunatic ate a Dune sandworm. You can tell alot by the hair and eyeglasses...replusive liberal. I bet she has many woke books in her library that the Parents don't know about and would be upset if they read them.

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Magamom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Teaches diabetes is good though. Lol. Just kidding. I read this with my kids and even had a book signed by the author. Lol

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canadianhere 9 points ago +9 / -0

I sure hope you held on to that book! Eric Carle died in May.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm shocked he was still alive! I had a feeling he was pretty old.

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canadianhere 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. A good, full life.