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I Could Almost Hear it. (media.patriots.win)            HEELS  UP          
posted ago by goodguy ago by goodguy +3709 / -1
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TheRoadGoesOnForever 76 points ago +76 / -0

“Well, well look I already told you! I suck salami so the press secretaries don’t have to! I have blowjob skills, I AM GOOD at dealing with penises, CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Cackle Cackle Cackle!”

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Nameless_Mofo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Comment of the day right here, I've seen all I need to see.

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IamBACK 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL

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ColonelKlink 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfection.

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2008RonPaul2012 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's called cackling. We do a bit of cackling.

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remembercovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kamala's Kackling Kankles

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TrumpsWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

BUT I’VE GOT SUCKING SKILLS!

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BasicKekinomics 18 points ago +18 / -0

Too early for that face! Good God.

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Hiw-lir-sirith 3 points ago +3 / -0

NSFL for real.

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savagememes 15 points ago +16 / -1

" so you actually fixed the border crisis? " ....... " well, no."

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Forgototherpassword 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember when she used the bad french accent? She broke it down "The Plan. Uppercase T, uppercase P." TP. Toilet paper. Joe "teh Shart" Biden had just shit his pants loudly in front of Dutchess Bowles. (Bowels).

Remember Monty Python French dude," I fart in your general direction"

Don't tell me God has no sense of humor with these evil pricks.

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ShartMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you just mention my name?

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out!

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Purple_Drank 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly…. That is EXACTLY all she does. Cackle like a hyena

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

She can do a lil more than that 😉.

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f_bastiat 8 points ago +8 / -0

You know how theres some small thing that you saw decades ago that was just so strange or awkward it sticks in your mind forever and you occasionally randomly think about it. I know 50 years from now I am going to randomly remember her interrupting a NASA scientist to ask him if NASA can track trees in different neighborhoods to combat racial inequality.

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midgetpornrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's another classic (ICYMI):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjG958lZ1KI

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lurkwellmyfriends 7 points ago +7 / -0

I AM DICK-SUCKING PERSON! I'M IMPORTANT!!!

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NotASocialist1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

10/10👌

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Pfizer-Survivor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahahahahaha

You see, haha, the wonderful thing, haha, about a job is, haha, you work.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Donkeyballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most annoying sound in the world

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Naga-? oh well, Naganna work here anymore

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CS_McFisticuffs_III 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shouldn't her head be UNDER the desk?

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same 😨

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rn10950 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like WHO would you say... you do here.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

This ruined my coffee

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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Gerbaski 4 points ago +4 / -0

cackles

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greenfrogracing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Official White House Fluffer.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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RustyShackleford777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uses pallets upon pallets of knee pads all taxpayer funded.

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scabies2 3 points ago +3 / -0

shitty shop, but still perfect

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bchdrum22 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to ask yourself, who’s worse the ho or the homo?

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smartass 3 points ago +3 / -0

FAKE! In reality, Kamaltoe's head is always UNDER the desk not above it.

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untumulted 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wait to be president.

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

most excellent!! ^ This

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually her picture over the original line "I'M GOOD WITH PEOPLE GODDAMMIT" wouldn't have been wrong.

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artstar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect. Just perfect.

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still say it's Dwayne the Rock Johnson in drag.

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Harcerz 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's her approval rating - 28%? Dems with some remaining brain cells know they have to get rid of her but they can't - identity politics obsessed progressives will NEVER let them. Let Dem infighting commence! 🍿🍿🍿

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe that on that Tim Pool star-laden show yesterday they were discussing that they'd remove Biden and have Mayor Pete leapfrog Kamala.

Ummmmm, guys......that's not how this works.

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Hollyweirdness 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree it's not how this works but we're in clown world now.

You've got a dude pretending to be woman who was made an admiral. They are using Big Bird to push a 'vaccine' on kids which they survive with a 99.9% survival rate. People wear masks even when walking alone. Black republicans are called white supremacists. You've got a sitting member of Congress who was married to her brother. A girl is raped in the girls school washroom by a guy in a dress to which the authorities cover it up and then go after the girl's father when it comes to light.

We are so deep into clown world now I wouldn't be surprised what happens.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was hoping you'd keep going with your list.

Oh, nothing really surprises me at this point, but these guys should know their civics better than that.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

You missed out. There was some pretty good discussion. They did slip up on several Constitutional issues, but I'll grant that it was on pretty common misconceptions.

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Flipakademsarepedos 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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RecoveringNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is the difference between a duck?

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Big-E 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did she ever figure out who is in charge of the border crisis? Inquiring minds want to know!

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

(cackle cackle cackle) I'm the office cum dumpster.

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wst4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this site! lol

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Inquisitor_Corvus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cackles vs Cankles on PPV. I’d pay serious money for that match.

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n4freedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never heard this infamous cackle lol. Been avoiding it to help keep my soul clean.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is nothing to hear.

She literally does nothing.

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Azrael1776 1 point ago +3 / -2

But stickied?

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Butt? Stickied!