Aspirin. Are you paying attention yet? (media.patriots.win) 🛑  Corrupt Commies  🛑
posted ago by AnonByTheLake ago by AnonByTheLake +3981 / -0
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WeAreGonnaWin 276 points ago +277 / -1

Must... ban... Aspirin.

Must... force... Phaspirin.

The_Bloofy_Bullshark 163 points ago +163 / -0

I mean they are doing this with NAC.

Suddenly after decades of use, NAC is being targeted by the FDA as it has been marketed as a hangover cure. Interestingly enough, those warning letters went out in July of 2020… which was around the same time that studies were being done that demonstrated the ability of NAC to help with fighting off the Rice Rabies.

Corn_Pop_2020 119 points ago +119 / -0

Next up: "Weight lifting and exercise are bad for your bones and are prohibited by the CDC. And drop the veggies, here's why you should increase your daily sugar intake..."

IncredibleMrE1 92 points ago +92 / -0

Satire at this point is just predicting tomorrow's headlines.

SquiggyMcPepe 50 points ago +50 / -0

It's why we call it clown world after all.

Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a simulation. We're living in a f#$king reality show. And it seems there's no way out of this rabbit hole. Even many beloved pastors who're supposed to be counterculture rebel leaders are corrupted by the zeitgeist, that is, the spirit of the day.

NeverBeFat 32 points ago +32 / -0

The difference between BabylonBee's satire and real news is about four months.

PROBE 18 points ago +18 / -0

And Babylon Bee doesn't lie to me.

drmrboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

😄!!!!!!! Lol!!! No shit. 🤘

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 33 points ago +33 / -0

I mean they did that last year with the lockdowns.

Gyms didn’t count as essential businesses or whatever the fuck they called McDonalds.

So glad that my wife and I have two rooms of our place turned into a home gym with benches, squat racks and cages, lat pull down machine, leg press, hack squat, calf raise, bars, plates, exercise bike etc. Q4 2019 people were calling us idiots for buying thousands of dollars worth of equipment. We missed zero workouts and if anything made amazing progress over the past 24 months.

The whole time, McDonalds didn’t close for a single day.

ColonelTravis 20 points ago +20 / -0

About 5 years ago, I built my own home gym, in the basement, for exactly this reason. Well, not for a global technocrat billionaire coupe, but you know. I missed zero days of lifting, and I am the strongest that I have ever been. If you are serious about your health, having your own equipment is almost non-negotiable, in my opinion.

racer513 14 points ago +14 / -0

My gym closed so I built a new concrete block wall in my backyard. 700 65 lbs blocks hand carried and placed. 60 80 lbs blocks. 40 Cu yds of gravel carried up and down stairs in buckets and a complete regrading of a hill with my shovel. I cancelled my gym membership and lost 15lbs, got in great shape, and my backyard looks amazing.

HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Come on over. I have some landscaping you can do and you can continue your workouts!

Carry_Your_Name 10 points ago +10 / -0

They're targeting mom and pop shops on purpose. They shut down all the small, local businesses while keeping large, international businesses open. That's what they are really up to, the Great Reset through the destruction of middle class and redistribution of wealth.

Seatacjoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

im more jealous of the energy you have :) hahaha

RIR1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

We did that this year, it is SO much better than a subscription gym membership!

Amaroq64 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's actually an article floating around somewhere that said working out and being fit and healthy is the wrong approach to fighting covid. (So get the vaccine instead.)

Gmama2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty much did that with the lockdowns, people stayed home didn't go outside or to the gym, ate the carbs they stocked up on, some started baking a lot, and drinking.

10R1440 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking baking. It got promoted as an ideal way to entertain the kids under lockdown.

Kaiheitai 4 points ago +4 / -0

Being fit: the habits of modern Nazis - today on NPR

DontArkancideMeBro 56 points ago +56 / -0

Rice rabies Kek

Libertas_Vel_Mors 15 points ago +15 / -0

Double Kek

one3five 10 points ago +10 / -0

i'm gonna have to raise it to a triple kek and totes steal it

rice rabies

my sides

Block_Helen 28 points ago +28 / -0

Rice Rabies.

lol that's going on my list

psyflux 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's my first time... I'll use it tomorrow

ColonelKlink 24 points ago +24 / -0

You have a way with words, fren.

ValhallaGorilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

nac taken after not before alcohol increases liver damage caused by alcohol

one3five 57 points ago +57 / -0

vitamin D bad but the new Pfitamin D is a game changer!

cupocovfefe 45 points ago +45 / -0


one3five 17 points ago +17 / -0

argh, how did i miss that one

you win


top kek

Smarmcastic 15 points ago +15 / -0

High Pfivez for that one!

Libertas_Vel_Mors 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pfuckin' A!

one3five 6 points ago +7 / -1

this whole thread is killing me

legit lol'ing

Walleye-vision71 5 points ago +5 / -0

New phlintstones vitamins!

one3five 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek kek

ImNot_NSA 32 points ago +32 / -0

"Phaspirin and Moderspirin are the BEST. J&Jasperin is weaksauce" -NPC

Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +12 / -0

Good news is, aspirin can remain shelf-stable and retain full efficacy for at least 5 years as long as you store it in a cool, dry place. Betting that if you put it in a vacuum-sealed bag before putting it in a cool dark place, it'll last far longer.

Turns out even if it breaks down, it just breaks down into vinegar and the same stuff in Doan's backache pills.

As a guy who has to eat an aspirin daily thanks to a previous MI, coupled with the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex' habit of making usable drugs scarce whenever those drugs threaten profits? I made sure that I now have 2500 baby aspirins (81mg) on hand and in storage - vacuum-sealed and put in the bedroom closet just in case (because it's cool and dark and dry). It was cheap enough to stock up on... for now.

PS: Get the simple pills - avoid the coated ones, the liquid ones, or any of the really funky varieties. Just simple plain-jane uncoated pills.

CSIS_CIA_pure-evil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aspirin → Salicylic Acid + Acetic Acid

Decay is about 6% a year (40°C, 75 % RH) and it would be important to keep them completely dry. Acetic Acid is vinegar. At room temperature and a desiccant in the bottle, the decay rate should be much lower.

loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

I take a daily mini aspirin because I got a blood clot in my leg about 8 years ago which then travelled to my lungs. Scary shit. Same thing happened to my bro and we are both healthy and active.

It's cheap and effective - I am sure they will ban it soon =)

FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

And even better news than that, aspirin + sulfuric acid + potassium nitrate = picric acid, a high explosive more powerful than TNT!

Howabsolutelydareu 3 points ago +3 / -0

As much as you take them, do you have ulcers?

Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nope. I take one a day, every morning. I figure the coffee will burn a hole in my gut before the aspirin does.

Howabsolutelydareu 3 points ago +3 / -0


Libertas_Vel_Mors 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nope, only 81mg. If I catch the 'coof (again?), I'll bump it up.

sobriquet 4 points ago +4 / -0

81mg is the "daily dose" size.

Totally_Not_FBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pfizer has expensive as hell eloquis for blood thinning. I imagine it's sales have skyrocketed since the introduction of the clot shot.

VoidWanderer 124 points ago +124 / -0

"Walking outside in direct sunlight is problematic, task force says."

thelastlast 49 points ago +49 / -0

lol they actually said something close to that last summer.

these "people" could not have done a better job of making the sheep sicker. observe the results of actions if you want to know intent.

TheEvacuator 26 points ago +26 / -0

They want the population to be weak sick soy weasels.

That's why they banned steroids.

thelastlast 21 points ago +21 / -0

lol dont take steroids. natural gains bro.

Cesare_Borgia 20 points ago +20 / -0

High protein diet and little to no alcohol encourages natural testosterone production.

thelastlast 14 points ago +14 / -0

and fucking pumping

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RIR1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve been cutting out scented products to cut down on excess estrogen too. Now that we’ve been using unscented products for awhile, it makes the regular stuff reeally pungent when we encounter it!

OakiaPyre 7 points ago +8 / -1

Natural or Steroid, doesn't matter, you're still gonna set off the lunk alarm at planet fitness for sweating too hard and lightly dropping the weights back down to the floor. Then get removed, for grunting while working out.

thelastlast 15 points ago +16 / -1

do not work out at planet fucking fitness.

gyms are not necessary for hard lifting either, if people are short on cash.

RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

How would I squat 585? It's not like I can just Jerry rig a bunch of household items.

thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

you wouldnt. you would do slow resistance exercises until the lactic acid burns hot. this got my legs bigger in months than I ever got from the gym in years. sounds like an internet bullshit story but its trufax.

TheEvacuator 1 point ago +1 / -0

That doesn't make any sense, if you have a garage or barn, you can easily buy gym equipment and build your own gym in house, of course if you have the cash.

I have my own room gym, haven't been in a public gym for years.

KeeptheChief 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why you would want to work out at a place that requires masks is beyond me.

TennesseeScorpio 9 points ago +9 / -0

😂 I got the harsh talking to at Planet Fitness for bench pressing whilst wearing jeans…Judgement free my ass!

OakiaPyre 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, I canceled. They tried to tell me I could not cancel, that there was some $50 cancelation fee. ... I laughed, ... said good luck getting that from me, ... I'll just stop putting money on my prepaid card, only thing that card was used for was my gym membership.

Klown_Kutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hamplanet Fitness. I tried it out, I mean the membership is dirt cheap. What a joke. Bunch of fat Obama voters sitting on the machines staring at their phones. Work out at home, the environment is better and no waiting for a welfare-American to wake up and shuffle to the next machine.

bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

What an apt description. I went into one once after I moved. Was looking for a gym and saw it while driving. Had no idea what it was. I was horrified. Everyone in there was fat as shit and they were serving pizza. In a fucking gym. Pizza. I’m still disgusted.

TheEvacuator 0 points ago +1 / -1

I know, I know.

But, a little bit of roids wont kill ya.

Xanisor 42 points ago +42 / -0

There is a reason they went crazy over shutting down beaches. Vitamin D helps.

Imransgarage 15 points ago +15 / -0

Damn lot of good thinkers in this thread.

MW23232 5 points ago +5 / -0

And why they were telling is never leave the house w/o slathering ourselves w/ sunscreen and a hat, etc! Forget most of the sunscreen, we need the VITAMIN D and most of us are deficient. And this is the most important thing to keep our immune systems healthy! We need to supplement.

This doc, Dr., Cole, is really my hero. He explains facts in this video to keep us healthy at this time and in his subsequent videos that he did as he learned more abt "current issues", & which meds to take for the "virus". https://www.bitchute.com/video/InH89amCpy7S/

Watch this video, from beginning or at least from 6:00 on. Right at tht point he speaks about VITAMIN D and the gigantic importance of keeping our immune system healthy, esp. NOW. If you live above 35th parallel, you are def. VITAMIN D deficient Oct. - March. Not enough sunshine, no matter what you do.

Most people are deficient in MAGNESIUM and ZINC, too, and they all work together w/ VITAMIN D. So supplement.

TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Mercola vit D info stopcovidcold.com start raising levels now.

MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Video removed. I was hoping for a good site to buy good-quality vitamins. Hard to know, or at least verify they're good quality.

Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not the breathing that's causing all the problems, it's the breathing out. If you could just keep it to breathing in.........

TheRealTurdFurgeson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Homophobic, too

Karma_Bus_Route_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already a thing, though not re: COVID yet. They've been having a war on sunlight for decades. Pushing high-SPF sunscreen and warning people about "sun safety." Don't go out without a hat on, always cover exposed skin... it's nuts.

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NavyGuy 30 points ago +30 / -0

Breaking news: oxygen could increase risk of covid infection... CDC to issue plastic bags. Should state govonors mandate forced suffocation?

Xanisor 11 points ago +11 / -0

Should state govonors mandate forced suffocation?

If it saves one life...

wharfthrowaway 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dead people don’t spread the beer virus

Steven_IDGAF_Miller 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN: Joe Rogan promotes inhaling rocket fuel oxidizer to prevent covid.

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Yuri_Gagarin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love a good nap!

cnn_can_dox_my_balls 7 points ago +7 / -0

No catnaps for me, only tiger snooze

Megascandal 5 points ago +5 / -0

given that melatonin is helpful against covid, this is probably already true!

NinjaPlease 41 points ago +41 / -0

Apparently water is also good for staying alive …..

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NinjaPlease 8 points ago +8 / -0

FDA warns against consuming fluid most commonly used for diluting of raw sewage.

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NinjaPlease 7 points ago +7 / -0

MSNBC - How some people in predominantly republican areas think drinking the main ingredient in Bleach will somehow make them live longer ……..

yep__yep__yep 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude that shit corrodes IRON... Literally eats through metal. And psychos like Joe "Horse Dewormer" Rogan promote it.

Smh my head...

operation_eland 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not to mention its used to cool petrol and diesel engines... Also Fish have sex in it.

Forty_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

Water is the is the primary chemical in tumors.

bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

And piss. You wouldn’t drink piss, would you? Brawndo has what plants crave.

operation_eland 0 points ago +1 / -1

Has lectrolytes too!

Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Water, like, from the toilet?

NinjaPlease 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup ,can you believe want some people will drink… smh

operation_eland 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fatal in large doses though - maybe we should ban it?

Yuri_Gagarin 40 points ago +41 / -1

Does everything kill this pussy chicom bio weapon. Does drinking bourbon kill the virus? If so I'm well prepared.

CommieCucker 21 points ago +23 / -2

I have a nonscientific belief that drinking booze keeps you from getting sick. It's like sterilizing your gut and your plumbing.

NADSAQ 19 points ago +22 / -3

I’m a recovering alcoholic and I have been way sicker since having quit drinking than when I got sick when I was drinking.

Based_psychologist 6 points ago +7 / -1

But also less drunk. 🤹🏻

NADSAQ 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes I will accept more intense colds instead of being locked in an alcohol induced oblivion.

CommieCucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

bro think of your health

Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the withdrawals. Your body got too dependent on the alcohol. Stay strong, and your body will eventually heal and not make you sick. Being clean and sober for the rest of your life is worth the temporary pain you have when you first quit.

NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was referring to catching a severe cold more than a year after having quit drinking. I used to drink my way through colds and they weren’t nearly as severe.

I wholeheartedly agree that being clean and sober is worth all of the effort and pain to get and stat there, though.

thedaynos 8 points ago +8 / -0

I binge drink whiskey at least once a week. Haven't been sick in years. And I'm old.

NoFakeNewsCommies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep that's definitely not scientific

DuzzentMatta 4 points ago +4 / -0

daily beer drinker, occasional booze on the weekends. Except for a flu shot a few years ago, zinc poisoning from welding galvanized steel, I can't even remember the last time I had even a fever.

Not scientific, but peer reviewed provides credibility over stating the claim is outright false.

Can't really go all the way to theory on this as it would be hard to prove as bodies are different. Maybe it would work for some and not others.

Other things to consider are blood type. Supposedly, folks with certain blood are universal donors, givers. Other types are universal recipients, takers. Early on in this plandemic, they showed statistics by blood type. The universal donors had a trivial amount of afflictions compared to all others while the universal recipients represented the highest amount of afflictions.

No, this isn't facts. Just numbers found at a point in time. But it is an interesting concept to consider.

AbsurdOpinion 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fun fact: a huge cholera outbreak in 1854 London that killed hundreds was stopped by a doctor who noticed that brewery workers who enjoyed all the beer they wanted weren't getting sick.

Beer is always the answer.

el-y0y0s 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can confirm. Drank 1 or two crafts on average three times a week over the last 6 years. Travelled to Chicagone and Philthy regularly. Never even a sniffle.

FaustyArchaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I once got stuck with a dirty needle... not deliberately but someone had it on a train seat.

I drank 4 bottles of vodka og the next 3 days making sure to kill all germs and virus. No aids or hep... I win

CommieCucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well holy shit, not only does it prevent illness but it cures aids and hep c. Nonscience wins again!

TeeBP 12 points ago +12 / -0

Everything but the vaccine at this rate. lol

Block_Helen 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was some suggestion that hard liquor does help. Also nicotine. I'm covered.

Infuriator 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hopefully they’ll update guidance to include hookers and cocaine.

KernalMustard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then I guess Hunter wont get Covid

el-y0y0s 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can run from aids for only so long.

DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the guy, he ain't running from anything he's already a walking corpse.

DragonEnergyBunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

liquor, nicotine, marijuana, nasal spray, mouthwash.... all in articles I've read that came from clinical studies that help prevent covid.

cnn_can_dox_my_balls 5 points ago +8 / -3

Nicotine helps. Smoke em if you got 'em

logan34 10 points ago +10 / -0

But give yourself cancer in 10 years no thanks my guy

Dutch_Process -4 points ago +5 / -9

10 Years? Bro, have you ever known anyone that actually smokes. What are you 12? That brainwashing "Smoking super bad" really stuck with you.

logan34 6 points ago +7 / -1

carcinogenic chemicals aren’t brainwashing my guy.

FireannDireach 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nicotine isn't a carcinogen. If you're going to be credible, identify the actual culprit for lung cancer in smokers, the smoke itself. Inhaling smoke of any kind can raise the odds of lung cancer significantly. (You wanna argue that, go find an oncologist who will tell you that you're ignorant.)

Ex-smoker for over 30 years, mom died of cancer and I went down the cancer rabbit hole as something to keep me occupied while watching her die in slow motion, which helped my resolve to quit, finally. And I have a thing about being accurate.

logan34 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Yeah the Smoke the tar and other garbage. But yeah light up all those cigs my guy I dont care.

FireannDireach 2 points ago +3 / -1

Quit 6 years ago, but thanks for being snotty anyway.

Snipthetipandsip 2 points ago +3 / -1

Heh, myguyver should be your new neckname.

4n0n1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I did know a guy that dies in his 40s from throat/head cancer, presumably from smoking. (he was a smoker). Really sad to see what it did to him as it ate through his neck/face. Terrible way to go.

Yeah not 10 years, more like 25 for him, but its not like it doesn't happen.

As an aside, after going down the parasites rabbit hole last night, I think it might actually be parasites causing cancer, which is why it is less prevalent in 3rd world countries where they regularly take anti parasitics.

Brokenmatrix2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a book from the 70s about parasites and cancer. Very legit.

GodSaveTheWest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like even more reason to take ivermectin just to clear your system

Brokenmatrix2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say so. The book mainly deals with liver flukes. Weak immune systems allow parasites to flourish. They know exactly what they're doing to us. This is choreographed genocide. Instead of going on the offensive when we should have, we'll be playing defense from here on in.

KernalMustard 2 points ago +2 / -0

My friend has COPD and smoked for 30+ years. She still smokes. I tell her it's what got you here. She has maybe a year or 2 to live. I love her and all but damn.....give them up.

MayorofTrumpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep on at her, it can be done but she really really needs to want to give it up for it to happen. First thing the doc said to me when my COPD was diagnosed? 'Give up smoking, it won't get rid of your COPD but it won't make it worse.'

Stopped smoking after twelve weeks of therapy, nicotine patches and a significant amount of willpower I never realised I had on me. Haven't smoked in 3 years now and that after being a puffing billy from the age of 16 up to 68.

Bless you for caring about your friend. Please feel free to show her this post if you think it might help - it can be done with the right frame of mind.

Jimmy33 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m still chewing the gum

MayorofTrumpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that's a good idea. I've still got a little gadget that uses nicotine capsules which they gave me as part of the therapy course. Means you get the nico hit without dragging all the tar and associated shit from a cig into your lungs. I've kept this and a boxful of capsules in case I ever got a nicotine craving, may well bust them out if the coof comes knocking.

Brokenmatrix2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't kill it, just makes it more sociable.

crazyfingers619 27 points ago +27 / -0

Do you ever take a moment to think about how many people in this world have a job to just fuck everything up? These profiteers flip flopping medical science have secretaries, lab workers, consultants, lawyers, all working in concert to fuck up public perceptions and maximize profits. Snake oil salesmen occupying a position that could be providing a net gain for society.

How fucking wasteful this world is... All this effort and mental energy to just fuck everyone else over. Disheartening to say the least.

keeponwinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty sure there's a dart board with lots of stuff on it, and it's rotating, and swinging.

akira2501 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Bullshit jobs."

David Graeber wrote a whole book about this.

DNONPC 22 points ago +22 / -0

You can replace aspirin with Tylenol.......but wait,Tylenol depletes glutathione which protects against some of the worst Covid-19 symptoms. No warnings against taking Tylenol for the fever which comes from Covid.

Nellie_the_Beaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fauci actually recommended in an interview last year that people ONLY take Tylenol for fever and body aches that come with covid. He said specifically that it was dangerous to take ibuprofen or aspirin if you have covid like it was some kind of deadly combination. He has never once corrected that misinformation.

Xanisor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which tells us that aspirin and ibuprofen should be helpful against the coof and the vaxx.

Herecomedatpresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is so strange because Tylenol is notoriously like, pretty risky as far as all the pain meds go. Especially for kids. What is it with this fuck.

PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Acetaminophen would never be approved for OTC if it was discovered today.

Consumerbot381732 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just read somewhere that it's the number one cause of liver transplants in the US, and #2 in the world. Or vice versa. Can't find it now, though.

Gmama2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I took 1 aspirin/day when I had it, C, D and Zinc. Didn't get very sick.

FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that guy. If Fauci said it, ignore it. He's about as credible as Zuckerberg.

Diotima 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tylenol is easily ODed so be careful pede... only take it for a limited period of time. It's 4X more liver toxic than Aspirin

Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take NAC offset

Dindu_nuffins2 17 points ago +17 / -0

You don't say npr? By the way, Bill Gates gave 4,000,000 to npr in 2020 thru his foundation. What else is Bill interested in. I know in 2019 he was very excited about the future of vaccines as he dumped money into big pharma....

JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to listen to NPR.

Bb1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

, covid robs the body of O2, wearing a mask compounds this and makes you sicker. The biologic is designed to induce anxiety and terror. This is a biological weapon created by the darth sithe lord Fauci himself.

leakmouth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh so the jab is causing clots? Quick! Let’s demonize aspirin! Can’t possibly let anybody use anything that might actually work or help them!

Brokenmatrix2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point. 👍

basedvirginian 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s interesting how medicine can be marketed and sold to us even though we’ve lived perfectly fine with just our immune systems for thousands of years 🧐

GoodvsEvil2 8 points ago +8 / -0

whoever owns the media tricked everyone into thinking the common cold and flu were a deadly pandemic.

Cliffinati 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes (((who))) owns the media

knnbccb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just follow the money trail of that 'task force', and you will know.

RATMW 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don’t take aspirin if you don’t need it. I was taking one every evening about a month ago to relax. It gave me a stomach ulcer. Which has made my life fucking miserable the last weeks, and it takes months to heal.

Stick to ivermectin

Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stomach ulcers were found to be caused by a bacteria. Your doctor should know this.

RATMW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Combination of non steroid blood thinners (like aspirin) and bacteria/parasites

Aspirin triggered it, bacteria made it worse

Consumerbot381732 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helicobacter, right? Maybe look into biological terrain theory? I have no clue what aspirin does in the stomach, but it might set up the conditions for the helicobacter to actually penetrate the stomach lining, or something similar. It's not that outlandish.

Magaistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

They aren’t lying when they say it does more harm than good. To them, good means killing as many people as possible. They have adopted eugenics as a solution to all their problems

WayTruthLight100s 6 points ago +7 / -1

Silver. Colloidal silver. Is the answer. To best bactericide and viricode

You can make it yourself at home with 3 9 V batteries silver electrodes and distilled water

I’ve been doing precisely that for about 40 years now

None of my kids 21. 14. 11 or a wife of 16 years has ever gotten sick. Never

Once in a blue moon and nirovitus will get us. ( puking bug. Don’t actually know.

Colloidal silver. The government used to suppress it all that they could ! but now it’s in so many approved medical products ; It’s SUCH HYPOCRISY. AND ITS SO WELL PROVEN.

that they sort of backed off. And just let people sell the stuff. They can’t stop it

They can’t really stop hydroxy CloroQuinn and ivermectin or any of those large manufactured inexpensive. Drugs. Aspirin etc

But look at how they try

Everybody saw that interview with Joe Rogan and Dr. Gupta

So obviously in this devolution - phase

they just have to put these hypocrites on display over and over

for a period of probably a couple years I hate to say

so it really gets through to people

how incredibly incompetent they are. And downright evil.

They simply lie - and say there’s no such thing as lies!

Our good man Trump has flushed them out

and they’re looking. quite cornered actually!


ghost_of_aswartz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can confirm that you can make colloidal silver this way. Some tips

  • It's IMPERATIVE that you use distilled water
  • Retain in GLASS
  • Make sure you rinse out the glass thoroughly WITH DISTILLED WATER
  • (Mason jars work well, I use 1/2 gal size)
  • Plastic lid where you drill two small holes into the top and insert the 99.9999% silver wires and then use silicone, or epdm rubber grommets or elect tape to hold in place
  • Use banana clips to clip the wires to the free anode/cathode of the 9v * 3 battery cluster (connected in series)
  • It won't appear to do anything for quite a long time
  • When it starts to look like light tea, then stop
  • Run thru a washed and distilled rinsed gold coffee filter to get the partilcles out
  • This is contrary to what people online say but they don't know what they're talking about: PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR
  • The refrigerator will cause heavier, larger size particles of silver and silver compounds to settle to the bottom. YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN
  • Then decant, pour off the clear stuff into another jar (you've rinsed with distilled)
  • Repeat this refrigerator process
  • Finally, put somewhere in a cool dark place with no vibrations and let the remaining settle.
  • You now have mostly purified colloidal silver

TEST for colloidal (versus ionic)

  • You can run a laser through it and you should see the beam all the way thru the fluid.
  • You can run a flashlight thru it and you should see the beam and see it scatter
  • You can use a UV light and it should block most of it and what you see thru the other side will be dim yellow or white light rather than purple. This is because colloidal silver particles of that size will absorb in the purple uv spectrum and what makes it thru is part of the UV lamp light's frequencies that isn't of that spectrum
ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I put 3 drops of this concentrated stuff in every 32 oz growler of filtered deep well water that I drink. Its not much but it's enough that the water tastes very good and just to my intuition seems healthier than straight tap.

ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

i also add 1/10th of a drop of utah concentrace (diluted w/ distilled is how I get 1/10th drop)

RichardRoundtree -4 points ago +1 / -5

Mayo clinic says you're wrong. They also say...

"When taken by mouth, silver builds up in your body. Over months to years, this can result in a blue-gray discoloration of your skin, eyes, internal organs, nails and gums. Doctors call this argyria (ahr-JIR-e-uh). It's usually permanent. In rare cases, high doses of colloidal silver can cause serious side effects, such as seizures and organ damage."

Stop fucking up your kids.

Phillyberto 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh the mayo clinic, those covid cult pushing fucks know everything and can absolutely be trusted 100% right?

PraiseBeToScience -5 points ago +1 / -6

Versus who, some quack with a site named PATRIOTHEALTH911TRUTHNEWS.biz?

"I don't trust these people" doesn't translate to "I trust everybody they say is wrong". Mayo clinic also says asbestos causes mesothelioma, you gonna go grind old brake pads and snort it?

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PraiseBeToScience -1 points ago +1 / -2

Doubting your voodoo hocus pocus bullshit = "vac pushing". Okay retard. Enjoy your homeopathy and healing crystals, you fat retarded faggot.

bangbus 0 points ago +1 / -1

You drink that asbestos with a touch of silver and you’ll be fine.

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Consumerbot381732 1 point ago +1 / -0

can cause serious side effects, such as seizures and organ damage

Sounds a lot like drinking fish tank cleaner or taking horse de-wormer.

The "Blue Man" story was a PR stunt, dude was using salt to create silver chloride, rubbing it on his skin, then using a tanning bed.

havemydata 6 points ago +6 / -0

Acetylsalicylic acid is used to treat white line disease in cows. Stop taking bovine medicine bigot!

FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, SIR, that apple you're eating is horse food.

FredRedd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course Aspirin would join the ranks of of Ivermectin and HCQ.

Let's see... multipotential cures and health benefits. Looooong term, overwhelmingly successful use-case history, and... formula widely, publicly available so no company can claim proprietary rights and score billions of dollars off of a sole patent.

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okboomer59 2 points ago +2 / -0

Israeli media tells the truth, US media lies. Goddam Jews.

MURICA 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's why I use horse aspirin.

BernillaryClanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apple flavor horse aspirin is the best. Bonus: It keeps my mane nice and shiny.

RobertASmith 5 points ago +5 / -0

daily aspirin for 30 years

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take a baby aspirin every day and if you get the couf, take a full size one every day. No blood clots. and if you’re dumb enough to have taken the jab, take an aspirin every day too.

AJoeDD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of the serious side effects from COVID come from overactive inflammation, which aspirin naturally antagonizes as a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID).

It's not the strongest anti-inflammatory NSAID, but it's the only one I know of which also inhibits viral replication of other respiratory tract viruses and likely does similar to COVID. See: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5155651/

Having a daily baby aspirin is tolerated by almost everyone and found to benefit health and reduce general disease risk in most people. It's win-win-win.

AtheistTrumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

This means aspirin is a vaccine. I'm already fully protected though, I got the OG Kush vaccine.

Goldlight 4 points ago +5 / -1

time to get some aspirin

OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just take the low dose one.

Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bro, it’s science. Nothing is safe anymore other than covid vaccines. Just trust it, bro. I only care for your health, bro. But if you don’t get the jab, DIE IN A FIRE!!! /s

TrumpIsMyyPresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

So if you get the jab, take aspirin daily or first few weeks to prevent a stroke??? What am I reading

Xanisor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, exactly.

OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you aren't stabbed with the clot shot, you should take Vitamin C, D with K2, zinc (don't overdo it), low dose melatonin, and a baby aspirin every day or two. I take NAC, Quercetin, Bilberry, and other things not necessarily related to Coof prevention.

One if the biggest problems for us is not enough C or D. The K2 helps the D do what it should. Having enough if those two things means you will rarely get ill.

SAHMiAM60 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think I'm ever going to get the coof. I'm 62 female, CVD, dancing at the borderline of a BMI of 30, but I take a YUGE daily dose of a statin (reportedly decreasing my risk of severe coof by 50%) , a baby aspirin every day, 50,000 UI once a week of Vitamin D (to combat osteopenia), quercetin and zinc AND I wear glasses. (Yes, supposedly that decreases your chance to contract the coof by 20%!)

And if I do get it...I dunno, I just don't think it'll kill me.

PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do you do all that bullshit but not just lose weight?

Bring concerned about your health but having a whopping 30 BMI is ridiculous.

SAHMiAM60 2 points ago +2 / -0

What bullshit? I said it was close to 30, not 30. Where did you get the notion that I'm not putting in any effort to lose it? Are you post-menopausal ? If not, shut the fuck up.

chickeninoven 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uh oh! Isn't aspirin commonly given to dogs?

Stop it, y'all. You're not beagles.

Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope not because faux i treats them worse than us peasants.

OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't take Tylenol for covid, though. Apart from destroying your liver, it can cause a deficiency that makes the coof worse.

KernalMustard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also it's similar OTC brands can cause stomach issues if it's used too much over a long period of time. My friend I suspect is having this issue. Pain in the stomach and throwing up pink/redish blood

NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Odd... why is it still in he protocols for EMS?

drachennwolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because we're behind the times, duh. We haven't learned yet that every STEMI is actually COVID and the patient must be sedated and put on a vent.

Coming to a local protocol near you

ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't even make any money off the name because it's so generic

dankai420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aspirin bad, the new incredible drug Pfizerspirin very good, only 20 dollars a pill, get it now!

Laughable_Lunacy_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you read the articles its always generic bullshit too. They will warn you about the dangers of taking overdose levels of aspirin when the original recommendation was like 3mg baby tablets.

n4freedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is as it has always been about the vaccines.

dreadnt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the fuck is task force now? Is that the same guy as "sources say"?

RichardRoundtree 3 points ago +3 / -0

What am I supposed to be enraged about?

Kavantar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like a legal CYA for when they get pulled into the lawsuit of hiding medicines that actually help treat the wuflu

Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Sweden, we were told Ipren/Ibuprofen could worsen Covid because the WHO told us so. The Swedish article I'm reading is from march, 2020.

Spez: English article

NotJudging 3 points ago +3 / -0

So does melatonin (supplemental sleeping aid).

TheSonOfGadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dan Bongino said like clockwork the left would demonize aspirin because it goes against the narrative of covid that they want. Which is fear porn and control.

party12 3 points ago +3 / -0

America's days as a world leader are gone.

We are going to lose America due to lack of ethics.

680-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FDA also banned N acetyl cysteine supplements once it was reported they improve Covid 19 outcomes.

OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

NAC is available. I have 2 bottles I got off the A store.

Obsid1anWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always take aspirin after eating a large pizza, you know, just in case. Hahaha.

TerraHertz 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a good idea. I'm off to buy a large pizza with aspirin topping now.

hillaryprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

If abortions were found to cure covid.

Left media: How abortions are dangerous.

CrocodileBeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aspirin was also brought up during the HCQ days, when they were lambasting it for possible heart side effects, while ignoring that aspirin had similar but equally rare side effects.

SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about Pirin tablets? :D

RizzlieDoodad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aspirin has had the increased heart attack warning for a long time now.

radioactivedk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought aspirin was the only NSAID to NOT have warning. It’s the first thing they tell you to take if you have heart risk.

KernalMustard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long term use is bad.

hillaryprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Evil media, are you just looking at everything conservatives publish and saying you hate it?"

Left: "I hate lamp."