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TommyLasordasBallBag 42 points ago +42 / -0

Oddly specific...

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Mukzn 26 points ago +27 / -1

Super suspicious if ya ask me 🤨🤨🤨🤨

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Bigjay [S] 15 points ago +16 / -1

I was seduced by breasts and thighs. It's amazing what you'll do for a greasy bucket when you're drunk and the clubs are all closed... Get your mind out the gutter. I'm talking about KFC

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DickTick 13 points ago +13 / -0

Did you really have to go and dox my picture tho?!?!?!

Gimmie sum damn privacy please! And a few burritos, with extra burrito please!

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Joe_Snow 12 points ago +12 / -0

Are you coming home soon babe?

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DickTick 8 points ago +8 / -0

I realize I'm so slender that I could be missed without a magnifying glass, but I've been home for hours darling.....

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nickybops 3 points ago +4 / -1

I feel your orbit from Florida

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hold up folks.... ham planet gravitational pulls are the only way Gulf Coast surfers can experience decent waves.

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Bigjay [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

Don't worry I used the old photo... No one will recognise you now with the extra 100lbs,. Rainbow flavoured dyed crew cut and the extra home depots worth of nuts and bolts in your face... Anyway,. You don't go out anymore,. Last time you left the house was after your 5th booster and heart attack when the forklift and fire dept came to get you and they borrowed shamu's transport stretcher.

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

You lying piece of shit! it's 150lbs now.... You're still stuck in last week apparently.....

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Bigjay [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit I apologize. I didn't realize they were giving whole trays of glazed donuts instead of just one.

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Moebius 8 points ago +8 / -0

When I leave the Bar at 0200 I want what every man wants...Breakfast...

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HikingPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you "sat" on a light bulb!?!

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LiskaEman 12 points ago +12 / -0

We aren't alone, I love you all ! <3

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Butt-or-Face 10 points ago +10 / -0

Think of your social health too. Establish great riends, ensure you can be honest, seek truth and goodness together.

You'll fail, you'll make mistakes, but hold to truth and goodness and succeed in this world together.

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SkeletorsTeeth 7 points ago +8 / -1

something every person should do is take a trip to a real 3rd world country and see what real hunger,poverty and hardships are....it would cure probably 75% of anxiety and depression in this country when you realize YOU HAVE IT EASY

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Bigjay [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes yes yes!!! This!!!! My wife is Colombian,. When we talk to her elder family. They simply cannot comprehend...

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SkeletorsTeeth 5 points ago +5 / -0

same situation here...married to a Filipina and have visited there twice...puts things in perspective

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MocksFordComma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spent time in Mexico way back … away from the resorts.

Yo.

We were/are so far ahead of the world. We have something worth defending.

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahem, a sizable proportion of the third-world is also obese

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Kaiheitai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that a cartoon character? Like, Halloween dress up?

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Bigjay [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nope,. I'd guess that's a teacher or social worker.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

When you're getting your house burglarized and your wife is about to get raped, don't even think about reaching for that AR. Get a double-barrelled shotgun, fire it twice in the air. If that doesn't work, call 911 and request a social worker like this hambeast, surely that'll do the trick. But only if the alleged suspect is not black. If they are black, you need to refrain from calling the police and instead check your privilege, you fucking bigot.

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FuckingWiseCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legit Lol'ed. Hahahahaha!

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rifles are not for close quarters

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bubadmt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kyle Rittenhouse would disagree with that.

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MocksFordComma 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get that. But he wouldn't have had his barrel grabbed and prob would have ended Grosskruetz as well, had he had a handgun.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, but then bye-cep would have been called moderately-sized-hole-in-the-cep.

Where's the fun in that?

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MocksFordComma 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, if you're going to go there and carry, why not carry both. And a knife or two.

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed

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Bigjay [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh,. You got given that leaflet as well.

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trump_2077 2 points ago +3 / -1

KEK wtaf is this cringe :D

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Kaiheitai 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's really sad. Kinda like 'Well, instead of improving my life through some weight loss, I'm going to own my hideousness by turning my hair blue and getting birth control glasses.'

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BERETTA_9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why don't you recognize the fat fuck prosecutor from the Rittenhouse trial?

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lift weights, frens

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Bigjay [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Weights not heifers.

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KekistaniMemeLord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Physical exertion is a great form of meditation honestly.

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The_MAGA_Destroyer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even at 2AM at last call she doesn't get any better looking.

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Les_Deplorables 5 points ago +5 / -0

My girlfriend said if I turned off the light, I could stick it in her ass.

I should have let the bulb cool down first.

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ToastedFl4kes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope it doesn't also break.

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DJT_MFer 4 points ago +4 / -0

She would chop off her boyfriend's dick if he had one

I kid. That fat bitch will die lonely and mad

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PepePedebone 4 points ago +4 / -0

She? PRONOUN IS... ambiguous. Just use Pat.

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Bigjay [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cow / cattle

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xxnamexx530 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hei/ffer

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Long-Knife 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I'm as confused about your gender as you are, you're an it.

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right. At one point in time, in a galaxy far, far away, that would've been... Safe for teaching.

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Desperado 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought you wrote "as a maid". Damn my 19th century vocabulary and mindset!

But if she's had dick...I'm a charlatan.

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Truman_Show 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woof

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Patriot jump scare worthy of Zeducation.

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Joshua55 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does my blue hair make me look fat?

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck is this about a lightbulb?

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Rockonanon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Took me way too long to get the joke myself, for some reason: you burn your ass on the lightbulb because by the time you climb on top of this hunk of BBW lovin your ass is at ceiling height. Same reason your ears pop because you are climbing a mountain of lady flesh.

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Quelle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have never wanted to lift weights more in my life.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

So stunning, so brave.

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yummy_yumm_yumms 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could it's face be more round?

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it keeps eating

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Wohwoh1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can’t get drunk enough to do an it like this unless you’re woke.

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

*absolutely appropriate

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quick, turn the light bulb off before you mount it.

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ToastedFl4kes 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's got kind eyes

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Bigjay [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thanks for the stickie mods on point tonight.

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's actually kind of saddening that somewhere out there is the parent(s) of this... thing.

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DONTRUMP 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT IS HUGE!!!!

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julianleroux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mental health is most important health.

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BlitheringIdiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop looking at me like that! I am not a burger and fries!

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riggdelction 2 points ago +2 / -0

wtf am I looking at?

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Bigjay [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Your future unless you get your ass to the gym 😆😅😂🤣.

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riggdelction 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol no way I do 5 days every week

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

What made it look like this? Vaccines?

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NoComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go for a brisk jog, takes care of both!

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cgret988 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOOD LORD what the F is that.

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Bigjay [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know what to call it,. But it uses a traffic cone as a butt plug.

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Redleg37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mental health isn’t taken seriously enough.

I work in an inpatient mental health facility for Veterans. A locked ward. We have a padded room and everything. I’ve taken vets to the ground so a nurse can inject them with meds to help calm them down, when the vet was so depressed he was literally giving himself concussions in a padded room by running head first into the walls repeatedly.

We mostly treat mental health as a punchline to a joke. Some of them are truly horrific debilitating illnesses.

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Bigjay [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's real mental illness,. Unlike the sense of entitlement and being offended by everything so much you have violent tantrums. But also I've seen so much depression, especially lately,. With people who've lost everything and just can't get ahead again. It's sad. I've spoken with professionals,. And they say we haven't seen anything yet as to what the scamdemic has and will cause.

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NuclearWife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Proud of myself for being able to explain this post to my husband. 💞

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Bigjay [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bet that was an eye opening convo

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +2 / -1

Attention kids:

This is what you DONT want to end up like

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BasedMechanic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm lost. What is this c/health?

Gandalf.jpg

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trump_2077 1 point ago +2 / -1

OP this is not the forum to post your selfies!

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +2 / -1

That is one ugly bitch!! Can you imagine the smell!! You KNOW she can't reach around that fat ass to wipe properly or clean all the crevasses!!! Eewwuukkk!!!! 🤮 ... I've never had a fat chick! I've had some that weren't the best looking but awesome to be around, some that were gorgeous and bitches.. every variety... But how could you even get it up to fuck this wildebeest!?!? I will never understand the little skinny dude that is basically a bitch like this side purse!! I mean what do you do, close your eyes and imagine a slightly less ugly cow of a woman? But still, the smell!! ... I truly don't get it!!

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Bigjay [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Land whales are like mopeds,. Fun to ride until your mates see you with it.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +2 / -1

But that's my point is it wouldn't be fun!! I would rather go without!! Where have the standards gone!! Lol

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

So that's what u/bigjay looks like....

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

This a pic from Grinder app?

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