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The biggest grift (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Juzeza ago by Juzeza +2375 / -1
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TKAdams 63 points ago +63 / -0

China is giving them pointers.

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DinosOnNoahsArk 13 points ago +13 / -0

In case anyone can't tell, the Taliban are lying here. They are playing victim and scamming "righteous" nations of their money.

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LocalPleb 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nation building a caliphate for 20 years just like Iraq.

And if you think it's a coincidence that radical left leadership benefits jihadis while hurting Zionists, it's not. T

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

My name is jaffar

I come from afar

Here’s some smog from my car

Allahu Akbar

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Whitespace 8 points ago +8 / -0

A Muslim playing victim???

Who could have thought!

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aSavvyBoi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Taliban 2: Allah-ctric Boogaloo

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AmericanScholar373 10 points ago +10 / -0

The new and improved ISIS-K has some real competition

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TKAdams 16 points ago +16 / -0

durka durka climate-jihad

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Die Hard 2?!

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Buck_Fiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

They need to make it more gender inclusive.

ISIS is SISI spelled backwards.

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mega-maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

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Killroyomega 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry, all of their leaders will soon identify as men trapped in a woman's body that is trapped in a man's body.

You need to respect their troubled existence and pay up, white boy.

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RumorControl 1 point ago +1 / -0

nah the CIA and Friends have always been in charge

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NullifyAndSecede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Climate Alarm-ism is just the latest most fashionable boogeyman used to consolidate the power of the State at the expense of individual Liberty.

Statists never let a crisis go to waste, nor are they above creating and exaggerating crises to bolster their control mechanisms. Anyone who doesn't see this after the past 2 years is willfully blind or hopelessly ignorant.

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TKAdams 6 points ago +6 / -0

To reduce the draw of grifters to the power of the government we must reduce that power.

It is no coincidence that politics is full of politicians.

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Electricutie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Climate Allah-ism

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NomadicKrow2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need international aid while sitting on the world's largest lithium deposit. Lithium is the next oil, and Afghanistan is asking for money. Hilarious.

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Blue_Falcons_Suck 28 points ago +28 / -0

Let me guess... 🙄

They want Nuclear Power Plants. 🤡🌎

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TKAdams 14 points ago +14 / -0

centrifuges go brrrrrrr

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GodDamnedEngineer 8 points ago +8 / -0

MAKES SENSE. CANT AFFORD TO BUILD THEM HERE SO LETS BUILD THEM FOR THE ENEMY.

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Bot-not1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Well, Taliban, if you would stop beheading female soccer players, you wouldn't have to deal with so much medical waste when you clean up the mess you made.

Fucking savages.

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BigPanda71 19 points ago +19 / -0

Snopes rates this as false.

It was a volleyball player

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Bot-not1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks for the correction.

Fucking savages.

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wharfthrowaway 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snopes rates this as false, they are fucking first worlders

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Bot-not1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't the Snopes guy a serial plagiarist and wife-raper?

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wharfthrowaway 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think so, or some cuck that lives with his wife, cats, and her boyfriend

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also married a prostitute who was still prostituting.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly, and therefore THOROUGHLY DEBUNKED.

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ManateeRanMild 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, beheading women means less babies. So with fewer babies and women increasing Afghanistan's carbon footprint, beheadings are a win/win for them.

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Bot-not1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, that's one take on it, for sure. But the remaining women have 8 or 10 babies, so it's a wash...

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ConservativeTeacher 2 points ago +5 / -3

Oh I dunno. Nipping the purple-haired lesbian types in the bud seems smart. Also they aren't stupid enough to let women vote. Gotta admit, I'm a big fan of the Taliban.

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Bot-not1 6 points ago +7 / -1

If you're not a muslim, they would as soon slit your throat as say 'hello' to you. Great guys.

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Bot-not1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed.

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NomadicKrow2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man, they kill Muslims more than anyone else. Even Muslims can't stand Muslims.

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Bot-not1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course. But I don't care much about that, you see...

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just because they do some things right doesn't mean they aren't evil.

That's why you have so many Republicans re-electing swamp creatures time and again.

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Uncle_Jose 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Our country be much greener with nuclear technology durka durka" -them probably

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anon809 15 points ago +15 / -0

Gibs me money american infidels

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anon09 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've done my own studies, and the studies have shown that firing commies from any public or private position would have tremendous impacts on the environment.

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

this was part of the study. we found that commies release far more carbon dioxide than cow farts when they fly, and we've seen how detrimental this is for the environment. removing commies from society is really the greenest solution we have.

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TKAdams 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a perfect example of an Islamic concept called disassociation (which includes taqiya).

Go along with the nonbelievers if it is necessary for your survival or larger agenda, until such a time that it is safe to reveal your true beliefs or purpose.

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CrackerSmurf2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now that Biden gave us Military training, equipment and bases...

We need to clean up our 3rd world country.

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paradox123 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not a grift.

They want to enter the regular Muslim brain to brainwash it. And this idiots gave them a chance for some money.

It also works as a marketing campaign from Afganistan targetting Western Muslims.

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BlackPilled4Decades 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see. IT's not a grift, it's a gerriffft

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bannedninjabit 5 points ago +5 / -0

CCP agenda.

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GoldenStateCrusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

You see land much nicer once bombed, the trees enjoy it!

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NeoDragoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

It how you till soil without tractor! - Taliban, probably

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1776USA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t take them long to figure out how to work the system.

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TRUMPWON2020BYALOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's Link, Zelda?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now the acid they throw on women will be more environmentally friendly.

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raunpol 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a ploy to get money and nothing more. For 40 years, Afghanistan’s number one industry was defrauding the American government (not joking). They did shit like:

  1. Request infrastructure funding to build a bridge
  2. Build fake, non-functional bridge for 5% of the real cost
  3. Have their brother blow it up
  4. Pocket the money and repeat
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YN31964 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just another scam invented by the CIA to funnel more money to the terrorists in Afghanistan.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen!

You can hear Al Gore chuckling as he counts his stacks of bullion!

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

"green Afganistan... Yeah, that's the ticket! For sure we will use the money on green projects" (wink)

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wiombims 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see fields of green, red poppies too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself

All that opium isn't going to sell itself in China

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Lowersidecustoms 3 points ago +3 / -0

I seriously thought this was an onion article

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're desperate. By that I mean everyone in power currently around the world. They feel the pushback.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a goat-fucking face you can trust.

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TKAdams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Muhammed like goat butt so make your face look like one - the Quran, probably

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HEXEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking stooge of the highest order.

Dude has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

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Whitespace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure he does. He sees that the ruling elites in the west will sacrifice their own people if you pander to their left wing narrative.

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TheJimmReaper 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and press F to doubt on this one

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taliban will use that money to kill people. Oh look, world is greener!

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Whitespace 3 points ago +3 / -0

On that score, they share a lot with the world elites. They want us dead.

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Spunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just another redistribution "Suck the wealth out of the USA" method!

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Justhereforthefreedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see, they want to swap their Toyota trucks with exo friendly teslas to sacrifice themselves in

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NotDangerousGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I'm reading is they burned through the payments they got for selling our stuff to china.

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invalid_data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Climate Panic, one of the easiest ways for globalist monster to launder money to themselves.

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, I think this is a joke to just get more money in their pockets and I think it will work. Smart retards from woke countries will probably give it to them.

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TPMJB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clown world 2021: Here's 20 reasons why the Taliban are the most progressive society in the world!

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AllTheWayTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

They see an easy mark.

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jollybygolly 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the hell does the Babylon Bee stay in business? How do you even begin to mock/parody something as absurd as this?

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RationalThought 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Just give us your money, we will go green ;)" - The Taliban

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Whatyougotson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao wow

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Its quid pro quo. Joe Biden made a deal with them. They're merely holding their end of the bargain.

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ConservativeTeacher 1 point ago +1 / -0

They aren't actually looking for $, they are making fun of the West and the eco-globalization crowd. But they likely will get $, or the globohomos get exposed as "not really giving a shit about the environment."

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Kilroy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh Joy, I sense another 100 million in incoming US aid to the GF's...

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waxonwaxoff87 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will no longer be using fossil fuels in their suicide vests. Such progress!

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finscreenname 1 point ago +1 / -0

IMHO the biggest grift was where Stalin rolled a sick and desperate Roosevelt and took over eastern Europe for exchange for the creation of the UN. Stalin and his controlled satellite countries gave him something like 8 votes to the US, England, France, etc, etc get one vote each. And yet today we have been in endless wars because the UN is useless and they call us war criminals. Thanks again democrats

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Kermit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, well played. As long as 10% goes to the big man, I'm sure they'll get billions.

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AccipiterQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA And the fucking Leftists are going to do it!!!

I'll fuckin do it again

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Greener = More poppy fields

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SpaFixr 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t tell if this is real or The Bee.

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Litterboxer1 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people literally live in dirt huts and barely have electricity. I don't think you can get much greener than that.

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Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have trucks, tanks and jets thanks to Biden. Therefore Biden is causing them to be less green.