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canadianhere 259 points ago +259 / -0

Librarian here! If you don't know of the book (you know, the 2% of you out there,) The Very Hungry Caterpillar is one of the best books you can read to your toddler. It's chock full of lessons (counting, days of the week, basic life science, etc.) and it's just plain wholesome.

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Destineed369 72 points ago +74 / -2

Thanks for the info. My nephew is like two-ish. But you can’t deny the hilarity of the pic. Self awareness goes along way.

I wouldn’t wear a shirt that says “the stoned maga chef” Even if it was a book lol

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Snipthetipandsip 38 points ago +38 / -0

Why not? I'd offer a guy a beer and a chat with a shirt like that.

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DaninElkhart 33 points ago +33 / -0

"If You Give a Mouse a Beer"

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HiddenDekuScrub 26 points ago +26 / -0

He'll then ask for a basket of fries.

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SupremeDearLeader2 13 points ago +14 / -1

That caterpillar is eyeing her fupa , Lotta nourishment stored there .

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briancfm 12 points ago +13 / -1

She's all fupa

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Got that right!

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FuckingWiseCracker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just learned what 'FUPA' is, only yesterday. Ewww. That said, I do love this place...

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 6 points ago +6 / -0

What do you think will happen next?

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Jackhererer 17 points ago +17 / -0

He'll ask for a tub of ranch for those fries.

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Wind-chasing_luhua 6 points ago +6 / -0

Delicious

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Comanche_Moon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the liberals will send the feathered butt monkey to read real life stories to the poor children. I'll take that lady who is trying to entertain young kids any day over the commie's disgusting pedo shit.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I got down votes for trying to say that lol

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Ponysoldierpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diabetes!

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Klaus73 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will ask for more!

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WinkingPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

And only break out the blunt if the guy passes all of the MAGA background check test questions.

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Destineed369 6 points ago +7 / -1

And I’d accept and we’d have a great maga time. My point mostly had to do with keeping yourself to yourself lol. I don’t go advertise I’m straight. Or white. But I do take advantage of being straight and I damn sure celebrate my scotch Irish and melugeon ancestry. Moonshine and bluegrass

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BizarreCzar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask him if he owns a dog house.

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highmoves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha, green arms and ham unbanned

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canadianhere 10 points ago +10 / -0

My nephew is like two-ish.

Perfect. Something for his parents to read to him.

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KungPaoMcChicken 6 points ago +7 / -1

The book is all about obesity though. About giving up on useless diets and exercise until you engorge yourself on a tonne of food and go into your bedroom, only to have to be crane lifted out later.

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did she eat the children that came to the library? All of them?

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BloodElfSupporter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello stoned maga chef!

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Rope_Tree_Journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you did I'd invite you to my kitchen for some beer or cooking wine.

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doug2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Basic life science? Counting? "There are 2 genders. 1, 2!"

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canadianhere 22 points ago +22 / -0

By "basic life science" I mean the process of a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. It's not much, but it's a start for kids around age 3.

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doug2 4 points ago +8 / -4

That's actually a super disturbing process. Enzymes melt the Caterpillar into goo while it's immune system desperately and futilely tries to stop it. We can imagine it's a painful, gruelling, slow death.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grant application: hook up tiny electrodes to caterpillars' brains during metamorphosis to see if they're in pain.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder why that comment got 4 downvotes lol. Butterfly fags?

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAh ah ah

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ScottyGunn 11 points ago +14 / -3

That's not a sweater, that's a car cover...

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you are not fat because that's enough to make people here assume you are a leftie POS judging by the terrible comments here. Fat woman wearing a funny cute sweater. Must mean she's a communist.

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BidenTouchedMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at her hair big birtha. That says all you need to know. The morbid obesity is secondary but also an indication that she is proud of her gluttenous lifestyle.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know some really nice, obese conservatives. I try not to judge based on looks alone. I have been surprised before

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MawaDeBlanco1 2 points ago +2 / -0

all I saw was the purple hair.

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VirtueVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is probably a leftie judging by her hair dye and problem glasses, but it is a cute sweater.

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FuckingWiseCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our favorite, that I read to my daughters a bunch of times was Stella Luna. Beautiful book, but my naive self (Back then, anyway.) most likely missed that it was kinda full of diversity propaganda. Still a gorgeous book though.

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weblollipop 7 points ago +10 / -3

The problem is that lunatic ate a Dune sandworm. You can tell alot by the hair and eyeglasses...replusive liberal. I bet she has many woke books in her library that the Parents don't know about and would be upset if they read them.

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Magamom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Teaches diabetes is good though. Lol. Just kidding. I read this with my kids and even had a book signed by the author. Lol

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canadianhere 9 points ago +9 / -0

I sure hope you held on to that book! Eric Carle died in May.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm shocked he was still alive! I had a feeling he was pretty old.

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canadianhere 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. A good, full life.
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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 1 point ago +1 / -0

The kids love his stuff. Just as I did at their age.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 69 points ago +69 / -0

Definitely doesn't look like it's starving.

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DogFaceKilla 47 points ago +47 / -0

About to turn into Mothra

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BigBadJim 16 points ago +16 / -0

How dare you..

...mock Mothera

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

She ate the twins

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

MVP

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Caterpillars don't become moths. Something went horribly wrong.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is the woman you are killing by not getting a vaccine! She is a picture of health!

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AmericaFloats 25 points ago +25 / -0

Panorama of health **

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hippopotamus of health

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Hillarysudders 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sweet! How do I not vaccinate harder??

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MustangManny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Certainly very well fed.

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a ravenous book worm.

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BloodElfSupporter 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s too white.

You gotta be an obese black non-binary women to be the face of health today.

Like the CK model on the billboard.

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AmericaFloats 16 points ago +16 / -0

This rare edition contains 3 volumes filled with pages of, “and ate, and ate, and ate,”

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's always hungry though, believe me.

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not the only thing hungry in the picture. Looks like she ate an entire kindergarten class for breakfast.

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ColonelKlink 6 points ago +6 / -0

The very hungry fat ass.

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Powhattan 60 points ago +60 / -0

She could be a nice lady, but the purple hair means NOPE!

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DarkRiver 45 points ago +45 / -0

Color hair = warning sign

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LookFatty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trigly Puff Lives !!!!

Not for long it appears

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 29 points ago +29 / -0

The problem glasses and the hair are all the warning signs anyone needs.

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MustangManny 19 points ago +19 / -0

Interesting how as a civilized people, we still revert to animal instincts and stay away from colorful creatures.

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SantaQlaus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Our instincts have been nothing but good to us

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QSWO1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. I wanted to breed her immediately cuz I knew she would represent my bloodline. ~ Rosey O'Donnell.

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CoryInTheHouse1776 6 points ago +7 / -1

I think you forgot the (inappropriately) tight-fitting attire.

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Powhattan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean she needs to purchase a larger tarp?

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drsowells1fan 17 points ago +17 / -0

The "don't judge a book by its cover" thing has been rendered utterly obsolete now that the covers scream their ideology.

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Powhattan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed

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Frog_Anne 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're quite right. I think some of these really obese people get into the weird hair color/styles and woke nonsense because it gives them an identity beyond "really fat person." It's a pity someone didn't help her years ago to have a healthy lifestyle. I think she would be less inclined to do the woke purple hair thing if she was a normal, healthy weight with normal, healthy friends and a nice husband.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 1 point ago +2 / -1

My neighbor is a blue haired fat guy who complimented me on my Arrest Fauci t shirt and has a gigantic American flag in his yard. Should I assume he's liberal because he's fat and has blue hair? Some people just have bad eating habits and poor taste

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BidenTouchedMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

A grown adult male who dyes his hair blue is fully contemptible and a complete faggot. End of story. 16 and 17 year old kids used to lie about their age to fight for this country. Nowwe have useless obese men who have time to dye their hair blue and apply moisterizer to their manginas. The reason these useless fucks exist is because you promote and tolerate it. Fuck off sir. Or zir.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 0 points ago +3 / -3

A woman is overweight. She loves kids and works at a library. She wants to make little kids smile so she buys a funny sweater with a print of their favorite book. It's Halloween so she dyes her hair purple.

Communist Monster. Let's ridicule her

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Tiessa 2 points ago +2 / -0

She deserves all the ridicule she gets for purposely looking as offensive as she does. Everything about this picture was a choice.

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really like the sweater. This book is my kids' absolute favorite

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Powhattan 2 points ago +2 / -0

dude. blue hairs have been around for ages. that is a different kind of thing.

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seventysixdon 38 points ago +38 / -0

Memes that write themselves for $200 please.

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Stacey_Abrams_Is_Fat 37 points ago +37 / -0

I bet there’s a shit ton of pronouns in that things bio…

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JudicialDredd 38 points ago +38 / -0

Hagmar the buffet destroyer

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doug2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't dead name her bro

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lordvon 4 points ago +4 / -0

youve gone too deep

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only way to get deep into that is through it's mouth.

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MichelesPenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roll it in flour and poke the wet spot.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't misgender this person of teaching, bigot!

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doug2 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Hungry, hungry, and Hippo"

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AnthraciteCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cater/Pillar

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ElectronicSlurm69 2 points ago +2 / -0

A screamapillar

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Hillarysudders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully FAT/ASS is one of them.

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friarfox 28 points ago +28 / -0

My God she ate the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BloodElfSupporter 2 points ago +2 / -0

My first thought as well

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resoluteAction 26 points ago +26 / -0

Unfortunately this one will never turn into a butterfly.

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SaltyBobCat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah she's stuck somewhere in the metamorphosis stage, I mean really stuck.

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RuleoVicus 25 points ago +25 / -0

Shirt is clever. But c'mon lady.

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TickleTh1sElmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lady? Did you just assume their gender? She prefers to be called Xer. How dare you. Insensitive bigot.

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redditadminssuckit 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's...

"GOVERNMENT school systems"

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 21 points ago +21 / -0

see username

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Gunslinger1776 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂🤣😂 You are my brother from another mother!

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MuhNameJeff 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think you mean “feminists that bought the lie that they don’t need children to be happy”

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MuhNameJeff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could you elaborate?

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Frog_Anne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also things like prioritizing career (I'm being a good example to my kids by working all day!), wanting more paid maternity leave, complaining about childcare costs (why does it cost my whole salary when I am obviously more important than these people raising my children!), cheerfully claiming the quality time they give the kids is better than quantity, and that divorce is for the best because "the kids want to see me happy!"

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MuhNameJeff 1 point ago +1 / -0

All good points. What about women being exempt from the draft?

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BigIgloo 7 points ago +8 / -1

I think the point is that she is a voracious eater.

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8bit_mixtape 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wtf happened to adults? It's like their mental age stunted around 10 and will behave that way forever.

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ColonelKlink 7 points ago +7 / -0

The left is the perfect definition of arrested development.

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CaptainButthurt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Aposematism: a visual signal of conspicuous markings or bright colors by an animal to warn predators that it is toxic

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Gunslinger1776 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saving. This will be the title next time I post this image.

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Ez_mac 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left makes up a lot of “public health crisis” but never hear them say anything about the obesity epidemic

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LizardKingx001 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right you just have to get vaxxed to protect the obese people

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Bombshellacking 8 points ago +8 / -0

School librarians have become the minister’s of propaganda at the k-5 grade levels.

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Realstablegenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

You mean government school system

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stick_in_the_eye 8 points ago +8 / -0

they are not public schools they are government schools.

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Hoot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember that story. It ate fruit, it didn’t guzzle corn syrup.

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JoeyBlowey 3 points ago +3 / -0

It 100% does. It eats an ice cream cone, a cheery pie, a lollipop etc. Of course it feels like shit afterwards.

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Womb___Raider 6 points ago +6 / -0

She has more chins than a Chinese phone book

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MustangManny 4 points ago +4 / -0

When she visits a zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her. -- Rodney Dangerfield

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tentonbudgie 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like the sweater, if I saw it I would buy one on the spot

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Strongocho 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is a pretty dope outfit though tbh.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 5 points ago +5 / -0

These types of people think their shitty lifestyle habits should be rewarded with free healthcare when their organs begin to give up.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most of the elementary school teachers in my neck of the woods seem pretty traditional and even conservative, unlike this secular humanist seacow in the photo. But the Hungry Caterpillar is a fine book for children; no anal sex.

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Pinochet_Was_Right 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet she has a great personality!!

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MustangManny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its probably just a thyroid issue.

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IroWide 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I just cant get the weight off"

orders another double cheeseburger and fries on her fifth mcdonalds visit this week

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BigIgloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

WELL QUIT EATIN SO MUCH THYROID!

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molonlabe9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure! She's tons of fun!

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you_HO 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF? Did she EAT the whole kindergarten class?

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Faintlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

it ate one of your kids.

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PosterIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Al Franken really let himself go . . .

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1776WCA 3 points ago +3 / -0

is that a fucking cheeseburger pin?

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Stepheddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I see...and I'm not surprised.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm at the point where as long as that thing doesn't want to stick a needle in me or my kid I'd be okay. But they can't even give me that courtesy.

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shaven_llama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ick. Our overly flirty middle aged HS librarian back in the 90s was so much better looking than this thing.

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MustangManny 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back in the 80's & 90's librarians took their jobs seriously. They'd dress conservatively, thin, and knew the dewey decimal system.

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gluon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recently found the yearbook of my high school from the year I was born. The female teachers were young, attractive, normal weight or thin, well-dressed, and married. I have no idea what happened to our society or how to get it back.

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briancfm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure that pin is a hamburger

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23zulu 3 points ago +3 / -0

That caterpillar isn’t the only hungry thing in this picture.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sweater is just plain awesome.

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n4freedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a good book

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BumpForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome shirt

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CanadianFren 3 points ago +3 / -0

A VERY hungry caterpillar by the looks of it

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27Sandino 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's actually an amazing shirt

imagine all the faces your caterpillar's tail would slap

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Cstriker01 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a HUUGE bitch!

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physicscat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cute sweater, actually.

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Endprism 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are the things we’re up against.

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loveshock 3 points ago +3 / -0

What even is that?

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you ever wonder why modern atheists send their kids to catholic school just look at this overflowing meat bag.

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GideonBayle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh I dont know. Maybe I'm the odd man out here. But just from the look, there's genuine mirth in the eyes and smile. The T shirt is actually based on a good book for children thats not stock full of progressive nonsense. I'd be willing to bet this lady is an absolute sweetheart. Only has purple hair because some kid suggested she should.

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

This book is on my sons book shelf. I will never look at it he same again because this violeny disgusting purp twat.

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uniformist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like Roz from Monsters Inc.

https://images.app.goo.gl/C1JmMvetTNMUNnBd9

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

That looks like Kath Read, infamous Australian Fat Acceptance blogger.

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PillarOfWisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Al Franken's transition is progressing nicely. You go, girl!

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ChonkFingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the freaky handjobs you could get from that thing