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DairyBoy 216 points ago +217 / -1

L M A O !!!!!!!

No wonder they’re so unhinged all the time if this is what their dating life is like.

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DrCowboyPresident [S] 181 points ago +182 / -1

So...they hate their dick, so you need to hate it too...but you still need to suck it.

I think.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 87 points ago +87 / -0

But only for the right reasons?

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SharpCookie 55 points ago +55 / -0

It's part of a very complicated cosplay. They're also going to need you to dress up like a baby and call them grandma.

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LordNewport 38 points ago +38 / -0

I wish the earth was flat so we could throw them all off the edge.

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alfredbester 32 points ago +32 / -0

The whole planet is an edge if you have a helicopter.

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BillPigg 9 points ago +9 / -0

Under rated comment.

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NotAnotherNPC 6 points ago +6 / -0

or so cats could do it

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knittinkittens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

You stay away from my coffee cup. It's on a table.

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MHCIII 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fucking best underrated comment right here!!!

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Saltkang 11 points ago +11 / -0

But if they get upset at you for doing it for the wrong reason, then aren't they kink shaming you?

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Logic has no power in the tranny world.

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AsaNisiMAGA 46 points ago +46 / -0

Not exactly. It's more "You need to affirm my made up identity and suck my dick or else!" It's a female benis, you see... 🤪

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NormalCitizen 44 points ago +44 / -0

The trans is clearly gay, but got bent out of shape because the other dude was bi? (Half gay lol)

The trans is a giant bigot because it wouldn’t date bi guy (even though they agreed to another date. )

No wonder they neck themselves.

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leo-bulero 47 points ago +47 / -0

I lost it at the tranny calling the bi dude a faggot 🤣

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OperationCatSpeed 30 points ago +30 / -0

I read all the texts after that point in a Ms. Garrison voice.

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linereddit 15 points ago +15 / -0

This reads kinda like the script for a pilot episode for some new Disney channel series.

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DickTick 19 points ago +19 / -0

ITS MA'AM! NOW DON'T YOU DARE USE TEETH ON MY HARD THROBBING FEMALE COCK!

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Pederella 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bigot, it's a big clit. Don't you know ANYTHING!?! 😡

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

This sounds like any insane, left-wing, pro-tranny I've ever heard talking about the mentally ill.

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SPEDMan64 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sorry, ma'am. Just never seen a clit with balls before, is all. I was taken aback.

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entwickelnden 13 points ago +14 / -1

ty for this, now i know how to handle trannies.." it doesnt bother me... im gay!" .... LOL

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DickTick 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct, I believe

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Henry_Cuntmantle 5 points ago +5 / -0

This man speaks sense....horrible, horrible sense...

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BobSux 148 points ago +148 / -0

You think I’m just some gay guy in costume.

Yes.

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PopMaca 19 points ago +19 / -0

Is it possible to do some PCR test and confirm whether it's a gay guy in a costume or a real (hm, whatever it is)

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ScottyGunn 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes. You stick a knitting needle up it's sinus cavity. Really deep-they like that.

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PraiseBeToScience 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hail Honkler

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dorsalmorsel 11 points ago +11 / -0

how are there men out there that want to have sex with another man but to have their penis and balls cutoff first?

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Wefree1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sexual curruption

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ChippingToe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gee when you put it like that it almost sounds like a mental illness 🤔

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ChippingToe 6 points ago +6 / -0

How dare you perceive reality correctly

Trans people don't exist, it's just extra kinky homosexuals. Change my mind.

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skyhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trans people are gay people in denial; change my mind.

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NamendaBiden 78 points ago +80 / -2

I take solice in knowing at least one of them will commit suicide in the near future.

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yudsfpbc 15 points ago +19 / -4

If we're lucky, both.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Maybe it will be one of those crazies that has to take another with it.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 6 points ago +6 / -0

The old Murder-Suicide

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Mier 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let’s go 40%

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NoStepOnSnekPlz 62 points ago +63 / -1

mood - hot and heavy

bi-guy has him figured out and goes for it

bi-guy reaches down and starts giving tranny a handy

Tranny: "What the hell are you doing you fucking faggot?!?"

end scene

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spelunking_librator 24 points ago +24 / -0

bi-guy likes the tranny for who they are

Tranny: "Why can't you just like me for who I am?!"

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thisguy883 18 points ago +18 / -0

lmao i fucking lol'd hard at this.

Thank you.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 14 points ago +15 / -1

Excellent use of pronouns!

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soysaucenuts 38 points ago +38 / -0

There’s no reasoning with mental illness.

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p1smo 37 points ago +37 / -0

The trans community is the most hateful, degenerate group of scumbags I've ever seen in my life.

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freebass 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at those horrid, beastly, things that trotted out front of Netflix protesting Dave Chappelle. Those nasty dudes are all sorts of messed up. It always starts with getting diddled at some point as a kid and then they go on to recruit and perpetuate the sickness.

Not all faggots are pedos, but all pedos are faggots.

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SeeWithYourMind 33 points ago +33 / -0

That's a 41%er homophobe. 🤡

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Amateurgynecologist 26 points ago +26 / -0

Comedy GOLD

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Ryan192 23 points ago +25 / -2

Wow that's so sad. It totally blew it's chance with painful, smelly love in order to grandstand. I was expecting a tranny love story :(

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Inquisitor_Corvus 8 points ago +9 / -1

Haaaaa! Did you just say it blew it?

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Crappydatum 22 points ago +22 / -0

Seriously deranged logic on full display here.

So, you're not supposed to notice he's a guy, even if you're into guys, even though he has a dick? The pretzel logic here is astounding

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spelunking_librator 6 points ago +6 / -0

the gay guy must like the tranny for who she is even though the tranny couldn't like himself for who he was

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freebass 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't try to make sense of insanity. Both of those freaks in the text thread are obviously mental.

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Deplorable2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

So the bi guy was into the trans dude as a person and had no problems with being together but the trans dude wanted him to like him as a woman? The LGBs definitely don't fit well with the Ts... 😂

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quantum_wetware 20 points ago +20 / -0

very homophobic of him

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ExileOnRedditStreet 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't know shit about mental illness, but I know crazy when I'm reading it.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

great, here's your diploma

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freebass 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now take that Psychology degree and go wait tables at Applebee's!

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FamburgerHelper 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just a coupla of guys arguing about who has a bigger ween.

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Kaarous 16 points ago +17 / -1

41% isn't high enough.

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ScottyGunn 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's a good start...

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DeafPede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol homophobic much? Mad because he's gay sounds quite homophobic. lol

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FireGurl26 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am at loss for words. All i can think of is "That's F'd up" lol

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suckmycorona 14 points ago +14 / -0

The anger. No wonder why suicides are high.

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AuPhalanx 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m not sure if the never-stick-it-in-the-crazy rule applies here. Confused.

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AuPhalanx 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m pretty sure the toss-off-a-roof rules DOES apply, though.

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SPEDMan64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Roof, parking garage, mountain top...whatever is handy.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

mountain top

roll a cheese beforehand and call it a sporting accident

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SPEDMan64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had to look that up as we don't do much of that in the South.

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VonBustacap 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure what I just read. Trannies hate gays? I'm not even going to try and comprehend this shit.

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POOP_SMEARED_TITTIES 4 points ago +4 / -0

homosexuality is more or less normalized (ugh)

trannies arent anywhere close to that level of acceptance (yet)

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ChicomUberAlles 4 points ago +4 / -0

it expects the other to only like trannies with dicks, not other males.

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user365927285937 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, when you put it that way...

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Wrathofwretchcmox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fren, I’m also very confused by the whole exchange. Wtf

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GarudaDarkblack 10 points ago +10 / -0

The insanely unrealistic expectations, the mood swings, the lack of disclosure until after the fact... are we sure this isn't a woman or is it just the hormone therapy?

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

wouldn't not surprised if they later met for a fecal hate fuck

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Ez_mac 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can’t even tell what sex they’re both supposed to be

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Alarm_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're both men.

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Space_Force 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Delete my number"

Keeps texting

Is this Bill Mitchell?

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Testosteroneape2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

All trannies have anger management issues.

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PopMaca 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm too East European for this, so enlighten me:

How do you duck a women... With no V? In such a way it's just like ducking a woman?

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NvJohansson 11 points ago +11 / -0

How do you duck a women

With orange glaze maybe?

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PopMaca 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice, nice...

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Sir_Girth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, not to be crude. But there is another hole they could use. A couple really.

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PopMaca 5 points ago +5 / -0

How's that different from ducking a dude XD (*in a costume)

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Sir_Girth 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s not. 🤣

Leftists are Olympic Level competitors in Mental Gymnastics, though.

Something we all know well.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have to yell

OMG YOUR PASSY FEELS GREAT!

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PopMaca 4 points ago +4 / -0

While choking on duck? XD

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes, chocking on the "female" duck.

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PopMaca 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go Slavic! Trump knows why. Our chicks have no ducks. Play it safe

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Wintergreen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gay guys and trans MtFs. It's like vampires and werewolves.

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GrayManNumber333 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. That’s a good one.

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

And l thought women were complicated to communicate with... whole other level.

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CaptainHempbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOLOLOLOLOL!

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BasedCostanza91 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trans people are really anti-social and hateful. That sure doesn't help the trend of transpeople committing suicide. Hell, from what I've heard from Dave Chappelle, they bully each other into killing themselves.

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Perhelion 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of this shit is degenerate.

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SpicyAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of how Caitlin Jenner and his lady balls got very offended when asked if he/ she is gay, lol.

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The_Kekatoa_incident 6 points ago +6 / -0

When clowns collide..

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559throw 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you don't see the flag pole that the red flag is flying upon, I can't help you, son

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

should've gone for the 3rd base in the first date and ghost the psycho afterwards

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Texas_81 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣

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Renegaden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mental health is the true pandemic.

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Wefree1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost as bad as the opioid epidemic just look up how many where killed due to Chinese fentanol

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BumpForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mentally sound and coherent individual.

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substantialmajestic 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are only happy if you hate them.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you're a gay guy, why would you want to be the ass guy?

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OperationCatSpeed 0 points ago +2 / -2

Prostate is an erogenous zone. Anything for the feels with the Godless…

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runonce 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know I read that several times and I really did try to follow what was going on, trying to keep straight who was who and what sex they were and the resultant preference and what the problem was and why it was a problem but I'm pretty sure that transfaggot guy was just an psycho asshole.

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yudsfpbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

How long, Oh Lord, do we have to witness such depravity in our midst? When can you send the fires from heaven to cleanse the land from this great evil and degeneracy?

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SPEDMan64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fairly certain that Sodom and Gomorrah weren't this level when they were taken out.

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linereddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

First-world problems.

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trauncher 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've always said, there is nothing worse than a testy faggot.

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Atlas_Honked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Both parties are mentally ill

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NotPeachyComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really wish we had 1940s morality back: when men were men and women were women and most people waited until marriage to have sex (OK, maybe not, but at least they tried to give that impression). I hate this clown world.

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PopMaca 3 points ago +3 / -0

So KEK!

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Redpillrambo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bisexual implies two genders, and trannies aren't happy unless you are miserable.

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FORCE_VAX_GOVT_WRKRS 3 points ago +3 / -0

THOUSANDS of dollars in drugs, when a $12.00 hammer could rid us of that tranny forever. No recitivism.