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NotAnotherNPC 189 points ago +189 / -0

Can't tell if shopped or real.... thats how bad CNN is at this point.

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Formerlurker92 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'm not, I don't want that on my search history

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Jackhererer 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a bill Mitchell

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Vino 10 points ago +10 / -0

This will never get old. Maybe some more of his preferred bedroom activities will further surface.

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JoeBidensDementia1 12 points ago +12 / -0

I searched for it. It's fake.

How much should I ask for my new job? 200k?

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BillsmafiaGG 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wrong. The right answers:

-95% of scientists said it’s true. -Pay me 3.5 trillion $0 bills.

So you’re already fired. Please submit a nasal swab before your exit interview.

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Mungo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course, just follow nurse Bubba and we’ll get that “swabbed” for ya.

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SouthernHaaspitality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nevermind, you're not fired. In fact, you get Brian Stelter's, Don Lemonuts', AND Anderson Cooper's slot.

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NotAnotherNPC 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm over 9000 times too qualified for news and I'm not a journalist.

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PedemusPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d rather get my news from Nappa

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trump_2077 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS ROFL THE FUK TIMELINE IS THIS

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

The rainbow manbun chicken fuckers with leaky vaccine one.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same!

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Wrexxis780 66 points ago +66 / -0

Is this a real headline? I really can't tell anymore.

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joebama-smells 23 points ago +24 / -1

Poe's Law.

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Jayspecz 18 points ago +18 / -0

My thoughts exactly so I looked for it and can’t find it

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okboomer59 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just wait.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, give it a day or two. Someone lurks and gives our fake headlines to the "real" journalists

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okboomer59 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not yet.

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UpdootVeteran 48 points ago +48 / -0

I honestly don’t know if this is a shit post - the state of the msm is that contrary

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pente1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

By definition, "ALL POSTS INVOLVING CNN ARE SHIT POSTS"

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UpdootVeteran 5 points ago +5 / -0

You’re not wrong

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BrewSwillis 40 points ago +44 / -4

You need to use the 'Shitpost' flair when making these kinds of satire posts, because we live in Clown World, and it could be a real headline.

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grandfather_nurgle [S] 60 points ago +67 / -7

1 - don't tell me how to meme

B - I did use the shitpost flair - faggot mods changed it

thirdly - fuck joe biden

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Old_Timer 25 points ago +25 / -0

You forgot d) Epstein didn’t kill himself.

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 16 points ago +16 / -0
  1. Trump is still your president
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Lila_Quartermaine 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bill Clinton is a rapist

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Some_Rando_Web_Dev 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it has a dick, you must acquit

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entERmyMAtrix 5 points ago +5 / -0
  1. Grab your crucifix.
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Gadsden 14 points ago +17 / -3

Relax, he wasn't attacking you. He was commenting on the state of our press.

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grandfather_nurgle [S] 33 points ago +36 / -3

Don't tell me to relax. I am rock hard right now.

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LibtardJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Post be flared with shit now.

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MrBabySpam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not political, just feelin yourself?

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LouiseThaden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey I have a bumper sticker (on my car) that says: Actually, I AM a rocket scientist."

And I really am.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top Kek

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OakiaPyre 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol, I would have used a symbol like ╩ for your third point ... js

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OakiaPyre 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ä ╫ æ Ö ÿ § ▼ ↑ ╢ │ ⌡╕ ƒ

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DeepWinter 4 points ago +4 / -0

You had me, bro! Came here to the comments to check. Good looking out and WTF mods?!

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Kael 23 points ago +23 / -0

Its a fake headline but Clown World will see it printed soon

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NinjaPlease 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look fat , it is part of their culture to torture puppies….. don’t be a fuckin Bigot …… Reeeeeeee

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buckiemohawk 12 points ago +12 / -0

PLUTO IS A PLANET FUCK NEIL DEASS TYSON AND BILLY SEXCHUNK NYE

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RedBlooded 10 points ago +10 / -0

But CNN are literally the biggest science denying bigots of them all....

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1776DeusVult 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bill Nye and Tyson are retarded fags

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LibtardJesus 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you Googled this headline, give me a down doot.

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I did not so updoot for you.

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TheSaltyProphet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well if it’s not a big deal... let’s get Fauci, stelter, Don lemonbitch, and the entire staff at CNN and strap them to a table, remove their vocal cords, let sand flies and murder hornets just skull fuck them all to death. No big deal bigot.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 5 points ago +5 / -0

An opinion piece by Dr. Fauci, or someone sucking his cock

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Dereliction 5 points ago +5 / -0

This one goes out to all my quadrapeds who identify as puppies!

This world of ours is full of tyrants

But must I be between

Xi or Fauci science?

Ain't no options

this sand ain't moist

My throat, no sound

Cut vocal chords,

now a metaphorical voice

(Spoken) Sometimes, I do a soundless voice for my lab tech

Please, don't tell me

The lab tech can't hear that

(Chorus) Cause my puppy voice

Is so, oh, oh, oh

Much more than

... ... ... ...

It ain't evolution, these tests are new

Guess there's nothing taboo

about a sand flea stew

Just add salt or Wuhan flu

Fauci treasure

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

empathy,sensitivity,depressing,poetry.dont know in what order tho.i do knows talent whens i see it tho.

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LtPatterson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Between the NIH and the ATF, too many puppers are dead. Evil fucks.

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Girthquakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the Chinese. Dont forget the Chinese.

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

What makes me mad about all of this, is that this shit has been going on forever, and NOW people are conveniently directed to be upset about it? I mean, better late than never, but still suspicious. Anyways, want to get really fired up about mistreatment of dogs? Look up Yulin Dog Festival. WARNING: If you were not aware of this before, it will definitely destroy your soul for the rest of your days. Use that energy when shit goes hot and they invade.

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LibtardJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only time I've liked a screenshot shot on this website. Lol.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is kinda BB style shitpost... marked joke now... becomes truth in a a little while...

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Jestre 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this real? Hard to tell

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn now that's a dark headline. This is what your tax player funds are supporting though! Some jest about the useless studies being sent out by Congress but there are truly evil stuff the bureaucrats launder money towards.

No doubt in my mind Fauci paid for this virus to be engineered in gain of life research.

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fauci, DeGrassi-Tyson and Nye is the world's worst lemon party

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Majordomo383 3 points ago +3 / -0

If that's the false choice, then I'm in the science denying bigot category. I certainly don't want to be lumped together with the dog torturers.

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EagleOverTriumph 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Dogs are racist because they used to attack Black People and were raised by White People to do so, so it's okay, #CancelDogs"

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

99% sure it's fake... should be a shitpost. I couldn't find this on CNN health. Maybe it's there, but I didn't find it...

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reallynow123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neil degrasse tyson is no scientist, and Bill Nye is just PeeWee Herman with a nerdier bow-tie.

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BigMikesFaggotCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get that bitch who did the sex junk song

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grandfather_nurgle [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out.

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anything that adds to Faucis bank account is science. Even if it destroys the world

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since you mentioned Neil, here are some interesting things I dug up on him:

https://media.communities.win/post/hllaiWyy.png

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

FAUCI IS THE SCIENCE. PUPPIES MUST DIE. TRUST THE DEAD PUPPY SCIENCE, BIGOT.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the Babylon? But yeah I'm a science bigot. They pimp out fake climate change

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Colbert's show will feature a dance number with transvestites in dog costumes slapping at the flies on their heads!

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WeaponEx 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yeah but none of that is even true lol

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bannedninjabit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maximum Honk

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YN31964 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN-philes are shit-eating grub worms.

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck puppies: here is why.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

I LOVE that the puppy shit it what finally lights the fire.

If you ask me that's pretty damn American.

"Fuck human suffering but don't touch that animal!" 🤣

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell that to the puppies.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

No wonder Biden’s dog was biting everyone. He was scared too death of these freaks

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gimmeabreak 1 point ago +1 / -0

How ironic would it be if, after all the people Fauci has caused to die, he would finally get taken down by harming puppies?

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RadMaxBTD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead Puppies https://youtu.be/Ak0_fa1DDpc ☠️🐶🐶🐶

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shadows_of_the_mind 1 point ago +1 / -0

iTs sCiEnTiFiC

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